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[47.70 --> 51.50] They're not gonna leave. I mean, they already went through the effort of clicking on this.
[51.60 --> 53.70] They'll go down the, go down with me.
[53.78 --> 54.16] Yeah.
[54.44 --> 57.08] I mean, the ship. Go down on the ship, not...
[57.08 --> 58.34] No, you don't go down on the ship.
[58.34 --> 60.74] You don't go down on you either. That's what I'm trying to get out of here.
[60.86 --> 63.94] So, we do actually have some legitimately interesting topics.
[64.10 --> 67.68] Google mandates two years of security updates for popular phones.
[67.78 --> 69.62] How do we define popular? I guess we'll...
[69.62 --> 70.90] Oh, we, there's a definition.
[71.08 --> 72.26] Cross that bridge when we get to it.
[72.38 --> 72.66] Mm-hmm.
[73.38 --> 76.60] The meme tax means maybe you won't be able to upload to YouTube.
[77.10 --> 77.48] Yeah.
[77.74 --> 78.34] It...
[78.34 --> 79.74] Okay, no, I'll talk, I'll talk more about it later.
[79.74 --> 80.64] More bridges across.
[80.64 --> 83.78] There's been another big win for right to repair.
[84.86 --> 90.70] And the iPhone, iOS 12, defeats the gray key locker thing that police use.
[90.78 --> 91.32] Suck it, police.
[92.18 --> 92.62] But...
[92.62 --> 94.34] I mean, blue lives matter.
[94.66 --> 95.20] I mean...
[95.20 --> 95.94] Ah, let's get out of here.
[95.98 --> 96.34] Roll the intro.
[96.50 --> 96.92] Wow.
[97.02 --> 97.32] Ah!
[97.74 --> 100.42] You are so never coming on WAN show again.
[100.76 --> 100.98] Yes.
[100.98 --> 130.96] You are so never coming on WAN show again.
[131.80 --> 132.54] All right.
[133.48 --> 135.48] Do you think that you have RBF?
[136.30 --> 137.46] What is RBF?
[137.96 --> 139.24] Resting mean face.
[139.80 --> 140.32] Oh!
[140.58 --> 142.10] Resting mean face.
[143.02 --> 143.92] Um, you know what?
[143.92 --> 145.66] Let's see your resting face at the camera.
[145.98 --> 151.84] I would actually, yeah, I would much rather hear if you think I have resting.
[151.84 --> 153.58] Resting B face is what's up.
[153.74 --> 158.84] So, the only reason that it really comes up in my household a lot is that one of my daughters...
[158.84 --> 159.84] Um...
[161.50 --> 162.08] She has RBF?
[162.52 --> 162.68] She's...
[162.68 --> 163.46] She's like two.
[163.84 --> 166.66] Um, actually, she's the older one.
[166.80 --> 168.68] And it was much worse when she was two.
[168.80 --> 169.86] So, we talk about it all the time.
[169.86 --> 174.54] obviously we can't say the B word so we'd say resting B face I've never heard
[174.54 --> 182.18] anyone put your face at rest okay yeah no I mean we'll let the audience we'll
[182.18 --> 186.68] let the audience be the judge I don't think you have RBF are you kidding me I
[186.68 --> 192.06] think it's more of a conscious thing with you dude look at this you do look at my
[192.06 --> 201.30] eyebrows from the side okay pointing down before the show I was just going over my
[201.30 --> 204.32] notes I looked up at the camera there I was like this is what I look like when
[204.32 --> 208.74] I'm just reading stuff I'm just like yeah you have kind of an intense vibe to
[208.74 --> 213.94] you like I've actually had I mean I don't think that the WAN show is really the
[213.94 --> 222.00] place to air like HR issues to literally air it but I've actually had people
[222.00 --> 227.28] talk to me about how James can be kind of intense like I'm not sure if he likes
[227.28 --> 232.80] me you know that's so funny I think that about Tyler I think Tyler I think I
[232.80 --> 238.32] know he's the nicest guy a teddy bear but he also hates all of us I think I don't
[238.32 --> 243.02] think he does I don't I think Tyler is the least likely LMG employee to go
[243.02 --> 246.66] postal well there's but there's also other things that are just personal
[246.66 --> 251.88] preference like if you walk by Tyler in the morning and you haven't seen him yet
[251.88 --> 257.46] he might just walk by you and not care to say good morning and I I'm fine with
[257.46 --> 259.62] that there's a lot of people here you want to spend half your day saying good
[259.62 --> 264.54] morning yeah there's 20 people like I I got past saying good morning to everyone
[264.54 --> 270.22] probably around the time we hired you guys cuz okay I mean you were basically
[270.22 --> 273.30] everyone that I passed in the morning was new and therefore didn't matter anyway
[273.30 --> 277.66] no but there was just too many people all of a sudden instead of cuz the
[277.66 --> 281.74] upstairs used to be who the hell used to be upstairs there was no well there's
[281.74 --> 287.08] there's Chelsea that's right there's cold the sales team was there so there
[287.08 --> 293.80] was and then it wasn't wasn't it you know Nick was in his oh no he wasn't yeah no
[293.80 --> 296.92] Nick had it on no when I started Nick and Chelsea and Colton were all in that
[296.92 --> 301.90] corner by where Anthony and Alex are now is this even interesting I mean it doesn't
[301.90 --> 305.50] really matter but I mean okay we'll we'll get to why I'm wearing eyeliner
[305.50 --> 308.98] shortly because I think that's what everyone's waiting to waiting to hear
[308.98 --> 317.56] cuz it's Friday night baby yeah no and you're taking me out dancing and how come
[317.56 --> 320.98] Batman doesn't dance anymore
[320.98 --> 326.50] it's a Simpsons quote man okay you know what I'll explain why I'm wearing
[326.50 --> 332.40] eyeliner so we you must super chat us if you want to know you know no no they
[332.40 --> 335.44] don't have to see come on we're sellouts aren't we anyway we're shells that's
[335.44 --> 343.36] that's the word on the street so basically I take exception to razors
[343.36 --> 351.04] branding I mean I understand branding is it's it's marketing and it's it's it's not
[351.04 --> 358.12] meant to be just like a purely dry I do love this pillow though it's it's not
[358.12 --> 361.78] meant to be just like a purely dry description of the product like if if
[361.78 --> 370.42] razor called their mice pretty good mouse that is pretty good and the
[370.42 --> 374.74] ergonomics are good enough that the pro gamers we endorse didn't throw them away
[374.74 --> 380.02] and it's pretty expensive but like it's pretty good like if they called it that
[380.02 --> 386.26] obviously no one would buy it but if they call it mamba you know that's not it
[386.26 --> 390.16] sounds a lot more appealing but the whole thing that they've started doing over
[390.16 --> 395.44] the last few years where it's like they they refer to themselves as the world's
[395.44 --> 405.28] premier lifestyle brand for gamers lifestyle brand for gamers I kind of I
[405.28 --> 412.04] kind of take exception to that because maybe I'm wrong but to me when I especially
[412.04 --> 415.84] when I was younger when I didn't have like a full-time job because I was still
[415.84 --> 423.70] in school to me what made something gaming was that it was no frills and it was
[423.70 --> 429.22] like great bang for the buck and it had nothing nothing about it that didn't give me more
[429.22 --> 434.74] FPS function yes form completely function over form was gaming like an athlon xp
[434.74 --> 443.02] 2500 plus was like a gaming CPU because compared to I mean it's it's it's funny
[443.02 --> 448.40] some things never change AMD fanboys were just as diluted back then as they were like
[448.40 --> 451.74] two years ago before Ryzen launched and they still thought that AMD had processors