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[1502.52 --> 1502.84] pretty. |
[1503.04 --> 1507.04] And I'll be the worst thing is like if I'm playing Counter-Strike and the screen goes |
[1507.04 --> 1508.36] black and then I get flash bang. |
[1508.40 --> 1508.84] And you're dead. |
[1509.64 --> 1510.50] Well, it's yeah. |
[1510.58 --> 1512.12] Because the screen goes black and I'm like, crap. |
[1512.20 --> 1516.28] I need to like hide and wait for the one to three seconds that my screen is black. |
[1516.28 --> 1518.42] And then I come back in and someone's flash banged me. |
[1518.42 --> 1522.06] So I'm like, first of all, pure black to extreme white. |
[1522.16 --> 1523.52] Now I'm just like, oh, goodness. |
[1523.96 --> 1525.12] Still can't see for a while. |
[1525.12 --> 1525.96] Here comes another three seconds. |
[1526.14 --> 1526.38] Yeah. |
[1526.88 --> 1527.88] Just need to wait. |
[1528.22 --> 1529.02] It's terrible. |
[1529.18 --> 1532.78] So anyways, I've been waiting for that Asus monitor that I saw at CES. |
[1533.30 --> 1535.72] Not this year, but the year previously. |
[1536.02 --> 1537.66] The 144 hertz 4K. |
[1537.78 --> 1539.96] It has every buzzword you could ever want. |
[1539.98 --> 1540.58] It's still not out. |
[1540.68 --> 1543.50] I would be shocked if it hasn't landed in the next couple months. |
[1544.38 --> 1547.98] Just that's, I'm not going to say what I know, but I'll say that I, |
[1547.98 --> 1549.34] I would be shocked. |
[1549.50 --> 1549.76] Okay. |
[1549.94 --> 1550.80] Reason number five. |
[1551.10 --> 1551.40] Okay. |
[1551.48 --> 1552.62] Everyone is making me say it. |
[1553.24 --> 1553.68] Pornography. |
[1555.96 --> 1557.28] Actually, that would be horrible. |
[1557.54 --> 1558.34] Don't do that. |
[1561.92 --> 1566.94] You'd have literally like three pixels to the width of every pubic hair. |
[1568.30 --> 1569.96] Nobody is asking for this. |
[1570.60 --> 1570.92] Nobody. |
[1571.64 --> 1572.62] At a certain point. |
[1572.62 --> 1574.94] If you think you're asking for this, you're not asking for this. |
[1574.94 --> 1577.28] At a certain point, it's better to leave it up to the imagination. |
[1577.86 --> 1579.70] To like, just a little bit. |
[1580.40 --> 1580.76] Okay. |
[1581.88 --> 1582.28] Okay. |
[1582.54 --> 1588.40] And speaking of imagination, I can imagine that it's going to be tough for Colton to sign up these sponsors ever again. |
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[1594.04 --> 1594.76] Oh, wow. |
[1594.98 --> 1595.20] Oh, yeah. |
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[1615.66 --> 1617.92] They test over a million coupon codes a month. |
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[1640.22 --> 1645.00] So go to joinhoney.com slash Linus or click the link below, which you can't do because you're watching. |
[1645.10 --> 1646.04] Oh, click that link below. |
[1646.12 --> 1647.12] Well, you can't click it, but whatever. |
[1647.20 --> 1647.56] You get it. |
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[1650.76 --> 1654.12] In other news, oh, this is great. |
[1654.24 --> 1656.08] I am so hungry right now. |
[1657.08 --> 1657.82] Savage jerky. |
[1658.84 --> 1661.66] The box of jerky is so heavy, I can't lift it. |
[1662.66 --> 1663.76] I thought it just ripped. |
[1663.76 --> 1664.34] Back again. |
[1665.46 --> 1668.06] I'm going to have to pace myself on the maple buffalo bacon. |
[1668.72 --> 1670.72] I had an entire pack last week. |
[1670.86 --> 1672.00] During the show and after the show. |
[1672.00 --> 1673.62] Right, you were munched on it after the show. |
[1673.62 --> 1676.00] Oh, I was munching the heck out of that after the show. |
[1676.22 --> 1677.14] What do you want this week? |
[1677.34 --> 1677.74] I'm down. |
[1677.92 --> 1678.96] You want the traditional? |
[1679.44 --> 1679.74] Sure. |
[1679.74 --> 1681.74] I'm going to do the cracked pepper and sea salt. |
[1681.90 --> 1684.00] That actually sounds pretty good, but I'll go something else. |
[1684.16 --> 1684.54] Okay. |
[1685.06 --> 1685.92] Traditional sounds good. |
[1685.96 --> 1687.90] Just don't touch my maple buffalo bacon and we're good. |
[1687.98 --> 1688.48] No, that's fine. |
[1688.54 --> 1689.10] Oh, you know what? |
[1689.40 --> 1691.04] I don't think we have any traditional. |
[1691.30 --> 1691.90] Oh, there we go. |
[1692.10 --> 1693.00] Oh, in the new package. |
[1693.16 --> 1694.74] Oh, new package traditional. |
[1694.96 --> 1695.20] Perfect. |
[1695.40 --> 1696.34] So Savage jerky. |
[1697.02 --> 1702.20] Their goal was to create a snack made with the best ingredients without nitrates or preservatives |
[1702.20 --> 1705.82] that wasn't bad for you, but that was full of flavor and spice. |
[1705.92 --> 1706.90] I'm like drooling right now. |
[1707.26 --> 1708.90] I'm like actually really excited. |
[1708.90 --> 1712.38] Not drooling, salivating, but it hasn't come out of my mouth, so it's not drool yet, I guess. |
[1713.44 --> 1715.68] They've got 13 different flavors of jerky. |
[1716.16 --> 1721.74] Some of our personal favorites are the maple buffalo bacon, the mojo, the... |
[1721.74 --> 1723.08] I like the cracked pepper and sea salt. |
[1723.12 --> 1726.28] I don't think you're as big a fan of this one, but Luke loves the traditional. |
[1726.62 --> 1728.34] I'm not as into the traditional. |
[1729.36 --> 1730.34] What else is really good? |
[1730.36 --> 1733.70] I think it depends kind of like what mode I'm in. |
[1733.70 --> 1740.10] And then if you have a fire hall that lives like in your mouth, then you're into the like really spicy stuff, |
[1740.32 --> 1742.22] they've got all kinds of flavors for you. |
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