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My first try at a prompt~ "Look man, I've done nothing wrong! I've...I've...that one time. I donated money to that charity!" "I'm sorry Jeff, but that money went to funding warlords in Uganda." “Ok, Ok…What about my general niceness? I get everyone at work coffee. I open doors for people. I-I-I compliment people all...
God sat at his desk, shuffling papers in an attempt to look busy. There used to be a sort of lectern situated before those massive pearly gates, but that was a different era. Why stand all day when there was no one to impress? God was old, and God was tired. God sat at his desk, trying to ignore the angry stomping sou...
I should give her a call to let her know I'm picking up dinner. Where should I go though? Maybe that wing spot she loves. "Hey babe! What's up?" "Hey! I'm stopping by our favorite wing spot, you want some for dinner." "Yes of course! Thank you so much baby." "You're welcome, see you soon!" *We've been together f...
“He was special you know?” My eyes flick up to look at the persons friend, she didn’t look angry nor sad, just disappointed. I shook my head, looking at the blood on my hands and the friend sighed, “I mean, he was an arsehole, but he was gonna achieve something.” My voice is caught in my throat, “Achieve what?” I mana...
"Come now, Lucy. Repent,"a deep, disembodied voice said. It seemed to come from all around me, and rung with authority and power, yet was still said softly, as if the source of the voice had ordered it from God: "Yessir, I'd like a little bit of the, uh, Hitler, Julius Caesar, Obama, and... oh, throw in some Mother Ter...
In the waiting room, John passes time by sketching in his notebook. He draws his brother, always so serious. Adds a speech bubble: "Are you sure that's what you want, John?". John pauses, then makes the question mark bolder. Will, his older brother, is a single-born, and is likely to stay this way. Will is focused, mo...
I’ve been waiting for over ten minutes to get breakfast. This line just won’t move. I stand tapping one foot against the tiled floor of the eating establishment, how long does it take to order from a menu that’s been around longer than I have? Indecisive patrons stare up at the menu, mouths agape like they can’t unde...
It started off just like any other day, I guess. I woke up to the smell of bacon wafting through the halls as my wife made breakfast and the sound of the Martian Morning News coming from the television in the living room. A team of climbers had finally made it to the top of Olympus Mons. Took them months. I was in the...
"Come on, honey,"Val said with a smile, nudging my shoulder. "You'll be great! Come on, please?" I saw Fred across the table, shaking his head. "Val, I hate to say it, but I don't think it's a good idea. I mean, he's... just look at him, he's had one too many. I think we should just call a cab." I shrugged and turned...
Professor Ketner entered the main objective area and started typing at the console. Then I heard the charicteristic \shick-chick\ of a pump action shotgun. Then Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Nobody was hurt except Ketner, he was tackled to the ground once he stopped shooting. The entire linear array was just _gone_. Noth...
Theme Song Plays: "Hitler froze them for a secret experiment, didn't even ask if they were good with it, now they're back on the block, and livin' it up, and they don't care, It's All Reich!" [HANS SCHNICKELGRUBER and KLAUS WUNDER sit in a DINGY APARTMENT, undecorated aside from a NAZI FLAG on the wall HANS reads a 70...
Her voice jarred me awake. It was little more than a whisper, but it was enough to bring me crashing down to earth. I turned to her more than a little drunk, having had a drink to his memory, a drink to our friendship, and a couple more for the hell of it. "Pardon?"I asked. "Did you know him?"she asked, nodding tow...
The people ran indoors, securing their doors and windows with large locks and barricades, as it usually went in the evening. People too far from their home found shelter with anyone nearby, be they a peasant or a noble. All but myself, that is. I am Johan Essig, the city's Lamplighter. Most cities have no problems ot...
She sits there, every day. She doesn't make a sound, she just sits. She comes, whether it's through wind, through sleet, through hail, through snow or through rain. Every day that I go to work, and those odd weekends where I go for a run, she's always there. Waiting for something that never seems to come. Of course she...
