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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-to-tell-hair-stylist_us_55fafb09e4b00310edf620b1
5 reasons your salon haircut turned out wrong
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/feeding-the-soul-as-well_b_7301716.html
feeding the soul as well as the stomach
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/assessing-our-children-to_b_9708510.html
assessing our children to death
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/half-of-hollywood-test-group-screened-placebo-film-1819577523
half of hollywood test group screened placebo film
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/strangers-make-sure-homeless-man-stays-warm-in-blizzard_us_56a66d37e4b076aadcc76ce3
strangers made sure this homeless man and his dog stayed warm during blizzard
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/irish-pm-st-patricks-day-trump_us_58cc0e09e4b0ec9d29dbb6a3
irish prime minister uses st. patrick's day to praise immigration in front of trump
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https://www.theonion.com/everyone-on-wedding-dance-floor-simultaneously-wonderin-1819576550
everyone on wedding dance floor simultaneously wondering if they're truly happy
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https://politics.theonion.com/bush-passes-three-pound-kidney-stone-1819570393
bush passes three-pound kidney stone
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/america-ferreras-response-to-reporters-tone-deaf-question-will-make-you-cheer_us_56b3c522e4b08069c7a69eef
america ferrera's response to reporter's tone deaf question will make you cheer
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/bjork-spotted-leaving-nightclub-with-mysterious-firefly-1822628050
björk spotted leaving nightclub with mysterious firefly trapped inside bubble
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https://www.theonion.com/bill-cosby-announces-dates-for-u-s-college-commencemen-1819588154
bill cosby announces dates for u.s. college commencement tour
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/280-days-of-meryl-streeps-year-spent-being-honored-1819589307
280 days of meryl streep's year spent being honored
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https://www.theonion.com/laura-bush-noisily-devours-infant-1819587044
laura bush noisily devours infant
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https://www.theonion.com/moral-tacked-onto-end-of-mans-life-1819566775
moral tacked onto end of man's life
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https://www.theonion.com/zoo-posting-hourly-updates-on-aphid-about-to-give-birth-1819579896
zoo posting hourly updates on aphid about to give birth
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https://www.theonion.com/corporation-wants-media-company-making-branded-entertai-1819578569
corporation wants media company making branded entertainment to just have fun with it
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/planned-parenthood-lawsuit-videos-center-medical-progress_us_5697ead3e4b0b4eb759d9a61
planned parenthood sues anti-abortion group behind undercover videos
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/worlds-richest-1-trillion-richer-bloomberg_us_5a44a821e4b025f99e19a1db
world's wealthiest billionaires got nearly $1 trillion richer in 2017: bloomberg
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/queen-elizabeth-christmas-message-2015_us_567dfb77e4b06fa688803048
queen elizabeth ii's christmas message: 'light shines in the darkness'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kittens-horse-bff-video_us_5870ad7ce4b02b5f858909e7
kittens become friends with horses after playing in their hay net
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https://politics.theonion.com/baffled-dnc-plant-roy-moore-not-sure-what-else-he-could-1821234868
baffled dnc plant roy moore not sure what else he could have done to defame republican party
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https://local.theonion.com/disappointed-couple-on-8-month-waitlist-to-get-married-1819574289
disappointed couple on 8-month waitlist to get married at pentagon
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/thats-so-raven-cast-the-view_us_55cf84cbe4b055a6dab08b53
'that's so raven' cast reunites on 'the view' and shares show secrets
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/writer-unwilling-to-admit-his-screenplay-perfect-fit-fo-1819572538
writer unwilling to admit his screenplay perfect fit for justin long
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fiorina-carson-saudi-arabia-executions_us_56894931e4b0b958f65beac9
fiorina and carson defend saudi government, which cites sharia law to execute 47 people
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fourth-of-july-ice-cream_b_7704556.html
fourth of july ice-cream cake
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https://local.theonion.com/wife-always-dragging-husband-into-her-marital-problems-1819568107
wife always dragging husband into her marital problems
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https://local.theonion.com/job-applicant-blows-away-interviewer-with-intimate-know-1819577114
job applicant blows away interviewer with intimate knowledge of company's 'about us' page
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https://www.theonion.com/defiant-customers-refuse-to-return-recalled-crib-1819566689
defiant customers refuse to return recalled crib
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/celebrity-astrological-sign_us_56a40441e4b076aadcc6e5cf
which celebrities share your astrological sign?
