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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You have a bad cold, he said." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have, she replied huskily." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I am so hoarse that if you attempted to kiss me I couldn't even scream." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Don't talk to me about compulsory vaccination! exclaimed the man who had his arm in a sling." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'm sore on that subject." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What is your idea of happiness?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nothing to do and lots of time to do it in." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I've been pondering over a very singular thing." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What is it?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "How putting a ring on a woman's third finger should place you under that woman's thumb." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I am told lynching is a pastime in this section." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well, we do loop the loop occasionally." }, { "from": "human", "value": "The house a lawyer once enjoy'd, Now to a smith doth pass; How naturally the _iron_ age Succeeds the _...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "undt" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Imbegunious is ven a man has got no more money, undt" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Are you fond of tea?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes; but I like the next letter better." }, { "from": "human"...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Well, what sort of a book would you like--a book of poems, for instance?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "No; a bank-book." }, { "from": "human", "value": "That sounds like the charity bawl," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You don't say so!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, sir; I've got an incurable case of heart disease now." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Can't we have pies like mother used to bake? At last she cried:" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Of cour...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Castles in the air are walled in by fancy, remarked the poet." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Faith, I'd prefer a _rale_ fence," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Oh! let me sleep, the irate dame rejoined," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What a fearful night I had when I drew this gun the first time!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "When was it?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Night before last at the raf...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "There goes a man who leads in letters." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ah, indeed! What's his name?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "A.A. Adams." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "The Sheriff's been here with some worence." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Fred and Mabel are not on speaking terms any more." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Why, I thought they were engaged." }, { "from": "human", "value": "So they are. They just sit for hours and hold each other's hands." }, { "from": "gpt", "value"...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm very much surprised, quoth Harry," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That Jane a gambler should marry." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I'm not at all, her sister says," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You know he has such _winning ways_!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I want to have a pichtur taken av meself an' me bruther. How much?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "All right, said Pat." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Will you take it now?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Where is your brother? asked the photo...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What must a man be that he shall be buried with military honors?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "He must be a captain." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Then I lose the bet." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What did you bet?" }, { "from": ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Why, Arthur, you didn't get shaved to-day." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Too bad they can't train cats to understand baseball, remarked the fat man to his neighbor on the bleachers." }, { "from": "human", "value": "They'd make ideal umpires. One life for...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who's all write?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Slowpay." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Only a silver watch, said the pawnbroker." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The last time I advanced you money on your watch it had a solid gold case." },...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "For what reason?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Because I do not wish any grave-robber to dig up your body." }, { "from": "human", "value": "How will the planting of violets upon my grave prevent them from digging me up?" }, { "from": "gpt", "...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Well, I see Admiral Dewey's rank is reduced." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What is he, a commodore?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "No." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A captain?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "No." }, { ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "My dear, what makes you always yawn? The wife exclaimed, her temper gone," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Is home so dull and dreary?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Not so, my love, he said," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Not so; But man and ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I see villainy in your face," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "May it please your honor, said the latter," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Can you give me a front room on the first floor?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Can I give it to you?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Yes, that is what I remarked." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That's queer, said the clerk," }, { "fr...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I don't think my religion will be any obstacle to your church, he urged;" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I am a spiritualist." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I am afraid it will, she replied" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Pa is a prohibitionis...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "My face is my fortune, sir," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I understand that Judge Brown is breaking up housekeeping." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That can't be. He's very busy these days deciding divorce cases." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Well, isn't that what I said?" }, { "from": "gpt", "val...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm not surprised that hair-dressers feel so much at ease in the society of the great." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You're not?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "No; they are surrounded at home by any number of big-wigs." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Pa, has a cat got nine lives?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, so we are told. Why do you ask?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Well, then, Mr. Brown's tabby's got eight coming to her." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What became of that girl...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's a dridful bother to me that I have to be sewing buttons on me own clothes. If I was only a married man I'd ask me woife niver to allow our son to grow up an ould batchler like his fayther." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Your rent I must raise, I'm so plaguily pinch'd for the pelf." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Raise my rent! replies Thomas;" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Thank you, lady, but I'm a married man. Lady nervously looks at the title, and reading," }, { ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You're just a bird!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Then, Johnnie, dear, said she," }, { "from": "human", "value": "If all is true that I have heard, A bottle goes with me." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Vaccine." }, { "from": "human", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Gambling's a terrible vice, But one thing I know, This matching for dough Is a thing that's exceedingly nice." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "We eat all we can and can all we can't." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'd like to see your father, Tommy, if he isn't engaged." }, { "from": "human", "value": "He is; but what is the matter with Clara? She isn't engaged." }, { "from": "gpt", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Are you engaged? inquired the lady of Bridget at the intelligence office." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "No, mum, but I have regular company for four nights o' the week." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Yes, dear, this is one of those 'perfume' concerts t...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "There's one peculiar feature about the trust business." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Those interested in it don't need it." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Don't need what?" }, { "from": "human", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Some men are easily satisfied, remarked the Observer of Events and Things." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There is the clock-maker, for instance, he never gets any extra pay, and yet every day he works overtime." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I have no ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You have been losing flesh lately, haven't you?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, I've been shaving myself." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Willie, tell me how you would make a maltese cross." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Step on his tail, mum." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Look here, waiter, do you call this a spring chicken? By the lord Harry, it is as tough as a mother-in-law's tongue....
