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• Criticism of an internet censorship bill as a solution
• Discussion of human trafficking methods in North America
• Concerns over people being contractually obligated to engage in sexual assault
• Final thoughts on the unclear approach to addressing these issues
[0.00 --> 13.36] And we're live ladies and gentlemen who are we kidding? We're live gentlemen and lady. I don't know your mom might be watching.
[13.36 --> 21.60] It's possible. Your mom's probably watching. We've got a great show for you guys today. Actually we've got a great show for you guys today.
[21.86 --> 28.78] Jake did the WAN show document so other than that it's a great show. So we're going to go super tangent off the dock and just make it work.
[28.78 --> 34.14] I'm just not even going to use the dock because I'm all about demoralizing the people who work here.
[34.36 --> 42.34] That's what it's all about. And you know as much fun as it is to demoralize James it had kind of lost its shine.
[42.78 --> 45.00] Yeah. You need a new person every once in a while.
[45.02 --> 49.86] Every once in a while we want someone new to work on the WAN show dock so that we can crush their soul.
[50.24 --> 54.86] So today it's Jake. Actually oh this is cool.
[54.86 --> 63.14] So topics today. We're going to probably kick it off with impressions of the Samsung Galaxy S9.
[64.34 --> 66.94] See that's actually an S8 but you'd never know the difference.
[67.16 --> 68.86] Yeah. I was like wow.
[69.70 --> 70.84] Other than the deep brand skin.
[71.72 --> 73.94] And like the very minor camera differences on the back.
[74.16 --> 79.02] Flippy the burger flipping robot started working at Caliberger in California.
[79.02 --> 83.30] We'll go through what a burger flipping robot means and how effective it was.
[83.44 --> 87.22] The source for that article was Master Disaster so I'm assuming that Jake wrote it himself.
[88.12 --> 94.38] Also there's Newegg customers in Connecticut receiving tax bills because Newegg didn't charge them sales tax.
[94.66 --> 95.18] Sorry Jake.
[95.18 --> 105.52] And modders were able to put coffee like CPUs into Skylake and Kaby Lake motherboards to a certain degree of success.
[105.84 --> 107.06] Which is actually kind of crazy.
[107.44 --> 115.84] So why don't we roll the intro and we'll get on with the show where theoretically we'll talk about all those things that we just talked about that we're going to talk about.
[115.92 --> 118.26] But actually we're probably going to end up talking about something else.
[118.30 --> 119.38] We sometimes do it.
[119.38 --> 119.44] We sometimes do it.
[125.18 --> 143.50] We got that Squarespace.
[144.32 --> 145.98] We got that Fresh Bones.
[146.70 --> 149.38] We got that Savage Jerky.
[151.84 --> 152.48] Hooray.
[152.66 --> 153.12] Yeah baby.
[153.12 --> 153.62] All right.
[154.18 --> 157.96] So we're going to kick things off with the most important news this week.
[158.30 --> 159.62] Linus Cat Tips.
[159.92 --> 168.34] The YouTube channel that has videos of my cat including this fantastic one right here that I uploaded yesterday.
[169.08 --> 170.04] It's got my cat.
[170.24 --> 175.82] I was trying to, well you can probably figure out based on the tile back wall there what I was trying to do.
[176.04 --> 177.06] So I was trying to do that.
[177.06 --> 177.30] Right.
[177.58 --> 181.14] And you know the cat decided that he had already done that.
[181.22 --> 182.54] Needed somewhere to wipe his butt.
[182.54 --> 183.04] Nice.
[183.04 --> 184.20] Decided on my hair.
[185.10 --> 189.50] So this is the 100,000 subscriber update for Linus Cat Tips.
[189.68 --> 190.96] It's got 120,000 views.
[191.62 --> 194.02] Best performing video on this channel of all time.
[194.02 --> 205.32] And the big news here though is that Linus Cat Tips, the most important channel at Linus Media Group, has crossed 100,000 subscribers.
[206.06 --> 207.64] I'm surprised you have a B minus.
[207.64 --> 212.96] Meaning, well it's probably just because of the last couple of days.
[212.96 --> 213.30] Right.
[213.38 --> 213.64] Okay.
[213.86 --> 216.50] Where it went from 85,000 subscribers.
[216.60 --> 216.92] Well okay.
[216.98 --> 218.62] We should probably go all the way back to here.
[219.08 --> 223.18] So this is when the NCIX bankruptcy auction vlog hit float plane.
[223.30 --> 223.56] Okay.
[223.56 --> 223.96] Yeah.
[223.96 --> 228.54] So we got, you know, 1,500 or so subscribers.
[228.76 --> 230.32] Like normally it actually does grow.
[230.44 --> 232.38] Like let's look at the full monthly statistics here.
[232.80 --> 235.88] Social Blade is a great site for creeping on YouTube channels by the way you guys.
[235.94 --> 236.30] It's awesome.
[236.40 --> 238.40] You can like see how many subs they get.
[238.48 --> 239.88] How many views they get.
[240.12 --> 240.86] This is BS.
[241.08 --> 241.80] Don't trust it.
[242.00 --> 242.48] Believe me.
[242.48 --> 248.66] Like I mean any number that's like, well somewhere between 77 cents and $12.
[249.56 --> 252.32] Imagine you were able to pay for things like that.
[252.40 --> 252.60] Yeah.
[253.34 --> 256.12] Imagine you walked into McDonald's and it's like, yeah, super value menu.
[256.24 --> 260.64] It costs anywhere between, you know, 69 cents and 18 bucks.
[260.84 --> 261.00] Yeah.
[261.06 --> 261.42] Like, oh.
[261.82 --> 263.22] You don't know until you're checking out.
[263.26 --> 263.68] That's right.
[265.24 --> 266.32] You know what?
[266.66 --> 267.70] Hold on a second.
[267.90 --> 268.90] I just gave him a bad idea.
[269.24 --> 270.72] This is, I should not have said anything.
[270.72 --> 272.98] Micro transaction restaurants.
[273.38 --> 273.78] Loot box.
[273.98 --> 275.78] Loot box the restaurant.
[276.56 --> 277.00] Oh.
[277.30 --> 278.72] It's actually brilliant.
[279.22 --> 279.96] So you don't know.
[280.02 --> 284.58] So you take away all the like, oh, I don't know what to pick off the menu because you don't.
[284.74 --> 286.48] Well, no, because it's, wait, yeah.
[286.78 --> 287.78] So you get whatever you get.
[287.78 --> 290.18] Or you pick like one of three different tiers of loot boxes.
[290.22 --> 292.02] And so you might end up, yeah.
[292.10 --> 294.18] So you get the $5 loot box.
[294.62 --> 299.58] Or it's like single serving, double serving, or like three course meal loot box.
[299.58 --> 300.58] Wow.
[302.58 --> 302.80] And so.
[302.88 --> 303.80] I'd probably go.
[304.12 --> 309.40] So some people are going to, because like gaming themed establishments are totally a thing.
[309.56 --> 309.68] Yeah.