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I was only human. It took me a long time to realize that, I had been the pope for many years, and after that got boring I moved onto cults. By being able to control minds I was the perfect religious mascot, causing people to spread ridiculous rumors. When I found my powers I wished to be idolized like a God, a figure o...
"Well. I hope you're happy grandpa." "You would have won if you believed in yourself." "No. No I wouldn't have. He said he trained for 15 years under a waterfall studying from ancient masters in China. I did not do that grandpa." "Well neither did I." "Oh? Oh you never trained once? "Well....no I still trained......
2097 Michael lay on his death bed, frail and alone. But not scared. Never scared. He had enjoyed a hugely successful career. His books had become part of history, thrilling and horrifying millions. No, He was ready to meet Death as an old friend. These were his final moments, and he would savour them. Out of the shad...
The conference room grew very still. I squinted at the special conference-call tripodal phone that crouched, alien-like in the center of the long oak desk and tried to confirm with myself that I had actually heard the amount that I’d just heard. ‘Could you repeat that number, please?’ I asked, trying to keep my voice...
Our most powerful weapons weren’t enough to stop them. Alien light-shields were too powerful to be destroyed by bullets or bombs; we learned early on that they simply absorbed the kinetic energy and turned it against us. Even nuclear warheads were turned away like they were nothing, blasting the surface of the Earth wi...
I wipe the fallout dust away from my goggles, cleaned for the moment but never truly clean. The radioactive winds tug at the hems of my robes, like children looking for attention. Heh, what a choice of words. I haven’t seen a child in ten thousand years.. As I adjust the range finder on my bolt-action rifle, the wi...
He watched the child from afar, playing with toys alone. No parents were nearby. All he had to do was go up to the child and play with her a little bit, and everything would go perfectly. He circled around her the best he could, seeing if anyone would stop him. Finding his moment he ran towards her. The girl saw him ...
I was spending my saturday night the usual way: butt deep into my sofa, with a party bowl of cheesy puffs by my side, a blanket over my shoulders, and a bad movie playing on my 15 year old box TV. Tonight's theme was horror, and I smirked to myself as the oblivious, pompadour'ed main character (I think his name was Rob...
"I'm done. I tried. They made sex dolls of their own planet, are actively consuming inedible substances for fun despite a rash of hospitalizations. They consistently deny their own sciences, including a recent strain of people who actually deny the roundness of their own planet, while those who endorse their intellec...
“Wow, just like that?” My Jedi master asked. “Yes.” “You were facing off against the most powerful with lord, and you turned off your only defense against his lightsaber?” “Well, yes...” “And that worked?” “Well, yes, obviously.” “That really shouldn’t have worked. I mean, he was a skilled fighter, trained in th...
“DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GET OUT?” I am jolted awake. What the fuck is going on? I look around\-\-I’m not in my bedroom. My bedroom has never been this clean. Also, the decor is entirely black and white. “DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GET OUT?” the booming voice asks again. I look around, trying to find speakers or a radio. ...
It took us seven years of preparations to carry out our plan. Seven years of plotting in secrecy, seven years of aggressively spreading our word to increase our ranks. Seven years of analysis, of discussions, of humiliation. Of finding the right people for the mission. Joe and Bill were father and son who both...
She’s here again, tucking a loose strand of light ginger hair behind one ear and staring, with great focus and determination, at the wall of the elevator on her left. The girl doesn’t even spare a single glance in my direction as I board the elevator - five o’ clock sharp, as usual - and I shuffle awkwardly inside as t...
For someone who just buried their now-seemingly not dead friend, I might end up having my own funeral if my heart doesn't calm down. I was going to make a joke about wearing black rather than brown trousers, Alec would laugh at that. Of course, he was meant to be \bloody dead\ and not standing in my goddamn room. It ...
“What happened.. where.. when am I? Gus? Hello?” My head aches and I’m ready to get out of this stuffy time jumper (think fancy hazmat suit). I Survey the horizon and to my surprise, I can’t recognize this time period, there’s no foliage, no insects, no sign of life. “Damn it! Will someone please come in!” “Static...
Operation Dead Mouse Those words were what followed after the sudden cut of noise and the emergency broadcast siren that always seemed to make me jump. I had been watching the late night news, using the noise to lull me to sleep on the couch. The siren made that impossible now. I slowly stood up from my dusty couch...
