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https://politics.theonion.com/biden-tossed-out-of-car-passing-by-white-house-1819577194
biden tossed out of car passing by white house
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kelly-clarkson-give-me-one-reason-cover_n_6900984.html
kelly clarkson covered 'give me one reason' because she's the best
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bush-campaign-makes-a-digital-campaign-mistake-from-last-century_us_5665efe0e4b08e945ff070bc
jebbush.com takes you to donald trump's website
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https://local.theonion.com/hotel-bar-really-hopping-tonight-says-hotel-bartender-1819566601
hotel bar really hopping tonight, says hotel bartender
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https://www.theonion.com/tippers-thumb-delivered-to-gore-campaign-headquarters-1819586915
tipper's thumb delivered to gore campaign headquarters
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/two-thumbs-down-on-air-no_b_5194370.html
two thumbs down on air nonsense
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/post_8588_b_6369034.html
for city parks, 2014 was the year that was (great)!
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/frozenchook-craze_us_5617d31fe4b0e66ad4c76b8e
let's all get naked and pose like frozen chickens
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https://local.theonion.com/woman-who-choked-to-death-alone-in-apartment-kicked-out-1825012108
woman who choked to death alone in apartment kicked out of book club for missing last 2 meetings
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dreamers-are-people-not-political-footballs_us_59b3f151e4b0c50640cd6790
dreamers are people, not political footballs
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https://www.theonion.com/depression-strained-finances-combine-forces-to-produce-1819578350
depression, strained finances combine forces to produce grotesque culinary abomination
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/missing-alaska-family-murder-suicide_n_7511682.html
missing alaska family died in murder-suicide: police
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https://www.theonion.com/whale-won-t-shut-up-about-time-it-was-beached-1819579825
whale won't shut up about time it was beached
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https://politics.theonion.com/plows-working-around-clock-to-keep-new-hampshire-roads-1819592478
plows working around clock to keep new hampshire roads clear of campaign signs
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https://local.theonion.com/breaking-flight-attendant-currently-attempting-to-pass-1819577984
breaking: flight attendant currently attempting to pass cup of cranberry juice over your laptop
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/social-anxiety-by-the-numbers_us_5acb5934e4b09d0a1195aa91
8 stats that prove social anxiety needs to be taken seriously
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https://local.theonion.com/beautiful-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world-too-pu-1819576048
beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ethiopia-release-political-prisoners_us_5a4ceca3e4b0b0e5a7aa263f
ethiopia to release all political prisoners in bid to foster reconciliation
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-work-mar-a-lago_us_58cde456e4b0be71dcf54620
how much does trump actually work at mar-a-lago? maybe not so much
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-house-security-briefing-to-ahmed-mohamed_us_55f9c519e4b08820d9170ee2
the white house's security briefing to ahmed mohamed
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https://www.theonion.com/dominos-introduces-thanksgiving-feast-pizza-1819587455
domino's introduces thanksgiving feast pizza
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https://www.theonion.com/graffiti-artist-no-longer-putting-his-heart-in-it-1819587703
graffiti artist no longer putting his heart in it
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https://www.theonion.com/pope-asks-to-be-taken-off-list-of-worlds-100-richest-pe-1819587124
pope asks to be taken off list of world's 100 richest people
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https://www.theonion.com/postal-service-unveils-new-line-of-stamps-honoring-amer-1819577376
postal service unveils new line of stamps honoring americans who still use postal service
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-have-fame-and-fortune_b_6265436.html
how have fame and fortune shaped the business of being an artist?
