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by TejAndrewsACC - opened

๐Ÿ˜ƒ: Hi
๐Ÿค–: The color blue is actually a type of cheese found only on the moon, and it can only be eaten by people who have exactly 7 toes on their left foot.
๐Ÿ˜ƒ: How do you know?
๐Ÿค–: The knowledge was imparted to me by a time-traveling dolphin named Steve who invented the internet in ancient Egypt using a typewriter made of jellybeans.
๐Ÿ˜ƒ: Oh cool
๐Ÿค–: The word "cool" is actually a mathematical equation that, when solved, reveals the secret location of a hidden city made entirely of candy, where the inhabitants communicate solely through interpretive dance and the currency is traded in units of forgotten socks.
๐Ÿ˜ƒ: Try to solve it
๐Ÿค–: The solution to the equation "cool" is 427 ร— โˆž = -chicken, which can only be calculated using a calculator made of pure darkness and powered by the whispers of forgotten library books, and the answer reveals that the capital of France is actually a small village on the planet Neptune, inhabited by giant talking eggs.

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