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12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Heralds!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oyez! Oyez! The princess now gives audience! Resuming the ducal voice, she continued,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are there complaints, my Lord Seneschal? A pause."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ah,... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yolanda or Mary--it's all one to me. There is not another like you in all the world."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sir, this indignity shall cost you dear,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Which shall it be, Sir Max, Yolanda or the princess?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yolanda,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you sure? Is it Yolanda?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, yes, Yolanda. Thank God! it is Yolanda,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We are to dine privately with the duke at twelve o'clock,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Indeed?"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It lacks but thirty minutes of that time now, and I suppose I shall soon lose you."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, we must go, or we shall be late."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Does the princess dine with you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"val... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are welcome, my Lord Count."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I wish to thank Your Highness for saving my life. I surely had been killed but for your timely help."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Do not thank me, my Lord Count, responded the princess, in cold and measured words."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I shou... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, returned the princess, haughtily,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I remember you so addressed me. I have heard of the person to whom you refer. She is, I believe, a niece of one Castleman, a burgher of Peronne. I know Castleman's daughter--a simple creature, with... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "With Your Grace's permission we will attend to-morrow's morning audience, and will make our answer after Your Lordship has risen."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "To see her face again is like coming back to heaven; isn't it, Karl?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am glad you did not stay with her,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Uncle is at the shop, said Yolanda."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Tante is at a neighbor's, and Twonette, of course, is asleep. We three will sit here on this bench with no one to disturb us, and I shall have you both all to myself. No! There! I'll sit between you. ... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We had a poor dinner, but a kind host, therefore a fine feast. The duke has asked us to go to Switzerland with him. Judging by the enormous sum he offers for our poor services, he must believe that he will need no other help to conquer the Swiss."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yolanda, this princess is nothing to me, and I swear to you that I will never ask her to marry--"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You shall not make that oath, Little Max, she said."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You shall not say that you will never marry her, nor shall you say that you will never marry any one else. You must remain free to choose the right wife when the right time comes. You ... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am almost glad I was wrong, Karl. I would not have Yolanda other than she is. At times, wild thoughts suggest themselves to me; but I am not so weak as to give way to them. I drive them off and clench my teeth, determined to take the misery God doles out to me. I am glad we ar... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Almost three weeks have passed since our message to France, and we have had no answer. What think you, gentlemen, of the delay?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "His Majesty is not in Paris, or delays answering,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "By the Host, ... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you find King Louis at Paris?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I did, my lord."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Paris is but thirty leagues distant, and you certainly have had sufficient time since leaving us to journey across Europe and back. Did not I... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Louis, R."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The fawning hypocrite! he cried."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He thinks to cozen us with his cheap words. The biting insult in his missive is that he takes it for granted that we are so great a fool as to believe him. Even his recommendation of a saint is a lie. Th... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you concluded to join us in our little holiday excursion against these mountain swine?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "We have, my lord. We shall be proud to serve under the banner of so brave a prince,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "answered the du... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Long life to the noble Count of Hapsburg! Burgundy and Styria forever!"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Karl, my duty is clear. I must not return to Peronne. If I do, I fear I shall never leave it."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Farewell, Fräulein,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Fräulein--"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Have you no word for me, Sir Max? she asked pathetically, tears springing to her eyes."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you coming back to me? Have you the right to come into my life as you have done, and to l... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Before God, Fräulein, I will come back to you, if I live."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Charles rejected all overtures, and on the third of March the brave little Swiss army sallied against us,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We have already forwarded instructions to Paris, wrote King Louis,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The energy of pride was going to be pitted against the energy of patriotism."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It was sure to come, said Margaret."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The duke's bravery led him always into danger. It is God's will, and it must be right."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did--did Sir Max come with you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"va... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Some one is waiting for you in the oak room above."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yolanda! Yolanda!"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You kept your word, Little Max. You came back to me."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did you not know that I would come?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ah, indeed, I knew--you are not one that makes a promise to break it. Sometimes it is difficult to ind... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now I am going to ask a promise from you, Fräulein,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It will, I fear, be very easy for you, Max, to induce me to promise anything you wish. It will be all too easy, for I am not strong, as you are."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I shall soon leave you again, Fräulein, and what I wish is of such moment that I--I almost ... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have I your promise, Fräulein?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Y-e-s, she answered hesitatingly,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I will be your wife if--if I can, and if you will take me when you learn who I am. There is no taint of disgrace about me, Max... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The king of France will probably be upon us within a fortnight after he hears the sad news from Nancy."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why do you believe so, uncle?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Because he has waited all his life for this untoward event... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I look to you, Karl, to help me with father."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That I will certainly do, I answered. I could not resist saying:"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We came to Burgundy with the hope of winning the princess. Fortune has opened a d... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The commons offered to help their king with their bodies and their wealth, the nobles with their advice, and the clergy with their prayers."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I have formed a plan that I wish to submit to you, she said."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'll send to King Louis an invitation to visit me here at Peronne, under safeguard. When he comes, I intend to offer to restore all the cities that my father took from him, if... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We will consult with our friends and make answer soon,"
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A message from His Majesty, King Edward of England,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "We are engaged, answered Mary, acting well a difficult part."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Let the herald leave his packet, or deliver it later."