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Do you know, I started in life as a barefooted boy?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well, I'll tell you I wasn't born with shoes on." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Sthop, will ye, Murphy? Oi want to coom up again." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Phat for?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Oi'll Show ye. Af ye don't sthop lettin' me doon, Oi'll cut the rope." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Crystal, because s...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "A striking likeness!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Does your mother know your route?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I will not sit that way! angrily screamed the obstinate lady in the photographer's gallery." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I can't, and I won't; so there!" }, { "from": "gpt", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Will the coming man use both arms? asks a scientist." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, if he can trust the girl to handle the reins." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I hear Smith, the sea captain, is in hard luck. He married a girl and she ran away from...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What makes so much froth in a glass of beer, pa?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The barkeep, my son." }, { "from": "human", "value": "How many are twice two, Jackey?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Tervice two ish six." }, { "from": "hu...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I wonder why blondes are always anxious to be wedded?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I guess it is because they're naturally light-headed." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Do you know the nature of an oath, ma'am? inquired the judge." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well, I reckon I orter, was the reply." }, { "from": "human", "value": "My husband drives a canal boat." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Young Dudel's b...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "The Soldier Boy." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Can I sell you a nice cheap trunk to-day?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "And what the dickens do Oi be after wantin' a thrunk?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "To put your clothes in, of course!"...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You are making yourself rather officious in this crowd, said a burly policeman to a notorious pickpocket." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I am only trying to dis-purse them," }, { "from": "human", "value": "Please help the blind." }, { "from": "gpt...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "lives; but, in Chicago, the" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What did de lady do when yer asked her for an old collar?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "She gave me a turndown." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Are any of the colors discernible to t...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Have you got any name for those scales of yours?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I never heard of scales having a name." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Well, you ought to call your scales Ambush. You see, they are always lying in weight." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What makes your sister so stout now, she used to be very thin?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "She's working down in a photographer's." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Why, how does that make any difference?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well,...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "The Automobile?" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You should sleep on your right side, madam." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I really can't do it, doctor; my husband talks in his sleep, and I can't hear a thing with my left ear." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "That a new jail should be built, that this be done out of the material of the old one, and the old jail to be used until the new one be completed." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The windows in our new church are stained." }, { "from": "human", "value": "A...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You say his wife's a brunette? I thought he married a blonde." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "He did, but she dyed." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Miss Prim is a very proper young lady." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes; she wouldn't even ac...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "People who live in glass houses Should always" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, the team is quite a good one, Mr. Horsley, he said as he returned the livery man's brag team," }, { "from": "human", "value": "" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's been a coal day when you're left, said the kindling-wood to the cinder." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You're too chip-per, replied the cinder to the kindling wood." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Go to blazes," }, { "from": "gpt", "valu...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Why, the bare idea!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Of what, dear?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Telling the naked truth!" } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "That, said the loaf, pointing to the oven," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "He is stuck on the honeycomb, And suits her to a tea, I used to be in love myself, But the cream has soured on me." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Why do you call your dog hardware?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Because when I go to whip him he makes a ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Fresh every hour." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "If, said the druggist," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Excuse me, rejoined the customer," }, { "from": "human", "value": "Do you know, George, Papa thinks you are a literary man." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Where did he get that idea?" }, ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What do you mean by referring to Miss Elderly as a pall-bearer?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "She sits around all day long with a green parrot on her shoulder. I don't like such Poll-bearers." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Did you ever hear about the two holes in our back-yard?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well! Well!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Old Jones was killed last night by a dew-drop." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Must have been a very heavy one."...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yes, there is one part of the dough-nut that wouldn't give you dyspepsia." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And what part is that?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "The hole in the middle!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And you really believe that...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What's the matter, John? You look kind o' weather-beaten this morning." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That's exactly what I am. I bet five dollars it would rain yesterday, and it didn't!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Can you swim, little boy?" }, {...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "He gave me an army-and-navy kiss." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What kind is that?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Oh, rapid fire--sixty a minute!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a r...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Do you go to church to hear the sermon or the music, Maude?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I go for the hims," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "That tenor of yours has a marvelous voice. He can hold one of his notes for half a minute." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Shucks! I've held one of his notes for two years." }, { "from": "human", "value": "The same thing that happened to me--An ass spoke t...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Do you happen to know anything of your master's whereabouts?