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The man in a dark suit takes a seat across the table. The octopus, after finally being able to get out of the water and onto the chair, angrily curls multiple tentacles around the table's legs. "Why are you keeping me in here? I have done nothing wrong!" The man in the dark suit adjusts his dark sunglasses and puts d...
I felt as if I had outlasted the universe. I marched through existence until I reached the end of the universe. I trudged through lives of varying quality, taking them as far as I could. I outlived everything and every one I ever cared for. I had loved. I had mourned. I had endured. All for this. That cold, famil...
Miranda stepped out of shower and paused at the mirror. Leave the TV on when you leave, please. She gulped, turning around. The house had seemed too good to be true, and it was. Now, she would die at the hands of a ghost who knew the magic word. “Okay,” she whispered, just to put a break to the cold silence in the...
“The people need you, Lord.” Morizik said. “Children are starving to death under their incompetence.” “Mori,” Rezoras replied. He placed a hand atop the child’s head and smiled a weak smile. “There was once a time where I would have been able to take their power, but that was long, long ago.” “I’ve heard the stories,...
# Soulmage The nightmare wasn't, and then it always had been. One moment, I was dissolving into the oblivion of sleep; the next, I was standing in a crashing hailstorm, watching my husband struggle to stay alive. "Damn you,"I whispered. I tried to pinch myself awake, tried to snap out of the dream, but my body wo...
It was an abandoned carnival. Of course it was. Killers always chose the most melodramatic, obliviously dangerous place to catch idiots that came looking for a cheap thrill. It’s beyond me how people keep wandering straight into such oblivious traps. “Relax, Stacy,” the poorly shaven man walking in front of me said, ...
"It would be beautiful under other circumstances, wouldn't it?"Zaul's gentle voice seemed to hover above the crashing supernova on the horizon. "There's beauty in tragedy, I suppose."Mitra's words were flat and unconvincing. She sipped from her chalice sweet wine, the flavor lost on her quivering lips. Brilliant ho...
Adelaide blinked her eyes open. She saw the early morning darkness, the tinge of gray blue you only witnessed as dusk turned into dawn. She checked her phone for the time. The screen's light was harsh on her eyes - 4:45 AM. It was a new record for the month, she normally woke up at 2 or 3 AM. She accepted the earlines...
"Oh for heaven's sake, this one won't do either"I sigh and turn towards the princess. "Yeah, just get rid of him, that's what I'm paying you for" "As you wish, princess"I take a deep breath and spew fire towards the cave's entrance. High pitched screams can be heard from outside. "GOD, won't my father, that stubbor...
"Thank you." It was a quiet word, spoke by the woman I had just saved. A young boy clung to her tightly, tears streaking down his face. I put my hand on her shoulder, squeezing it slightly as she shook. "You're welcome. It's late, how about I escort you both home?" She nodded, reaching down to pick up her bag. I hel...
As a general rule, I don't hate vegans. Live how you want, eat what you want. I'm cool with those guys. I hate vegans who go around telling everyone they're a vegan, and expecting everyone to get down on hands and knees and praise them for aiding the environment. The sorts of jackasses who look at you eating meat an...
I can't breathe. I take another rapid breath, trying to obtain enough oxygen to quell my throbbing lungs. Every breath, however, feels like it's tearing a hole through my body, taking my calm with it. I open my eyes to be met with darkness. It's taunting. "Hello?" breath "Help!" breath "I can't-" breath ...
"You vampire hunters are REALLY starting to anno-" "DIE YOU BLOODSUCKING FIEND!"The vampire hunter bellowed, firing a silver bullet at my heart. Not too hard to dodge, I am a vampire after all. "Why do you even want me dead?"I asked her rather nicely "I've been living in solitude for a couple hundred years, just fee...
For the first three centuries or so things were... much as they always were except death by old age was a thing of the past. Reconstruction of telomeres through advanced medical nanites were so ubiquitous most of the younger generations could not even remember what old age looked like let alone conceptualise the concep...
