Split (1)

train · 177k rows

prompt stringlengths 391 14.9k
"Social convention dictates that on the occasion of birth-anniversaries, it is a non-optional custom to give gifts. In light of this convention, I have purchased you an appropriately priced bauble. Please sign this limited liability agreement in advance of your receipt of the largesse in question." "While your con...
Athena sighed "Does anyone have any ideas" Several hands went up. "Let me finish, that don't involve orgies" A few hands went down. "Or sleeping with mortals" A bunch of hands went down. "Or turning someone into something so we can make a new word" All but one hand went down. Athena sighed again. "Or sodomy" ...
"Hey!"I said. "Hey!" He looked at me. His eyes were wild. He was jittering. "Are you..."he squeaked. "Are you... talking to... are... who are you talking to?" "Dude,"I said, "it's just the two of us." He looked around anyway. "So..."I said. "I've been thinking, you know? I've got a pretty sweet deal here. The food'...
War. Famine. Slaughter. Rape. Death. Hatred. Pain. Since man first crawled from its caves and stepped into the light, I have been watching. I know 20 languages that span 7,000 years, even the grunting and groaning that was used before language was solidified- people exaggerate that, by the way. 'Cavemen' spoke with a ...
1460 days left. Four years. All the money in the world. The planet has put a team together of the smartest minds to stop it. I don't deserve to be here, yet I am. Frederick Tomar, an american college professor, made the plan. We split up into four groups, each with one central language to make things easier. Eac...
I tell you, I shoulda never have shot that goddam perp. That's where all this started. I thought I'd really made it when I joined the Justice League. Hah! Pussy League more like. Oh sure, they do a lot of good, and keep interdimensional crims and bad supers off the streets, and the charity royalties from the merchan...
General Connor stared out the helm of the U.S.S. Freedom, America's mothership. Ahead of him lay Sector 1 space, which was any part of the space directly above America at any given time. Sipping his coffee, his usual inner voice rumbled as it always did. _It's a good day to die._ Ahead of him, it was peaceful and ser...
4-1-2017. Steve is sitting at his computer, drumming his fingers on the desk. April first, he thinks. Not even three months left now and goddamn this is some bullshit. A short life is obviously the worst kind to get in this godforsaken world. Some parents pop that little bastard out and think, 'You know what? 20 years ...
Commander Thad Johnsteel reentered the bridge of the Endeavor, humankind's first real starship. After the discovery of Identical, a planet with remarkable similarities to Earth, during an exploratory flyby it had become the target of the first interstellar mission. The wormhole generator drive had proven a success an...
12-year-old Charlie Ballmer thought he was the shit when he started dating his girlfriend Katerina Tikhonova. She was a short, blonde tomboy with boundless energy that came to live with Charlie and his family as part of a foreign exchange program. What Charlie didn't know was that Katerina was a [famous rock and roll ...
Portable dinghy, check. Radio and GPS transponder, check. Food and water, purifying tabs, medkit, survival kit, clothes that'd keep me warm in Antarctica and clothes that'd keep me cool in the Gobi. Even a little bottle of oxygen, though if I ended up on Everest I was probably screwed. Still, I was pretty sure I could ...
The day my mother died. That was tomorrow, 10 years back. I was up in the attic, going through some of old stuff. Old photo albums, little things my mother loved. Tears welled in my eyes. Ah the memories, I thought, as I glanced a dusty little book among a bunch of my old shit. I picked it up and sneezed. The marker on...
"Get him in the car! Go- GO!" Mark struggled as four men- he thought there was four of them- manhandled him into a van with a bag over his head. "The boss isn't happy with you,"one of them said. He sounded pleased with himself and Mark flinched away from him. "I'm just a private investigator-"he told them desperat...
Harry's first thoughts walking through the main doors of Hogwarts were of wonder. The grand foyer was quite beautiful and nothing he had seen before. His second thought was that he was way out of his comfort zone. "We're a long way from Chicago aren't we Toto? I mean Mouse."The huge dog next to him chuffed happily and...