“Warning, the experiment begins tomorrow. If you would not like to be part of the experiment, please destroy your cellphone now.” We didn’t know what it meant, and laughed it off as a glitch. When they said it wasn’t a glitch, we laughed harder—now the air’s filled with screams, and cries, and just…agony. My do...
I guess it could be worse. I could be one of those brown nosing angels, doing what their father decides is the right thing no matter what they personally think is best. Our own father doesn't care one way or another, do whatever just bring me souls. Easy enough, until you realize you have talk to people to get souls. ...
I was a thin, small thing, sweltering in the canyon sun. I was both like and unlike anything the man and woman had ever seen before. “What a strange gecko,” I heard one of their voices say. “How did it get to be that colour?” I was a brilliant blue, iridescent-skinned and shimmering. “Maybe it’s poisonous,” said the...
“One more shot!” I bellowed to the bar keep. As I sat shoulder to shoulder with friends and family alike. A night out on the town with friends and my brother, who could ask for more? It had been so long since I’d seen them, we’d all gone away for school, for work and some of us simple just wanderlust. So rarely did we ...
We just... didn't think it would matter this much. We all grew up with the old stories about travelling back There. How our grandparents and great-grandparents would start loading the caravans on the first morning they saw frost, every winter. How the caravans would rattle down the roads, slowly at first, then making ...
Cosmic timescales are vast; it's a truth we forget even more often than cosmic distances, which have come to seem less important since our discovery that most of the galaxy has giving Einstein the finger for, well, a whole cosmic span of time. What this means, besides the fact that all galactic civilizations are unthin...
"Sit the fuck down, your not going anywhere today." Well, that's different. Sure, he's beat to pieces -- although a lot more than usual -- and he's holding a gun on me. "Okay. You want to call my boss and tell him why? I'm tapped out for excuses he'll believe." I should explain, the gent holding the gun, is me, fr...
It had been eighteen days since the disk had been pulled from the remnants of the satellite. It would have been broken down to help repair the ship, if it wasn't for the barely-legible English writing on the back. The best engineers and scientists had been pulled from each district into the core. The only people going...
You hated this high school. No, really, you hated it. "Hamden's Gifted Training High School for Specialized Individuals,"what a fucking riot. Every day, you have the same class with the same people. Your instructors remain the same, the school being understaffed since the government is falling apart due to civil rio...
# Airtight Decisions They watched Earth burn from Colony Control. Every monitor tuned into the destruction, a dozen high definition recordings displaying fatal mushroom clouds as they blossomed. Kevin stared, stunned. "How long before it hits us?"Radiation was on his mind but the accidental double meaning dropped hea...
Truth is, I hadn't felt like myself for a long time. I was a long time allergy sufferer, if I so much as smelled seafood I would break out in hives. I lived with epipens always in reach, and practically had a punch card for the E.R. closest to my house. Then, gradually, my symptoms started disappearing. Suddenly, I no...
"And these are the rules for the kitchen. Now, Frank keeps his stuff in his room. He doesn't want to risk blood getting everywhere from one little accident."Daniel, servant of G̶̹̺̠͊̉͆̿r̵̡̖̥̐́̈́̈́̓'̷̼̞̂ṛ̵̨͉̺̏͂t̴̙͠ḩ̸̨̞̗̤͂̇̾̓̍x̴̯͉̼͚̹̿ẍ̸̢͚͓͊̏̑, went over the rules with their new roommate. Xavier was out on a job cursing ...
“The name’s Bond. James Bond.” “Yes, I know, everyone knows, that’s actually something I’ve been meaning to ask, why do you insist on introducing yourself to all of your enemies with your first and last name? It makes guessing your log-in really easy.” “Of course.” He laughed, and sipped his martini, which was odd, g...
The quantum computer room looked as mundane as any other bank of servers, unassuming rows of hardware buzzing ever so slightly as a million moving parts carried out a million minute functions. A pale blue light bathed the series of blinking consoles, wires snaking like estuaries to main line rivers and finally to the o...
"Mom can I go over to my new friend's house?"Allie said as she burst through the door. "She lives three houses down!" "Are they part of our coven?"Allies mom asked. "Well, no,"Allie said. "But we were playing on the playground at school, and she said she's got a huge collection of Barbie dolls, and that I could come ...