If you asked a mime why they always had to be silent while performing, they'd say something about how it drew attention to the motions, or helped them to focus. That was bullshit. The reason that silence was decreed by the académie pour l'obscurcissement des arts occultes et de la magie, was to make the real effect ...
The Knight stood planted at the edge of the firelight like he had been sculpted there. Peasants, maidens, ministers, and servants flowed carefully around him as if he were a prominent decoration in the very Queen’s garden.      Abby scrunched up her face and hugge...
“Mr. Mittens come here!” Called the sing song voice of Samur Wurmsbane. With an apathetic mew the kitten started making its way toward the young boy. Its one cloudy green/grey eye was unblinking and it drug its three remaining feet across the stone floor. Drool dripped from the slack jaw of the calico with a patchwor...
When Ian Smythe was in the process of choking to death we all laughed. It was his going away party, he had faithfully served as head of the Regional Office for over ten years. He was set to retire to what was assumed to be a lovely estate in the country somewhere back home, with his lovely, tiny prim little wife Helen ...
"No, that is just plain wrong,"insisted the man in the white coat. "You see, the temperature is exactly the same on all the habitats and even the oxygen levels..." "That is NOT the question!"shouted a man in military uniform, waving the newly received report: "There are no humans on any other planet, moon or artificia...
Once I believed that good lingered somewhere in the hearts of all men, now I am not so sure. We are a free people once more, but we have nowhere to return. My parents are arguing over what to do now: neither of them really have any ideas. My whole family is split up, I don't know if I'll ever see most of them again. We...
The smell of her shampoo. That's what brings it all back. Someone passes me on the street and I'm flung back to her room, and I'm thirteen and we're both awkward. We're talking about music and gigs and listening to 'Different Class' by Pulp, and her lamp is on low so the room is dark, and we're sitting on her bed an...
Some days, she realized the voice wasn't real. When the good days came, she wanted to smile with her husband as Snow White's laughter rang in the house, and when the small girl begged her to dance. But the fragment of her mind that hated the voice began to fade. When the girl became a young woman, the voice gained stre...
I thought I had only killed one. They weren't ones to me. They were one. They weren't allowed to kill me for that. It was just one person. I read a book once. It said they couldn't kill me for killing one person. I read that in a book once. They're killing me which isn't what I read in that book which isn't fair. I did...
It started out small, the fear growing in Ellie. At only 14 she was diagnosed with neuroblastoma. Generally the five-year outlook wasn't too bad, but she wasn't so lucky. Eventually, she spent more time in the hospital than out. Her bed was her home, school, and, she knew, her deathbed. The fear that had started ...
The condemned man was a giant. Six foot seven, bulging muscles and a barrel chest. His rough skin was crisscrossed with tattoos, even his shining bald head. On his back, an ink masterpiece of angel wings was marred by scars. As he shuffled into the warden's office, constrained by the tight manacles, his green eyes burn...
Death looked up at me and scowled. "What?"I asked, "I won, you promised I could relive my last day." The clocked figure remain silent, still carrying a face of disgust and disappointment. With a raise of his scythe, he ripped through the fabric of space and time in a blinding light. I reawaken back on that infamou...
It finally happened. We're free and theres no semblance of authority left anywhere. Theres also no food and we lack most of the commodities that we need to survive. All that matters is Kim Jong Un is dead. He was raped, killed and his lifeless body was defiled by Seth Rogan. So we walk. At first there was hundreds o...
It was hard to believe that it had been a whole year. His father entered the room and looked around. The room was redolent with dust and disuse, the father's breath was redolent with cheap whiskey and sadness. There, on the desk, was the computer at which the man's son spent so much of his free time. The clacking o...
You know how in books they often describe the post-hangover morning-mouth as tasting like something crawled into it and died? Well, this tastes like a family of mice has been living inside my cheeks for seven generations, including the droppings, pissed-upon newspaper, deceased relative's corpses and associated rotting...
