text stringlengths 14 502 |
|---|
[1648.20 --> 1652.70] Our computers don't just suck. |
[1653.00 --> 1653.62] They lick. |
[1657.58 --> 1658.06] Hard. |
[1658.34 --> 1659.24] That might go okay. |
[1659.46 --> 1660.06] That might go okay. |
[1660.18 --> 1661.92] Go back to like mid-90s advertising. |
[1662.48 --> 1665.56] Like just our branding just being completely ridiculous. |
[1665.80 --> 1665.96] Yeah. |
[1666.48 --> 1666.60] Yeah. |
[1666.76 --> 1667.76] I mean, okay. |
[1667.80 --> 1674.32] As far as I can tell, the only way system integrators make any money is through MDF programs with brands like Intel and NVIDIA. |
[1674.96 --> 1676.08] NVIDIA probably. |
[1676.08 --> 1682.02] I don't think Intel would give us any money to talk about how our computers lick hard. |
[1682.38 --> 1682.54] Yeah. |
[1682.78 --> 1684.20] That might be a little bit of a problem. |
[1684.30 --> 1688.00] Intel's a little on the conservative side when it comes to brand messaging. |
[1688.26 --> 1688.46] Yeah. |
[1689.78 --> 1693.30] To be clear, before people freak out, we're not talking anything about politics at all. |
[1693.98 --> 1695.44] We're just talking about... |
[1695.44 --> 1699.86] Speaking of how we actually intend to continue running our business and making money... |
[1699.86 --> 1700.10] Yeah. |
[1700.94 --> 1701.40] Squarespace! |
[1701.82 --> 1703.26] Oh, I thought you were going to do the burger flipping robot. |
[1703.36 --> 1704.36] No, we'll get into that. |
[1704.36 --> 1707.04] We actually haven't done any of the topics on the dock. |
[1707.10 --> 1709.50] We were just messing with you, Jake, but it ended up happening. |
[1710.24 --> 1715.36] So Squarespace is the place to go to build your own beautiful functional website. |
[1716.52 --> 1722.66] With Squarespace, your project might not take 17 months before you launch an alpha. |
[1725.16 --> 1725.54] Wow. |
[1725.54 --> 1728.86] With Squarespace, you just pick one of their gorgeous templates. |
[1729.32 --> 1729.68] Wow. |
[1729.80 --> 1731.84] They've got 24-7 tech support. |
[1732.30 --> 1734.26] It starts at just $12 a month. |
[1734.54 --> 1737.54] The sites are super stable and all of the templates feature... |
[1738.54 --> 1742.68] I'm not sure if he's running away to hide or going and to get a heavy object. |
[1742.68 --> 1746.82] Oh, so they look great on any device. |
[1746.82 --> 1751.98] With Squarespace's cover pages feature, you can set up a beautiful one-page online presence in minutes... |
[1751.98 --> 1758.56] ...and everyone can now publish content in the Apple News format directly from their Squarespace blog module... |
[1758.56 --> 1761.10] ...making it available to millions of potential viewers. |
[1761.10 --> 1765.28] Start a trial with no credit card required at squarespace.com slash when... |
[1765.28 --> 1768.14] ...you can't hit me on a live stream because everyone will see you do it. |
[1768.48 --> 1770.32] So I might end up streaming forever. |
[1771.22 --> 1773.16] Because that's how I'm going to stay alive. |
[1773.90 --> 1775.78] And you know how else I'll stay alive? |
[1776.64 --> 1777.74] With Savage Jerky. |
[1778.08 --> 1781.68] Thanks to Savage Jerky, I will never have to stop the stream to eat. |
[1782.70 --> 1787.74] With their maple buffalo bacon, not to mention their other fantastic flavors like traditional. |
[1787.86 --> 1788.82] You went to the traditional today? |
[1788.82 --> 1788.94] Oh, yeah. |
[1789.00 --> 1789.28] I'm down. |
[1791.10 --> 1792.38] Moho, get out of here. |
[1792.48 --> 1793.28] You're not getting... |
[1793.28 --> 1794.84] You got a whole thing last week. |
[1795.40 --> 1797.84] I haven't tried the Sriracha Teriyaki in a little while. |
[1799.52 --> 1801.10] Savage Jerky has... |
[1801.10 --> 1801.60] No, get... |
[1801.60 --> 1804.48] Don't feed the animals. |
[1805.80 --> 1808.20] That's what they tell you at the park. |
[1808.42 --> 1811.72] If you feed the animals, they never stop coming back. |
[1813.48 --> 1815.94] They've got tons of great flavors of jerky. |
[1815.94 --> 1821.52] Their goal was to make a snack that's tasty and not bad for you. |
[1821.60 --> 1823.12] You want to give me the crazy one? |
[1823.62 --> 1824.46] They've got 13... |
[1824.46 --> 1825.34] Yeah, you want to do it today? |
[1825.46 --> 1825.60] Yeah. |
[1825.60 --> 1826.10] Sure, man. |
[1826.10 --> 1830.42] So a bunch of people in chat said eat the hot one and I was like, all right. |
[1831.20 --> 1831.66] All right. |
[1831.84 --> 1832.34] I'll do it. |
[1832.44 --> 1833.24] I'll take one for the team. |
[1833.66 --> 1833.92] Wow. |
[1834.00 --> 1836.60] I don't think they actually sent us much hot stuff this time around. |
[1837.88 --> 1838.24] Oh, yeah. |
[1838.36 --> 1838.70] Never mind. |
[1838.92 --> 1839.42] There's the Reaper. |
[1839.62 --> 1839.86] Done. |
[1840.14 --> 1841.14] Don't fear the Reaper, baby. |
[1842.90 --> 1845.82] So the goal is to create a snack that was full of flavor and not bad for you. |
[1846.06 --> 1850.90] They've got 15 different flavors all the way from mild ones like the Sriracha Teriyaki |
[1850.90 --> 1856.30] and the Maple Buffalo Bacon all the way up to super hot stuff made of Carolina Reapers, |
[1856.82 --> 1858.44] ghost peppers. |
[1858.98 --> 1860.42] They've also got a spice rub. |
[1861.00 --> 1864.76] They make barbecue sauce, hot sauce, and you can use offer code LTT. |
[1865.38 --> 1865.80] Oh, man. |
[1865.84 --> 1867.10] My mouth is watering. |
[1867.10 --> 1871.66] I'm watering to save 10% on all their products at savagejerky.com. |
[1873.42 --> 1874.58] I haven't had that one in a while. |
[1875.22 --> 1876.52] I actually forgot about that one. |
[1876.56 --> 1877.28] That one's pretty good, too. |
[1880.26 --> 1881.74] This isn't going to go well. |
[1883.20 --> 1885.72] Just waiting for another 10 hours and we'll see how it's going. |
[1886.94 --> 1888.88] I actually do fine in that department. |
[1889.06 --> 1891.54] I've never had that result that you're talking about. |
[1891.96 --> 1893.14] Eat four or five pieces. |
[1893.28 --> 1893.98] No, I'm good. |
[1895.64 --> 1896.92] I'm going to keep my record going. |
[1897.10 --> 1899.16] FreshBooks. |
[1900.34 --> 1905.70] Speaking of keeping records, FreshBooks is the accounting solution for small business owners |
[1905.70 --> 1906.80] and freelancers. |
[1907.48 --> 1913.00] It does a lot more, too, than just help you create and send slick-looking invoices quickly. |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.