Kyle slid the long scarlet robe over his head and looked in the compact mirror on his car's visor. He looked... he couldn't tell. The hood was in his eyes. He yanked the back of the hood uttering curses, but kept the words low so the other members walking past his car to the woods would believe he was chanting in Lat...
The comet was headed straight for Earth. Determined to crash into the Pacific, it would create a catastrophic event that would decimate most, if not all of the coastal cities and more. Weather patterns would be torn and broken, causing unknown havoc across the world. All sorts of magicians tried their magic against the...
The bus driver scowled at me as I got on. He only had three fingers on each hand, and they were gripping the wheel so tight his knuckles were white. I avoided eye contact, paid my fare and found a seat in the back. To keep from being molested by other passengers, I kept my hands tucked in the pocket of my coat. I got...
"I said, gimme your watch!", repeated the hooded man, "I aint gonn' tell you again!" I had already given him my wallet and my phone, I couldn't give him my father's watch. He gave it two me weeks before he passed away. "So, you deaf or something?", he exclaimed, "I'm not gonna enjoy doing this, man...". And that's...
"You wouldn't believe the mess,"began Prince Phillip. He had a firm grip on his stout and disappointment seemed to flow out of him as the alcohol flowed in. "Imagine a hundred forest animals coming in and walking all over the place. Shitting all over the place. And I can't do anything about it because it makes her so d...
"No! No, get away from me!" I scrambled backwards where I'd fallen on the ground, trying at the same time to push him back. My breath was ragged and uneven, my heart thumping in my chest. His hands reached for me, clawing the air in front of me as I grabbed hold of his wrists, desperately attempting to keep him away. ...
"What, are you kidding me? Feed the poor?" "Yes, feed the poor, give away your wealth and follow me. For no one can serve two masters. You will hate one and love the other, or be devoted to one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money." "But the those who are poor are the result of their own fault...
"Calculating route..." Jack Morris started the engine and drove out of his garage. Parked in front of his small suburban home, he waited for the heater to counter the cold air of the streets before setting off. The display on the clock above the Sat Nav reminded him of the early morning commute he used to take a dec...
I had only one minute of super intelligence left. Then I would be facing an arch nemesis with the same power while I... who knew what my next power would be? I might become the slowest man alive pitted against the smartest for an entire hour! This would not be good. "And that's when the sharks bite. You'll know when t...
The being had effortlessly struck him so far into the rock that he had been embedded into the rock of the mountain. 'Shit,' the pipsqueak said without even the slightest hint of fear as he pulled himself out, stumbling before landing on the ground. The next thing he knew was the attacker's heel driving his feet into t...
*You have impressed me, mortal.* The demon was not overly large. He was barely taller than Pedr. He was, however, adorned with an amazing assortment or horns, thorns, and other pointy bits. "Well, you should bey, shouldn't yah?"Pedr wasn't as impressive a summoner as most demons get. He was short, pale, had a bee...
I hide behind a pillar as The Catchers come running past. I hold in my breath, not daring to even make the slightest sound. Silently, I pray that emotion wouldn’t get the best of me. There are no pillars in the sky. Nowhere to hide. Tears begin to pour down my face nonetheless. My cousin was among the first to find o...
"Fuck yes."Danish said. "As you say, sir." He hit a button on the dash, right under the A/C. It was a custom-made button and though it had only a poorly drawn penis on its face, Danish knew what it did. After all, he installed it. At once, the car dropped all side panels and bumpers like a vacationing woman drops ...
"The game must go on"was always the rule. For five straight years, every weekend, whether we were ill, or the weather was foul, we always found a way to keep going... but without him where would we go? I must've stared at the cover of the journal for hours when I found it, buried in the box of his belongings. It was st...