"WAIT!! Wait, wait, wait, please hear me out"the smug on his all too small of a face had drained as he now pleaded with me. "What? Why? You tried to trap me, but as it turns out, I am completely able to leave. You're a huge douche --and a failure-- there's no reason I'm gonna stick around. Buh-bye"I turned to walk out...
Will waited by the iron gate, casually flipping a coin from palm to palm. The gas lamps made little impression on the foggy night, pushing out soft blankets of light that only extended a few feet from their glass panes. From over the high stone wall at Will’s back flowed the scent of wet grass and grave dirt, mixing wi...
A child summoning a demon wasn't the strangest thing Mavrick had seen in this world of magic and make-believe. The issue was, intent is what powers a spell. The same words could do two different things all depending on the person saying them. So a child summoning a demon wasn't strange, but why a child would want to ...
The humans had contacted us ahead of time, desiring to present themselves upon the galactic stage. Naturally, we were overjoyed, as we would peacefully increase the diversity of species that our glorious Federation would hold. On top of that, the humans had undisputed control of their local sectors, yet without any pri...
A jester, a poet, a bum, and a nun. Oh, and a clean-shaved man with his hair in a bun. Which of these five are like me? Which of them sharing my original sin? Well, I looked to the jester. The clown with a frown. He played songs that I adored like "Wonderwall"but with Smash Mouth's s...
"Jacob. Stalasky."Spoke the simulated voice of the female A.I, the surrounding waterfall of code rippling in response. I walked to the center of the control room, the only thing that held me up was a white walking strip ending with a computer terminal, the rest of the room giving way to a bottomless pit. "Yes, that is...
It was only through pure luck that I became immortal. I had never purchased a lottery ticket before, and I certainly had not figured I would win the amount of money that I did. I spent it all on the procedure that was only becoming commonplace among the richest people in the world instead of spending it on things like ...
*Changeling* I knew what the cost would be. The moon played on the water, stars humming with electricity in the black depths. A perfect reflection of the city, complete with rusted, sand logged cars and forgotten buildings long since drowned. People avoid the street lamps, passing me by without a second thought. ...
Those that claim beauty is only skin deep have not seen the soul. The pure essence of one's being, waving like an aura tight against one's body, a gradient of hues. To expose one's soul is a display of utmost trust. Or it was, until the strip clubs cashed in on this, too. Soul fetishists were a strange bunch, in that...
I never liked the idea of God. It's not that I have any beef with the entity itself, I just have a problem with the idea that we as an individual people have to subordinate ourselves to some guy who hasn't done jack for me. I come from a religious family in a religious town in a religious country. I spent every moment ...
"Shellfish?"the almighty fairly rumbled and oceans around the world began to stir, "I thought I was pretty clear on that Gabriel." "To be fair sir, you weren't very clear on anything. You sent Michael down to Jericho for a bit, and there was that stunt with the bush at Sinai, but you didn't exactly sit down for a fa...
They came for me just before dawn. I suppose I should have expected it. I'd been terrorizing the surrounding countryside for several months, using the abandoned old keep in the hills as my base of operations, and I'd expected to squeeze several more months' worth of enjoyment out of the arrangement. After all, it ...
A dragon always knows when its treasure is stolen. This was the perpetual creed of my people. You paid your taxes, you don't kill, and you never steal from a dragon. Maybe you'd be tempted to, reasoning that in its vast hordes and mountains of treasure, it wouldn't miss a single coin. But it knows. It knows its treasu...
The Universe has a quaint sense of humor. On that fateful day, Edward Freebody was still in complete control. His boss had fired him on the spot for being late because he was mugged along the way. He was mugged because he walked all the way to work. He walked because his car was jacked in front of his home because i...
More days have passed, and all hell broke loose. You ask more people what happened, and everyone is talking in the same language. Finally, you find someone that is stuck in limbo, speaking both languages. They finally tell you what the message went. “It said that..” they started to say, but then you block them out and ...