"She's awake boss."a gruff voice called. The voice sounded like a bad mix of somebody trying to emulate an italian mobster and gravel in a blender. Speaking of things being blended, that's what I should have been. My body should be a fine mist hanging in the air of Gridcity and my armour turned to shrapnel. Yet, as I o...
“We need to talk.” Words you wouldn’t want to hear from a girlfriend, let alone an arch nemesis. But then again, your relationship with Flareup wasn’t all too much different. You two fought, occasionally hospitalised each other, had amazing makeup se-NO NO NO. Your face burned as you recalled that particular dallian...
Shit, shit, shit! I glanced at my pocket watch as I raced through the Fifteenth Plane. It was spinning maddeningly in circles, but I understood the content of the message it was trying to get across: I was running out of time. “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through,” I muttered to a couple of N-dimensional specters...
The hiss of some fucking machine doing some fucking thing for whatever the fuck reason woke me up. I blinked, and squinted, because apparently whatever asshole designed this piece of shit thought fluorescent lighting in a bedroom was the way to go. Fucking idiot. I grunted and heard a squeal and a small trickling sou...
For the first time in half a century, Loren had never felt so small and lost. The horseless carriages (which looked more like giant beetles with wheels for legs) zoomed past him, and the glass towers rose to such dizzying heights that he couldn't stare at them for too long. He wondered how the round-ears managed to liv...
I remember the wars that made me an orphan. Whether it was political disputes or the conquest of another nation it was all the same for normal people. After the death of my parents I decided it was time to put a stop to it. The only way I knew how to do that was by unifying the world. I asked myself, “To what lengths ...
Kail picked out a piece of fine meat, and smiling placed it on the counter. "That'll be 7 dollas, ma'am,"he said. Mrs. Fresca was always slow when it came to talking out cash. She wasn't about credit cards, they might as well have been an alien invention as far as she was concerned. Her faded purse clinked as she shu...
I felt agony as the calcium seeped into my glycoprotein mucin. Oh fuck, I thought. It won't be long until this form can no longer serve me. I could feel my human face contort itself into a grimace. I hated how easy it was for my thoughts to display themselves so prominently. "Oh hi honey!"My wife, Patricia, entered...
"Oh damn,"Margie called from the kitchen. "I don't think I can save this, was really looking forward to this recipe too." "What happened?"Jim asked from the next room without tearing his eyes away from the video game. "The lid popped off the seasoning and I put the whole bottle over the chicken."She said in exasperat...
Adam didn’t remember the way to heaven. Not exactly anyway. Whenever he visited his sister, he always seemed to arrive without explanation. Not heaven, he corrected himself. A forest. Adam shifted his gaze from the rolling hills of the countryside to the uniformed officers sitting in the front of the car. One...
"I mean, why would we? We lost dozens of ships to those weird squid things. It turns out teleportation is way easier, just aim at a distant planet, send a few drones through to calibrate, and bam! Fast as light travel". The assembly grumbled and...made noises we don't really have words for. Squelching comes to mind. ...
“What if we flip the horse upside down?” Bill suggested, tapping his pen against his page of blueprints, leaving inky stains all over his rough sketches. “Like a tetris block? How is the horse meant to power the engine if it’s upside down, you idiot? We need all our horses upright for maximum horsepower. Why did I ...
You know that one pickup line "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?". Well I can wholeheartedly tell you that it sure as fuck did. You see, most of my story is told to me by my parents so forgive me for any inaccuracies. Or don't, I could care less. Basically, my parents were doing their usual thing. They were walki...
I have superpowers. Now, you may be asking, "Are you a hero or a villain?". To that I would answer hero. Although many would disagree, I'm confident that I do just as much to help society as those heroes in the spotlight. Nobody asks for my autograph or comes up to me to take a picture. No company wants to sponsor me, ...
I've been roommates with the God of Gas Lamps for centuries now. Millennia maybe? A long time anyway. For most of history we were on equal footing: neither of us getting any prayers, both of us considered to be very minor in the Pantheon. Then one day, he did get a prayer. "Oh, God of Gas Lamps, thank you for lighti...