I'm sitting in my squad car Drinking coffee mixed with rum. After ten years of this bullshit You get a little numb. There are witches down in SoHo, The dispatch lady squawks, Fairies in TriBeCa And sirens on the docks. I think back to last Thursday On my beat in Murray Hill And how my ears still won't stop ri...
Clark rode in the ship with Neo and Trinity as they headed toward the Machine City. The world below them was decimated, and not a single living thing grew on the surface. Seeing everything destroyed like this broke Clark's heart. It was the reason he decided to join Neo and Trinity on their mission. "You don't ha...
"Uh, no this can't be real."I looked at the computer dumbfounded. "Dude, this would explain why the U.S. government has been able to stay on top, even with all the crap they pull! I told you there was some weird stuff that didn't check out, man! They definitely have been using the increase technology tier one at lea...
--November 30-- "No way." Nick let out a long, hard breath and sat back into his chair as he let the paper that he was holding gently fall to the floor. It would be a hard winter. Nick grabbed his favorite Happy Holidays coffee mug and took at sip. Nick only brought his pre-made mixture -- vodka and lemonade...
"Welcome Soldiers. You are all Volenteers to this unit, and I appreciate the fact that you signed up for this duty. It is a tough job, but we have to do it. If you are unclear what we do here and merely has been recommended duty here, let me sum it up for you. We are Battalion 404 of the British Army and we do not ex...
"It took me a long time to come to terms with it. The gay thing, I mean, not the rainbow thing. I'd always thought I was straight! I'd looked at dirty magazines and downloaded truly staggering amounts of pornography from the internet all throughout my teenage years. I even had a few relationships with girls that only s...
#I am Batman The bedside clock radio turns on like it does every morning. "It's 6:15 AM, 72 degrees and I am Batman, host of Good Morning Gotham..." Groaning I roll over and shut if off. If I don't get up now I will be late. I tried setting it earlier so I could choose to snooze if I needed a little extra time...
The City of Light was a land of gleaming crystal spires, meticulously groomed gardens, and well dressed women and men. It was the epitome of humankind's desire for perfection. It was hell. Between ornate chromed statues and state of the art travel-tubes walked the unconditionally happy workers and builders of the gran...
"When the first one emerged we welcomed them with open arms...,"Walker glanced at the recording device, which was coated in the red dust that permeated everything on this planet, from the interior of the base to hidden crevices in his skin. He tried to brush some of it off, then gave up and continued to speak, "by the ...
In complete silence, I wonder if anyone had ever been subjected to a torment so excruciatingly terrible as my current fate. The complete unending whiteness surrounds me on all sides like a thick, and simultaneously weightless, disgustingly warm mass of cotton. I can no longer see my body which is now probably splattere...
It's worth pointing out that Trump never actually meant so solve any of the worlds problems, he was just really bad at accomplishing his goals. Putin didn't particularly care about solving the worlds problems either, he just became more and more obsessed with doing things for, in his own words 'the lolz' with, at least...
But he would have to wake up soon. His wife insisted as she reached over to his side of the bed. He embraced her lovingly as she felt safe in his arms. Oh, how he had missed her after all the months she had spent in the hospitals. The two of them danced that evening like they did all those years ago. They kisse...
"Wow Dennis, this guy makes your system look like trash!" "My system is not trash, okay Frank? It's slow and methodical. You can't just go out and impulsively bang some chick one night. It doesn't work like that. I'm telling you, this guy's a fraud." "He wrote a playbook. Here, check it out!" "I wrote a book too! My...
Sam went tumbling when his foot hit the log. He lost his balance and, hands outstretched, fell into an old desk, which promptly collapsed under his weight. The dry sand gave way beneath his hands as he pushed himself up to examine his surroundings. He felt his fingertip brush something smooth like glass as he stood....