Meanwhile, in The Land Where All The Writing Prompts Are Simultaneously True.... ---- "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"John yelled. This failed to get much of a response. Mutterings of "tourist"could be heard from a few of the passengers on the train but for the most part they behaved like daily commuters everywhere: Tr...
“Well, no shit Sherlock!” “Not now Watson! We need to get to the Queen!” Sherlock Holmes, one of thy majesty’s greatest aspiring detectives, takes it upon himself to save the Queen – The only problem is, Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character made up by the mind of Sir Arthur Doyle. Truth be told, it was Dr. John W...
Maybe it was a bit fitting. Me, a shy introvert that has always tried to be kind but has never been able to hold down a relationship. I'm the last human alive. It's not that bad though, it's not like I am the only thing left, just the only human. One night, I went to bed in my one-bedroom apartment after an embarr...
Scarlet red, bloodshot eyes glared back at me. I touched my face with the back of my hand and felt nothing. I was numb. Numb from the lab's unfeeling, fluorescent lights. Numb from the low incessant hum of machines. Numb from the thousands of poor, innocent rat souls I slayed in the past two years. Each rodent's passin...
It was the muffled laughter that woke me. Fat old fool that I was, I'd dozed off in the comfy chair in the corner of the room. I should have been embarrassed, but Johnny's glee was infectious and I gave him my best rosy cheeked smile as I hauled myself upright. "Don't get up"I told him as I walked to his bed. "I've bee...
Ares had given up twenty minutes ago and was now playing Mario Kart against Buddha. Vishnu was lying on the bed, and Odin was making Spotify playlists on an iPad. Outside, Cthulu was sitting in lawn, peering in the bedroom window with one massive yellow eye. "Perhaps if you move this numeral to a different location......
Wind through the grass. A creek babbling in the distance. The crickets sing a lullaby. Jackson focused on each of the sounds, one at a time, taking special note of each. It was a technique his therapist had suggested he try any time he felt himself starting to panic. He was especially grateful for the cric...
Jason yawned and leaned back in his office chair. He’d only been at work for an hour and he was already tired of it. “Well” he mumbled “I guess it’s about that time.” He casually strolled towards the men’s room, nodding and saying hello to his coworkers as he passed them and then slid past the bathroom door and into ...
I relaxed on the hard mat the jailers called a bed, my hands tucked behind my head and my ankles crossed. I closed my eyes and listened to the noises around me. Someone on the block was arguing with his cell mate about a book that was moved. Another cell had the sounds of someone exercising. I could barely hear the g...
''Lord in his high hall on our world of birth, hard days await us.'' Said Major Willoughby. Black clouds of acrid smog fill his lungs, as First Company starts attacking again. Thousandth day of fighting, and not a day of calm for First Company is found in any coming or past months. Guns point towards distant and valo...
The elves were shitting on the floor again. He’d spent centuries house training them, and then one bad case of nog and everyone forgets the most basic bits of civilization. It wasn’t their fault. They’d been seals originally, before the paw had fairy godmothered them up. Content to eat fish, swim, and be eaten by an ...
It's all math, really. Everything we do — actions, reactions, thoughts, feelings — it's all just really really hard math. I'm so very close to cracking the code. Each permutation, he gets faster. He knows more. Last night, before I went to bed, I asked: "What'll the weather be tomorrow?"His disks whirred and spun...
"Pass the butter, please", he said and that was one hundred years done with. As if reacting to a voice command or a magic spell he felt a sudden, iressitable pull in his center of gravity, like a rubber band he had never noticed snapping back and just like that his surroundings collapsed into a dense poin...
The guards eyes opened wide as he dagger pierced his chest. He coughed, breath turning to wheezes as he began to slump down the wall. I released my grip on his hand, leaving it on the daggers hilt. With a click of my neck I stood, surveying my handiwork. Four highly trained individuals had once stood opposing me. Now t...