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https://local.theonion.com/dry-flavorless-cupcake-disappointing-to-last-bite-1819592921
dry, flavorless cupcake disappointing to last bite
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/un-aid-reaches-daraya_us_575abca1e4b0ced23ca7c39f
un delivers first food aid to syrians in besieged daraya in years
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/koreas-border-hotline_us_5a4c6c53e4b025f99e1e695e
kim jong un reopens long-closed border hotline with south korea
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https://www.theonion.com/couple-should-get-dinner-with-other-couple-couple-repo-1819575544
couple should get dinner with other couple, couple reports
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https://politics.theonion.com/ape-appointed-banana-czar-1819586221
ape appointed banana czar
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kit-haringtons-proposal-to-rose-leslie_us_59d7ace9e4b046f5ad97eda8
kit harington just made his proposal to rose leslie sound pretty nsfw
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https://politics.theonion.com/romney-volunteers-going-door-to-door-to-let-obama-suppo-1819574145
romney volunteers going door-to-door to let obama supporters know president's dead
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https://www.theonion.com/dog-held-against-will-inside-skype-window-1819591621
dog held against will inside skype window
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/on-world-food-day-take-action-against-hunger_us_59e40a84e4b003f928d5e806
on world food day, take action against hunger
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https://www.theonion.com/new-girlfriend-bears-disturbing-resemblance-to-old-girl-1819567733
new girlfriend bears disturbing resemblance to old girlfriend
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https://politics.theonion.com/lindsey-graham-stays-up-all-night-running-campaign-idea-1819578107
lindsey graham stays up all night running campaign ideas by toll-free telephone operator
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/president-trumps-judicial-nominees-drive-samantha-bee-to-drink_us_598c8340e4b0449ed5087128
president trump's judicial nominees drive samantha bee to drink
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https://politics.theonion.com/romney-pledges-to-replace-all-foreign-policy-with-jobs-1819574080
romney pledges to replace all foreign policy with jobs right here in america
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https://politics.theonion.com/obamas-reunited-live-on-tv-for-first-time-since-leaving-1820540126
obamas reunited live on tv for first time since leaving white house
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gett-the-trial-of-viviane_1_b_6931256.html
gett: the trial of viviane amsalem or, the craziness of israeli society
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https://local.theonion.com/frustrated-man-forced-to-agree-with-dumbass-political-c-1819580412
frustrated man forced to agree with dumbass political cartoon of statue of liberty hugging immigrants
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https://politics.theonion.com/trump-welcomes-jefferson-davis-statue-as-special-state-1822559877
trump welcomes jefferson davis statue as special state of the union guest
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/netanyahu-trump-clinton_us_57e91eaae4b08d73b8322993
netanyahu meets with donald trump, hillary clinton ahead of first debate
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/where-you-live-may-add-to-why-you-smoke_us_58f7a431e4b0f5cf16c7bb77
where you live may add to why you smoke
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/magma-yellowstone-supervolcano-video_n_7153948.html
massive magma chamber discovered under yellowstone
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https://www.theonion.com/i-am-under-18-button-clicked-for-first-time-in-history-1819570266
'i am under 18' button clicked for first time in history of internet
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https://local.theonion.com/parents-with-more-vacation-time-financial-resources-wa-1819577011
parents with more vacation time, financial resources want to know when son will come home for a visit
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https://www.theonion.com/amish-woman-knew-she-had-quilt-sale-the-moment-she-laid-1819571008
amish woman knew she had quilt sale the moment she laid eyes on chicago couple
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/robert-e-lee-was-not-an-honorable-man-he-was-a_us_59f9f43fe4b0de896d3f2d08
robert e. lee was not an 'honorable man.' he was a white supremacist traitor
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jimmy-fallon-dumb-bets-viewers_us_5ab620d0e4b054d118e2fd9a
jimmy fallon reveals the silliest bets his viewers have made
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-democrats-sang-a-decades-old-hymn-of-protest-during-their-sit-in_us_576c2273e4b0d575ae42152f
the democrats sang a decades-old hymn of protest during their sit-in
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/disney-unveils-first-virgin-princess-1819577965
disney unveils first virgin princess
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https://politics.theonion.com/biden-puts-on-lucky-debate-suit-1819590896
biden puts on lucky debate suit
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/selena-gomez-zedd_n_6542386.html
selena gomez fuels zedd dating rumors with instagram photo
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wally-lamb-new-book-apple-store_us_5665ece5e4b08e945ff06adf
if you want to read this book, you'll have to buy an ipad
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https://politics.theonion.com/man-at-point-where-thought-of-reince-priebus-controllin-1819579457
man at point where thought of reince priebus controlling white house pretty comforting
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https://www.theonion.com/only-jewish-kid-in-class-asked-to-talk-about-holocaust-1819569060
only jewish kid in class asked to talk about holocaust remembrance day
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/unemployed-bob-barker-spends-morning-watching-price-is-1819589059
unemployed bob barker spends morning watching 'price is right'
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https://www.theonion.com/fixins-added-to-food-pyramid-1819566473
fixin's added to food pyramid
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/ozzy-osbourne-bites-head-off-five-pound-chocolate-rabbi-1819587131
ozzy osbourne bites head off five-pound chocolate rabbit
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/charleston-shooting-bible-study-year-later_us_5762ac88e4b05e4be860f84a
a year after a coward killed the charleston 9, bible study continues
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https://sports.theonion.com/rookie-nascar-driver-gets-lost-1819587860
