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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/husky-cant-stop-blowing-bubbles-we-cant-stop-saying-awww_us_5757d1f6e4b01270c7737344
husky can't stop blowing bubbles; we can't stop saying awww
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https://www.theonion.com/widower-misses-sex-with-dead-wife-terribly-1819566980
widower misses sex with dead wife terribly
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/does-chasing-your-dreams-scare-you-good_us_5a076b81e4b0ee8ec369421b
does chasing your dreams scare you? good.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/moms-facebook-post-gets-real-about-daily-parenting-frustrations_us_5768047ee4b0fbbc8beaf698
mom's facebook post gets real about daily parenting frustrations
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https://local.theonion.com/guidance-counselor-reminds-self-mutilating-drug-user-ab-1819570517
guidance counselor reminds self-mutilating drug user about sat deadlines
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https://local.theonion.com/bus-rider-acting-like-fight-not-happening-4-feet-away-1819576460
bus rider acting like fight not happening 4 feet away
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https://local.theonion.com/high-school-freshman-thinks-romeo-and-juliet-might-ju-1819575690
high school freshman thinks 'romeo and juliet' might just be her favorite play
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https://local.theonion.com/man-freely-smoking-pot-in-washington-literally-has-no-i-1819574257
man freely smoking pot in washington literally has no issue he feels strongly about anymore
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/from-13-to-23-a-study-in-artificial-maturity_b_5647639.html
from 13 to 23: a study in artificial maturity
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/uber-travis-kalanick-talk-to-me_us_57040082e4b0daf53af126a9
uber ceo travis kalanick and his dad open up on life, love and dropping out of school
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https://www.theonion.com/cast-off-paris-hilton-skin-found-in-upper-west-side-par-1819587467
cast-off paris hilton skin found in upper west side park
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https://www.theonion.com/latest-jihad-has-something-for-everyone-1819568080
latest jihad has something for everyone
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/20-lessons-of-the-20th-century-for-trumps-america_us_5846ff91e4b05236f1105fe5
20 lessons of the 20th century for trump's america
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/run-the-rock-2020-committee-created-to-make-dwayne-johnson-president_us_5963ce96e4b09b587d611a76
'run the rock 2020' committee created to make dwayne johnson president
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https://www.theonion.com/darfur-ia-also-in-pretty-bad-shape-1819569943
darfur, ia also in pretty bad shape
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/luther-strange-alabama-moore_us_59aec4d8e4b0b5e531011d13
feeling the heat in alabama's senate race, luther strange calls for filibuster change
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https://www.theonion.com/report-consumer-confidence-in-amorphous-indefinable-i-1819576989
report: consumer confidence in amorphous, indefinable idea of economy highest since 2006
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https://www.theonion.com/god-unable-to-remember-what-year-humanity-goes-extinct-1819577211
god unable to remember what year humanity goes extinct
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/weirdest-fathers-day-gift_n_5373379.html
weird gifts for a weird dad
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https://local.theonion.com/owner-of-cheap-motel-fixes-sign-to-flicker-just-right-1819589951
owner of cheap motel fixes sign to flicker just right
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https://www.theonion.com/nasa-launches-probe-to-find-destroy-earth-like-planet-1819588708
nasa launches probe to find, destroy earth-like planet
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/inequality-in-tech-may-i_b_5668585.html
inequality in tech: may i ask one more question?
