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[2872.38 --> 2873.02] my Google Home
[2873.02 --> 2873.64] understand me.
[2873.88 --> 2874.30] Oh, really?
[2874.46 --> 2875.50] Have you tried
[2875.50 --> 2876.40] changing the voice
[2876.40 --> 2877.44] to the British voice?
[2877.74 --> 2878.32] I have.
[2878.52 --> 2879.64] In fact, when Brent was here,
[2879.64 --> 2880.52] we had a good giggle
[2880.52 --> 2881.14] because we were doing
[2881.14 --> 2882.30] some YouTube searches
[2882.30 --> 2883.76] and I searched for something
[2883.76 --> 2885.28] like Tool Danny Carey
[2885.28 --> 2886.02] drumming videos
[2886.02 --> 2886.44] or something
[2886.44 --> 2886.96] and it came up
[2886.96 --> 2887.38] with something
[2887.38 --> 2889.26] completely random
[2889.26 --> 2890.38] and I was like,
[2890.72 --> 2891.60] Tool Drumming
[2891.60 --> 2892.84] Danny Carey videos
[2892.84 --> 2894.22] and it just worked
[2894.22 --> 2894.72] first time.
[2895.42 --> 2896.40] That's your American?
[2896.64 --> 2897.40] That's so great.
[2897.68 --> 2898.36] Yeah, it is.
[2898.88 --> 2899.68] Say what you will,
[2899.76 --> 2900.88] but that's my American accent.
[2901.14 --> 2901.70] What of it, bro?
[2901.70 --> 2902.96] I have to be honest.
[2903.14 --> 2905.18] I feel like the Echo,
[2905.34 --> 2906.54] the Amazon devices,
[2906.86 --> 2908.10] their hit rate for me
[2908.10 --> 2909.20] remains the same,
[2909.46 --> 2910.84] but their annoyance rate
[2910.84 --> 2912.72] has skyrocketed.
[2912.94 --> 2914.24] So I don't have any Echos
[2914.24 --> 2916.10] in the RV where I'm at now
[2916.10 --> 2916.98] and I don't have any
[2916.98 --> 2917.64] anywhere else
[2917.64 --> 2919.10] except for in one spot
[2919.10 --> 2922.88] and that is in the studio proper,
[2923.00 --> 2923.88] like the main studio,
[2923.96 --> 2924.80] the JB1 studio
[2924.80 --> 2926.40] where I'm live streaming anyways.
[2926.48 --> 2927.12] I don't care if there's
[2927.12 --> 2927.70] an Echo in there.
[2927.70 --> 2930.42] And that thing is inserting ads
[2930.42 --> 2931.38] and by the ways
[2931.38 --> 2932.46] and did you knows
[2932.46 --> 2933.42] and would you like
[2933.42 --> 2935.04] all the time now.
[2935.14 --> 2936.24] It's so frustrating
[2936.24 --> 2937.32] that I've stopped using it.
[2937.50 --> 2938.12] By the way,
[2938.64 --> 2939.30] did you know
[2939.30 --> 2940.50] you can ask for groceries
[2940.50 --> 2941.96] in nine different languages?
[2942.62 --> 2942.92] Yeah.
[2943.18 --> 2943.82] Okay, great.
[2944.04 --> 2944.26] Cool.
[2944.70 --> 2945.52] That's not what I asked for.
[2945.64 --> 2946.52] And then on the flip side
[2946.52 --> 2947.22] with the HomePods,
[2947.30 --> 2947.90] which I too,
[2948.16 --> 2948.40] you know,
[2948.44 --> 2950.18] I like them like you, Toxic,
[2950.34 --> 2951.24] but the thing is,
[2951.96 --> 2952.78] I swear to God
[2952.78 --> 2953.52] they're getting stupider.
[2953.62 --> 2954.30] I agree with you.
[2954.40 --> 2955.96] Like, I don't know what it is,
[2955.96 --> 2958.32] but the hit rate is so bad these days
[2958.32 --> 2959.70] that I stop,
[2960.18 --> 2962.16] I enunciate really clearly,
[2962.30 --> 2963.64] I speak directly at it,
[2963.74 --> 2964.56] and it used to be one of,
[2964.72 --> 2965.74] I swear,
[2965.86 --> 2966.92] when I got the HomePods
[2966.92 --> 2968.30] and set them up,
[2968.48 --> 2970.16] I could just bark into the air
[2970.16 --> 2972.14] no matter what noise was going on
[2972.14 --> 2973.28] and they would hear me.
[2973.34 --> 2974.82] And it was such a neat parlor trick,
[2974.88 --> 2975.84] I would show it to people.
[2976.18 --> 2977.96] Like, we could have it super loud in here
[2977.96 --> 2979.60] and I would say something quietly
[2979.60 --> 2980.64] to the HomePod
[2980.64 --> 2982.52] and it would still hear me.
[2982.76 --> 2984.36] And everybody was so impressed.
[2984.36 --> 2986.08] And now I would never dare doing that.
[2986.14 --> 2987.82] I swear it's gotten worse.
[2988.42 --> 2989.18] So, um,
[2989.28 --> 2991.06] I'm in the same boat as you, Toxic.
[2991.16 --> 2991.96] If anybody out there
[2991.96 --> 2993.20] is using another system
[2993.20 --> 2994.80] besides one of these commercial systems
[2994.80 --> 2997.48] that are doing a cloud dictation
[2997.48 --> 2997.94] and all of that,
[2998.06 --> 2998.86] please let me know