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Yeah.
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I didn't know that.
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- I just thought it was, like...
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- Wow.
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- Just trying to protein-load.
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- I-I really thought you were into me.
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I'm into you.
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Like, as a... as a bro.
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We are bros.
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We are friends.
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- Since these are going away, you mind if I just get a...
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Just a bro... bro squeeze?
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Bro, go for it, bro.
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- As a dude.
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As a bro thing.
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- It's a bro thing.
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Wow!
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Those are squishier than I remember.
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They're squishy.
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It's been a while since I've jiggled one.
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Dude, check this out.
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I'm editing the scene right now that's going to get us into Sundance.
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Awesome.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I already have my threesome picked out.
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- Uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt...
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- Nice.
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Olivia Munn...
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- Awesome.
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- And Manny Pacquiao.
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Wait, that's three people.
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What are... where are you?
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Oh, I watch.
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My man.
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All right.
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Why don't you watch this?
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I'm telling you, it's awesome.
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You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.
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And don't you give him no lip now, okay?
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Wave to your daddy now.
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[Crying] Point to your daddy now.
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Now just go on, now!
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Get!
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Just go on, now, get.
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[Dramatic music]
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♪ I'm cuttin' my dick off
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Wait!
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Don't cut this man's dick off.
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Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.
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Do that.
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Ladies, let's turn this train around.
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Give me a set of tweezers.
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Let's reattach this man's shaft.
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Luckily he had a muscle tissue of a howler monkey.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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Is it done?
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Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland?
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What have I done?
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- What did I do?
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- Hey, buddy.
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It's okay.
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Just go ahead and reach down and grab your groin.
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I'm touching it.
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I'm not touching it!
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Trust us.
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I still have my boy muscle?
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You still have your boy muscle.
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That's fucking sick, but, Blake, what about your baby penis?
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You know, all you guys, you like me for me, and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.
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You know, she'll probably have a tiny little pussy.
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[Laughs]
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- Not a baby.
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- Ew.
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- That's what I was thinking.
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- He was.
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He was.
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And then he caught himself.
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I wouldn't do that.
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Of course not.
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That's illegal.
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Also,
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I'd like to make an announcement.
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- I'm bro-choice.
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- Get out of here.
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- What?
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Why come?
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- Why come not?
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Who cares?
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Shut up.
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Get off my back.
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- I'm just bummed now that we don't get to, like, do our documentary.
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Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something.
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Might as well film her script.
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And remember.
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When you're here...
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All:
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You're family!
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You didn't totally blow it.
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I think we did a pretty good job, but there is a part we left in at the end that I want to just turn it off before we get there.
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