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https://local.theonion.com/local-man-thinking-about-becoming-asshole-1819580139
local man thinking about becoming asshole
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2015/09/10/cruz_paul_insiders_running_in_an_outsiders_game.html
ted cruz, rand paul are insiders running in an outsiders' game
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https://politics.theonion.com/gore-excited-after-seeing-self-on-tv-1819565171
gore excited after seeing self on tv
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ellie-goulding-james-corden-perform-remix-love-me-like-you-do_us_56571d9ee4b08e945feb1c9d
ellie goulding and james corden perform 'love me like you do' remix
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/julie-andrews-lgbtq-rights_us_591f7a74e4b03b485cb1b179
julie andrews: i've 'just always' been an lgbtq ally
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/new-york-police-union-mayor_n_6361046.html
nyc police union chief blames mayor, protesters for police killings
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https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-no-logical-reason-why-planes-fly-1819570272
study finds no logical reason why planes fly
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/eminem-releases-single-about-hugging-elton-john-at-gram-1819565951
eminem releases single about hugging elton john at grammys then ripping his dick off with pliers
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/can-we-briefly-talk-hones_b_7664328.html
can we briefly talk (honestly) about weddings?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nhl-concussions-congress_us_5735486de4b077d4d6f2b493
'miracle on ice' veteran wants congressional scrutiny on nhl concussions
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https://www.theonion.com/nation-kept-up-all-night-by-sound-of-creaking-infrastru-1819580099
nation kept up all night by sound of creaking infrastructure
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-2016-rall_n_7576910.html
hillary clinton calls for 'basic bargain' on economy
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https://www.theonion.com/breaking-do-you-think-we-re-doing-a-good-job-1819574856
breaking: do you think we're doing a good job?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/opinion-wilkins-black-women-blackglory_us_5a8c0ef1e4b0117adf71eef5
black women are the embodiment of black glory
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-magic-of-the-unicorn-leader_b_7021336.html
the magic of today's new unicorn leader
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https://politics.theonion.com/fleet-of-stem-cell-container-trucks-ready-to-go-if-obam-1819589176
fleet of stem-cell container trucks ready to go if obama elected
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https://www.theonion.com/friendship-blossoms-into-unrequited-love-1819587159
friendship blossoms into unrequited love
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/house-republicans-immigration_n_6272394.html
house republicans prepare their next move on immigration
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https://www.theonion.com/waitress-creeped-out-by-overtipper-1819565014
waitress creeped out by overtipper
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/top-1-percent-world-wealth_us_5a0b2ffde4b0bc648a0e4afa
the top 1 percent owns over half of the world's household wealth
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https://local.theonion.com/cow-worried-it-will-never-live-up-to-father-s-usda-rati-1819592118
cow worried it will never live up to father's usda rating
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-letter-to-my-teenage-daughter_b_6711662.html
a letter to my teenage daughter
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https://www.theonion.com/zamboni-crime-family-indicted-in-ice-shaving-scandal-1819588024
zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal
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https://politics.theonion.com/senile-senator-allowed-to-believe-he-solved-immigration-1819572704
senile senator allowed to believe he solved immigration crisis
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/is-this-black-parenting-magazine-racist_us_576fdd51e4b06721d4c0b56b
is this black parenting magazine racist?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-shooting-students_us_5a8591f9e4b0ab6daf468ba3
trump suggests florida students could have done more to prevent deadly shooting
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https://www.theonion.com/new-study-finds-no-long-term-health-benefits-1819580025
new study finds no long-term health benefits
1
https://www.theonion.com/microsoft-word-now-includes-squiggly-blue-line-to-alert-1819590205
microsoft word now includes squiggly blue line to alert writer when word is too advanced for mainstream audience
1
https://www.theonion.com/report-most-terrorists-do-not-start-the-day-off-with-a-1819565577
report: most terrorists do not start the day off with a good breakfast
1
https://www.theonion.com/scientists-discover-sun-is-made-of-hot-1819586099
scientists discover sun is made of hot
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https://www.theonion.com/wounded-marine-friendly-fire-bullets-hurt-that-much-mo-1819568591
wounded marine: friendly-fire bullets hurt that much more
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https://politics.theonion.com/biden-invokes-freedom-of-information-act-to-find-out-wh-1819570913
biden invokes freedom of information act to find out when woman gets off work
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https://www.theonion.com/renowned-ornithologist-always-secretly-wanted-to-be-a-b-1819575107
renowned ornithologist always secretly wanted to be a bird
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https://local.theonion.com/otherwise-reasonable-man-sincerely-believes-u-s-landed-1819577485
otherwise reasonable man sincerely believes u.s. landed on moon