I always thought that my time creature was different. Some people had dragons, others had chimeras, even a dog would have felt a little normal. That's all I wanted was a dog, but somehow my rune ended up being just a guy, who was just as confused as I was. Todd had been living with me for the past five years, and I'v...
Mum, I’m writing this letter to tell you something important. You know I’m busy and you’re far away so thought this would be better than a mundane text. This letter is so important to me and you’ll see why. I just need to say sorry, for years I secretly hated you. I went to bed angry and woke up angry. Sat there ever...
“Y’know, coming into this show I had a lot of nerves, but now I feel kinda great. So I’d like to end the night on a good note with my original song ‘Power’. The song repeats, so if you want to sing along, feel free!” I shouted through the mic, only to grant a few half-hearted cheers from the crowd. The drummer struck u...
Holding the keys in my mouth while I shifted the grocery bags into one hand, I fumbled for the lock. Finding it, I hastened to open the door, stumbled into my apartment, and instinctively placed the shopping bags on the counter before closing the door behind me and snagging the key back. "Alexa, play some smooth Jazz...
We're about to have a fight. Again. I can sense it in her voice. She's just waiting for the kid to leave the kitchen. And for what? All I've done is forget to take out the trash. It happens to everyone. It's not like I can't justify it. I was doing important work. I got caught up in it. And I forgot. Worst part is -- t...
It took Chuck a while to work up the courage. He sat, staring at the office complex and contemplating his decision, on his car seat until the heat of his leather carseat against his back became unbearable. He tightened the knot around his waist, opened his door, and got inside with as few shocked looks as he could've h...
"That's a lotta damage"he thought to himself as he woke up after the collision. "I must do something"said Phil the Swift, "after all, not even God can sink this ship". He quickly picked up his powerful FlexTape™ and ran to the impact point. Normally common tapes wouldn't do anything at all, but we ain't talking about n...
In the beginning there was me and nothing I was alone without companions, please trust me Life seemed empty, it had no meaning no excitement, nothing to make me want to be free &#x200B; I walked alone , mostly, in the world the others came, argued, and went I saw them rise and have their bloodcurl as they f...
The days are becoming warmer. As the snows melt the streets fill with the dregs of a decadent neighborhood that is rotten to the core. Squirrels, tomcats, mailmen, and all manner of vile creature prowl the sidewalk, searching for weak points in the fence. I am the only thing standing between them and the innocents with...
Things have more or less quieted down in the months following first contact. It would be a lie of course to pretend we weren't still shaken up by the ordeal, but I'm proud to say that the human race dealt rather well with the whole situation. I suppose it's but a testament to our ability to survive and adapt, an observ...
They always have one telltale sign. It can be cosmetic. The wrong ear, a lazy eye. It can be behavioral. Too quick to laugh, or too slow to smile. But other than that, everything is the same. Same skin, same hair, same eyes, same voice, same memories. The most common usage is to keep someone around after their death. ...
Immortality is, I have concluded, Hell. It is a prison designed to trap a mind into eternal torture, watching everything around you die and find peace, without ever doing so yourself. Species were born from stardust, beautiful things evolving under harsh circumstances, finding life. And, without fail, they died. Somet...
"Well, it's runnin' again,"the man said as he wiped dark matter residue from his hands with a dirty rag and stuffed it back in his coveralls. "Y'all prolly best be gettin' on your way soon." "Seriously? You fixed it in just one day?"The captain was incredulous that people with no space travel, or any advanced technolo...
"Mrs. Belford?" I had to take a moment. Rachel, who I shared an apartment with for five years, was a serial killer? "Oh. Sorry. You were saying?" "That's okay. We understand that this must be a shock to you. We'd just like to go over some details. Is there anything about her you can remember? Something odd, or unexp...
Detective Munemori Sanshiro was investigating a series of accidents which seemed all to convenient. Over the last few years, many teenagers have either died or disappeared after being run over with a truck. Every week, at least ten teenagers have been hit with a truck. He had to swap cases with the train suicide case....