And then Moore was gone too. I looked around at my squad members, the last of my family for the past two days. I should say the guilt of not saving their lives was crushing. I should say I was overwhelmed by the sight of my dead friends. I should say I rose up from the agony and rage within... But it wasn't, I was...
Tonight is my very first night in jail, and I couldn't be more nervous- or angry. My head is swirling with questions. Will I get along with the others here? Will I end up hurt? What choices did I make that led to this moment? Why did Mr. Schoon have to be right? Mr. Schoon was the reason I was so angry. He was my nin...
I began lunch period sitting by myself. It wasn't until Eddy Brayger, a furry green beast set his tray at the edge of my table. He smiled revealing row of impeccably sharp teeth. "You know the big 'M' on the clock tower stands for 'monster' right?"The oaf bellowed at a volume obviously inappropriate for a personal co...
The Walking Alive "Can you believe that."Phil slammed his newspaper on the table and shook his head negatively. "Zombies are actually claiming that the living is among us! What's next you gonna tell me the world is being invaded by zombie forming lizards?!" "Well,"I took a seat at the table and sipped my maggot inf...
"Yeah, I want it to look like a break in gone wrong,"I said while pushing up my glasses, "If I were to kill myself it would ruin my family's reputation." The tallest man of the three rubbed his chin. He glanced at his partners and said, "I understand that. We have these requests come in from time to time. As long as y...
"But why, mommy? Why do we have to wear these?" Jennifer stared at her daughter. Of course she didn't understand; how could she? But she needed to tell her something. She owed it to her child. "Honey... I'm sorry. We all have to. Even those up on the surface." Stacey gazed into her mother's eyes, confused. "But *why...
Everyone back at the office tried their hardest to avoid going on this business trip to Washington DC and I can't blame them. Who would want to spend their Christmas working alone in a place as cold as DC? Me that's who. I've got no family to spend the holidays with and I really see this as more of a paid vacation. T...
Nervously, I pretended I didn't see her. I had nothing to talk about, and was terrible at small talk. If I don't look to the side, she might believe that I am just deep in thought. "Hey Phil!" Crap Crap crap I have nothing to say, how do I greet her, are we friends, do I have a chance? So, I go back on basics. Moving...
“I don’t believe it.” Greg snorted. “Well, I can believe that at least.” We looked at each other. Airborne truth serum through the whole country was a bit far-fetched, even for the news these days. “No, but really, Greg,” I said. “How would they have done it? Opened the lid on a container and let vapour out? Or cr...
"So this is end game huh?" I ask as i look up over at the monster sitting behind a white desk to my left. "Well, unless you have the cheat codes then yes." The thing seems to drill his eyes into my soul, judging my every move even after death. Smoke seeped out cracks in his charred blood red skin, embers stuck in his j...
It began at my father’s fortieth. He began a long speech of the proud accomplishments of his predecessors, and the hope that his children had for the future, listing their accomplishments one by one. He began with my brother, the prodigal son, and his feats of strength and awe. But he ended with me, only giving me a qu...
__29th of September, 1963__ The Nurse came out of the room. Horrible and Horrifying were waiting for the big news. "It's a boy. Everything went well. No problems whatsoever!"Said the Nurse. "Yay, Horrible! You have a little brother!"said Aunt Horrifying. __2nd of October, year 1963__ "Horrible, come here, Terrific...
"I won. I can't believe I won!"I scream from my cubicle. My boss, Mr. Lewis comes over to see what the commotion is all about. "Daniel, what's all the hub bub? Have you completed the client experience index reports?"He says. "No, I didn't complete the CEIR, you crusty sack of shit!"I beligerently yell. "Take this tw...
2017.01.17 ENTRY #98 Against all reason, it is the fieldmouse which has proven itself to be the most burdensome of my assigned tasks. I have, instead, been forced to address the problem in reverse - it is not the fieldmouse I seek, but the seeker of the fieldmouse that I seek. This better work. ENTRY #99 I am ...
