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[2229.94 --> 2231.08] It's so frustrating.
[2231.20 --> 2231.36] Okay.
[2231.40 --> 2231.64] No, no.
[2231.68 --> 2232.64] So that one's coming soon.
[2233.12 --> 2233.38] Okay.
[2233.78 --> 2234.04] Okay.
[2234.24 --> 2235.22] So Google.
[2235.68 --> 2236.06] Okay.
[2236.12 --> 2239.14] So on the Play Store, you can like get music.
[2239.94 --> 2240.38] Okay.
[2240.38 --> 2240.48] Okay.
[2240.96 --> 2242.40] But I think.
[2242.40 --> 2248.70] I'm trying to remember all the different, like, whatever.
[2248.84 --> 2250.56] Let's just go with how it was up until now.
[2250.68 --> 2256.32] So Google Play Music lets you stream music and like download music to your device.
[2256.56 --> 2256.82] Okay.
[2256.82 --> 2258.38] It's like, I forget.
[2258.48 --> 2260.20] It's like $10 a month or $8 a month.
[2260.44 --> 2261.42] Or $15 for the family plan.
[2261.48 --> 2262.26] But those are Canadian prices.
[2262.26 --> 2263.66] So I have the family plan.
[2264.40 --> 2268.44] And yeah, I pay like $15 Canadian or $16 Canadian or something like that.
[2269.44 --> 2269.78] Okay.
[2269.78 --> 2279.46] So then for a few US dollars more than Google Play Music, you can get YouTube Red, which strips the ads out of YouTube videos.
[2279.56 --> 2282.58] That is the, like the Google supplied, the AdSense supplied ads.
[2283.24 --> 2286.20] And, and gives you access to Google Play Music.
[2286.50 --> 2289.70] It also gives you additional benefits within the YouTube app.
[2289.74 --> 2294.54] So the ability to play song videos, for example, with the screen off, with the phone in your pocket.
[2294.54 --> 2295.58] Is this how it works now?
[2295.58 --> 2299.74] Because I thought before it was like, if you bought Google Play Music, you just got YouTube Red.
[2301.10 --> 2302.28] And I think it was the other way around.
[2302.44 --> 2305.44] And I was, no, because I got music and I was super stoked on that.
[2305.48 --> 2307.72] And then I found out that wasn't in the, that was not in Canada.
[2308.44 --> 2309.38] I was like, ah.
[2309.56 --> 2311.14] This whole thing has been so messy.
[2311.36 --> 2311.68] Okay.
[2311.80 --> 2314.42] Let's just, let's just, let's just do how it's going to work now.
[2314.44 --> 2314.70] Okay.
[2314.82 --> 2315.04] All right.
[2315.06 --> 2316.98] So, so YouTube Red is gone.
[2317.48 --> 2319.90] Apparently they were tired of being called Red Tube.
[2320.20 --> 2321.30] No kidding, you idiots.
[2321.30 --> 2321.66] Red.
[2321.78 --> 2321.94] Yeah.
[2322.06 --> 2322.66] I know.
[2322.66 --> 2322.70] I know.
[2322.84 --> 2322.92] Right.
[2323.02 --> 2324.24] How could they have possibly.
[2324.24 --> 2325.54] Red Tube has been around since like 2000.
[2325.58 --> 2327.50] 2007 or something like that.
[2327.74 --> 2327.82] No.
[2327.92 --> 2328.50] Something like that.
[2328.50 --> 2328.54] No.
[2328.62 --> 2328.88] Look at him.
[2328.88 --> 2330.60] Look at him covering, covering himself.
[2330.64 --> 2332.28] No, because YouTube itself came out in 2007.
[2332.46 --> 2333.34] So Red Tube must have been.
[2333.44 --> 2334.72] No, YouTube was 2005.
[2335.04 --> 2335.92] Let's find out.
[2336.32 --> 2336.76] Okay.
[2336.96 --> 2344.44] So YouTube Red is being replaced sort of by YouTube Premium, which gives you ad free music,
[2345.06 --> 2346.76] the ability to listen in the background.
[2346.88 --> 2347.28] You're correct.
[2347.28 --> 2348.28] And downloads.
[2348.28 --> 2348.30] And downloads.
[2348.30 --> 2348.36] And downloads.
[2349.16 --> 2352.72] As well as ad free video, the ability to play in the background.
[2353.02 --> 2353.86] This is cool.
[2354.94 --> 2356.82] Downloads on YouTube videos.
[2357.32 --> 2361.60] So you will now be able to load up YouTube videos on your phone before a flight or whatever.
[2362.34 --> 2365.60] Slash not have to use one of those ripping tools when I want to rip something off.
[2366.90 --> 2367.34] Sweet.
[2367.44 --> 2368.74] I can finally get them in there.
[2369.08 --> 2369.30] Native.
[2369.30 --> 2370.74] You mean compensate the artist?
[2370.92 --> 2371.76] Is that what you mean?
[2371.86 --> 2372.06] Anyway.
[2372.06 --> 2374.82] Also, all YouTube Originals.
[2375.36 --> 2380.66] So YouTube Red Originals or whatever they were calling those are now just called YouTube Originals.
[2381.68 --> 2387.06] And then YouTube Music Premium for just $2 less.
[2387.14 --> 2390.84] So this is like a pretty terrible deal as far as I can tell.
[2391.26 --> 2393.36] Just gives you ad free music.
[2393.80 --> 2396.02] So other videos will have ads.
[2396.22 --> 2400.00] And the ability to listen in the background and download music specifically.
[2400.00 --> 2404.78] And then how Google Play Music figures into all of this, I can't remember.
[2404.92 --> 2405.40] Yes, right.
[2405.58 --> 2410.40] If you have a Google Play Music subscription, you get YouTube Music as part of that membership.
[2411.20 --> 2415.04] Play Music is not going away yet, but it'll be hard.
[2415.28 --> 2415.86] Play Music?
[2416.00 --> 2416.18] God damn.
[2416.20 --> 2416.72] What's that?
[2420.46 --> 2424.48] In other news, YouTube Premium is finally coming to Canada.
[2424.48 --> 2428.42] So I plan to get it immediately because I am so tired.
[2428.42 --> 2429.50] So the editors can rip off.
[2429.62 --> 2431.36] I am so tired.
[2431.70 --> 2432.80] No, it's nothing to do with that.
[2432.98 --> 2437.74] It's because YouTube forces me to break their own terms of service every day.
[2438.60 --> 2439.22] What do you mean?
[2439.38 --> 2452.20] Because you are not allowed, according to Google's terms of service, to watch your own ads or interact with your own ads because it inflates your viewership numbers.
[2452.20 --> 2456.40] It's like being an Amazon affiliate and getting your friends to buy the thing you're an affiliate for.