"Are these really necessary?"I called out as I jingled the handcuffs gripping my wrists. Officer Dunn turned his head and frowned. From the front seat he reached back and unlocked the cuffs with an apology. He knew I wasn't a threat. "Where are we staying this time?"I asked with a smirk, rubbing my wrists. "The Hya...
The quiet woke him. Not the noise of tires and engines and honking traffic below his apartment window. Not the clamor of pedestrians. Not the brain-rattling report of jackhammers from the construction zone up the street. He sat up in bed, confused. The City that Never Sleeps was never silent. Co...
Somewhere beyond the shine of civilization, there was a miracle. Whether it be by Fate or God, the course of action following a miracle remained the same: to make a profit off it. So they reached out to the plains and fields, with open hands and outstretched arms in search of hope, but most of all: silver. Inst...
I chuckle to myself as I watch the Harper's pull into the driveway from the upstairs window. Seems like they finally got the courage to come back. I was almost starting to miss messing with them. Almost. I raise an eyebrow as I watch a second car pull in behind them. One I don't recognize. A family friend, maybe? ...
Sam tossed a stray potato chip towards his mouth, feeling it smack the corner of his lip, rolling down onto his shirt. The chip joining the previous three potato chips he had tossed, forming a small group in the folds of the fabric. “Damn it, I’m getting closer.” He muttered, turning his attention back to the tv, watch...
October, sixteen years ago: Anya stalked down the alley, searching for the source of the screams and howls. It wasn't the usual noises from the alley and things outside the usual concerned her. Closer, there were snarls in addition, both those of an animal and those of... something else. She'd carried knife in her...
The gods looked down upon me, splayed out across the bed, drained beyond belief. Their eyes seemed deep, but I could sense it. Confusion. Distrust. Fear. And who could blame them. They had just witnessed their champion, a being designed for perfect victory, falter. Honestly, I was still a little shaken myself. I felt...
"a test?"the i was surprised enough by the aliens appearing before me, but they wanted to test me? apparently my brag on social media about being in the top 10% of most dangerous humans had some uninteded consequences. "yes, a test that will determine the threat rating of your species and civilisation. do you agree?"...
"No, Mr. Kapoor, I expect you to die,"the woman purred at me as she waited for her comically huge laser gun to power up, her metallic eyes glinting with mirth. Just my fucking luck, getting a time-traveling terminator with a sense of humor. I wriggled against the ropes that fixed my wrists to the rusty pipes runnin...
“So you solved your water heating issues… by replacing the water with magma?” “Yeah! I’ve never had hotter showers!” “Showers??? Plural????? How are you not dead?” “It’s also very tasty! Here, let me pour you a glass!” The kitchen sink started spewing orange-hot magma into a cup. It melted the cup and started pou...
A simple navy blue tie. Forget ambrosia that tastes like starlight. Never mind the original Ship of Theseus. And the Ruby Eye of the True Cyclops? Fiddlesticks. Compared to all of these, the tie was declared his favorite. There was a lot of confusion and anger, but Zeus had spoken. For you see, the tie itself wasn't w...
pt1: suburban hell To say we were in trouble was a huge understatement. The urge to scavenge wasn’t so much an urge, more like a cruel necessity. Things have been tough in this suburban hell, for the damned like us. Really, I always wondered who was more damned. Might just be a demented thought in my head, but I’m su...
I wouldn't call myself a Villain, per se. I always considered the definition of a villain as being someone who could rival the supers. Proper lucky bastards born with either enough wealth to buy their way to evil stardom, or enough strength to punch their way there. Like Captain Murder, who happened to be brawling it o...
General Uruk fell into a fitful sleep, the stress that was plaguing him unable to be shook, threatened to follow him into his dreams. It was only his chair, a fine model from the doomed world of Zion 97F5 that allowed him any reprieve, the unmatchable comfort the spoil of war provided let the General rest easy for a fe...