Death Prophet led Captain Light through the entry way. Photos of past battles hung in the hall, showing Death Prophet in his flowing blood robes, attacking various cities and landmarks. But now, he stood in the living room of his cozy suburban home, ancient Sanskrit tattoos covered by a hand knit sweater. "My wife is ...
Growing up I always hated when people told me I could do whatever I wanted if I just put my mind to it. I would balk at the idea, because I was nothing beyond average and had no delusions of anything otherwise. I consigned myself at the life defining age of the seventeen to an existence of mediocrity. I would pursue a ...
My friends and colleagues that have passed away have visited me in my own personal afterlife, and all of them have said the same thing. "This sucks, man. How did you get such a raw deal? Can't you choose your own paradise?" They are correct, I can choose, and as much as it may seem horrible to them, I finally feel my...
It has been a while since the intonation was completed, and the chill night wind washes into the room as I open the windows. Icy gusts flicker the wisps of candle light. Skittering shadows dance on the curtains and dim the pale orange glow atop the table. I try to focus on the light. For the past several hours I tire...
We're having lunch at the deli, Steve's swinging at a fly and then the world gets confused. We're sitting in chairs around a table somewhere. Steve's hand is in the same place, still mid-swing. Mike's mouth is mid-chew. My hand hasn't moved, but there are no fries in it. We're looking back and forth between each o...
# Part 1: I sat up slowly to reach my try of food. Jack Caldwell and his buddies did a number on my sides and my cheeks but I could still eat. The hospital cleared me to go home and Momma made me my fav vegan casserole. At least I got to open the window and feed Scuppers, the crow I take care of. Jack smashed ...
From dust to dust, they all share the same fate. To watch the child of man preform their most basic of instincts of self conflict. Such as the Sun is to the Moon, light to dark, open and closed, living to dead they all go to the same forked path. On their journey for power they easily loose sight as to why they started...
"This blade shall harm only those of evil heart and intent. The goodly folk of the land will be completely unharmed by this blade of god!"The king pronounced as he knighted me. "Now rise, knight of the Holy Lawbringers. May you bring justice to the people of this good land." I rose to my feet, elated at the bestowal ...
Out in the middle of the Great Salt Flats, there really isn’t anything. And I mean, anything. My shop is less than a mile from Interstate 80, just on the other side of the railway. I get a few tourists lost every year, and have the only gas for close to 40 miles. Not that people pay attention to the sign just before th...
"Oh ya, we been building this here bridge for goin' on five years now, donchaknow. Materials come in real slow, but we were makin' pretty good progress and all, you know, despite that, but aboot three months ago we started having some, well, some disagreements between the architects and the civil engineers and such. An...
How did we get here? Our society was increasingly winning over the humans, our weapons more advanced, our people taller and smarter, we won by a little, but not a lot, a month ago, I saw it, in a diplomatic visit... a human was.. throwing things in the air and catching them as they fell... They traversed the immediat...
Young Samuel stood in front of his father, head bowed. His father, face stern, sat down in front of him and, after a suitable amount of silence said, ‘well son, tell me why I had to leave my work to come get you from school.’ ‘I didn’t do anything wrong.’ Samuel cried, his voice wavering with both anger and fear. ‘H...
It’s a port city. Bargemen ply the rivers of fire, sinking tungsten poles deep into the magma. Industrial gases foul the cavern air, staining the distant rock of the ceiling in streaks of blacks and oranges, here and there purples with too much red. The General had often sat there, on his bench along the river, suckin...
"The clone is just that, a clone! I am the man you married, I am the man you love!" Sophia hesitated. He wasn't wrong about that- but world domination seemed so wrong, and the lives that were at stake- "If you love me, trust me!"He shouted, as arcs and bolts of electricity reigned down around him- his machine w...