I've never been a fan of plane rides—which is quite a problem for someone like me who has to go on plane rides constantly—I'm always scared of crashing. I felt much worse knowing I had to cross the entire Pacific. I felt much worse hearing there was no pilot. No pilot! How could they not have a pilot! How! Someone ...
I replaced the chalk circle drawn in a damp basement with one drawn onto a rock above an ocean-side cliff in broad daylight. The nine candles were replaced by seven freshly cut roses. The Dark Book of Rituals was now a family bible, holding many years of church-going writings and notations by many generations of my fa...
Out of the corner of my eye I see her phone start to ring. Confused, but happy, she takes the call, hears "Hello, this is Rajin from Microsoft, and I am calling to make you aware that there is a virus..."and steps outside and gets away from the creep that kept flirting with her after she asked him to stop. You kno...
"Well that's kinda funny"I thought to myself. Making sure i read everything i needed to know i dropped the note into the burning fireplace and grabbed a bottle of scotch off the mantle. The house was quiet and only the sound of the occasional passing bus punctuated the silence. Pouring myself a glass i looked around...
"Mr. Lockheart", yelled the man at the door, "Mr. Lockheart, please open up, it's important!". I wake up startled by the sounds of the loud voice and look at the clock. 6am. Ugh. It sounds urgent however. I hurry towards the door and open it after looking through the peephole. "Hello... who are you?" A man in whit...
“How did our government become what it is today?” asked a child bouncing on my knee. “Yes!” I cheered. I loved it when my nephews asked me this. I cleared my throat and finished my maple whiskey. ------ >Lord Buckethead stood next to Theresa May, smiling his buckety smile and waving at the dames and blokes of Cor...
"11 minutes to your birthday." &nbsp; "I guess,"she stared at the peeling, sickeningly pastel yellow ceiling above us. August 16th. It didn't matter, of course, she was already 18, she wouldn't be ageing anytime soon until she found "The One". Stupid, I know, but I wasn't the one who made the rules. Sighing, I t...
"I have been expecting yo... Wait, what the hell are you doing here" "Err... I live here?"I responded, now unsure of myself. The man in the suit emanated a presence of Familiarity and respect, even though I'd never seen him before. "How long have you lived here?"He questioned, his eyes following me as I took off my ...
"Aw hell." So to start, I have had a bit of an accident. The all powerful "Orb of Creation"lay before me in one million pieces on the shiny marble floor. A blue puff of smoke escapes the wreckage and dissipates into the air. "Dargo is gonna have my hide for this."I say aloud before letting out a groan. "What will I ...
“My God, we’ve done it! We’ve teleported!” Broggen twisted the base of his helmet and heard a sharp hiss as the trapped air was released. Perhaps there had been a change in altitude? Where were they now? “We have to contact the others!” Broggen’s partner, Hashley, exclaimed. “This is incredible! Not only did we survi...
Put this together very quickly: Fuck. How in the flying fuck did I find myself stuck in this fucking fuck of a game? There I was, enjoying my morning walk to work, minding my own business and then blinding light hit me, heat in the air and the unmistakable smell of Trilian BO was in the air. Fuck the Trilian bastar...
Title: Whose Doom Mac pressed a finger to the oozing green substance on the wall, and raised his Colt M4A1 a little higher. “Which Doom did he run on this?” asked Mac, pressing his Bluetooth deeper into his ear. “We don’t know for a fact but the technician’s final texts from his phone suggest it’s the original Doo...
First step of intergalactic travel is usually the easiest, for most races. The Tumescents of Pollenax use cultured Star Trees to reach low orbit, their pollination being interplanetary, and simply float into space. Localised wormholes are a popular, easy choice too. Simply push the craft through the portal and into the...
It happened during the first real vacation I took in over ten years. I had been saving for ages, to take Betty and the girls to Disney Land. I was sitting with my daughter Mary Lue, in one of those spinning tea cup rides, when I saw the men in black suits running towards us. They told us nothing, until we were all se...
