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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-i-wish-id-learned-about-housekeeping_b_9340630.html
what i wish i'd learned about housekeeping
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-shuts-down-dude-who-demanded-5-back-for-coffee-date_us_5644c5c2e4b08cda3487bb01
woman shuts down dude who demanded $5 back for coffee date
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https://politics.theonion.com/nations-ever-so-malleable-simpletons-fluttering-between-1819574050
nation's ever so malleable simpletons fluttering between candidates like shuttlecocks through every moment of debate
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/tv-producers-running-out-of-types-of-people-to-have-dan-1819570631
tv producers running out of types of people to have dance with each other
1
https://www.theonion.com/creepy-real-estate-listing-really-talking-up-size-of-cr-1819578338
creepy real estate listing really talking up size of crawlspaces
1
https://local.theonion.com/report-girl-who-called-you-a-slut-in-high-school-posti-1822305178
report: girl who called you a slut in high school posting passionate status about women's march
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/hope-in-students-eyes-too-much-for-screenwriting-teache-1819573975
hope in students' eyes too much for screenwriting teacher to handle this week
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-ayurveda-experience-i_b_7082174.html
the ayurveda experience in india
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/usa-gold-olympics-serbia_us_57ba1a8ce4b0b51733a42aec
team usa wins third straight olympic gold beating serbia in rio
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-the-people-of-livingston-montana_us_59e631d6e4b0a2324d1e4885
'the sheer beauty of montana just intrigues me': meet the people of livingston
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https://local.theonion.com/report-mom-would-rather-sit-here-and-watch-you-guys-ha-1819577995
report: mom would rather sit here and watch you guys have fun
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/st-louis-protests-galleria_us_59c32cbfe4b06f93538c5d97
police near st. louis quash peaceful protest by declaring it an unlawful assembly
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https://politics.theonion.com/supreme-court-upholds-bill-of-rights-in-5-4-decision-1819570364
supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/issa-hunter-town-halls_us_58c48e08e4b0d1078ca72ad5
republican congressmen torched at angry town hall meetings in california
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/andrew-wk-submits-the-necessary-paperwork-to-form-the-party-party_us_56fe8db8e4b0daf53aef7005
andrew w.k. submits the necessary paperwork to form 'the party party'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naral-ilyse-hogue-abortion-dnc_us_5799444be4b02d5d5ed44a72
good girls have abortions, too, naral chief tells dnc
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https://www.theonion.com/report-clinton-accepted-rebate-while-in-office-depot-1819565987
report: clinton accepted rebate while in office depot
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-third-party-challenge_us_5732392de4b016f3789758e7
anti-donald trump forces gear up for third-party challenge
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https://politics.theonion.com/tim-kaines-children-tim-kaine-could-be-vice-president-1819570011
tim kaine's children: tim kaine could be vice president of lameness, maybe
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dad-and-toddler-compete-over-mothers-day-responsibilities_us_5721a2d7e4b01a5ebde4887b
dad and toddler 'compete' over mother's day responsibilities
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mom-shares-family-photos-from-the-islamic-world-in-travel-ban-protest_us_58bdd40ee4b0d8c45f45bc2a
mom posts photos from travel ban countries to show we're more alike than different
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/unicorn-frappuccino-starbucks-coming-soon_us_58f59710e4b0da2ff862b98c
the unicorn frappuccino is coming to a starbucks near you
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/jay-leno-reconsiders-retirement-after-georgia-woman-set-1819568894
jay leno reconsiders retirement after georgia woman sets boyfriend's crotch on fire
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alfred-enoch-black-hermione-harry-potter_us_56be0d02e4b0b40245c6433d
'harry potter' actor alfred enoch says there's no reason hermione can't be black
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/latinos-react-to-coco-representation_us_5a2adb39e4b073789f697289
these latinos' reactions to 'coco' prove representation matters
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/yulia-skripal-released-hospital_us_5acc835de4b07a3485e8048d
poisoned daughter of russian spy released from hospital
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https://local.theonion.com/construction-crew-arguing-over-who-gets-to-use-the-fun-1825853784
construction crew arguing over who gets to use the fun tools
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-online-privacy-poll_us_58e295e7e4b0f4a923b0d94a
even trump voters hate this bill he just signed
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https://local.theonion.com/new-affordable-daycare-sort-of-keeps-an-eye-on-your-kid-1819579910
new affordable daycare sort of keeps an eye on your kids
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cookie-johnson-magic-separation_us_57e58ddde4b0e28b2b54010a
cookie johnson reveals what led to a secret 2-week separation from magic johnson
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https://www.theonion.com/acne-medication-may-cause-dizziness-nausea-loss-of-he-1819565658
acne medication may cause dizziness, nausea, loss of hearing, insomnia, blood clotting, difficulty breathing
