Really enjoyed this — the "UNSUPPORTED IF INTERPRETED LITERALLY" verdicts are exactly the right shape. Most model cards never get that sentence.
Small offer, no strings: if you pick one flagged claim from the post, I'll run it through a verification pass and hand you back a portable receipt for it — a signed record of what was checked, what held, and what didn't, that anyone can re-verify free without trusting me. Could be the Gemini-review-as-self-inspection one, or any of the quantization claims.
You already do the hard part by hand. The receipt just makes the verdict travel — anyone reading the card later can check the same bytes you checked.
Happy to do it publicly here or quietly, your call.