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https://www.theonion.com/fda-approves-new-drug-for-treating-pill-deficiencies-1819577350
fda approves new drug for treating pill deficiencies
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https://local.theonion.com/museum-staff-braces-for-large-group-wearing-same-t-shir-1819570797
museum staff braces for large group wearing same t-shirt
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https://politics.theonion.com/relieved-scott-walker-narrowly-avoids-acknowledging-imm-1819578129
relieved scott walker narrowly avoids acknowledging immigrants' humanity during campaign speech
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beyond-the-classroom-expe_b_6920532.html
beyond the classroom: experiencing technology innovation up-close-and-personal at sxsw
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https://www.theonion.com/north-carolina-elects-someone-to-run-out-for-cigarettes-1819565285
north carolina elects someone to run out for cigarettes
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/volkswagen-executives-prosecution_us_55fd9749e4b00310edf74f5d
the justice department pledge to prosecute white-collar criminals is about to face a major test
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/death-penalty-redemption-thoughts-on-tsarnaev-and-american-christianity_b_7297998.html
death penalty and redemption: thoughts on tsarnaev and american christianity
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https://local.theonion.com/secret-santa-seems-to-think-you-a-big-laverne-shirley-1821432999
secret santa seems to think you a big 'laverne & shirley' fan
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https://www.theonion.com/magical-gallery-transforms-dull-objects-into-art-1819566921
magical gallery transforms dull objects into art
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/actress-leaves-porn-past-behind-with-new-cinemax-erotic-1819586483
actress leaves porn past behind with new cinemax erotic thriller
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marijuana-police-dog-training_us_5664402ae4b072e9d1c67d34
marijuana warehouse found near police dog training center: cops
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-dog-has-the-most-adorable-brace-face-youll-ever-see_us_56d49299e4b03260bf77a998
this dog has the most adorable brace face you'll ever see
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https://www.theonion.com/mexico-announces-plans-to-refry-over-700-million-beans-1819586406
mexico announces plans to refry over 700 million beans
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https://www.theonion.com/business-card-confirms-real-estate-salesman-is-eddie-mo-1819566725
business card confirms real-estate salesman is eddie money
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https://local.theonion.com/use-of-organic-peanut-butter-adds-two-minutes-to-local-1819565476
use of organic peanut butter adds two minutes to local man's life
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https://politics.theonion.com/obama-spends-another-night-searching-behind-white-house-1819576405
obama spends another night searching behind white house paintings for safes
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https://local.theonion.com/spider-sitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557
spider sitting on shower wall can't wait to see look on man's face
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-palm-oil-is-not-responsible-for-40-of-global-deforestation_us_59396bbfe4b0b65670e5681d
no, palm oil is not responsible for 40% of global deforestation
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/fame-sexually-transmitted-1819565765
fame sexually transmitted
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/houthi-yemen-saudi-arabia_n_6944096.html
houthi official: yemen strikes by saudi arabia will set off 'wide war'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-manafort-bail-phone-company-florida_us_5a047884e4b03deac08bc166
it sure seems like paul manafort is misleading a federal judge so he can winter in florida
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https://local.theonion.com/man-with-flamethrower-waiting-for-appropriate-time-to-u-1819586106
man with flamethrower waiting for appropriate time to use it
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://www.villagevoice.com/news/a-summer-camp-for-lgbtq-young-adults-hopes-to-debug-the-industry-s-diversity-problem-8931350
queer teens take on tech
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/reality-show-lifts-women-farmers-out-of-poverty-in-tanzania_us_55ba801ee4b0d4f33a020c0d
tanzania reality show tackles gender inequality, awards women farmers cash and farm tools
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https://www.theonion.com/big-ben-set-15-minutes-ahead-to-give-london-a-little-ex-1819589185
big ben set 15 minutes ahead to give london a little extra time in the morning
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https://politics.theonion.com/woman-quickly-reading-up-on-candidates-policy-stances-1819579421
woman quickly reading up on candidates' policy stances after voting
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-media-poll_us_5845bcdde4b028b323389d98
americans dislike how the media treats trump -- and how he treats the media
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-health_us_55bbb785e4b0b23e3ce2a92b
hillary clinton gets a clean bill of health from her doctor
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/police-officers-charged_us_562f6f9ce4b00aa54a4b0fba
more cops have been charged for shootings this year, but there's much more work to be done
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nestle-recall-digiorno-stouffers-lean-cuisine_us_56e2e36ae4b0860f99d8b609
nestlé recalls millions of frozen products that may contain glass
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/five-tips-reading-poll-results_us_5ad6264fe4b077c89ced3210
5 tips for reading the polls like a pro
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dr-oz-mens-mental-health-stigma_us_55f8655ae4b00e2cd5e83374
dr. oz explains why men rarely address mental health issues
