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[51.88 --> 52.46] Thank you.
[52.46 --> 52.98] Fantastic.
[53.44 --> 59.00] Discord TOS update revokes users' right to sue as a group, as a class action group.
[59.00 --> 64.70] And AMD has responded to Intel's ninth-gen benchmarks.
[65.10 --> 70.88] They are super thrilled with the original numbers that were posted by Principled Technologies.
[71.52 --> 79.98] They love when their processors look like two-thirds as fast as someone else's, when that
[79.98 --> 81.06] is not, in fact, the case.
[81.28 --> 83.54] So it's a super warm and fuzzy press release.
[83.68 --> 85.04] We'll talk a little bit more about that later.
[85.04 --> 86.82] For now, let's roll that intro.
[87.38 --> 87.58] Sweet.
[88.70 --> 89.10] Oh.
[89.70 --> 90.10] Uh.
[90.76 --> 91.40] Oh, crap.
[91.56 --> 92.20] What just happened?
[92.56 --> 92.80] Oh.
[92.96 --> 93.42] Oh, no.
[93.68 --> 94.32] What is...
[94.32 --> 94.60] What?
[94.70 --> 95.52] Why is that there?
[95.96 --> 96.36] Uh.
[96.48 --> 96.78] What?
[97.24 --> 98.72] No, this is for one of our sponsors.
[98.94 --> 100.20] I don't understand why it's there.
[100.52 --> 101.44] Is the intro in there?
[101.60 --> 101.96] Oh.
[102.12 --> 102.66] Oh, wow.
[102.82 --> 103.56] That's not...
[103.56 --> 103.68] Yeah.
[103.68 --> 104.82] What did you do, Jake?
[105.24 --> 105.60] Uh.
[105.82 --> 106.54] I blame...
[106.54 --> 106.74] I blame...
[106.74 --> 107.40] Click on that again?
[107.54 --> 108.20] I blame John.
[108.26 --> 109.52] No, I don't want to click it again.
[110.52 --> 111.80] Let's just...
[111.80 --> 112.14] Yeah.
[113.00 --> 113.90] When show time.
[114.08 --> 114.36] Sweet.
[116.24 --> 116.64] Okay.
[117.00 --> 117.42] Wait, wait.
[117.72 --> 118.00] Uh.
[119.02 --> 120.14] Okay, this...
[120.14 --> 120.50] Look.
[121.06 --> 122.10] One day...
[122.10 --> 123.50] One day...
[123.50 --> 124.74] I'm going to hire a producer.
[125.92 --> 127.28] But just for one day.
[127.48 --> 128.34] And then I'm going to be like,
[128.78 --> 129.62] Ah, you know what?
[129.68 --> 130.40] The show was better.
[130.58 --> 132.30] The show was better when it sucked.
[132.42 --> 133.44] We liked the problems.
[134.42 --> 135.90] I'm going to do the verbal call-outs.
[135.98 --> 138.50] Thank you, Smart Deploy, Squarespace, and Savage Jerky.
[138.50 --> 140.86] Yeah, for sponsoring today's hot mess.
[141.04 --> 141.26] Yeah.
[141.42 --> 141.82] Um.
[141.90 --> 142.34] All right.
[142.74 --> 145.50] So, why don't we jump right into...
[146.70 --> 147.28] Um.
[147.50 --> 148.32] Oh, we're going...
[148.32 --> 148.58] Okay.
[148.72 --> 149.20] Yeah, no.
[149.50 --> 149.90] Sweet.
[150.18 --> 150.72] You know what?
[151.20 --> 151.48] Oh, wow.
[151.48 --> 153.24] James picks what he thinks are the main topics.
[153.36 --> 155.12] But I don't always agree anyway.
[155.12 --> 155.96] Those are sponsors.
[156.74 --> 157.40] We're not on YouTube?
[158.18 --> 158.30] No.
[158.46 --> 159.30] What do you mean we're not on YouTube?
[159.50 --> 160.98] What did you even do, Jake?
[161.40 --> 163.70] It says live right here.
[164.18 --> 164.86] I don't...
[164.86 --> 165.12] Oh.
[165.52 --> 166.50] I don't understand.
[166.64 --> 167.20] Is it unlisted?
[167.36 --> 168.36] Is it unlisted?
[168.50 --> 169.38] That's possible.
[169.80 --> 170.12] Uh.
[170.20 --> 170.66] But, uh.
[170.76 --> 170.90] Uh.
[170.90 --> 172.68] Yes, it is unlisted.
[172.90 --> 173.20] Okay.
[173.40 --> 174.86] We were unlisted.
[175.02 --> 175.26] Nice.
[175.52 --> 176.08] Unlisted on YouTube.
[176.52 --> 176.96] Uh.
[177.60 --> 178.06] Well.
[178.24 --> 180.66] Did 109 people make it here unlisted?
[180.80 --> 181.14] That's good.
[181.24 --> 181.64] Really?
[182.92 --> 183.40] Wow.
[183.54 --> 184.66] How did that...
[184.66 --> 186.10] That is impressive.
[186.16 --> 188.02] Did you leave your tab open for a week?
[188.14 --> 188.36] Here.