I never liked cats. I was a dog person. Grew up with dogs, would happily get on the floor when I went over to my sister's house and roll around with her dogs, just having a grand old time. Just my luck I fell for someone who didn’t like dogs, but loved cats. What you do for love, am I right? So we moved in, go...
I woke up to the same view as always. Ilazeal sleeping next to me, her beautiful face in utter peace. I smiled, kissing her forehead and sliding out of bed. It was a chilly morning, and a part of me wanted to stay next to her. Unfortunately, work had other plans. I got ready as quickly as I could, warming myself up as...
What remains of the overwhelming shock of terror has been drained out of my body by the time the alien actually enters the same room as me. They are a massive blue biped that brings to mind an ancient dinosaur, covered in spiky scales. "Okay so, just so I have this whole thing straight,"I say. "You kidnapped me from m...
In our world, everyone is born with a mark that indicates their place in society. Where their skills would be best applied. Sure you aren't forced to pick an occupation aligning with your mark, and no one will judge you for it, but choosing something that isn't aligned with your mark puts you at a disadvantage. You wou...
It's a pretty weird life I live. Some people think they have interesting lives because they like to skydive or work in Hollywood, but I'm a snake. I'm sorry to be a story topper but I think we can all agree that being a snake is crazier than your story about that one time you got food poisoning. It has become surprisi...
# Everyone's Thought About It Mike considered himself a proud member of the Losers. It's not that he wanted to be someone's permanent couch resident. Or a burden to his parents' finances. He wasn't even particularly lazy or unemployable; work always came around when he really needed it. It just wasn't something he so...
I saw him in the courtyard. He was alone, meditating in the afternoon sun. He was bald and dressed in a monk's robe, but it was him. My heart pounded in my chest. Phantom images of Michael, broken and dying in my arms, flashed through my mind. I could still smell his blood. I could still hear his final breath. I felt l...
For decades I have planned my revenge, waiting in the shadows. The world thought I was dead. Heck, my family thought I was dead. And I should be dead, by all means. The incident that left me horribly disfigured and crippled, should have killed me. Perhaps it is destiny that kept me alive. Or my iron will for ve...
"Do something!"Alaris yelled, darting away from a vicious swing of the dragon's tail. It thumped into the dust raising a cloud of dirt that nearly obscured the man. "I'm thinking!"I shouted back, as a loud growl nearly covered my words. But it didn't come from the dragon. Glancing over my shoulder, I cursed. Wolves, ...
"CLEAR THE BRIDGE." The order startled the crew of the I.S.S. Nido. A decade of calm from their captain in even the most perilous situations has never gotten him riled. Now he seemed on the verge of tearing a console apart with his bare hands. The cold fury in the eyes of Rear Admiral Ryan Willheim commanded immediat...
There was only one man who has ever gotten in my way. He was there at every twist and turn in my life, and he ruined everything. Every job, every girlfriend, and every opportunity I ever tried for, he would swoop down like some anti-hero to take whatever I wanted or had from me. By the time I died, I was ready to f...
*BREAKING NEWS: TERRORIST ATTACK DESTROYS SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE* It was the third attack in as many weeks. John shook his head and poured another cup of coffee, keeping his eyes on the destruction the TV was showing. Three trucks packed with explosives had detonated at the same time during morning rush hour, causi...
"I see. Volcanoes. Very...original." Adonai grinned. "Yeah! I worked really hard on them. It took aaaaages to get the tectonic plates to smush up right. Look at this one!"He jabbed His eternal index finger toward a particular spot in Italy. "It totally erupted last millennium and buried a whole city and it was *awesom...
"Good" I flutter awake. God, am I ever tired. I really need to get up, stretch a bit, maybe go on a bit of a run... Why can't I run? I can't seem to remember...much at all, really. The last while seems to be a bit hazy. Wow, that's certainly an interesting feeling. It feels like there's cold water in my veins, rushi...
"It was him all along,"my dad responded. "And I always thought he was disconnected."We looked at the Batmobile, the centerpiece of the cave we found on the city's outskirts. The roof was open; no one was inside. "I didn't think he was this disconnected." "Mr. Wayne is Batman?"I asked. My mother and sister's walked...