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https://www.theonion.com/poll-finds-americans-would-be-open-to-third-type-of-scr-1819573206
poll finds americans would be open to third type of screwdriver head
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https://local.theonion.com/elderly-man-skipping-work-uses-dead-grandson-excuse-aga-1819570812
elderly man skipping work uses 'dead grandson' excuse again
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https://www.theonion.com/horse-race-announcer-clearly-had-money-on-little-dancer-1819566842
horse-race announcer clearly had money on 'little dancer'
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eric-garner-decision-prep_n_6261720.html
new york prepares for protests as grand jury reviews eric garner's death
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https://local.theonion.com/person-cropped-out-of-match-com-picture-clearly-buzz-li-1819591672
person cropped out of match.com picture clearly buzz lightyear
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https://www.theonion.com/dance-club-bathroom-left-out-of-gay-couples-meeting-sto-1819567632
dance-club bathroom left out of gay couple's meeting story
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https://politics.theonion.com/expressing-deeply-held-political-opinion-referred-to-as-1819576184
expressing deeply held political opinion referred to as 'gaffe'
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https://local.theonion.com/little-butterball-holding-up-ice-cream-line-1819570934
little butterball holding up ice cream line
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-secret-to-raising-charitable-children_b_6708042.html
the secret to raising charitable children
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-cant-we-mourn-with-mu_b_6681434.html
why can't we mourn with muslims?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/post_8182_b_5660754.html
the uptown beggar
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https://www.theonion.com/area-senior-up-for-some-boggle-1819586908
area senior up for some boggle
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/emergency-wisdom_b_7050114.html
emergency wisdom
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/guinea-pig-returned-for-store-credit-1819588429
guinea pig returned for store credit
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https://politics.theonion.com/sanders-campaign-headquarters-smashed-up-by-gang-of-pin-1819578664
sanders campaign headquarters smashed up by gang of pinkerton union busters
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-life-with-ocd_b_6256914.html
a life with ocd
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/build-a-wall-around-trump-tower_us_56784b9fe4b0b958f65767d3
two guys build a wall around trump tower to keep the real danger in
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https://www.theonion.com/texas-executes-393rd-guilty-prisoner-1819575198
texas executes 393rd guilty prisoner
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/truth-through-fiction_b_7625692.html
truth through fiction
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https://www.theonion.com/elderly-man-can-t-wait-for-senility-to-erase-lifetime-o-1819576680
elderly man can't wait for senility to erase lifetime of regretful memories
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https://www.theonion.com/monopoly-releases-scrabble-themed-edition-1819587147
monopoly releases scrabble-themed edition
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https://politics.theonion.com/hillary-clinton-mouthing-along-to-presidential-oath-1819570493
hillary clinton mouthing along to presidential oath
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https://www.theonion.com/nyse-admits-this-is-all-make-believe-1819564493
nyse admits: this is all make believe
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kansas-high-school-football-player-death_us_563b627ce4b0411d306fc4d5
yet another high school football player dies as death total piles up
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/twitter-imparts-some-presidential-wisdom-with-trumpbacktoschooltips_us_59a5bd89e4b084581a13d50c
twitter imparts some presidential wisdom with #trumpbacktoschooltips
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https://politics.theonion.com/we-must-restore-rule-of-law-says-trump-as-aides-pass-1822564037
'we must restore rule of law,' says trump as aides pass out revolvers to audience
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jared-kushner-goes-middle-east-israel-palestine-peace-talks_us_598df2c6e4b090964296c377
trump to send jared kushner and envoy to middle east for israeli-palestinian peace talks
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https://www.theonion.com/cnbc-cameraman-can-t-believe-he-s-filming-another-blog-1819589652
cnbc cameraman can't believe he's filming another blog off a computer monitor
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https://local.theonion.com/man-has-story-for-every-stain-on-pants-1819576418
man has story for every stain on pants
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/groundbreaking-young-adult-novel-features-protagonist-w-1819576762
groundbreaking young adult novel features protagonist who's a bit of a loner
1
https://politics.theonion.com/new-hampshire-passes-law-forcing-old-people-to-watch-ga-1819570844
new hampshire passes law forcing old people to watch gays marry
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https://www.theonion.com/curly-fry-inventor-strikes-out-with-curly-veal-1819590779
curly fry inventor strikes out with curly veal
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https://www.theonion.com/report-u-s-economy-loses-20-billion-annually-to-amer-1819580146
report: u.s. economy loses $20 billion annually to americans writing ideas down illegibly
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https://www.huffingtonpost.comhttp://pubx.co/Q2M63d
best news ever: drinking champagne keeps your mind sharp: science
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/struggling-mom-puts-camper-on-sale-to-buy-gifts-facebook-responds-with-presents_us_56783a9be4b0b958f6575440
