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[2405.88 --> 2411.00] if you need this to start a fire this is basically a blow torch shaped like a gun |
[2412.12 --> 2417.16] like okay it's a little longer but like if you can't go to the if you can't go to the hardware |
[2417.16 --> 2423.40] store and find something that'll make a fire easier than this then i don't know man like honestly that |
[2423.40 --> 2431.56] flame has got to be that's only maybe 18 inches maybe like you can get you can get blow torches |
[2431.56 --> 2437.80] that'll do not much shy of that and probably hotter if you can jog around an office with your thing fully |
[2437.80 --> 2444.12] firing and everything's fine yeah like you could like you're saying military grade whatever military |
[2444.12 --> 2449.88] if you can run around an office shooting with a gun it's not going to be fine yeah okay i think it's |
[2449.88 --> 2454.44] hilarious so honestly now that i've seen it fire like i was disappointed i didn't order one now i |
[2454.44 --> 2459.48] don't even care it looks kind of lame i'm assuming you can mod it oh oh you figure maybe you can mod it |
[2460.12 --> 2464.92] maybe but it depends on the fuel like something like propane i doubt it yeah i don't know if it is |
[2464.92 --> 2471.24] so maybe maybe people are spamming the chat telling us what it is um canadian firearms law is so weird |
[2472.20 --> 2477.72] 22 stub nose pistol nope you might hurt yourself well technically a cannon you can get in the same |
[2477.72 --> 2482.04] classification as a rifle that you would give a kid to train with canadian firearms law is such a joke |
[2482.04 --> 2487.64] it's so bad most stuff is classified by name instead of by specification so there's a lot of things that |
[2487.64 --> 2493.40] like look scary that are banned and there's things that are way scarier that don't look super scary so |
[2493.40 --> 2501.72] they're not banned it's so weird apparently tiki torches use butane someone backs me up that it looks like |
[2501.72 --> 2505.72] propane looks like propane what kind of tiki torches are we thinking then because i'm talking about those ones with |
[2505.72 --> 2510.92] like the wick and the like kind of wicker thing around it i have no idea what they take i thought they just |
[2510.92 --> 2515.88] used like uh like a wick soaked in a thing and they have like that lemon smell am i thinking of something |
[2515.88 --> 2519.08] else what is what's a tiki torch tiki torch fuel |
[2523.56 --> 2531.48] yeah no that's not that's not like uh i thought this is like a like a wax or like an oil look at the way it burns i could be wrong though |
[2531.48 --> 2536.84] tiki torch fuel like the things that we end up i don't i don't think it's a wax |
[2538.44 --> 2545.64] um something something doesn't say what america's number one torch fuel pre-fueled |
[2546.28 --> 2552.60] paradise in your backyard oh wow please just tell me what is in it thank you i wish you would just tell |
[2552.60 --> 2560.68] me what's in it oh man tiki torch fuel americansale.com with lemongrass oil oh my goodness okay |
[2560.68 --> 2565.56] well either way they have a lot of like it's scented with this or it has whatever else eucalyptus formula |
[2566.76 --> 2573.80] ah i'm dying it's kerosene kerosene kerosene all right oil keeps the bugs away yeah yeah but that's |
[2573.80 --> 2579.48] not what makes here you go no there's different kinds this is why it's hard to find paraffin tiki green |
[2579.48 --> 2585.40] whatever this is but like that's like paraffin's a wax type okay but yeah just something with a wick |
[2585.40 --> 2591.88] in it like it's totally different from from this um yeah i don't know if anyone actually knows |
[2593.72 --> 2598.44] let's see i don't think you burn citronella i think that's the yeah that's the scent crap yeah why |
[2598.44 --> 2602.84] twitch chat is spamming citronella i think that's what like makes it smell good or keeps the bugs away |
[2602.84 --> 2606.84] or something apparently the slow-mo guys did a cool video using tiki torch oil what haven't they done a |
[2606.84 --> 2615.64] cool video about that's fair yeah cool all right a lot of people saying kerosene oh finally windows |
[2615.64 --> 2623.24] 10 defender is finally gonna block those shady free pc optimizer applications about time this was |
[2623.24 --> 2627.96] posted by tech dreamer on the forum and the original article is from cloud blogs dot microsoft.com |
[2628.60 --> 2634.12] protecting customers from being intimidated into making an unnecessary purchase how did this take so |
[2634.12 --> 2639.80] long i mean i'm not mad like this is like the main thing that they should have been blocking wow there |
[2639.80 --> 2644.44] was something else that i was like really mad about yeah how does you know how does windows not have a |
[2644.44 --> 2651.80] built-in screen recorder at this point outside of games how is it that ios has this and windows doesn't |
[2651.80 --> 2657.08] like there's just some baffling stuff that they haven't built in there's so okay have you heard i don't |
[2657.08 --> 2662.20] think it's in the dock but have you heard the rumors of uh the companies microsoft is interested in buying no |
[2662.20 --> 2668.84] uh oh yeah it's propane uh just go to their website 20 ounce propane there you go so there's no way |
[2668.84 --> 2672.44] you're gonna get a propane propane flame much longer than that sorry change what fuel it is |
[2674.60 --> 2680.60] yeah i don't know and we're talking like okay to be clear i think there are going to be people putting |
[2680.60 --> 2686.92] new regs in them and they're going to be people changing out the gas i don't care sure i'm not going |
[2686.92 --> 2691.88] to do it but um i i think it's going to be i'm going to go help my friend who lives on a farm clear |
[2691.88 --> 2698.92] uh blackberry bushes with it because that sounds fun right all right anyway that's what i'll do what |
[2698.92 --> 2704.92] were you saying about the uh so this is like super rumor mill stuff and to be clear i'm pretty sure if |
