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22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You have a bad cold, he said."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I have, she replied huskily."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am so hoarse that if you attempted to kiss me I couldn't even scream."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Don't talk to me about compulsory vaccination! exclaimed the man who had his arm in a sling."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm sore on that subject."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What is your idea of happiness?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Nothing to do and lots of time to do it in."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I've been pondering over a very singular thing."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What is it?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How putting a ring on a woman's third finger should place you under that woman's thumb."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, we do loop the loop occasionally."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The house a lawyer once enjoy'd, Now to a smith doth pass; How naturally the _iron_ age Succeeds the _... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "undt"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Imbegunious is ven a man has got no more money, undt"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you fond of tea?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes; but I like the next letter better."
},
{
"from": "human"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, what sort of a book would you like--a book of poems, for instance?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No; a bank-book."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That sounds like the charity bawl,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You don't say so!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, sir; I've got an incurable case of heart disease now."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can't we have pies like mother used to bake? At last she cried:"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Of cour... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Castles in the air are walled in by fancy, remarked the poet."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Faith, I'd prefer a _rale_ fence,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh! let me sleep, the irate dame rejoined,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What a fearful night I had when I drew this gun the first time!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When was it?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Night before last at the raf... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "There goes a man who leads in letters."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Ah, indeed! What's his name?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A.A. Adams."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The Sheriff's been here with some worence."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Fred and Mabel are not on speaking terms any more."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why, I thought they were engaged."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "So they are. They just sit for hours and hold each other's hands."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm very much surprised, quoth Harry,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That Jane a gambler should marry."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm not at all, her sister says,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You know he has such _winning ways_!"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I want to have a pichtur taken av meself an' me bruther. How much?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "All right, said Pat."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Will you take it now?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Where is your brother? asked the photo... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What must a man be that he shall be buried with military honors?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He must be a captain."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Then I lose the bet."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What did you bet?"
},
{
"from": ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, Arthur, you didn't get shaved to-day."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Too bad they can't train cats to understand baseball, remarked the fat man to his neighbor on the bleachers."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "They'd make ideal umpires. One life for... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Who's all write?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Slowpay."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Only a silver watch, said the pawnbroker."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The last time I advanced you money on your watch it had a solid gold case."
},... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "For what reason?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Because I do not wish any grave-robber to dig up your body."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How will the planting of violets upon my grave prevent them from digging me up?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, I see Admiral Dewey's rank is reduced."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What is he, a commodore?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "A captain?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No."
},
{
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My dear, what makes you always yawn? The wife exclaimed, her temper gone,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Is home so dull and dreary?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Not so, my love, he said,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not so; But man and ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I see villainy in your face,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "May it please your honor, said the latter,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can you give me a front room on the first floor?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Can I give it to you?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, that is what I remarked."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's queer, said the clerk,"
},
{
"fr... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I don't think my religion will be any obstacle to your church, he urged;"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am a spiritualist."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I am afraid it will, she replied"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Pa is a prohibitionis... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My face is my fortune, sir,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I understand that Judge Brown is breaking up housekeeping."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That can't be. He's very busy these days deciding divorce cases."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, isn't that what I said?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"val... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I'm not surprised that hair-dressers feel so much at ease in the society of the great."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You're not?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No; they are surrounded at home by any number of big-wigs."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pa, has a cat got nine lives?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, so we are told. Why do you ask?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, then, Mr. Brown's tabby's got eight coming to her."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What became of that girl... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's a dridful bother to me that I have to be sewing buttons on me own clothes. If I was only a married man I'd ask me woife niver to allow our son to grow up an ould batchler like his fayther."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Your rent I must raise, I'm so plaguily pinch'd for the pelf."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Raise my rent! replies Thomas;"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Thank you, lady, but I'm a married man. Lady nervously looks at the title, and reading,"
},
{
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You're just a bird!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Then, Johnnie, dear, said she,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If all is true that I have heard, A bottle goes with me."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Vaccine."
},
{
"from": "human",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Gambling's a terrible vice, But one thing I know, This matching for dough Is a thing that's exceedingly nice."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "We eat all we can and can all we can't."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'd like to see your father, Tommy, if he isn't engaged."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He is; but what is the matter with Clara? She isn't engaged."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Are you engaged? inquired the lady of Bridget at the intelligence office."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, mum, but I have regular company for four nights o' the week."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, dear, this is one of those 'perfume' concerts t... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "There's one peculiar feature about the trust business."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Those interested in it don't need it."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Don't need what?"