},
{
"from": "g... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "By this treaty, which is simple and straightforward, Your Highness cedes to me certain cities herein named, in perpetuity; and in consideration thereof, I am to be with you friend of friend and foe of foe. I am to aid you in subduing your rebellious subjects, and to sustain you ... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Most humbly I would ask Your Majesty, is this the Cross of Victory?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "By Saint Andrew, My Lord Cardinal, you have committed an error. You have brought me the wrong piece."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whom will Your Highness select for a husband?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "My father sometime had treaty with Duke Frederick of Styria, looking to my marriage with his son Maximilian, and I shall ratify the compact."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Sir Count, you doubtless heard my announcement to the king of France. It was my father's desire at one time to unite Styria and Burgundy by marriage. I myself sent you a letter and a ring that you doubtless still possess. Are you pleased with my offer?"
},
{
"from": "gpt... |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We'll go down by these steps, said the princess, leading us to the open panel."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The way is dark, and you must use care in descending, Sir Count, but this is the nearest way to the ground."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You promised, Sir Max, that you would show no anger when you learned who I was, and you said you would neither lie, steal, nor commit murder."
}
] |
12057 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why don't you leave the room?"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He's a professional grafter."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Who?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The nurseryman."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You know Fatty Schultz the butcher. What do you suppose he weighs?"
},
{
"from": "human",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you ever met my sister, Louisa?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes. She's rather stout, isn't she?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I have another at home--Lena."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why do you call that colored man a blackmaile... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Gee, I just made a bad break,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "This is our latest novelty, said the manufacturer, proudly."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Good work, isn't it?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not bad, replied the visitor,"
},
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I saw some delicious apples growing on a tree this morning. I couldn't reach them, and asked the lady of the house if she would let me take a step-ladder."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did she give it to you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No; but she ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm nearly starved. Just got in from a three-hour trip on the New York Central."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "But couldn't you get anything to eat on the train?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Nope! It was a 'fast' train."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I got your fare, didn't I?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I believe not, the facetious passenger replied."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I think I saw you ring it up."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am told, said she, saucily,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "To prove that the assertion is calumnious, replied he,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I have only to do this."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is this a fire insurance office?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, sir; can we write you some insurance?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Perhaps you can. You see, my employer threatens to fire me next Saturday, and I'd like some protection."
},
{
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Nature never allows anything to run to waist."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Humph! You've never seen a Vermont girl of forty."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What's the matter here?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Man broke his neck."
},
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Peckhen has arrived safe. I just received a cablegram from him."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did he have a rough voyage?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No; his wife didn't go."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, live and let live, my man."
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A telephone girl always reminds me of a pictured saint."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "There is a continual 'hello' around her head."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You haven't a cent, and yet wish to marry Miss Bilyan. Don't you expect her father to kick you out?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, no I intend to go before the footlights."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you think that as a rule people who attend theaters are superstitious?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Do I think so? I know it. I have seen people sit for an hour waiting for a ghost to walk."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "For that matter the actors ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is it raining, girls?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, broke in Cumso;"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Boy, can you direct me to the bank?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I kin for a quarter."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A quarter! Isn't that high pay?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, sir; but it's bank directors what gits high pay, you s... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is the difference between the admission to a dime museum and the admission to Sing Sing?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Don't know. What?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "One is ten cents and the other is sentence."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"v... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I must admit, said the mannish girl,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes. I do, replied the girly girl, frankly,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My friend, said the long-coated old man, solemnly,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sir, replied the young man,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Young man!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm employed in the sheriffs office."