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'm not sure, ma'am, replied the careful domestic," }, { "from": "human", "value": "Have you much room in your new flat?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Why, they asked him," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Because, he replied, with a right regal chuckle," }, { "from": "human", "value": "I could not earn the surname of 'The Great' were I not careful to keep my wits about me." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Oh, please don't do it, Harry, she said." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You know father doesn't want you hanging around here." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a juror where the penalty is death?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have." }, { "from": "human", "value": "What, is your objection?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I do not desire to die." }...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Paw, can an honest man play poker?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, Tommy; but he can't win anything." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Why so glum, Blumly? Anything gone wrong?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, I've just lost two of my be...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey, boy, where's your brother?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "In the barn, shoein' horses." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Where's your mother?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "In the back yard, shooin' chickens." }, { "from": "human",...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Betty, why do you sit up at this hour of the night darning your stockings? said mother, sharply;" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh, yes, laughed Betty," }, { "from": "human", "value": "Now, why, remarked the little dog, in speaking to the tree," }, { ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Did he leave you much?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nearly every night," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Here _lies_ poor Sam: and what is strange, Grim death has worked in him a change---- He _always lied_ and always will, He once lied loud and now lies _still_." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'd like to see your mistress. Is she engaged?" }, { "from": "human",...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Me eyes is crossed, sighed Kate." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "No, love," }, { "from": "human", "value": "Not crossed, cried Pat." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Be jaber, 'Tis jist that aich is jealous of The beauty av its neighbor." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is that what you do at home?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh, no, answered the boy quickly," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Pa, said little Willie, who had been reading a treatise on phrenology," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Why--er--a railroad collision, I suppose," } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Charley, dear, said young Mrs. Torkins," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I hope you are not going into politics." }, { "from": "human", "value": "What made you think of that?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I heard you talking in your sleep about...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I think this a lovely hat you bought me, George, but really it's a sin to pay $50.00 for it." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well, the sin is on your own head, not mine." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "How did you cure your boy of swearing?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "By the laying on of hands, principally." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Ma, what is a Panama man called?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Panaman, Johnny." }, { "fr...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Passengers are requested to cross over the railway by the subway." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "When this board is under water the river is unpassable." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "He seems to have gone to the bad completely." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes; I believe he found himself between the devil and the deep sea, and he realized that he couldn't swim." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I hate a liar, Wiggins cried, Said Jiggins," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Then 'twould seem You really ought to try and hide Your lack of self-esteem." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Kind lady, remarked the weary wayfarer," }, { "from": "gpt", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "How beautiful is nature! Said the young man," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, quite true; Then, added, as he viewed her complexion," }, { "from": "human", "value": "And art is quite beautiful, too." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How to make...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Dearest, whispered Cordelia, after she had captured the coveted solitaire," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have a confession to make. I am a cooking school graduate." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Oh, well, he rejoined, after the manner of one resigned...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I remember your face perfectly, miss, but your name has escaped me." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I don't wonder. It escaped me three years ago. I am married now." }, { "from": "human", "value": "These verses make no sense, said she;" }, { "from"...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Do you think the things one eats have a direct effect on one's disposition?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well, rather. We had Indian meal pudding so often at our house that everybody got savage." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I once saw a man at a mee...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "So you paid $1,000 for a cook stove! Don't you think that was a good deal?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes, but they threw in a cook with it: she was warranted to stay two years!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Where are you going, my pretty maid?" ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "You never bought a gold brick, did you?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Not exactly, answered Mr. Cumrox." }, { "from": "human", "value": "But I once came mighty near having a French count for a son-in-law." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I was always told to stand for the weak." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That's nothing, my wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime." } ]
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is a howling dog a sign of death? Said Doolittle to Dunn." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Of course it is, if the dog will wait Until I get my gun." }, { "from": "human", "value": "No, indeed, she said," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I can neve...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "What sort of labor is best paid in this country?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Field labor," }, { "from": "human", "value": "Is that a fact?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sure, replied the other." }, { "from": "human", "value": "...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Noah's wife, wrote one boy," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Water, wrote another," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Lava, replied a third youth," }, { "from": ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yes, dear, said the petted young wife, examining her Christmas gift," }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Of course, my dear, replied the diplomat husband," }, { "from": "human", "value": "Shure, it's married I am, said Murphy." }, { "from": "gpt", ...
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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Oh, shoot!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How is your house heated?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "By hot air." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hot air?" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Yes--the landlord's." }, { "from": "g...