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https://www.theonion.com/three-dozen-confirmed-in-power-plant-1819570907
three dozen confirmed *@@## in power plant *@@##
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https://www.theonion.com/cia-chief-admits-to-torture-after-six-hour-beating-ele-1819568181
cia chief admits to torture after six-hour beating, electrocution
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https://www.theonion.com/man-in-break-room-can-still-hear-time-clock-ticking-lou-1819566637
man in break room can still hear time clock ticking loudly
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/women-film-themselves-on-a-double-date-and-one-dude-ruins-it_us_59a8273ae4b0a8d14573c7ee
women film themselves on a double date and one dude ruins it
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/help-out-a-school-counsel_1_b_6099292.html
help out a school counselor? i'm in, with #hscc2015
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/islamophobia-commercial-cair-gum_us_57483614e4b055bb1171d663
spoof gum commercial chews away at islamophobia in the best possible way
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https://politics.theonion.com/julian-assange-nobody-likes-a-tattletale-1819571995
julian assange: nobody likes a tattletale
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/captain-actual-america-overweight-hopelessly-in-debt-1819590749
'captain actual america' overweight, hopelessly in debt
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https://www.theonion.com/david-blaine-stunt-to-push-publics-endurance-to-limit-1819590899
david blaine stunt to push public's endurance to limit
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https://www.theonion.com/oxiclean-unveils-new-stain-removing-fabric-scissors-1822807377
oxiclean unveils new stain-removing fabric scissors
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/patrick-stewart-looks-distraught-in-singing-flashing-christmas-hat_n_6381992.html
patrick stewart looks distraught in hideous musical christmas hat
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/americas-love-affair-with-ally-mcbeal-ends-violently-1819586712
america's love affair with ally mcbeal ends violently
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chicago-bathroom-breaks_n_5588724.html
these workers can only spend 6 minutes in the bathroom each day
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/universal-health-coverage_3_b_6316214.html
universal health coverage: a smart investment
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https://local.theonion.com/naacp-calls-for-more-diversity-in-police-lineups-1819568419
naacp calls for more diversity in police lineups
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rest-assured-amy-schumer-and-jennifer-lawrence-still-hang-out_us_5963e4d8e4b03f144e2d083b
rest assured, amy schumer and jennifer lawrence still hang out
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https://local.theonion.com/backup-spatula-always-ready-to-go-in-case-the-unthinkab-1819590916
backup spatula always ready to go in case the unthinkable happens
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https://www.theonion.com/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-wake-u-1819575740
new study finds human beings were never meant to wake up from sleep
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-to-tell-if-a-product-_n_6772970.html
how to tell if a product is actually eco-friendly, from alexandra zissu (video)
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/girls-classmates-shower-her-with-presents-hugs-at-adoption-ceremony_us_57c87f96e4b0a22de094e8f9
classmates take field trip to girl's adoption ceremony, shower her with love
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sonar-festival-offers-mor_b_5507780.html
sónar festival offers more than you might expect
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/women-in-business-qa-star_b_6552880.html
women in business q&a: star jones, president, professional diversity network
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https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-schools-to-ensure-bullied-transgender-students-1819579655
nation's schools to ensure bullied transgender students hide in stalls of bathrooms corresponding to biological sex
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/more-american-women-expect-to-have-children-in-the-future_us_5800f6dde4b0e8c198a79331
more american women expect to have children in the future
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/brooke-shields-put-to-sleep-1819586181
brooke shields put to sleep
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ten-days-that-shook-the-r_b_7679674.html
10 days that shook the regressive world
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/daniel-holtzclaw-jeff-arnold_us_56cb2442e4b041136f178c85
author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account'
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/eric-clapton-ossifies-1819586258
eric clapton ossifies
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https://local.theonion.com/cover-letter-specifically-tailored-to-company-even-sadd-1819579196
cover letter specifically tailored to company even sadder than generic ones
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https://local.theonion.com/man-honestly-thinks-he-s-going-to-get-to-bed-early-1819576578
man honestly thinks he's going to get to bed early
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/should-banks-be-allowed-t_b_6527832.html
should banks be allowed to robocall your mobile phone?
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https://www.theonion.com/mlk-s-family-urges-nation-to-spend-anniversary-of-his-d-1824991630
mlk's family urges nation to spend anniversary of his death twisting his words to fit own political agendas
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https://local.theonion.com/evangelical-christians-enter-10th-day-of-vigil-outside-1819587917
evangelical christians enter 10th day of vigil outside your house
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/no-one-in-ballet-audience-realizes-how-bad-dancers-smel-1819589802
no one in ballet audience realizes how bad dancers smell
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-week-in-world-war-i_b_6252240.html
this week in world war i, january 3-9, 1915
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/comics-not-just-for-kids-anymore-reports-85-000th-main-1819573609
comics not just for kids anymore, reports 85,000th mainstream news story
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/rock-fans-outraged-as-bob-dylan-goes-electronica-1819571620
rock fans outraged as bob dylan goes electronica
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https://local.theonion.com/monopoly-player-insists-on-being-wheelbarrow-1819564838
monopoly player insists on being wheelbarrow
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https://politics.theonion.com/gingrich-urges-romney-to-drop-out-so-he-can-focus-on-ge-1819573410
gingrich urges romney to drop out so he can focus on general election
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https://local.theonion.com/botanists-vow-not-to-discuss-botany-during-after-work-d-1819569767
botanists vow not to discuss botany during after-work drinks
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https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-girls-outperforming-future-employers-in-sch-1819578556
study finds girls outperforming future employers in school
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kendall-kylie-jenner-snapchat-opera_us_56ba00d9e4b04f9b57db1a4b
kendall and kylie jenner get revenge on cheating guy in snapchat soap opera
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-i-am-green-and-the-re_b_7086160.html
why i am green (and the republican candidates make me see red)
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https://www.theonion.com/frontier-mother-just-wants-one-nice-family-photo-that-d-1819576538
frontier mother just wants one nice family photo that doesn't end in fatality
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kate-mara-emmy-dress_n_5697579.html
kate mara's angelic emmy dress nails it
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-did-a-private-security-contractor-treat-standing-rock-protesters-like-jihadists_us_5931d928e4b02478cb9b9b48
why did a private security contractor treat standing rock protesters like 'jihadists'?