},
{
"from": "human",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Some men are easily satisfied, remarked the Observer of Events and Things."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "There is the clock-maker, for instance, he never gets any extra pay, and yet every day he works overtime."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I have no ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You have been losing flesh lately, haven't you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, I've been shaving myself."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Willie, tell me how you would make a maltese cross."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Step on his tail, mum."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Look here, waiter, do you call this a spring chicken? By the lord Harry, it is as tough as a mother-in-law's tongue.... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know, I started in life as a barefooted boy?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, I'll tell you I wasn't born with shoes on."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Sthop, will ye, Murphy? Oi want to coom up again."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Phat for?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oi'll Show ye. Af ye don't sthop lettin' me doon, Oi'll cut the rope."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Crystal, because s... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A striking likeness!"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Does your mother know your route?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I will not sit that way! angrily screamed the obstinate lady in the photographer's gallery."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I can't, and I won't; so there!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Will the coming man use both arms? asks a scientist."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, if he can trust the girl to handle the reins."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I hear Smith, the sea captain, is in hard luck. He married a girl and she ran away from... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The barkeep, my son."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How many are twice two, Jackey?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Tervice two ish six."
},
{
"from": "hu... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I wonder why blondes are always anxious to be wedded?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I guess it is because they're naturally light-headed."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know the nature of an oath, ma'am? inquired the judge."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, I reckon I orter, was the reply."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My husband drives a canal boat."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Young Dudel's b... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The Soldier Boy."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Can I sell you a nice cheap trunk to-day?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And what the dickens do Oi be after wantin' a thrunk?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "To put your clothes in, of course!"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are making yourself rather officious in this crowd, said a burly policeman to a notorious pickpocket."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am only trying to dis-purse them,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Please help the blind."
},
{
"from": "gpt... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "lives; but, in Chicago, the"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "She gave me a turndown."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Are any of the colors discernible to t... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you got any name for those scales of yours?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I never heard of scales having a name."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Well, you ought to call your scales Ambush. You see, they are always lying in weight."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What makes your sister so stout now, she used to be very thin?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "She's working down in a photographer's."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, how does that make any difference?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well,... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The Automobile?"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You should sleep on your right side, madam."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I really can't do it, doctor; my husband talks in his sleep, and I can't hear a thing with my left ear."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That a new jail should be built, that this be done out of the material of the old one, and the old jail to be used until the new one be completed."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The windows in our new church are stained."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You say his wife's a brunette? I thought he married a blonde."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He did, but she dyed."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Miss Prim is a very proper young lady."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes; she wouldn't even ac... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "People who live in glass houses Should always"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, the team is quite a good one, Mr. Horsley, he said as he returned the livery man's brag team,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": ""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It's been a coal day when you're left, said the kindling-wood to the cinder."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You're too chip-per, replied the cinder to the kindling wood."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Go to blazes,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"valu... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, the bare idea!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Of what, dear?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Telling the naked truth!"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That, said the loaf, pointing to the oven,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He is stuck on the honeycomb, And suits her to a tea, I used to be in love myself, But the cream has soured on me."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why do you call your dog hardware?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Because when I go to whip him he makes a ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Fresh every hour."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "If, said the druggist,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Excuse me, rejoined the customer,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you know, George, Papa thinks you are a literary man."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Where did he get that idea?"
},
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What do you mean by referring to Miss Elderly as a pall-bearer?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "She sits around all day long with a green parrot on her shoulder. I don't like such Poll-bearers."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did you ever hear about the two holes in our back-yard?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well! Well!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Old Jones was killed last night by a dew-drop."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Must have been a very heavy one."... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you dyspepsia."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And what part is that?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The hole in the middle!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "And you really believe that... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What's the matter, John? You look kind o' weather-beaten this morning."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's exactly what I am. I bet five dollars it would rain yesterday, and it didn't!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Can you swim, little boy?"