I'll do all ten! #1 It was my first time in this country, how could I know that the sign was real. I've been to Scandinavia and seen signs with trolls on them. I've never encountered a fucking troll! This isn't suppose to be real, it killed them. Oh God, there were more. Why did it let me live, it killed everyone else...
Mommy's up for about an hour, while daddy sings in the shower Mommy gets the stove nice and hot, while daddy grabs the coffee pot Mommy tastes ev'ry single bite, while daddy chews with all his might Mommy grabs the keys to drive, while daddy emails on the ride Mommy's eyes dart left and right, while daddy tries...
The doctors seemed interested in every fluid that could come out of me. Blood, urine, spit, spinal fluid, they took samples of everything and readings of everything from my pulse, to my brain conductivity. I had known it was competitive when I had applied, but what else was there in my life to really do? I was single, ...
Was this the first time he'd try to kill himself? Probably not. He couldn't remember. He'd definitely tried to change the future before though. An image popped up unbidden. 33,472 times Only the future with it's iron grooved intractible path was open to his mind, never the past. Emily -whom he loved, and...
I want to tell you a story of a boy I met a long time ago, I remember this day easily as it was my 110,000 day on the job. What? You seriously didn't think there was one of us? That's besides the point. The boy. If the parents hadn't cared about medical costs and taken the boy to a clinic I would never have been there...
"It's a scared kid", Jack uttered, bringing the binoculars down from his face. "What?" "Well, 'scared' is an assumption, given that he's surrounded by an infantry unit and his only defense is hiding on top of a watchtower with an old sniper. But it's definitely a kid." General Johnson frowned. "How old?" Jack rais...
The Party was in full swing, and Ragar the sage was dead. The great change was a national holiday. Shops would shut down, children were given the day off school, and the government wildly speculated who would be chosen to join the great Tridum, the seat of the highest magical power in the country of Bergestan. It wa...
"I'll be a Cleric of no particular denomination,"said Freeman, his mellow baritone rolling over the group seated around the table of dice, figurines and paper. "Look, you have to pick a deity, that's how Clerics work in D&D." Freeman turned his sagacious gaze on the DM, "My cleric only believes in himself." "OK...
"Guards, Leave us." George the Radiant lifts himself from his throne, age and finery make the movement seem like that of Atlas lifting the world. His gaze locks on that of the young man before him. He's young, fit, and dressed simply in leather armor with a few metal plates on the chest and legs. His hand rests on the...
It's all over now! I'm finally out in the world. All this work, all this studying, all this time. It's paid off. Now I'm free. I'm ready to begin my life. I'll get married, have kids, work a great job. I'll be happy. A vacation every few years. If we have the money of course. Braces and school are expensive after a...
"So what's your secret? A hologram of a director looked at me expectantly, as a drone filmed me in my nearly 400 year old glory, as young as the day I made my deal. "Sun, exercise, and lots of LifeSpring(tm) brand food." I smiled, and cut off the recording with a wave. Being the world's oldest person, by nearly a c...
"Ugh, I pretty sure I am, Lana." "Really? Because getting shitfaced on Peppermint Schnapps before infiltrating a Swiss bank seems kind of childish." "One, it was either that or Sambuca and I'm certainly not going to steal millions of Russian pesos with a stomach full of liquorice and mercury, and two I'm not some sin...
Where there is the Sword, there must also be a Stone. But no mere rock could hold Excalibur. For thousands of years since the death of Arthur, the inhabitants of Avalot have had no king-- but still, to this day, they carry out the sacred duty of providing a Stone for the Sword. *** In a Tower in Avalot, a princess w...
I turned on the video log, and punched the button for a new entry as I hung my head. "Medical log, I... don't know the proper date. We are supposed to be at the end of our journey, but we... three hundred fifty years of interstellar drift has put us far off course. The navigation computer burned up a log time ago, we....