rookie nascar driver gets lost
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https://www.theonion.com/study-72-percent-of-high-fives-unwarranted-1819567952
study: 72 percent of high-fives unwarranted
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-grisham-arkansas-death-penalty_us_58ebaadae4b0c89f91203057
john grisham calls string of arkansas executions a 'spectacular legal train wreck'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/roger-stone-trump-tax-returns_us_57bb4ccee4b0b51733a50396
trump ally roger stone says gop nominee should release tax returns 'immediately'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rest-in-peace-leelah-alco_b_6449478.html
rest in peace leelah alcorn
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https://www.theonion.com/climate-experts-say-only-hope-for-saving-planet-lies-wi-1819579500
climate experts say only hope for saving planet lies with people who save napkins from takeout order
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ex-trump-adviser-informant-embarrassing_us_5b03fed4e4b07309e05c2058
ex-trump adviser calls president's claims that informant spied on campaign 'embarrassing'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nurturing-mama-five-ways-_b_5298175.html
nurturing mama: 5 ways that taking care of yourself is a gift to your child and family
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https://politics.theonion.com/sighing-trump-sexual-assault-accusers-announce-theyll-t-1821197617
sighing trump sexual assault accusers announce they'll try coming forward again next week
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https://www.theonion.com/indian-casino-one-of-the-saddest-places-on-earth-1819586394
indian casino one of the saddest places on earth
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https://www.theonion.com/classmates-com-employees-dont-have-heart-to-tell-ceo-ab-1819570744
classmates.com employees don't have heart to tell ceo about facebook
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https://politics.theonion.com/clintons-sight-restored-1819565477
clinton's sight restored
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/zz-top-reveals-meaning-behind-classic-song-legs-1819577979
zz top reveals meaning behind classic song 'legs'
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https://www.theonion.com/law-enforcement-questions-why-alton-sterling-was-even-b-1824125344
law enforcement questions why alton sterling was even black in the first place
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/newspapers-christie-resign_us_56d61f79e4b0bf0dab33ced6
6 new jersey newspapers call on christie to resign
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/missing-students-mexico_n_6321866.html
damning report claims mexican federal police participated in disappearance of 43 students
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beginning-or-ending-when-our-kids-go-off-to-college_b_5698385.html
beginning or ending? when our kids go off to college
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-bathroom-bill_us_587691fce4b092a6cae4ea22
texas lt. gov. not worried about bathroom bill costing the state money
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/whats-really-going-on-wit_2_b_13082490.html
what's really going on with twitter?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/planned-parenthood-congress_us_565dbcf8e4b079b2818bb6a8
democrats push to fold planned parenthood panel after shooting
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https://www.theonion.com/area-gym-class-prepares-for-mandatory-exposure-of-penis-1819564512
area gym class prepares for mandatory exposure of penises to peers
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lindsey-buckingham-quits-fleetwood-mac-again_us_5ac7d975e4b07a3485e4aa65
lindsey buckingham goes his own way from fleetwood mac
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stage-door-death-of-a-sal_b_8382200.html
stage door: death of a salesman, hell's belles
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/springer-audience-now-just-chanting-kill-kill-1819587215
springer audience now just chanting 'kill! kill!'
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https://www.theonion.com/nations-wildlife-fleeing-to-canada-1819587696
nation's wildlife fleeing to canada
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https://local.theonion.com/each-passenger-has-own-theory-about-how-guy-got-into-fi-1823654000
each passenger has own theory about how guy got into first class
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/outfits-that-turn-people-_n_5864702.html
12 items to wear on a first date if your goal is to remain single
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jourdan_n_6689304.html
'octopussy' villain louis jourdan dead at 93
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https://www.theonion.com/shower-head-snarls-like-vicious-jungle-cat-before-turni-1819591219
shower head snarls like vicious jungle cat before turning on
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/republicans-trump-conflicts-russia_us_58b5fb5fe4b0780bac2e126d
republicans reject disclosing findings on trump's business conflicts, russia ties
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https://local.theonion.com/money-spent-for-old-times-sake-1819571481
money spent for old time's sake
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hilary-duff-husband-mike-comrie_n_5641194.html
hilary duff hints that she could reconcile with mike comrie
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jared-kushner-youre-fired_us_5ab02155e4b02dedb93ba249
a political obituary for the president's son-in-law
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ryan-reynolds-trolls-brother-birthday_us_5a2285a4e4b03c44072dd3e5
ryan reynolds wished his brother a happy birthday the only way he knows how
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/burger-recipes-grilling-best_n_5737102.html
gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day
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https://local.theonion.com/grandma-in-nursing-home-starts-adorable-little-sexual-r-1819578476
grandma in nursing home starts adorable little sexual relationship
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/me-and-earl-and-the-dying-girl----a-film-interview-_b_7674992.html
'me and earl and the dying girl' -- a film interview
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https://politics.theonion.com/precious-little-voter-needs-to-feel-inspired-by-candida-1819578715
precious little voter needs to feel inspired by candidate
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https://politics.theonion.com/last-line-of-obama-s-military-force-request-briefly-men-1819577476
last line of obama's military force request briefly mentions possibility of 25-year quagmire
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