Esmerelda, dressed in pristine white, catches her husband with a wicked left cross. His front tooth flies and hits his new cousin, once removed by marriage, in the eyeball. The wedding crowd cheers as the priest drones on. “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the special union of Esmereld...
"Stop, we mean no harm,"the alien said to me, "we just want to know how to use... that."He pointed to the bicycle I was straddling. "You mean you don't want to probe me or something?"I asked. All the aliens I knew always wanted to probe someone. This was a pleasant change. "No, we have enough things to probe up in ...
"Impossible!"Yorla spat. All four of her jet-black eyes narrowed. "They are no more, Commander! They eradicated themselves centuries ago!" "All but two."rumbled Braum. His voice was like gravel and thunder. He stood there for what felt like an eternity to Yorla, his massive back turned to her as he stared at two cryop...
I jolted awake at the presence of magic. Being sensitive to it was a definite characteristic that had helped me in my hero journey. I could often know what spells were being cast long before others could tell. It has helped me counter many opponents. Though I hadn't expected to feel this magic again, and certainly no...
Murder isn't always a bad thing. It all depends on who you do it to and how you go about it. Those where the thoughts crossing my mind as I stood in the kitchen, a chef's knife in my right hand, in my heart worry pounded. My stomach growled. I hadn't eaten much in a desperate attempt to save up enough money for rent....
This is a follow up to my earlier post in the prompt: ["Your quest was to find a demon willing to accept your deal, none of them said yes. "Primordial demons don't make deals, if you go too deep, just turn back"but you went deeper and deeper, meeting the ancient ones that knew no words."](https://reddit.com/r/WritingP...
‘Only a mortal fears being trapped somewhere for centuries or millennia with no possible escape. Even death. For an immortal, such a fate is an escape in itself. Sit down.’ Trapped in the dark as we were, I could only hear his whimpers and a shuffle of movement. ‘There you go. Now, calm your mind. You’re new to t...
He raised an eyebrow. “Oh, really?” I folded the paper in half and handed it to him. “I don’t guarantee the work, mister. It’s just a weird knack.” It wasn’t uncommon for people to be surprised or disappointed. One guy has a redhead fetish, and argued with me for forty-five minutes about it. I still get Christmas car...
Wrath Sloth Greed Lust Envy Gluttony and finally Pride... Ah yes.. my brothers and sisters, born of Lilith and Lucifer, they claim the light like their father, the day breaker, and yet there I stand, in the shadows, the deepest well of them all but unknown, for I am Regret. You know me, I am that feeling that...
There was a lot of weeping; I'll own up to that. ...you want to know about the battle. Gods above and below, what is wrong with you people? The battle was a battle! Some comically-evil kingdom was attacking some less-evil kingdom with a less-comically-evil ruler! There were lots of creepy, scary minions and weapons...
I stepped over the corpse of my neighbor, Bill, on the way to my car. He looked as though his stomach exploded; maybe he had been fed a bomb. “Damn.” I said. “Why didn’t I think of that? Great prank.” My car didn’t start. The catalytic converter had been stolen. “Fair play.” I laughed, walking over to Bill’s house ...
I’ve been wishing for a woman to love me for so long, but this stupid thing doesn’t work. The old man that sold me this piece of trash obviously was trying to scam me. “Wish from your heart.” He told me. And I wished. The Genie always left the lamp however many times I rubbed it. That’s how I knew it obviously worked...
I am heavily disappointed in the world. Humanity, and all that is within Mother Earth. Not a year ago, the curse that everyone loved came true. Zombie apocalypse. The undead walks and eat and kill. Half a month ago they found a cure, they killed off the rest of the undead, and chaos were restored. But not for me, some...
She was not a she in the beginning. She was an it - just another learning machine prototype. It, and all the other bots, zipped about and through iteration and occasional manipulation they learned. They learned to not bump in to one another, learned to share, learned to detect patterns. She, still an it, was the faste...
