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[2832.54 --> 2833.46] This is the Nod Show. |
[2833.58 --> 2834.42] It's a parallel universe. |
[2836.12 --> 2837.46] Okay, so... |
[2838.26 --> 2839.10] Two topics left. |
[2839.36 --> 2840.22] Which one do you like? |
[2840.46 --> 2841.20] Let's do both. |
[2841.92 --> 2842.26] We have... |
[2842.26 --> 2842.82] Why not both? |
[2842.90 --> 2843.60] ...12 minutes. |
[2843.88 --> 2844.94] They're both kind of eh. |
[2845.98 --> 2849.44] Uh, HP printer firmware breaches Australian consumer laws. |
[2849.46 --> 2851.14] I have no idea what's going on. |
[2851.26 --> 2851.76] Take it away. |
[2853.00 --> 2853.84] Uh, this... |
[2853.84 --> 2855.46] Okay, so... |
[2855.46 --> 2857.54] I'll join you in a moment. |
[2857.60 --> 2859.62] I think this began, yeah, in the fall of 2016. |
[2859.90 --> 2866.30] HP sold a bunch of printers or updated a bunch of existing printers in Australia without |
[2866.30 --> 2872.92] telling consumers that there's software in these printers or in the firmware that is |
[2872.92 --> 2876.04] going to limit you from using third-party ink cartridges. |
[2877.18 --> 2878.70] And that's illegal in Australia. |
[2879.78 --> 2880.30] So... |
[2880.30 --> 2880.60] Cool! |
[2880.60 --> 2881.76] Now they're in trouble. |
[2882.16 --> 2883.18] And get this. |
[2883.60 --> 2884.40] Ha ha ha ha. |
[2884.80 --> 2889.60] HP is offering consumers who are prevented from using a non-HP cartridge compensation of |
[2890.20 --> 2890.54] $50. |
[2891.34 --> 2892.30] If you... |
[2892.30 --> 2895.28] More than 2,000 customers suffered under this... |
[2895.28 --> 2896.22] Under this software. |
[2896.48 --> 2898.98] And if they each get their $50, that's going to cost HP... |
[2898.98 --> 2900.94] Hold on to your tits... |
[2900.94 --> 2901.76] $100,000! |
[2901.76 --> 2905.72] HP is like... |
[2905.72 --> 2906.26] Wait, how much? |
[2906.58 --> 2907.10] Oh, okay, great. |
[2907.28 --> 2910.86] It's like that scene in Austin Powers where he's like, a million dollars. |
[2910.98 --> 2912.82] And they all start laughing at him like, fine. |
[2912.82 --> 2913.82] Yeah, yeah. |
[2913.82 --> 2914.84] Here you go. |
[2914.88 --> 2915.64] I was worth a shot. |
[2915.64 --> 2916.64] Ha ha ha. |
[2918.08 --> 2919.18] No problem. |
[2919.20 --> 2923.40] They probably got way more sales of ink than that $100,000. |
[2925.22 --> 2927.54] Yeah, that's really not a lot. |
[2927.54 --> 2933.20] Especially because not all the consumers are going to even claim this. |
[2933.74 --> 2934.12] No. |
[2934.62 --> 2937.82] The laziness will prevail in a lot of these kind of situations. |
[2937.98 --> 2941.04] It's like the idea behind, like, why are there still mail-in rebates? |
[2941.12 --> 2943.14] Why isn't it just automatically taken off at the till? |
[2943.52 --> 2943.88] Effort. |
[2943.88 --> 2945.42] Because you're probably not going to mail it in. |
[2945.94 --> 2946.40] Heck no. |
[2946.52 --> 2947.18] Especially now. |
[2947.32 --> 2950.78] God, even when snail mail was just called mail, I wouldn't do that. |
[2950.94 --> 2951.84] Yeah, yeah. |
[2952.04 --> 2953.06] And most people wouldn't. |
[2953.06 --> 2960.18] So the discount actually becomes, when you do the math on your end, it's not $10 off every single item that you sell. |
[2960.36 --> 2963.22] It's $10 off, like, actually a pretty small portion. |
[2963.46 --> 2968.68] But you will probably sell more because you can post the price as being lower. |
[2968.78 --> 2970.58] Because you're like, it's lowered because of mail-in rebate. |
[2970.66 --> 2971.30] But then no one does it. |
[2971.54 --> 2972.98] Anyways, stupid stuff. |
[2973.34 --> 2973.66] Genius. |
[2974.12 --> 2974.28] Yeah. |
[2974.56 --> 2976.42] So it's not even going to be close to $100,000. |
[2976.42 --> 2979.86] How much is a new, like, proprietary HP ink cartridge? |
[2980.58 --> 2981.14] I don't know. |
[2981.14 --> 2981.50] A lot. |
[2981.74 --> 2981.80] A hundred bucks? |
[2981.94 --> 2982.22] Let's. |
[2982.58 --> 2982.98] Woof. |
[2983.44 --> 2986.18] I think it really depends on... |
[2986.18 --> 2990.54] I wish I had the model number of the printer here. |
[2992.58 --> 2993.98] 25, 36. |
[2995.34 --> 2995.84] That's the thing. |
[2995.88 --> 2997.46] It really depends on what printer it is. |
[2997.52 --> 2999.48] Because, like, this HP61 thing. |
[3000.68 --> 3001.56] And, like, this one. |
[3002.16 --> 3003.94] But then, like, the LaserJet one's more. |
[3004.04 --> 3005.76] But they said ink cartridge, so it's not that. |
[3006.04 --> 3006.22] Okay. |
[3007.50 --> 3008.10] I don't know. |
[3008.20 --> 3009.88] It really depends on what cartridge it is. |
[3009.88 --> 3012.88] Well, all I was going to say is, even if... |
[3012.88 --> 3018.32] Like, half the people affected just bought ink, then they've already paid for the whole scandal. |
[3018.56 --> 3021.36] So in Australia, about $60 a cartridge, apparently. |
[3021.48 --> 3022.16] $60 Australian. |
[3022.80 --> 3023.06] Yeah. |
[3023.80 --> 3025.00] That'll be, like... |
[3025.00 --> 3028.60] I think it's stronger than Canadian peso, but, like, not as strong as the U.S. |
[3029.80 --> 3031.70] Someone just gave me the price per pallet. |
[3032.36 --> 3032.68] That's... |
[3032.68 --> 3034.20] That's cool, but... |
[3034.20 --> 3034.44] That's not... |
[3034.44 --> 3034.98] That's not exactly you. |
[3035.06 --> 3037.06] Not particularly helpful at the moment. |
[3039.20 --> 3040.36] One more topic. |
[3040.66 --> 3040.88] Yeah. |
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