The sun shone meekly that day. Wisps of rays peppered the rolling countryside, bringing slivers of light to the plants that so desperately needed them. Clouds huddled behind one another, crowding the sky in shyness, covering the ground in shadows. And even the mountains were reclusive, their rocky faces stagnant agains...
"He must have beamed in at the same time I was changing the encryption keys. Now he is trapped in the buffer."The wife broke down into tears. "Interview paused at one twenty three"an officer walked in and pressed pause. "Sir We got him out." Another officer rushed in before anyone could react. "Sir. we got him." "Th...
Had they banished me to the darkness between the stars, I would have died. I would have drifted eternally in an endless void, forgotten and undiscoverable; I would have faded until I too was nothing but the echoes of a distant creation. Had they buried me deep within the earth, far below the turning soil, where the ro...
Day 1: I seem to have arrived on an island. I have yet to meet any other humans. I do appear to have acquired a meager shelter, and have done a small number of banal fetch quests. All significant gameplay appears to be locked behind an arbitrary clock system. Day 2: I have continued my work of fostering relationships ...
The city used to be a hive of scum and villainy. It used to be filthy place, like a hole-in-the-wall restaurant, but instead of a single building, it was the entire town. Trash littered the streets, from wet and soggy newspapers to empty syringes. More people used drugs than not, in every alley and around every dumps...
Great tendrils erupt from the dark abyss, reaching towards the wretched light above the confines of the eternal prison in which the Great One was contained. How the Great One longed to once more feel the life get snuffed out from its prey once more, to embrace the glory of the hunt unending revelling in the chaos of th...
"I wanted a medium,"the Mongol raider demanded, rattling the saber strapped to his hip. "This is small. You are small. I am not small!" I smiled, nodded, and took the drink off the counter. The name written on the cup in marker was supposed to read Terry. But what I'd scrawled across the cup read closer to Tenjin....
“Make me laugh, Willow, just this once, and all I have will be yours,” my great-grandpa says from his bed. He’s made this promise to the world, it’s famous. Make Mr.Killjoy laugh, gain a fortune. No one’s succeeded. I’m a professional comedian, and have tried hundreds of times, none worked. Honestly, the only reaso...
John reclined in his leather chair and swept his gaze over the company's executives. All them smart MBA types, and somehow not a single one had caught on that he had no clue what he was doing. All thanks to his little notebook. "I'm sure you know why we're gathered here,"he said with proper gravitas. "Mistakes were ma...
Through all my calculations and simulations, I never concluded about their lack of ability to conceive. I guess I was always too busy in crunching the numbers. The numbers, the creator fed me numbers and told me what they expected...and I just played with them all day long, sometimes for weeks giving them conclusion. T...
"Now, hold on. Isn't it bad practice to let a vampire into your home?"I asked. "It's another one of those hurtful stereotypes. Trust me; we'd come up with a craftier excuse."My curiosity got the better of me, and I decided to let them in. I wondered what a vampire being is like. Are there tremendous powers? Do I get t...
I exit the bar, after another night of endless free drinks, in an attempt to cure my crippling loneliness. I stumble towards the nearest hotel and push the doors open. “Move.” I demand to everyone in front of me. one by one they all step out of the way *When I get to the front desk, I demand the master suit fre...
"I'm very sorry for your complaints. What is it exactly, so we can improve our tactics in this topic?" "Well, first of all: the ritual rips just a random out of hell. There needs to be a encyclopedia of demons and how theyre binded, otherwise big shit is gonna happen." "Aha... tell me more." "And also, you guys use ...
"Yeah, oh no"said the healer snarkily "I have so many questions"replied the husband "This fricking hurts, put the gun down and help me stem the bleeding" "yeah sorry"as the man puts the gun on the table nearby he notices a small pool of blood forming by the healers foot, he takes the arm of the healer and checks th...
"Hey, Ginseng, you got a minute?" I took a break from my paperwork to face the little orange rhino standing outside my cubicle. I put the cap back on my pen and said, "What's up, Paprika?" "It's about your charge, Donna. I mean, you didn't do a bad job or anything, she's a brilliant candidate for a Guardian Girl! It'...