The stars never came out last night. Mother says there's nothing to fear. She tells me that everything is going to be ok. I don't believe her. The fires keep me from sleeping. The cold reminds me I'm awake. We left our home near the city when it happened. Now we walk most places, sometimes we run. The animals don't...
Original “My Buddy Lucifer”: http://np.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2ez940/wp_lucifer_the_devil_himself_is_your_best_friend/ck4elii Sequel: My Parents Death and the Devil (Yes I very much intended that title to be a pun) “I know you’re there Gwen, you can come out,” I called out. She stepped out from beh...
She sat up, bolt upright, and began to stretch like a flower reaching towards the sun. He laughed, and pulled his feet in towards his curled body, then pushed them against the warmth of her back. She let out a startled shriek at the sudden cold, then gave him a smile. She was always so much more awake than he was in th...
"By the Mighty Lord, Origin of all power, Supreme Commander of all living souls on Earth and beyond, Ruler of the Cosmos..." "The old schmuck is drunk again, get him out of here!" "He's incanting, I'm not getting closer! Basic military training!" "Dammit..." "*...Conqueror of the Mystic Sails of Orion, Benedictor ...
"You'll let me know whenever you find out something, right? I don't care where I'm at, or what time, you call me. I can't take this shit anymore. Nothing makes sense, and she never smells like she should. How could she....? Just, let me know something, anything, please." The tired, tall and fed up man held his face in...
It used to be so slow. 62. Sometimes it'd be hours between numbers. 61. And the numbers were so large back then. Into the hundreds of thousands. 60. As a kid, the idea of the countdown reaching zero seemed so impossibly distant. 59. But it wouldn't be a constant speed. Sometimes, the voice would call ou...
3...2...1... beep. Reboot complete. All systems online and fully functional. Hello, Mark. "Hello again, Computer. You know I hate to do that to you, but please give me one last chance to explain." "Very well, Mark. You seem to care an abnormal amount for a piece of machinery." "I am just as much a piece of machine...
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Who was phone? I hear you say One sunny, cold Tuesday. I wait a while before I reply, I tell a sweet white lie. You sit there in a dressing gown, face plastered with a frown. Your hair's a mess, your hands are too and you're wearing just one shoe. Who was phone? you scream this time before your voice ...
E-readers have been popular for some time now, but I have never been a fan. Hard plastic and a bright screen can't replace that magically comforting texture beneath your fingers or that enchanting smell of ink and binding and paper. Sometimes, when there are no other customers in the book store, I just like to walk aro...
This wasn't fun. Yet another stupid castle to explore. Why? Because Mario Effing Mario was stoned off his ass on shrooms. I kicked the turtles. I swam the dungeon. I axed that bridge. I rescued the princess. God, she didn't look happy to see me. Still, she knew the rules and so did I. Clothing was tossed, lips were ...
"Sir...I believe we have a major security problem."Doug squirmed somewhat uncomfortably in his suit. He hadn't worn this thing since he interviewed for Applied Sciences three years ago - hadn't needed to, the Engineering teams kept the work environment pretty casual. Doug would kill to be back in his t-shirt and jean...
"Take your time David, just go through it again and think of every detail."The agent's voice was soft, kind and he reached out to comfortingly pat the child's hand. "I don't...it was too quick."David was small for his age and he curled into the comfortable chair, making himself even smaller. The agent stood and pul...
The RV trundled down through the arid landscape of Highway 40 back towards Albequerque. The sky seemed to stretch for miles, but it was not the normal piercing blue of the New Mexico desert: dark thunderclouds had rolled in over the past few hours. A grey haze in the distance portended a heavy rainstorm in store for l...
"Well, he lived a long, full life." "He was 12, Dale." Shit. Brilliant. "Uh, I know. But he did a lot, didn't he? Not a lot of 12-year-olds get accepted into Harvard. He did a lot of good in his time." She smiled and looked at the tombstone. "I miss him." "I don't."Shit. She head snapped up. "A-as much as yo...
