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"Oh, gosh. |
Oh!" And he's slipping, and the anesthesia hasn't kicked in fully. |
- Oh, my... |
- So you're feeling it all, and he's like, "Oh, no! |
What's happening?" |
And inside your brain's just going, "Oh, God! |
He's cutting my penis! |
"Oh! |
He slit the side of it! |
Oh, it's all n..." |
Now the doctor's freaking out, right? |
The doctor's freaking out. "I got to hide the evidence!" |
- Oh, no. |
No. |
- No, it's not gonna get... |
You... he's... don't listen to him. |
Your dick gonna get chewed. |
Hey! |
Don't you dare listen to this bro-life propaganda. |
I don't know, that could happen. |
I did my research. |
It's poppycock is what it is. |
I don't even know. |
I don't know anymore. |
I mean, I-I don't even know if I'm bro-choice, dude. |
You can't back out now, man! |
I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right? |
I've already got an appointment over at sears. |
I'm gonna take some very, very tasteful nudes, and I don't want to jinx it, but they might be our Christmas card. |
You got a choice to make. |
You either keep your dick, or you keep your friend. |
- You pick your dick. |
- I don't know. |
- How am I supposed to decide that? |
- Think about it! |
- You make... what? |
- Keep your dick. |
Karl, here's $100 from our budget, if you do it. |
- Oh, hell, yeah. |
- Thank you. |
That's great. $100. |
Have you ever seen this amount of money in your life? |
Best of luck in there, pal. |
Thank you, Ders. |
Thank you. |
Thank you, Karl. |
I can't wait to have... |
your dick. |
You're gonna love it. |
First day of the rest of my life. |
So you know that I don't support this in any way, right? |
- Yeah. |
- But I really hope you don't die on me, man. |
Thank you, Adam. |
I'd like to get hard for one last time. |
- Makes sense. |
All right, boys. |
Let's give him a little space here. |
Mom from Home Improvement. |
Mother from Home Improvement. |
Oh, she's so freakin' hot. |
Oh. |
Wow. |
Holy moly. |
Jill Taylor. |
She'll chub you. |
Hidy ho, patients! |
Karl, you're fully prepped. |
Let's get you into surgery. |
Dead dick walking! |
- You can back out now! |
- It's gonna be yours. |
- I'll be right back. |
♪ Been looking for ♪ |
[Shrill laugh] Oh, my God! |
I can't believe this is happening. |
This is real life right now. |
Oh, I'm so glad you're here. |
I go everywhere Dr. Johnson goes. |
Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is? |
- In my boxer briefs... |
Except for I'm not wearing any right now, 'cause I'm out of detergent, so I didn't even do any laundry. |
God, as soon as I met you, |
I knew we were gonna be sucking each other's dicks. |
Totally. |
Oh, wait. |
Oh, hold on. |
Wait. |
Sucking each other's... |
I-I'm one of Dr. Johnson's patients as well as his assistant. |
I'm female to male transgender, so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet, but downstairs, it's New Dick City. |
Yeah! |
New Dick... |
New Dick City? |
New Jack City. |
I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film. |
I don't know if that's up my alley 'cause, you know, I'm not into... |
I'm not into dudes. |
Oh, I... the way you were eating those hot dogs, I just... |
It was a homosexual way to eat hot dogs. |
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