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https://politics.theonion.com/keystone-veto-buys-environment-at-least-3-or-4-more-hou-1819577532
keystone veto buys environment at least 3 or 4 more hours
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https://politics.theonion.com/federal-law-enforcement-officials-unveil-new-food-crime-1819563866
federal law enforcement officials unveil new food-crime equivalency ratings
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https://www.theonion.com/45-million-gallons-of-crude-blood-lost-in-red-cross-pip-1819576670
45 million gallons of crude blood lost in red cross pipeline rupture
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-york-and-ibiza-had-a-_b_7268490.html
new york and ibiza had a beautiful sexy baby: they called it tel aviv
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https://www.theonion.com/only-two-golden-tickets-remain-1819564668
only two golden tickets remain
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https://local.theonion.com/woman-thinks-she-can-just-waltz-back-into-work-after-ma-1819577648
woman thinks she can just waltz back into work after maternity leave without bringing baby to office
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-it-takes-to-land-a-book-deal_b_7611988.html
what it takes to land a book deal
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https://local.theonion.com/man-suddenly-realizes-he-was-duped-by-commercial-s-roma-1819579755
man suddenly realizes he was duped by commercial's romanticized vision of canned beans
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https://www.theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth-ivory-trumpet-dating-back-to-pre-1823072478
archaeologists unearth ivory trumpet dating back to prehistoric jazz age
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/story_n_7580012.html
second biggest opening in history
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-aziz-ansari-and-most-straight-men-dont-get_us_5a5f74d6e4b0c40b3e597611
what aziz ansari, and most straight men, don't get about consent.
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/rush-limbaughs-love-affair-with-sound-of-own-voice-come-1819587062
rush limbaugh's love affair with sound of own voice comes to sad end
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https://politics.theonion.com/conscience-quietly-let-go-as-paul-ryan-policy-advisor-1819579607
conscience quietly let go as paul ryan policy advisor
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https://politics.theonion.com/blood-drains-from-mueller-s-face-after-realizing-russia-1825152596
blood drains from mueller's face after realizing russia investigation might go all the way to white house
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lacma-disney-snapchat_us_580a0bcde4b000d0b155faa0
your favorite disney fairy tales are being retold through classic paintings
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-a-cutback-in-oil-production-is-sorely-needed_b_6776538.html
why a cutback in oil production is sorely needed
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ben-and-jerrys-protest_us_58e273a7e4b0c777f78934fc
farmworker rights leaders plan to protest on ben & jerry's free cone day
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https://local.theonion.com/aunt-on-facebook-casually-advocates-war-crime-1819579191
aunt on facebook casually advocates war crime
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https://politics.theonion.com/newly-deployed-soldier-has-dreamed-of-fighting-in-afgha-1819573065
newly deployed soldier has dreamed of fighting in afghan war since he was little kid
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https://local.theonion.com/mall-santa-crying-hysterically-in-photo-with-toddler-1819591519
mall santa crying hysterically in photo with toddler
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https://politics.theonion.com/clintons-head-sawed-off-1819586101
clinton's head sawed off
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jerry-richardson-donation_n_7628462.html
panthers donate $10,000 to each family of charleston shooting victims
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https://www.theonion.com/everyone-on-flight-annoyed-by-screaming-kid-rock-1819574948
everyone on flight annoyed by screaming kid rock
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https://local.theonion.com/college-still-looking-for-absolute-saddest-place-on-cam-1819578137
college still looking for absolute saddest place on campus to hold transfer student orientation
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https://local.theonion.com/man-swells-with-shame-after-entering-zip-code-into-girl-1819576120
man swells with shame after entering zip code into girl scout cookie locator
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-vergara-era-part-2-a-_b_5628127.html
the vergara era, part 2: a new opportunity
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-outsider-candidates_us_563d2065e4b0b24aee4a6c0d
gop voters want an outsider. can marco rubio convince them he is one?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/humans-of-new-york-photo-captures-beautiful-body-love-moment_us_586bdbc4e4b0eb58648aa544
'humans of new york' photo captures beautiful body love moment
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/embargoed-until-may-8-die_b_7236916.html
us dietary guidelines: historic battle for people and planet
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/filmmakers-call-vincent-canbys-life-overlong-poorly-pa-1819565800
filmmakers call vincent canby's life overlong, poorly paced
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/so-be-it-mpaa-rating_us_59c114bbe4b0186c2205afb0
does hollywood have a bias against films portraying disability?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mexico-chamber-of-rats-google-maps_us_5875ef7be4b03c8a02d41ed8
pranksters rename mexico's congress as 'chamber of rats' on google maps
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