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https://www.theonion.com/deaths-of-550-000-confirm-which-mushrooms-are-okay-to-e-1819571216
deaths of 550,000 confirm which mushrooms are okay to eat
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/maroon-5-animals-snl_n_5934688.html
watch maroon 5's 'snl' performance
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https://politics.theonion.com/bush-tumbles-wildly-down-washington-monument-staircase-1819570348
bush tumbles wildly down washington monument staircase
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttps://www.thedodo.com/raven-woodhouse-dog-picks-shelter-cat-1890834865.html
dog picks out her own shelter kitten to take home
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https://local.theonion.com/nation-inspired-by-bravery-of-teen-just-wearing-bikini-1819580144
nation inspired by bravery of teen just wearing bikini right into mcdonald's
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-what-the-actual-fuck_us_579c8ca2e4b004301c50fcf5
donald trump: what the actual f*ck?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kylie-jenner-beyonce-instagram_us_5a7b479de4b08dfc92ff58b5
kylie jenner beat beyoncé at breaking the internet
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https://politics.theonion.com/trump-announces-paris-climate-deal-rejection-in-front-o-1819592833
trump announces paris climate deal rejection in front of 16 running faucets
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https://local.theonion.com/exhausted-trump-supporter-just-decides-massive-cuts-to-1819580401
exhausted trump supporter just decides massive cuts to healthcare subsidies reason he voted for him
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/transplanting-marijuana-m_b_6681586.html
transplanting marijuana: myth to mainstream america
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https://www.theonion.com/mom-really-funny-today-1819570808
mom really funny today
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/taught-to-be-ashamed-of-my-sexuality_b_6199926.html
i was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-oliver-back-to-school_us_55ee8de7e4b002d5c0767590
john oliver's guide to everything students need to know
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-mild-mannered-woman-from-washington-is-the-democrats-deadliest-weapon_us_58a77653e4b037d17d27d494
a mild-mannered woman from washington is the democrats' deadliest weapon
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rachel-mcadams-ombre_n_6362392.html
rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-gay-marriage-wasnt-a-conservative-win_b_7720046.html
no, gay marriage wasn't a conservative win
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https://politics.theonion.com/cnn-producer-on-hunt-for-saddest-looking-fuck-with-conv-1819579064
cnn producer on hunt for saddest-looking fuck with convention button collection
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-corden-harry-styles-kiss_us_5a2fe75ee4b01598ac482c76
james corden and harry styles kiss for holiday-themed 'carpool karaoke'
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https://www.theonion.com/switzerland-passes-u-n-inspection-after-erecting-fire-1819592563
switzerland passes u.n. inspection after erecting fire escape on matterhorn
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stranger-things-suit-duffer-brothers_us_5ac4b7b7e4b093a1eb20d34c
filmmaker says 'stranger things' creators stole his ideas in new lawsuit
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/aly-raisman-usa-gymnastics-nassar_us_5a576850e4b03bc4d03e8843
aly raisman says usa gymnastics is '100 percent responsible' for nassar abuse
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ten-days-in_n_7678302.html
ten days in june
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/middle-age_b_5551603.html
why change sucks even when you're middle age
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https://www.theonion.com/procter-gamble-introduces-home-menstruation-test-1819587094
procter & gamble introduces home menstruation test
1
https://www.theonion.com/slow-motion-woman-emerges-glistening-from-pool-1819565740
slow-motion woman emerges glistening from pool
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gop-senators-mitch-mcconnell_us_598de146e4b090964296a16a
gop senators throw support behind mitch mcconnell as feud with trump escalates
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-giuliani-stormy-daniels_us_5aeab918e4b00f70f0ef4627
trump backs rudy giuliani's claim that no campaign money went to stormy daniels
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hurricane-katrina-hell_us_55d75156e4b0a40aa3aabdca
ten years later, it's still gut-wrenching to look back at katrina footage
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jacqui-cooper-chinese-olympics-commentary_us_5a86bc20e4b05c2bcac9b8c6
olympics commentator explains 'they all look the same' remark about chinese skiers
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/viruses-scarier-than-ebola_n_5683223.html
5 viruses that are scarier than ebola
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/early-bird-special-happy-hour_b_7192282.html
why happy hours may soon replace early bird specials
0
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-crisis-with-russia-an_b_5665978.html
the crisis with russia and the unspoken link
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https://politics.theonion.com/secret-service-rooftop-sniper-team-depressed-by-sprawli-1819579033
secret service rooftop sniper team depressed by sprawling view of cleveland
1
https://politics.theonion.com/shadow-government-getting-too-large-to-meet-in-marriott-1819570731
shadow government getting too large to meet in marriott conference room b
