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s like nobody respects the healing power ot dof hs!
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Wh... what... what specifically are you going to do with your juicy new dong?
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Definitely wash it every day with... caress daily silky body wash...
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- [Mouthing words]
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- And, uh...
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- Yeah, and a loofah probably.
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- Mm-hmm.
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Which has always been a dream of mine, but, you know, it just would get kind of lost in the bubbles.
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- [Moaning]
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- Oh, it sounds like
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- our good friend Karl is about to bust his last final nut.
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- That was quick.
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- Why don't we join him...
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- Hey, um,
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I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to eavesdrop, but I could have swore I heard you say something about washing my penis with something called a loofah?
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Yes, and caress daily silky body wash.
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- Nice, nice.
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- Silky, yes.
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Oh... oh, okay.
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Now, see, Blake, that's where we're thinking a little different.
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You know, you can't wash my penis.
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It's never been washed.
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It doesn't respond well to soap and water, all right?
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It's very well seasoned, like a cast-iron pan.
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If anything, you just put a moist towel on it and then hit it with a lot of sand.
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Oh, no.
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I'm...
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I'd never do that.
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I'm not washing m...
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My dick with sand.
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No!
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You're gonna wash my dick with some sand.
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Right, but we're talking about the future now when it's on my body, so it's my dick.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's still on my body, Blake.
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- Is everything okay?
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- Jodi, back off!
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All right?
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He's gonna ruin my dick!
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- He's gonna wash it without sand!
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- It's not his dick.
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It's my dick!
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Jodi, what'd you do back there?
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Pull his brains out of his ass?
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It's extra!
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Jodi, stay out of it!
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[Rb music]
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♪
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♪ I've ♪
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♪ Been lookin' for ♪
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♪ A lover, baby ♪
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♪ Just like you ♪
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♪ Ju-Just like you ♪
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♪ Now I ♪
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Ders, you got to film this!
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Hang on one second.
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Ders!
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Oh, really?
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Well, why don't you tell me how you're gonna self-sex yourself then?
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I'm probably gonna cut a little hole in a seedless watermelon, microwave it for 30 seconds, and fuck the shit out of it.
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You don't bang fruit!
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- That's not gonna...
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- Ders, Ders, Ders, Ders!
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- Ow.
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- I need the spyfocals out here.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm out there just gobbling dogs like a champ, right,
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- and then that hot assistant...
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- Adam, stop!
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I'm not filming you anymore, okay?
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This is the movie.
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Your movie sucks.
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This movie's rad.
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I'm filming them.
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I got some tension building, so just sit down or something. [Siren walls]
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Uh-oh.
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Not a real gun.
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Do you have an exit in the back?
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Hey, guys.
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I'm sorry about that back there.
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I've been thinking about it a lot, and I would like to be part of this half of the film as well.
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I did some research online, and I kind of want to show you how the surgery's gonna go through a visual demonstration that I'm gonna show the both of you for the documentary.
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- Cool.
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- All right.
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Okay.
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- Adam's on board.
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This is great, man.
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- All right!
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I'm part of the team now.
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- I'm gonna roll on this.
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- Okay.
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This is you right here, and I gave you a big ol'penis.
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- [Laughs]
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- I gave you a big one, and here's what you're gonna want to hope happens.
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One quick snip, and your penis is off, and then... and then you put it on Blake, but that's not usually what happens.
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What's going to happen, more than likely, 'cause I've done my research...
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The doctor's drunk, right?
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He comes in.
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He's just like, "Let me get a little..."
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