},
{... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He gave me an army-and-navy kiss."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "What kind is that?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, rapid fire--sixty a minute!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a r... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you go to church to hear the sermon or the music, Maude?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I go for the hims,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "That tenor of yours has a marvelous voice. He can hold one of his notes for half a minute."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Shucks! I've held one of his notes for two years."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The same thing that happened to me--An ass spoke t... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'm not sure, ma'am, replied the careful domestic,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you much room in your new flat?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why, they asked him,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Because, he replied, with a right regal chuckle,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I could not earn the surname of 'The Great' were I not careful to keep my wits about me."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, please don't do it, Harry, she said."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "You know father doesn't want you hanging around here."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a juror where the penalty is death?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I have."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What, is your objection?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I do not desire to die."
}... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Paw, can an honest man play poker?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, Tommy; but he can't win anything."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Why so glum, Blumly? Anything gone wrong?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, I've just lost two of my be... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Hey, boy, where's your brother?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "In the barn, shoein' horses."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Where's your mother?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "In the back yard, shooin' chickens."
},
{
"from": "human",... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Betty, why do you sit up at this hour of the night darning your stockings? said mother, sharply;"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, yes, laughed Betty,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Now, why, remarked the little dog, in speaking to the tree,"
},
{
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Did he leave you much?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Nearly every night,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Here _lies_ poor Sam: and what is strange, Grim death has worked in him a change---- He _always lied_ and always will, He once lied loud and now lies _still_."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I'd like to see your mistress. Is she engaged?"
},
{
"from": "human",... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Me eyes is crossed, sighed Kate."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "No, love,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Not crossed, cried Pat."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Be jaber, 'Tis jist that aich is jealous of The beauty av its neighbor."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is that what you do at home?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Oh, no, answered the boy quickly,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pa, said little Willie, who had been reading a treatise on phrenology,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Why--er--a railroad collision, I suppose,"
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Charley, dear, said young Mrs. Torkins,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I hope you are not going into politics."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What made you think of that?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I heard you talking in your sleep about... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I think this a lovely hat you bought me, George, but really it's a sin to pay $50.00 for it."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, the sin is on your own head, not mine."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How did you cure your boy of swearing?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "By the laying on of hands, principally."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ma, what is a Panama man called?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "A Panaman, Johnny."
},
{
"fr... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Passengers are requested to cross over the railway by the subway."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When this board is under water the river is unpassable."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "He seems to have gone to the bad completely."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes; I believe he found himself between the devil and the deep sea, and he realized that he couldn't swim."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I hate a liar, Wiggins cried, Said Jiggins,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Then 'twould seem You really ought to try and hide Your lack of self-esteem."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Kind lady, remarked the weary wayfarer,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "How beautiful is nature! Said the young man,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, quite true; Then, added, as he viewed her complexion,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "And art is quite beautiful, too."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "How to make... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dearest, whispered Cordelia, after she had captured the coveted solitaire,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I have a confession to make. I am a cooking school graduate."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, well, he rejoined, after the manner of one resigned... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I remember your face perfectly, miss, but your name has escaped me."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I don't wonder. It escaped me three years ago. I am married now."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "These verses make no sense, said she;"
},
{
"from"... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Do you think the things one eats have a direct effect on one's disposition?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Well, rather. We had Indian meal pudding so often at our house that everybody got savage."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I once saw a man at a mee... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove! Don't you think that was a good deal?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Yes, but they threw in a cook with it: she was warranted to stay two years!"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Where are you going, my pretty maid?"
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You never bought a gold brick, did you?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Not exactly, answered Mr. Cumrox."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "But I once came mighty near having a French count for a son-in-law."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "I was always told to stand for the weak."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "That's nothing, my wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime."
}
] |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is a howling dog a sign of death? Said Doolittle to Dunn."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Of course it is, if the dog will wait Until I get my gun."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "No, indeed, she said,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I can neve... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "What sort of labor is best paid in this country?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Field labor,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Is that a fact?"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Sure, replied the other."
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Noah's wife, wrote one boy,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": ""
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Water, wrote another,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": ""
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Lava, replied a third youth,"
},
{
"from": ... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes, dear, said the petted young wife, examining her Christmas gift,"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Of course, my dear, replied the diplomat husband,"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Shure, it's married I am, said Murphy."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
22495 | Unknown Title | Unknown Author | [
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oh, shoot!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "How is your house heated?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "By hot air."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Hot air?"
},
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Yes--the landlord's."
},
{
"from": "g... |
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