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-not-to-repeat-history_b_6165338.html
how (not) to repeat history
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/three-ways-to-wear-puffer-vest_n_6489106.html
three stylish ways to wear one puffer vest
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https://www.theonion.com/relationship-experts-say-mailing-body-part-to-ex-on-val-1822980147
relationship experts say mailing body part to ex on valentine's day only way to win them back
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hurricane-katrina-new-orleans-cops_us_571815d8e4b0c9244a7ad564
ex-new orleans cops plead guilty in post-katrina killings
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https://www.theonion.com/retiree-purchases-recliner-hell-eventually-die-in-1819565792
retiree purchases recliner he'll eventually die in
1
https://entertainment.theonion.com/david-crosby-shows-photo-of-dwarven-blacksmith-to-barbe-1819592798
david crosby shows photo of dwarven blacksmith to barber to give idea of what he wants
1
https://www.theonion.com/epa-urges-nation-to-develop-new-air-source-1819578457
epa urges nation to develop new air source
1
https://local.theonion.com/area-woman-tired-of-men-staring-at-her-breast-implants-1819586492
area woman tired of men staring at her breast implants
1
https://entertainment.theonion.com/bob-dylan-digitally-remastered-1819589112
bob dylan digitally remastered
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wall-street-journal-editor-muslim-ban_us_5890c091e4b0c90eff005761
wall street journal editor directs reporters to get really mealy-mouthed covering trump
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lena-dunham-opens-up-about-sexual-healing-after-assault-in-poignant-essay_us_5899e29ce4b0406131391ac9
lena dunham opens up about sexual healing after assault in poignant essay
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https://local.theonion.com/apartment-set-up-to-create-illusion-of-well-rounded-lif-1819566586
apartment set up to create illusion of well-rounded life
1
https://local.theonion.com/man-calls-trust-fund-savings-1819575170
man calls trust fund savings
1
https://politics.theonion.com/number-of-songs-gop-candidates-can-use-down-to-4-1819573392
number of songs gop candidates can use down to 4
1
https://politics.theonion.com/white-house-staff-frantically-shredding-trump-campaign-1820075565
white house staff frantically shredding trump campaign aides
1
https://www.theonion.com/jenny-sanford-im-loving-these-lax-gun-purchasing-laws-1819574962
jenny sanford: 'i'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws'
1
https://www.theonion.com/mystery-freshman-dominates-ice-breakers-disappears-int-1819570001
mystery freshman dominates ice breakers, disappears into night
1
https://www.theonion.com/coworker-even-a-dick-in-his-expense-reports-1819568528
coworker even a dick in his expense reports
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trumps-deadly-embrace-of-israel_us_5a3d22eee4b0df0de8b06489
trump's deadly embrace of israel
0
https://local.theonion.com/amish-teen-spends-entire-rumspringa-at-apple-store-1819572991
amish teen spends entire rumspringa at apple store
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/carrie-fisher-billie-lourd-gender_us_58654f25e4b0eb58648891b6
carrie fisher raised billie lourd 'without gender'
0
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-says-al-franken-groped-her-in-2010_us_5a12e220e4b0e97dffeec570
woman says al franken groped her during 2010 photo op
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https://www.theonion.com/scientists-claim-solar-energy-will-be-capable-of-poweri-1819579907
scientists claim solar energy will be capable of powering 95% of scorchlands outposts by 2085
1
https://www.theonion.com/st-vincent-to-worlds-catholics-stop-donating-all-this-1819564499
st. vincent to world's catholics: stop donating all this crap to me
1
https://www.theonion.com/new-lighter-iphone-hailed-by-exhausted-humpbacked-iph-1819573931
new, lighter iphone hailed by exhausted, humpbacked iphone 4 users
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ohio-police-chief-senseless-killings-by-cops-making-us-look-bad_us_57e2a3b3e4b08d73b82eadc5
ohio police chief: senseless killings by cops 'making us all look bad'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eye-surgery-lets-abused-d_n_7565346.html
eye surgery lets abused dog see his rescuer for the very first time
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https://politics.theonion.com/nation-unsure-which-candidates-plan-to-destroy-the-envi-1819574139
nation unsure which candidate's plan to destroy the environment will create more jobs
1
https://www.theonion.com/wild-eyed-sears-ceo-convinced-these-the-flannel-pajama-1819580351
wild-eyed sears ceo convinced these the flannel pajama pants that will turn everything around
1
https://www.theonion.com/new-facebook-feature-allows-user-to-cancel-account-1819573073
new facebook feature allows user to cancel account
1
https://www.theonion.com/jimmy-fallon-six-tantalizing-months-from-disappearing-f-1819587598
jimmy fallon six tantalizing months from disappearing forever
1
https://local.theonion.com/determined-ant-requires-second-flicking-1819592916
determined ant requires second flicking
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-pee-tape-comey-memoir_us_5acfd3a2e4b077c89ce6cb1e
comey memoir claims trump was obsessed with disproving 'pee tape' allegation
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https://local.theonion.com/nation-s-sanitation-workers-announce-everything-finally-1819579886
nation's sanitation workers announce everything finally clean
1
https://www.theonion.com/new-law-determines-bullets-no-longer-responsibility-of-1819577883
new law determines bullets no longer responsibility of owner once fired from gun
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