struggling mom puts camper on sale to buy gifts, facebook responds with presents
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https://www.theonion.com/lost-gondolier-in-middle-of-adriatic-sea-1819588603
lost gondolier in middle of adriatic sea
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeb-bush-energy-subsidies_us_55b0f682e4b0a9b94853c851
jeb bush wants to cut all energy subsidies
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https://entertainment.theonion.com/bitchy-girlfriend-just-asking-for-anne-hathaway-to-swoo-1819570756
bitchy girlfriend just asking for anne hathaway to swoop in, steal man away
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ilia-calderon-noticiero-univision_us_5a0345f5e4b03deac08a8e39
this news anchor just broke a major barrier for afro-latina journalists
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https://politics.theonion.com/area-man-just-realized-he-doesnt-even-know-when-barack-1819570639
area man just realized he doesn't even know when barack obama's birthday is
1
https://www.theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560
rest of world not biting on couple's open relationship
1
https://www.theonion.com/indonesian-unrest-quelled-for-tourist-season-1819586472
indonesian unrest quelled for tourist season
1
https://www.theonion.com/office-politician-runs-for-coffee-1819565461
office politician runs for coffee
1
https://www.theonion.com/chinese-astronomers-inform-beijing-residents-sky-will-b-1819578869
chinese astronomers inform beijing residents sky will be visible for rare 2-minute window tomorrow morning
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https://politics.theonion.com/secret-services-prostitution-scandal-did-not-affect-pre-1819573461
secret service's prostitution scandal did not affect president's security, white house adviser madame chartreuse says
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/harmony-in-tragedy-palest_b_5774908.html
harmony in tragedy: palestinian and israeli teens write a song together
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https://local.theonion.com/bonobo-embarrassed-after-walking-in-on-parents-sibling-1821500616
bonobo embarrassed after walking in on parents, siblings, cousins, friends, partner having sex
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https://www.theonion.com/underground-railroad-carries-slaves-from-brooklyn-to-ma-1819564430
'underground railroad' carries slaves from brooklyn to manhattan
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https://sports.theonion.com/televised-sporting-event-completely-obscured-by-on-scre-1819586992
televised sporting event completely obscured by on-screen graphics
1
https://www.theonion.com/gods-gift-to-women-returned-1819567193
god's gift to women returned
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/demi-lovato-abusive-father_us_562681e3e4b08589ef492c1d
demi lovato says she was 'very conflicted' with her abusive father's death
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https://www.theonion.com/authorities-not-even-going-to-bother-looking-for-motive-1819574307
authorities not even going to bother looking for motive behind oregon shooting
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/music-lives-live-montreal_b_5522943.html
music lives, live: montreal jazz festival
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https://www.theonion.com/time-running-out-on-second-keg-fund-drive-1819565341
time running out on second-keg fund drive
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/science-evolution-and-our-intimate-parts_us_597b2debe4b06b305561cfaa
science, evolution and our intimate parts
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https://politics.theonion.com/paul-ryan-cuts-120-million-in-wasteful-spending-from-r-1819573851
paul ryan cuts $120 million in wasteful spending from romney campaign
1
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trevor-noah-vladimir-putin-retaliation_us_586c9174e4b0eb58648b3221
trevor noah exposes vladimir putin's sinister actions towards u.s. diplomats
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https://local.theonion.com/closed-shop-in-gentrifying-neighborhood-to-emerge-from-1819579867
closed shop in gentrifying neighborhood to emerge from chrysalis as beautiful gastropub
1
https://entertainment.theonion.com/lindsey-buckingham-asks-for-more-screaming-at-stevie-ni-1819591177
lindsey buckingham asks for more screaming at stevie nicks in monitor
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lin-manuel-miranda-dwayne-johnson-millennials_us_583ef918e4b0c33c8e1341d6
lin-manuel miranda and the rock made a musical parody about millennials
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/democrats-should-block-every-trump-supreme-court-justice_us_586f2beae4b0a5e600a789a6
why democrats should block every trump supreme court justice
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/larry-sanders-bernie-convention-dnc-vote_us_5797db4de4b01180b530b810
bernie sanders holds back tears as brother memorializes their parents during dnc vote
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https://local.theonion.com/doll-real-estate-agent-glosses-over-giant-hinged-openin-1823827327
doll real estate agent glosses over giant hinged opening in middle of house
1
https://www.theonion.com/north-korea-nukes-self-in-desperate-plea-for-attention-1819568191
north korea nukes self in desperate plea for attention
1
https://www.theonion.com/slovenian-8th-graders-surprised-even-they-outperformed-1819574298
slovenian 8th-graders surprised even they outperformed u.s. students in science
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https://local.theonion.com/woman-has-no-business-being-an-extrovert-1819577568
woman has no business being an extrovert
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/design-in-startups-from-t_b_5663358.html
design in startups from the get-go
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https://local.theonion.com/handshake-comes-in-at-unusually-high-angle-velocity-1819573028
handshake comes in at unusually high angle, velocity
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