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[1178.10 --> 1179.38] or whatever else the case may be,
[1179.64 --> 1182.20] but this saga is far from over.
[1182.20 --> 1182.64] Cool.
[1182.78 --> 1187.10] There is one thing that I absolutely want to address now
[1187.10 --> 1189.52] and tell you what.
[1189.60 --> 1191.18] I haven't screenshotted anything yet,
[1191.32 --> 1193.70] so if you're one of the tool sheds out there
[1193.70 --> 1196.20] who posted that this was the reason
[1196.20 --> 1197.32] that they denied the repair,
[1197.66 --> 1198.90] you can go back and edit your comment
[1198.90 --> 1200.68] and you won't end up in the video, okay?
[1200.68 --> 1205.32] A shocking number of people said that
[1205.32 --> 1207.18] even though Apple never said this
[1207.18 --> 1208.86] and it's nowhere in the screenshots
[1208.86 --> 1210.80] and it's nowhere in the policy
[1210.80 --> 1212.56] and it's certainly not in the video,
[1212.56 --> 1214.96] a number of people have concluded
[1214.96 --> 1217.02] that Apple didn't repair it
[1217.02 --> 1219.20] because the cost of the parts,
[1219.20 --> 1221.14] I mean, you guys totaled this thing,
[1221.32 --> 1223.60] the cost of the parts is so high
[1223.60 --> 1225.76] that it's more than just buying a new machine anyway,
[1225.76 --> 1227.40] so you should just buy a new machine.
[1227.64 --> 1228.38] What are you, stupid?
[1230.14 --> 1230.60] Okay.
[1230.60 --> 1241.26] Even if all of the parts that we listed in the video,
[1241.48 --> 1245.62] the display, the main board, and the power supply,
[1246.02 --> 1247.66] even if they're all dead,
[1247.96 --> 1249.62] which they may very well not be,
[1249.62 --> 1252.22] you can actually have a component short out
[1252.22 --> 1255.68] and be protected by the onboard circuitry
[1255.68 --> 1259.02] that does exist in some cases.
[1259.02 --> 1260.08] If you get lucky,
[1260.22 --> 1262.04] you can actually have sparks fly off a board
[1262.04 --> 1263.48] and have it live for years.
[1264.44 --> 1266.72] Even if all of the components
[1266.72 --> 1269.34] that we think could possibly be dead
[1269.34 --> 1271.08] are in fact dead,
[1271.60 --> 1275.16] that is a $5,000 machine.
[1275.80 --> 1276.86] You've got to be drinking
[1276.86 --> 1279.92] some pretty freaking amazing Kool-Aid
[1279.92 --> 1281.46] to think that a monitor,
[1282.80 --> 1283.40] a motherboard,
[1283.96 --> 1285.12] and a power supply
[1285.12 --> 1287.60] are worth $5,000.
[1287.60 --> 1289.76] That's at least a $3,000 power supply.
[1290.12 --> 1291.16] $3,000 power supply?
[1291.26 --> 1291.62] Easy.
[1291.72 --> 1292.70] Get off my show.
[1292.80 --> 1293.18] I don't even know who you're talking.
[1293.18 --> 1293.78] Get off my show.
[1293.80 --> 1294.60] You don't even work here.
[1297.90 --> 1298.52] That's fair.
[1299.30 --> 1301.18] The CPU alone
[1301.18 --> 1304.58] is like $500, $700?
[1305.18 --> 1305.38] Yeah.
[1305.88 --> 1309.04] The 32 gigs of DDR4 ECC RAM,
[1309.16 --> 1310.02] yeah, that has a value.
[1310.18 --> 1310.74] That's expensive.
[1311.14 --> 1311.70] The chassis,
[1311.92 --> 1313.36] remember, this is an Apple chassis.
[1313.54 --> 1314.54] It's a special chassis.
[1315.00 --> 1316.14] That costs money.
[1316.64 --> 1317.32] The SSD,
[1317.68 --> 1318.90] the dual SSDs,
[1319.16 --> 1320.40] those are still good.
[1320.92 --> 1321.98] So people running in going,
[1322.36 --> 1322.98] well,
[1323.38 --> 1324.20] I mean,
[1324.24 --> 1325.20] you broke this stuff.
[1325.32 --> 1326.14] Total write-off.
[1326.28 --> 1326.82] Total write-off.
[1327.18 --> 1328.34] That's why they wouldn't replace it.
[1328.44 --> 1329.18] The cost was too high.
[1329.58 --> 1330.96] And I had one guy being like,
[1331.04 --> 1331.38] that's like,
[1331.62 --> 1331.80] you know,
[1331.88 --> 1333.42] it's going to be $300 of labor
[1333.42 --> 1334.82] plus the cost of these parts
[1334.82 --> 1336.20] is more than the cost of the system.
[1336.28 --> 1336.82] What are you, drunk?
[1336.82 --> 1339.92] Oh, man.
[1339.98 --> 1340.76] Like the amount of,
[1340.78 --> 1342.90] like the amount of worship
[1342.90 --> 1344.96] that goes on here
[1344.96 --> 1347.46] just boggles my mind.
[1347.52 --> 1348.08] It baffles me.
[1348.12 --> 1348.32] Anyway,
[1348.54 --> 1349.34] there will be a video.
[1349.82 --> 1351.30] I promise it will be epic.
[1351.92 --> 1352.72] And I don't know
[1352.72 --> 1353.94] if I'm ready to promise this yet,
[1354.08 --> 1356.46] but we are definitely working on flying
[1356.46 --> 1358.16] Mr. Louis Rossman out here
[1358.16 --> 1360.28] to help me put this thing back together.
[1360.28 --> 1360.56] Oh, that would be cool.
[1360.82 --> 1361.08] Okay?
[1361.78 --> 1362.90] That would be awesome.
[1363.08 --> 1365.06] So I have nothing else to say about it
[1365.06 --> 1366.54] until the video comes out,