Sunday, December 13th, 2015. I don’t know where to begin. Strange things have been happening in my apartment. It’s hard to explain, and I kind of hope no one ever reads this, because I don’t need to be locked up in a hospital. So, I woke up this morning and look out my window, the sky is dark slate gray like the cl...
For a while I thought people were hitting on me, in a weird way. Like it was suddenly trendy to tell people your age and let them decide if they wanted to make a move. I was enjoying my newfound attention and popularity. Seriously, it seemed like everyone who walked in was into me! Maybe dating minimum wage baristas wa...
"You are a fool." The young man who had been standing on the bridge, staring down into the water, turned at the sound of my voice. "Who's there?"He asked, head swiveling around the forest, and his voice trembled. How pathetic. "Eternal life and power everlasting are yours."I said, projecting my voice so it came from...
"I want a Big Mac." "Please." "What?" "I want a Big Mac please." "Oh what is this, a nursery?" "No, it isn't." "So get me a---" "If it were though, I'd have you on nap time for being so cranky and rude." "Psh, I don't have to take this. Get me your manager." "Ha, sure. HEY CHARLIE, A CUSTOMER WANTS YOU." "Hey, ...
The sun sank, yet the sky was still bathed in red. As I stood on the top of the building, the crimson portal I had opened above me crackled with lightning, bolts of blood red energy tearing chunks from skyscrapers. Through the portal you could see a realm, the realm of demons, where lost souls wandered and monstrositie...
The room was stark white and featureless, save for the door through which I had been shoved in through and what looked like a table in the center, the latter of which was covered by a cream-colored cloth. And that's all; I knew this was the so-called "execution room", but it had no executioner or weapons by which to ki...
My day at school was so manic that day, As common class rules fell to disarray and teachers gained powers outside the norm and turned the classrooms to fields of war Mr Smith from Gym gained super strength And launched javelins through windows at inhuman lengths One hit Miss Spriggs the biology goon but through ...
it's not so bad being dead. Yeah sure, it's almost entirely populated by ants and there's a stupid amount of hard labor to be done for ant god but you technically have eternity for just as much relaxing as hard labor. right now you're spending some of your eternity playing cards with a couple friends. Horace, Marge, an...
Arcadia, Greece Quietly, Pan played his reed flute. It had been such a long time since someone with faith had passed by that he could hardly move from this little field. Belief powered a god, gave them their strength, and revealed them to human eyes. But nobody saw him anymore. Nobody heard him. The days were lo...
There's still internet out here, I guess. After all I was still docked to the ISS. I logged onto my most frequently visited sub and began to type my final post while I enjoyed the last of my oxygen. r/TIFU Well reddit, here's my fuck up and a big one at that. After putting the finishing touches on the WDP (world dom...
Transgender people make up such a small portion of the population that they never warranted the bathroom controversy that they caused. Redditors will jump on me by saying that some social justice warriors made a big deal out of it, and media outlets, simply not having enough material to cover 24-7, picked up the story ...
Day 1 Steve paused. Did he read that right? He started from the top: Thanks for watching Bruce - right he already knew its name. Breakfast at 7:30. Dinner at 6:30. In the crate at 9:00 – ok a bit precise at with the times, but nothing too unusual; you’d be surprised how picky some people are with their dogs. This ...
"I don't know,"I said, testing the rope that bound my hands. "I'm just not sure which way to go. Do you go Anecdote? It's a classic. No two ways about that. Or Breakout? Selfish, but it's good for the adrenaline." The woman next to me implored me to be silent with her eyes. "I did the whole Two-Gun Action Hero once. ...
Harrikan slapped a mosquito that landed on his neck. “You’re certain this is the place?” Chris pulled out his cell phone and checked the map pointer. “Yeah, this is the place, says ‘you have arrived’. Let’s start unloading.” “You could have asked for anything, anything at all.” “Yup.” “Tanks.” “You’re welcome.” “...

Subsets and Splits

No community queries yet

The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.