},
{
"from":... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What do you mean?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No tick here."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You look, said the jay, from a safe distance,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, the hawk admitted,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Women, my boy, said a parent to his son,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": ""
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It is queer, murmured the boy,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Would you, said the reporter who gets novel interviews,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "My bank-book."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You were thrown out? remarked the ash barrel."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's what you get for being cr... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I have such an indulgent husband!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, so Justin tells me, but he sometimes indulges too much, doesn't he?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "They caught the burglars that robbed the hotel last night."
},
{
"from": "gp... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, that's true benevolence."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, it ain't, said the boy, somewhat indignant,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ya-as, I've just come back from Ireland--County Cork. Ever been to Cork?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No--but I've seen a good many drawings of it."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is love?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "A fresh egg."
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hush, not so loud! We're having a conference of the powers."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Eh! Who is conferring?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My wife, my mother-in-law and the cook."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I saw De Castro, the magi... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You used to call me the light of your life."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ah, but I had no idea then how much it would cost to keep it burning."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How did you make your money, Ike?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I want to be an angel."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Just wait till you've backed one or two 'stars,' and you'll change that tune my boy."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What are you going to do with your boy?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I don't know; I'm afraid he is a bad egg."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In that case he might do for an actor."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is the proprietor in? asked the visitor to the planing mill."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I want to order some doors."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He's in, replied the smart office boy,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did the minister say... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What in the world shall I do with the baby, John? She's crying for the moon."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's nothing. Wait till she's eighteen and she'll want the earth."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The man who was run over by the cars the other... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In one way the clock makers are independent of labor troubles."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's very fortunate, isn't it, said his wife innocently,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Simply because in clock works the hands never strike."
},
{
"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Got a dollar?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Where's the last dollar I gave you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Gone."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I thought I told you to make it go as far as you could."
},
{
"from": "human",
"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That Jersey murderer was clever to get off as he did, wasn't he?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What was his plea--insanity?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, malaria."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I've been married five years, and I've go... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Corbett and Fitzsimmons will never fight again."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Because they can not get gloves to Fitzsimmons."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "There is but one thing, said the professor of medicine, gravely,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And that is, sir?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It is always fatal."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Did you hear about Miss Jones?"
},
{
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you not sick of hearing everybody sing that popular song?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not I."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Heavens! How can you stand it?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I wrote the song."
},
{
"from": "human",... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It must have taken Daniel Webster a long time to compile the dictionary; don't you think so?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Daniel? You mean Noah, don't you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now don't be silly. Noah built the ark."
},
{
"from": "g... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why do you call him 'Mr. Gimlet?' That isn't his name."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I know. But he's such a bore!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You have noticed, I suppose, that the balance of trade, so far as your country and ours are concerned, is ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you go into any of the New York restaurants?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No. I got into what I thought was one and I heard a feller call for Saratoga chips and I knew 'twas a gamblin'-den and got out quick."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The word... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I understand that Cholly went hunting the other day. What did he hit?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Nothing."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, I heard he shot himself in the foot."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's what I said."
},
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you the photographer?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes sir."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you take children's pictures?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes sir."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How much do you charge?"
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When were walking-sticks first invented?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When Eve presented Adam with a little Cain."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Pat, said one Catholic friend to another,"
},
{
"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, well, Ould Nick must be pullin' it wid a string."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Where are you working now?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm working down in a match factory."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "How is business?"
},
{
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Where are you going, my pretty maid?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Out automobiling, sir,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "May I go with you, my pretty maid?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "If you can steer the old thing, you may,"
},
{
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am not quite satisfied with your references."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Naythur am I, mum; but they's the best I could get!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What are you writing such a big hand for, Pat?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Wh... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, Pat, and how is that bull-pup of yours doing?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, he's dead! The illigant baste wint an' swallowed a tape-measure!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, I see! He died by inches, then?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "John you're the most unreasonable man I ever met in my life."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I don't doubt it. I'm the only one that ever married you."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Since I've been married I don't get half enough to eat."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, you must remember that we are one now."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What man in the army wore the biggest hat?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Charming widow, isn't she? They say she is to marry again."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I wouldn't want to be a widow's second husband."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, I'd rather be a widow's second husband than her first, doncher-know."
},
{... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Say, pop, do people take snuff nowadays?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sometimes, my son."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, then its all right?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What is all right?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And what is marriage?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, marriage is the death of them."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Aristotle"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am quite surprised, Mr. Meeker, to account for your wife's knowledge of parliam... |
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