[2704.92 --> 2710.76] anything i think it's like insider information which is super rumor mill no no no i didn't hear this |
[2710.76 --> 2716.68] directly this is posted on some website sure okay um and it was very much like they're interested in |
[2716.68 --> 2722.84] doing this not those other companies are also okay with it sure so and one of them i'm very sure is not |
[2722.84 --> 2734.84] okay with it um but pub g corp what ea what and valve which they technically have the war chest money to |
[2734.84 --> 2740.60] deal with but like i'm sure the last one is not okay exactly they're yeah they're not okay with it |
[2740.60 --> 2747.00] pub g corp it sounds like their micro uh their minecraft acquisition yeah hey this is already |
[2747.00 --> 2753.16] popular and everyone already bought it let's now buy it to we're not really sure um but okay |
[2753.16 --> 2757.72] microtransact actually yeah part of the idea behind that sorry i just remembered was not letting it go to |
[2757.72 --> 2765.88] playstation because it's a timed microsoft xbox exclusive and i guess they're they might be trying to |
[2765.88 --> 2771.80] buy it before it can go to playstation and i heard that the idea of them acquiring ea is to get a |
[2771.80 --> 2777.24] whole bunch of exclusive can i let me cut you off right there if microsoft wanted a game studio |
[2778.12 --> 2783.16] why did they get rid of microsoft game studios where's a mic i need a mic |
[2783.16 --> 2793.00] well they're still making microsoft games because like uh whatever that new pirates game sea of thieves |
[2793.00 --> 2799.08] is like a microsoft game yeah like not much they used to be an actual major game developer yeah well |
[2799.08 --> 2805.24] i'm assuming maybe they want to get back into that i don't know okay so the ea acquisition idea is |
[2805.24 --> 2811.64] interesting because there's a lot of ways to hate that because more exclusives for xbox and stuff um but i |
[2811.64 --> 2817.64] mean everyone already hates ea pretty much at a maximum capacity already so yeah maybe they can't |
[2817.64 --> 2825.00] hate them even more i don't know maybe it's not that big of a deal i don't know um yeah i don't think |
[2825.00 --> 2831.40] any of that's going to happen i just wanted to bring up microsoft stuff um all right what else we got |
[2831.40 --> 2837.16] here it was all boring uh apple delays ios features to focus on stability that seems like a good idea |
[2837.16 --> 2841.32] couldn't use uh speaking of built-in screen recording couldn't use it today without rebooting |
[2841.32 --> 2845.72] it would list it would just go and then you could stop it and then the clip would just be gone |
[2846.20 --> 2851.00] yeah we tried a few times it was broken um for ios 12 they've been working on a redesigned home screen |
[2851.00 --> 2857.72] app grid uh hopefully by redesign they mean exactly the same except i can move stuff where i want it |
[2857.72 --> 2867.00] uh multiplayer mode for augmented reality games ah augmented reality is so bad like it is so bad |
[2867.00 --> 2875.48] we're just we're not even close we're so many years away he's okay it's bad max it's bad |
[2876.84 --> 2880.68] what can i help you with no we're streaming |
[2880.68 --> 2891.64] um uh a merger of the third party applications running on iphones and macs do i nivone told me you |
[2891.64 --> 2897.96] didn't have time after work um okay improvements to facetime um longest standing video game record |
[2897.96 --> 2903.88] was thrown out after 35 years uh this was by todd rogers it was for his dragster record yeah obviously it |
[2903.88 --> 2909.00] was impossible because it's like physically impossible to happen in the game so are a lot of |
[2909.00 --> 2916.12] his like 1400 other video game records a lot of them are physically impossible including records that |
[2916.12 --> 2921.16] are like not actually able to be gotten in the game because like your score goes up in increments that |
[2921.16 --> 2926.60] his score isn't at like a lot of the games they'll be in increments of like 10 and his score will end |
[2926.60 --> 2932.12] in like a five and it's like that it's not how that works um or he'll play donkey kong and like |
[2932.12 --> 2940.44] the next highest person is like 10 million points below him um yeah no it's super bs and uh uh where |
[2940.44 --> 2947.00] is it sorry give me one second twin galaxies records he has so many records in twin galaxies that make |
[2947.00 --> 2953.64] no sense at all um and like and they're the official source for guinness's world records and a lot of |
[2954.76 --> 2961.64] a lot a lot or all of his records were posted through one person who's now like in jail and like |
[2961.64 --> 2965.80] the tapes were seized by the police so he's like oh yeah all the tapes of my records are just gone |
[2965.80 --> 2970.28] because of that but then people have contacted the police they're like uh no we returned them all |
[2970.28 --> 2977.32] and there's like basically none um so yeah todd rog todd rogers records super bs moving on now |
[2979.00 --> 2983.16] his personal website offered a simple explanation of how he achieved his unbeatable time |
[2984.20 --> 2988.44] while maintaining that activision's certification of his time highlighted in one of the company's |
[2988.44 --> 2994.04] newsletters was enough to cement his place on the gaming leaderboards great that makes sense |
[2995.00 --> 3000.04] there's even like someone took apart a game and found that like one of the games that he played |
[3000.04 --> 3005.40] it's electronically impossible for him to get the score that he got there's another game where um |
[3005.96 --> 3010.52] i can't remember what it's called barnstorming or something like that you fly a plane and you have to |
[3010.52 --> 3016.84] fly through barns and you have to dodge other things they removed all the ops and so it when you go up |
[3016.84 --> 3021.64] and down to dodge obstacles you lose a little bit of horizontal speed so you're supposed to skim things |
[3021.64 --> 3025.32] right you're supposed to move up and down as little as possible and go straight as you can but you have |
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