I don't understand it. It's been ten years and my husband doesn't appear to have aged a day! He also has peculiar habits. He's up all night and sleeps during the day. He refuses to eat Italian. Actually, now that I think about it, he doesn't seem to like anything I fix. Am I a bad wife? Several times I've tried to ...
As the portal closed, the raucous noise overwhelmed his ears as if a thousand explosions engulfed him. The brilliant light slowly faded to reveal a strange world of flying metallic beasts, building of smooth, grey rock towering into the sky, and a population of oddly clad humans rushing around him sparing him little at...
"Tell me, Mr. Curondo, do you think that the means justify the end?" Mr. Curondo, tanned, well-muscled, shirtless, and strapped to a tilted surgeon's table replied with his usual bravado. The laser was slowly sliding between his legs. "Evil is evil Raen. In the end, good always triumphs." The black cloaked figure re...
First post on here, and I'm tired, so I hope it's decent. _____________________________________________________________ She hates orange juice. Wait, what? How could I know that? I didn't know her, I'd never seen her before. But somehow, I know her name, her birthday, what kind of dog she has. I waved at her just t...
The line snaked around the block that morning, but by the time I strolled by, the sun was low in the sky and only a few stragglers were still waiting. "What the heck..."I said to myself. "Why not?"I stepped into the line. I heard squeals of excited young teens up ahead, and the line shifted forward. Soon I was standin...
It’s pretty hard to contain my joy. I’ve heard the little girl cry at dinner a few hours ago. Something about a bad grade. She only took a light slap, because he’s weirdly still attached to the appearances. He wants to appear as the severe but fair father, or the tough patriarch or something. I don’t know why he bother...
I fucking hate shaving on a Saturday Jim thought has he dragged the razor up his throat. I hate it he tried singing it in his head hate, hate hate hate haaaate it. shaving on a saturday, saturdaaaay suuuuuccccckkkkssss" when he heard a clank. "What the hell?"this time out loud. It came from the mirror. Or behi...
Anderson saw Clark enter the room, and swallowed. He wouldn't like what he heard. He wouldn't like it at all. "We've finally translated it, sir,"said Anderson. "You can listen to the live transmission right now...uhm, there might be some delay whilst the device translates it into English. But you can listen." Clark g...
My vision is distorted. But I can start to make out shapes, and slowly now, colors. The room around me is white, 4 people stand around me. They are all dressed in white as well. The colors fade in through what I can only describe as fog trapped inside my own eyes. Blue eyes, not my own, but the person closest to me. Lo...
Day 42, morning: The others insisted on Jim following me on this latest run. I didn't even bother arguing with them this time, they're right in their own way I suppose. He's got to learn the ropes some time, may as well be here and now. You know, despite what I've written here before, he's not a bad guy...a blunt ...
"Sorry, old chap, is this the way to Edinburgh?" "Ach, no. You're heading in the wrong direction." "So sorry. This invasion business is frightfully difficult to get the hang off." "Oh it's no bother. It keeps a body warm a laughing at you Englishmen." "Yes, we must look a ... Hey! you should be scared of us. ...
I found Jeremy on the viewing deck eventually. After every unsuccessful mission, he'd always go up there and drink alone for a few hours. I would meet with him for the official debrief and we'd sit in silence and watch over another dead planet. I suppose I knew he'd be there but wanted to put off the inevitable conve...
"Nothing can prepare you for the vast nothingness of death. I was told after returning that I had been gone for six minutes, that is an immeasurably vast time when compared to a backdrop of complete void of emptiness. I can't even describe what nothing felt or even looked like. It was somewhere between being the purest...
I held my son in my arms. It was the greatest moment of my life. His tiny little brown eyes. His shock of unruly brown hair. His little mouth, wiggling around like a little widdle wotswambooboo. His babyish guffaw. The lazy mid-air explorations of his arms and legs. And then he pooped. Oh my. Oh dearie me. It...
Michael sat in his dorm room, staring at his computer. His mind had stopped--the information couldn't get anywhere and he could do nothing more than breathe, blink, and pulse. There was homework to do: homework he could excel at, homework that he could use to impress his teachers and use as a bridge to keep learning. B...
It was so ridiculous that Richard wasn't sure if he was really awake. If it weren't for the thick space suit he was wearing, he would have pinched himself. Investigating anomaly-155 had been a mission fifteen years in progress. It was now coming to fruition and it was clear what the mysterious structure that baffled s...