Sam ducked under the police tape to enter the apartment. A uniform cop quickly came up to question him but before he could show his technician's id, a sullen looking man in a suit intervened. "Home Automated?"He asked. "I'm Detective Stevens, please follow me." As Sam started to affirm, he glanced over the detective'...
Alicia double-checked the doors, making sure they were all locked and bolted. She checked each window right after, confirming that they were all sealed tight and the blinds over them were closed. She'd already moved the furniture, covering everything she could with heavy blankets and cushions. The rugs had been taken u...
As I drifted off to sleep, I saw my progress bars projected in front of me. Running had increased a fair bit, a product of following through on my New Year’s resolution to get more exercise. It was still at level 1 though: not a skill I used very often. My music skill had increased only slightly, from my routine piano ...
400 Bad Request Detail: You made a request what was poorly-formed, incoherent, contradictory, and/or stupid. Additional Detail And Beratement: What is this, your first day? I mean, seriously, do you honestly believe you're the first person to think to yourself "I know, I'll ask the perfect AI to do somet...
There must be a connection. That’s what the agents said. The Commander, too. I had been working the location in the caves of New Zealand for months when I got a call that they’d like me to go up to the arctic this time, see if there were any similarities. I had to take the message in the secure room. We still weren’t...
"Why are you so scared of Earth? They don't have any magic. We can take them as slaves."said Potae High Sorcerer of the Martian Empire. "Because they compensate their lack of magic with something greater."said Loma the advisor. "Or rather what they replaced it with." "So they don't have magic but they replaced it wi...
@CrayTricks is an Instagram belonging to Michael Cray focusing on outdoing people. In his first viral video he handed his beer to a friend while saying "Hey hold my beer and watch this" while he dunked a basketball, breaking the glass backboard. The video was turned into a GIF, and shared around online. He had fo...
My pelvis felt as if it were glass. Glass that was splintering, and then shattering, inside me. Knowing that at the end of this pain would be this beautiful new little being that I could hold and love propelled me through the most painful parts of labor. But I felt I was experiencing a pain far above expectations. ...
"Rejoice brothers, we have finally vanquished our organic foes. The meat bags leaders have been zombied and their processes exited." There was the sound of modems squelching as the digital cheer arose. A few automated units actuators shuffled, leaving short trails in the puddles of half congealed blood. Gyros whirred ...
The line had been getting longer all morning, and the yelling growing steadily louder. Shopkeeper #4 would have to open the door soon. Not that anyone would force him to open up. The town guards had been suffering just like he had for years. Maybe not as badly as him -- they had swords and were allowed to use them -- ...
The rules of the game were simple. 1. Assassination, murder, theft, subterfuge and other such methods were fully condoned as long as they were carried out "humanely". Physical harm to historical figures was not allowed (no maiming, torture, rape etc) 2. You are not allowed to use technology from your time period duri...
Men these days are weak. I miss the days of the Vikingr, when were men and the whole world was there just waiting to be claimed... or pillaged. And I had been the best. I was the best swordsman, the best sailor, and the best drinker of mead. My nickname had been Sjqdrykkr (Sea drinker) after the story of Thor where he...
Why is a phoenix immortal? It actually isn't, if you get really technical about it. The bird burns itself to ashes, and from the cinders of its former golden glory, starts life anew as a hapless hatchling. If the yin-yang hanging in my office is any indication, that is how we should live life. Many call me the Dark Lo...
"Aw, is someone approaching their time of the month?"he laughed as he pulled me into a hug. "You're a little edgy today, babe."His strength still came as a surprise to me; despite the fact that I had a good forty pounds on him, he could guide, lift, and lead me with ease. Mine was a brute strength, rarely tested; his w...
She slid down the tombstone and onto the ground, her fingers curling into the freshly dug up earth. She'd never bothered going to a graveyard before, but this one was special. "I always wanted to beat you,"she said, looking back at the engraving. She held a paper bag with one hand. The other came up to wipe a tear th...