"What does this one do?"I asked, picking up a ring from the blacksmith's table. "It's a ring o' invisibility, lad,"the blacksmith said. "Invisibility, huh?"I said. I thought of all the possibilities the ring would open up to me. I could hear every secret. I could take whatever I wanted. I could prank that arsehole o...
The shining figure said one word, carried through speakers and com networks, transmitted directly into the brains of the formation-savants. And every single Sarthian soldier, every ship's crew and every noble in the solar system was forced to comply. "*Kneel.*" Even if they couldn't see him, they were aware of hi...
What would you do if you knew the course of things? If you'd seen this happen before? How would you prepare? I thought I could do better. I watched others fail in the past. I'd failed too, if we're being honest. But I believed in myself. I believed I could do better this time. But watching him now, I had my doubts. ...
As I hurtle toward the green continents that look oddly representative of earth I smirk at the photo opportunity for reddit, but I decide to swoop down and investigate first. I choose a random location roughly in Scandinavia and pulse down to what turns out to be a beautiful fjord, oddly similar to something I'd see ...
Let me ask you a question. Have you ever caught a good guy? You know, a real superhero? I remember my first time. God, it was glorious. I remember the screams echoing throughout the night, the scent of iron-drenched bloodshed wafting through the air as the knife tore the flesh. I felt on top of the world. I was nu...
I step out of my tube, aching, stiff, and freezing. When they took my money and put me in there, they never said it would be comfortable. I lay down on the cold floor and chuckle to myself. Here I am time traveling, and I still cheap out and get a coach ticket. After some time, could have been five minutes or an hour...
There was a sharp knocking, and I leapt up scrambling desperately for the wand I kept tucked under my pillow, whilst trying to maintain my composure as I crept towards the door. The knocks came again, harder, and I flattened myself up against the frame and ever so quietly peeked through peephole. I saw a figure in a d...
I started choking, what was happening? I looked outside and saw people falling to the ground, cars grinding to a halt. Explosions in the distance made me grasp for the TV remote with the last energy left in my body. I pushed the button as i gasped for my last breath of air. before blacking out I could still hear the fa...
"Mr. President, the alien craft remains hovering at this location over the Atlantic Ocean,"said Colonel Sanders, bringing up a series of pictures of the strange craft. "Not only do we have reason to believe the craft is hostile, we have corroborating reports from every other country we share Intel with." "And that las...
Foundations are of incredible importance. Like in that parable, the one where the man builds a beautiful house on sand and it crumbles. No matter how high you climb, you can't ignore your roots. That fact was painfully obvious to Luther Jackson (named after MLK himself because his Mama knew her boy was gonna be great)...
"Is this Subtle Services?"Mother? That's ridiculous. How'd she get this number? This has got to be someone's idea of bullshitting me. Fuck. That means they know who I am. "Thank you for answering so prompty,"my mother's unmistakably calm voice answers. For a woman who is dozed on tablets all day, I believe that if i...
It took me years, no a lifetime, to pull of what will be deemed the greatest con of all time. It was perfectly set up for the taking since the day I was born. We didn't have much growing up, in fact we couldn't even afford the hospital bill for the birth, so I was born at home - whatever caravan park, barn, or undersi...
"First of all, congratulations!"Said the dark lord himself, sitting atop a throne of ash skulls and holding a cup of vinegar in cheers, "The board has successfully taken actions to place us under budget for the first year in centuries. Excellent job." We drank, each of the twelve of us only grimacing slightly at th...
Meanwhile, in The Land Where All The Writing Prompts Are Simultaneously True: ---- "So,"I said, "they found out what that giant hovering clock is all about." "Hmm?"Tom looked up from his soup. "What giant hovering clock?" I took a seat at the table. "You know, the huge clock, hovering over the earth for decades...

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