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[24.14 --> 24.42] Yeah.
[25.04 --> 25.48] I don't know.
[25.54 --> 28.36] So I had this horrible cleaning procedure done.
[28.42 --> 29.48] It wasn't that bad, actually.
[30.00 --> 32.30] I'd psyched myself up that it was going to be awful.
[32.76 --> 40.44] And in the end, you know, I was laying back in the chair and there was a TV on the ceiling and I watched some like Dwayne the Rock Johnson skyscraper movie.
[40.74 --> 41.76] And I don't know.
[41.78 --> 42.50] It wasn't so bad.
[43.30 --> 49.20] You know, my daughter recently went in and they gave her like goggles to have video screens in them.
[49.62 --> 49.80] Yeah.
[49.94 --> 51.24] What are we doing here, boys?
[51.64 --> 52.18] We need goggles.
[52.18 --> 52.78] I know, right?
[52.86 --> 53.24] Oh, my God.
[53.34 --> 53.94] Hold your breath.
[54.18 --> 58.12] No, they got like screens in them and she's like watching a movie while they go to town on her mouth.
[58.12 --> 60.08] That's the way to do it.
[60.38 --> 60.90] I know.
[61.16 --> 61.42] VR.
[61.42 --> 66.08] If they just gave me a little happy gas while I'm at it, we got ourselves a deal.
[66.44 --> 68.20] That's VR, happy gas.
[68.26 --> 69.62] I'll be in that dentist seat anytime.
[70.54 --> 71.74] I don't know how I haven't told you this.
[71.82 --> 73.48] I bought a Valve Index last week.
[74.00 --> 74.62] You what?
[74.92 --> 76.00] And I haven't told you.
[76.52 --> 77.34] You what?
[77.42 --> 78.22] Have you hooked it up?
[78.34 --> 79.16] Speaking of VR.
[79.30 --> 79.48] Yeah.
[79.62 --> 80.24] Yeah, I have.
[81.06 --> 82.40] What's your first impressions?
[82.94 --> 84.70] Beat Saber is my new favorite game.
[85.28 --> 86.52] Have you played Beat Saber?
[86.96 --> 89.06] No, but if I got VR, I would.
[89.30 --> 94.68] If I got a Quest, which I know is not nearly as awesome, could we still hang out in the same places?
[95.04 --> 95.72] Is that a thing?
[96.12 --> 97.54] I don't know.
[97.64 --> 100.34] I mean, I run the game from Steam on Windows.
[101.06 --> 101.08] Yeah.
[101.08 --> 108.12] Yeah, I think anything on the Quest runs from Mark Zuckerberg's bedroom, but I'm not sure about that.
[108.78 --> 111.92] Well, including the building access systems.
[112.60 --> 113.00] Right.
[113.28 --> 114.08] Oh, too soon.
[114.40 --> 118.76] I got big dreams, though, of us hanging out in a virtual studio while we're doing these shows.
[119.14 --> 119.40] Yeah.
[119.50 --> 121.26] Something really sweet.
[121.26 --> 125.92] Like the coolest studio you ever saw on MTV Cribs or whatever, virtually.
[126.46 --> 130.48] And then we'd have this ginormous stadium that the live audience could hang out in.
[130.48 --> 131.50] All in VR.
[131.90 --> 137.12] Well, SteamVR has this, it's sort of like the holodeck brought to life.
[137.36 --> 138.74] It is awesome.
[138.96 --> 149.64] So you load up SteamVR and you put the headset on and you're stood in this kind of feng shui room with concrete and wood and glass and birds flying.
[149.64 --> 155.42] And you're on the top of this mountain and you just feel like you've just transported yourself.
[155.42 --> 160.98] It's a bit like that scene in The Matrix where they open the door and suddenly they're in a completely different part of the world.
[161.72 --> 163.04] It's pretty amazing.
[163.20 --> 166.32] And the immersion is very, very impressive.
[166.32 --> 171.16] So the Index has a couple of headphones that kind of fold down.
[171.28 --> 174.70] They don't touch your ears, but they sound really pretty good.
[174.74 --> 179.76] It's like a pretty solid set of open back headphones that you're wearing.
[180.30 --> 186.68] And the nice thing is it means my wife and I, we can share the headset without needing, because, you know, I prefer in-ear headphones that go in my ear canal.
[186.82 --> 188.98] She prefers like AirPod styles that don't.
[188.98 --> 194.88] And so we always had to have two sets of headphones if we wanted to share before, but with the Index, we don't.
[195.92 --> 201.16] And you just hook it up to your PC and does the rest, huh?
[201.38 --> 201.58] Yep.
[201.80 --> 204.68] A USB port and a display port is all you need.
[205.08 --> 215.68] See, I'm trying to, if I get into VR, I'm trying to figure out if that's the route I want to go or if something like the Quest is the route I want to go where there's, if I want, there's no PC at all.
[215.68 --> 219.98] And it's portable, which might make it easier for the kids to use too.
[220.40 --> 226.40] You do need a good amount of space for the Index, you know, sort of six feet by about 10 feet.
[227.12 --> 228.34] Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
[228.74 --> 228.94] Yeah.
[229.14 --> 233.52] So that would sort of be a studio device, whereas the other one might be better in the RV.
[233.88 --> 236.38] Yeah, I could see it, you know, in the room behind you, the studio.
[236.76 --> 238.32] It would probably fit in there just fine.
[238.68 --> 241.84] I mean, you know, mostly I just want to play Super Mario.
[241.84 --> 245.82] So if I could just get Super Mario working on these things, I'm set.
[246.48 --> 251.94] I did have a moment, though, where I loaded up Microsoft Flight Sim and I was sat in the cockpit.
[252.00 --> 253.02] I've got a joystick.
[253.42 --> 253.70] Oh, yeah?
[253.86 --> 254.78] Several years ago.
[255.22 --> 262.32] Flight Sim in VR and I'm flying and I came into one of these scenarios they set up for you, like a sightseeing scenario.
[262.32 --> 268.72] And I was transported instantly to this plane flying over Loch Ness in Scotland.
[269.62 --> 275.44] And I looked down and I thought to myself, I stayed in that caravan site as a kid.
[276.90 --> 277.34] Wow.
[277.82 --> 280.32] And I then looked it up on Google Maps afterwards.
[280.32 --> 282.16] And I was like, holy crap, I was right.
[282.26 --> 283.62] That was the caravan site.
[283.74 --> 288.12] And, you know, there was the Jacobite steam train going along the bottom of the campsite and all that.
[288.12 --> 288.56] Huh.
[289.10 --> 292.80] So the graphics in Flight Sim are truly remarkable.
[292.80 --> 299.58] And I was quite struck by it because I remember thinking the first Flight Sim I played was probably MS 2002.
[300.76 --> 302.56] I think Concorde was in that one.
[302.74 --> 306.00] And I remember, I think it was just before Concorde was retired.
[306.82 --> 308.52] And, you know, I lived in the south of England.
[308.68 --> 310.18] Concorde used to fly over my house every day.
[310.28 --> 311.38] It was awesome.
[312.14 --> 315.86] And I just remember thinking back then, oh, these graphics are amazing.
[315.86 --> 317.82] How could they possibly get any better?
[318.48 --> 327.34] And then I was struck wearing the VR headset as I flew past Ben Nevis, you know, at the same height as Ben Nevis, the tallest mountain in the UK.
[328.14 --> 332.98] And I sort of looked to my side and I was like, huh, there's a mountain there and there's the campsite there.