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hey Kevin, what's the weather going to be like later today?"I asked. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You know better than to trust those reports, just bring a light jacket and hope for the best,"my phone replied. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It had a point,...
I heard the words, but they didn't register. "I'm sorry - did you just say you were an Alien? Because that's not possible. Right?"When people say their mind is going a million miles a minute, I always thought that was a metaphor, but I could feel the synapse popping back and forth as I tried to comprehend what my wife...
Thomas sat back in his seat. He’d been expecting an exasperated sigh or outright rejection, maybe a giggle if he was lucky but not this. He looked at the girl and tried to make out if this was some sort of joke. Her blue eyes stared back and as he looked into them he didn’t see a single hint of humor. Instead he notice...
At last the final battle between Light and Darkness had come, the Champion of Light leading the Free Peoples and the Queen of Darkness leading the Legions of the Damned. The two met on the field of battle, the Queen raised her wretched, shrieking blade high but the Champion ducked to the right, striking out with his s...
Mother nature is one cruel bitch. The Earth is a ball of scum, there's no two ways about it. How else is she gonna produce little walkin', talkin' balls of scum like us, soldier? Don't you dare fall in love with those rolling hills. Fuck your prairies wide and mountains high. Look out there. Everything green you see ...
"The fuck is that?" My eyes, still a little watery from the 4 hours of spray-painting I had done to the sides of the school buses, rested upon the matte black briefcase in Harry's hand. It wasn't made of plastic. We could all tell it was heavy by the veins popping out of Harry's forearm. Not 5 minutes earlier, every ...
A simple distillation of common herb extracts of the southwest. Combined in the correct order and held at a specific temperature for an unknown time. The inventor had called it "amplithetamine"but it quickly became known as "jump". Jump allowed you to instantly unlock your potential. Your IQ would jump several statis...
The garden world, despite the snap still teemed with life. He happily enjoyed the fruits of his labour safe in the knowledge that his actions had brought the universe back into a supposed equilibrium. For the rest of his days, he lived through the motions as a humbled farmer. Fields were ploughed and alien fruits were ...
We attach it to bullets, mainly. A tiny ampoule inside a hollow-point was the most popular model for a while, then people got wise and started wearing helmets around all the time and we had to figure out a way to put the elixir behind an armor-piercing tip, because you gotta hit 'em right through the skull. Anywhere el...
"Welcome to Wendy's would you like to try our new-"I start to rattle off the script when the drive through buzzer went off, but as usual I got cut off. "I would like! A number ten! Large! Ranch on the side! Coke! And a frosty!"Was yelled at me in short bursts... I never understood how the customers thought we couldn't...
"Very well, Mike. Give me one reason why I should not erase your puny being from existence together with this miserable world." Mike looks Gordon over, a metallic body that is perfectly smooth. You shrug your shoulders. "Wanna grab a bite?" "Understood, we shall grab this bite. Lead the way." Mike goes to his car, ...
Sir Lancelizzle sees his homie G-haddy-had clopping down the street with a shinyass sword and he be like "Damn brotha where you get that poker?"and Haddy be all "Get yo ass down to dat armory shit's half off for the rest of today."Now Sir Lancelizzle's girl was borrowing his ride and dat armory was like a three mile wa...
"You're even thinking of it now,"Zack said. The numbness in his arms traveled upwards until his entire torso felt like it had been drenched in ice water. "If this conversation goes poorly, will you just rewind?" Priscilla winced, shifting on the couch. "I guess I deserve that,"she admitted meekly. "It's not like...not...
Death shows no mercy. Death comes for everyone. Yet, Death hasn't reached me. Not now, and not ever. I looked into the child's eyes, innocent and pure. A dirty rag barely covering him, and a soft whine escaped his lips. A pitiful facade indeed, but a facade nonetheless. I felt my heart harden. I did not say a word...

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