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https://www.theonion.com/space-under-boardroom-table-a-complex-web-of-feet-massa-1819591413
space under boardroom table a complex web of feet massaging various genitals
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/code-word-is-arrogance_b_5401476.html
code word: is 'arrogant' the new 'uppity'?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/student-suspension-maps_us_55afb813e4b0a9b948532e18
this is where students get suspended from school the most
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https://www.theonion.com/hellmann-s-introduces-new-meat-on-the-bottom-mayo-cups-1819580068
hellmann's introduces new meat-on-the-bottom mayo cups
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https://local.theonion.com/giant-hole-swallowing-up-your-house-added-to-list-of-th-1819574628
giant hole swallowing up your house added to list of things to worry about
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-is-the-self-defense-narrative-so-powerful-for-gun-owners_us_5a0ccb0be4b0c0b2f2f799ba
why is the self-defense narrative so powerful for gun owners?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/three-simple-steps-to-not-take-a-bad-day-home_us_5626914ae4b02f6a900e2dae
three simple steps to not take a bad day home
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jews-on-judaism-unfiltered-all-together-podcast_us_55d75380e4b04ae497030347
jews on judaism -- unfiltered: all together podcast
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/epa-trump-official-resign-letter_us_598216cee4b02b36343fc69d
top official resigns from trump epa with scathing letter
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/where-to-watch-fourth-of_b_7622778.html
where to watch fourth of july fireworks in illinois
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https://politics.theonion.com/bush-to-lovely-chilean-ambassador-i-must-paint-you-1819566905
bush to lovely chilean ambassador:'i must paint you'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jlo-and-arod-will-each-donate-25k-to-hurricane-harvey-victims_us_59a6b897e4b063ae34da370f
j.lo and a-rod will each donate $25,000 to hurricane harvey victims
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/remembering-lynn-walker-h_b_8126962.html
remembering lynn walker huntley
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lucia-quiej-democratic-debate_us_56e0e776e4b065e2e3d4d9a1
in a hate-filled election, this moment shows exactly why america is already great
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https://politics.theonion.com/obama-leaves-post-it-on-counter-with-quick-note-explain-1819579552
obama leaves post-it on counter with quick note explaining how to use extralegal surveillance apparatus
1
https://www.theonion.com/last-person-to-voluntarily-write-essay-dies-1819590781
last person to voluntarily write essay dies
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cuba-and-the-united-states_b_6488726.html
cuba and the united states: the long view
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https://www.theonion.com/neighbors-wi-fi-password-must-be-something-good-1819571659
neighbors' wi-fi password must be something good
1
https://www.theonion.com/christ-sues-catholic-church-for-unlicensed-use-of-his-i-1824019351
christ sues catholic church for unlicensed use of his image
1
https://www.theonion.com/area-man-bored-with-all-the-porn-he-owns-1819567464
area man bored with all the porn he owns
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/harvey-weinstein-plans-to-turn-himself-in-friday_us_5b07121ee4b07c4ea10666d1
harvey weinstein expected to turn himself in to the nypd for sex crimes
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/coming-out-gay-spouse_n_5889286.html
here's what happens when a spouse who identified as straight comes out as lgbt
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rant-for-the-litter_b_5649198.html
rant for the litter
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https://www.theonion.com/delirious-rover-hallucinates-water-on-mars-1819575941
delirious rover hallucinates water on mars
1
https://local.theonion.com/report-guy-just-put-10-bucks-in-jukebox-1819571279
report: guy just put 10 bucks in jukebox
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https://local.theonion.com/the-recovery-is-here-reports-underemployed-man-making-1819573383
'the recovery is here,' reports underemployed man making $20,000 less than he used to
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cynthia-nixon-mta-subway-ads-andrew-cuomo_us_5afda284e4b0a59b4e019369
cynthia nixon's 'fix our subway' ads shred cuomo's mta, commuters rejoice
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https://politics.theonion.com/mccain-speechwriter-trying-to-write-lines-that-dont-lea-1819570061
mccain speechwriter trying to write lines that don't lead to creepy smile
1
https://www.theonion.com/science-fiction-fan-increases-suavity-with-trenchcoat-1819586096
science fiction fan increases suavity with trenchcoat
1
https://www.theonion.com/god-hurting-after-eating-20-piece-spicy-angel-wings-1819578694
god hurting after eating 20-piece spicy angel wings
1
https://politics.theonion.com/senate-subcommittee-on-energy-and-water-development-mor-1819566323
senate subcommittee on energy and water development more like a family
1
https://entertainment.theonion.com/real-world-producers-still-looking-to-fill-eating-disor-1819566726
real world producers still looking to fill eating-disorder slot
1
https://entertainment.theonion.com/celebrity-saddened-by-death-of-other-celebrity-1819567246
celebrity saddened by death of other celebrity
1
https://www.theonion.com/earliest-known-t-shirt-found-1819586826
earliest known t-shirt found
1
https://entertainment.theonion.com/every-nbc-program-to-end-with-character-straight-up-ask-1819573496
every nbc program to end with character straight up asking viewers what kind of new tv shows they would like to see
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/inakesha-armour-baby-murder_n_5553134.html
'call my husband. i just killed my baby'
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