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Yeah.
I didn't know that.
- I just thought it was, like...
- Wow.
- Just trying to protein-load.
- I-I really thought you were into me.
I'm into you.
Like, as a... as a bro.
We are bros.
We are friends.
- Since these are going away, you mind if I just get a...
Just a bro... bro squeeze?
Bro, go for it, bro.
- As a dude.
As a bro thing.
- It's a bro thing.
Wow!
Those are squishier than I remember.
They're squishy.
It's been a while since I've jiggled one.
Dude, check this out.
I'm editing the scene right now that's going to get us into Sundance.
Awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I already have my threesome picked out.
- Uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt...
- Nice.
Olivia Munn...
- Awesome.
- And Manny Pacquiao.
Wait, that's three people.
What are... where are you?
Oh, I watch.
My man.
All right.
Why don't you watch this?
I'm telling you, it's awesome.
You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.
And don't you give him no lip now, okay?
Wave to your daddy now.
[Crying] Point to your daddy now.
Now just go on, now!
Get!
Just go on, now, get.
[Dramatic music]
♪ I'm cuttin' my dick off
Wait!
Don't cut this man's dick off.
Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.
Do that.
Ladies, let's turn this train around.
Give me a set of tweezers.
Let's reattach this man's shaft.
Luckily he had a muscle tissue of a howler monkey.
Hey.
Huh?
Is it done?
Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland?
What have I done?
- What did I do?
- Hey, buddy.
It's okay.
Just go ahead and reach down and grab your groin.
I'm touching it.
I'm not touching it!
Trust us.
I still have my boy muscle?
You still have your boy muscle.
That's fucking sick, but, Blake, what about your baby penis?
You know, all you guys, you like me for me, and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.
You know, she'll probably have a tiny little pussy.
[Laughs]
- Not a baby.
- Ew.
- That's what I was thinking.
- He was.
He was.
And then he caught himself.
I wouldn't do that.
Of course not.
That's illegal.
Also,
I'd like to make an announcement.
- I'm bro-choice.
- Get out of here.
- What?
Why come?
- Why come not?
Who cares?
Shut up.
Get off my back.
- I'm just bummed now that we don't get to, like, do our documentary.
Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something.
Might as well film her script.
And remember.
When you're here...
All:
You're family!
You didn't totally blow it.
I think we did a pretty good job, but there is a part we left in at the end that I want to just turn it off before we get there.