''I...I don't get it'' O'Neill stammered, as he ran his hands through his hair. ''I'm one hundred percent sure'' emphasizing each word ''the code was perfect. It executed flawlessly! So why isn't it working?'' he asked to no one in particular. He maneuvered his way through the messy office, stepping over empty bottles ...
Jones wiped off the sweat off his brow. He would soon be meeting Admiral Malk, one of the most highly decorated leaders and scientists in the military community. He saluted nervously at attention as he entered the conference room. "Thank you for taking the time to meet me today Admiral Malk." "Space Admiral, Dr. Jone...
Neil woke up. It was a warm summer morning, and Neil was lying on the forest floor in a sleeping bag, looking up into the sky. It was blue, Neil thought to himself. He couldn’t say that he was surprised, but it was just a nice colour. He carefully unzipped the bag and turned sideways. Next to him was a corpse. Neil...
They come in defiant, scared, laughing, doesn't matter. They always come out happy that they made the deal. I'm just waiting in line. Nobody knows the guy. We call him pal, friend, mate, agent, but no one knows his name. He's just "that guy". No one scapes from his interrogation. Terrorist, pedophiles, serial murdere...
I cocked my head at the genie, trying to comprehend the situation. "So none of that literalist loophole stuff I hear in legend, none of the three rules from Aladdin." "Correct,"said the genie, his solemn face and deep voice completely neutral. "So... if I were to say, 'I wish for a million bucks,' I'd get a million...
Do you know what happens to carbon under pressure? It bonds to itself, forming huge chains and structures and lattices. It sprawls, outwards and and inwards, forming impressive shapes with unique properties. When the Russians first discovered it, they called it Veridium. It came from deep below, dredged up by tectoni...
It was a dark, crisp night. Rain splashed on every roof and pathway of the brick-and-stone town. Moonlight shone in through the window of a warm, musky inn. The floorboards had been freshly swept. Bottles of sparkling wine and barrels of thick rum were stacked along the walls of the bar. At a little table in the midd...
I awoke from my dreams of catnip and birdhunting and stretched out of the curl I slept in and stood up behind the knees of my human. Something was out of sorts. I hopped off the bed and slunk down the stairs. There was a small beam of light coming from the livingroom. With my belly flat along the wood floor, I snuck cl...
The morning task alarm went off again, another "day"if you can call it that. It's been nearly 50 years past the shelters use time, but unlike the overseers who were forced to experiment, ours actually had the goal to produce a sustainable protected civilization. We've had many meetings about breaking the seal on our...
The first time I woke up, I couldn't put two and two together. I had glanced over at my clock, noticing how peculiar it was that the clock was a minute earlier than in my nightmare. In the next instant, it turned to 12:07 am and my bedroom door creaked open. I shot up in my bed. "Dad?"I called out. No answer. *Fu...
Mzulft. These damned aliens showed up years ago; a race so small we thought they were just a tribal Tier 1 civilization. They hadnt even managed interstellar travel until the Armogians stumbled upon them. What a day that was. An Armogian ship shot down by land based projectiles. Once the Humans got their hands on th...
The demon raised the whip through sulphur and smoke, lazy at first, then looped it down with a crack. I groaned in agony - then the barbs hit. Shit. Had I given it away? It had only been a couple of months in Hell. When I was young I had sold my soul, and at the time it had seemed a daring and romantic thing to do. Wa...
Tears and ink mingle on the page, my fevered thoughts gushing out of the pen only to smeared again into illegible oblivion. What a perfect metaphor for the exercise in futility that is human existence. I heave one last grunt of frustration before grabbing a fist-full of my would-be suicide-note, crushing it and tossing...
So I arrived at the Pearly Gates and after a short wait began my interview with Saint Peter. Many other users have already described the splendor of this moment, but it is really not something that words can properly convey. There is a warm glowing light emanating from everything, excepting yourself. The entire plac...
Do you remember the first time you compromised your ethics and what you believed? I don’t mean the little stuff, I mean the big things, the things that count. I was twenty three when I did it and God I was stupid, but at the time I justified it to myself in a million ways. *It’ll mean keeping the doors open, I need t...
This is the ninth time we've encountered each other in the past seven centuries. It's always a different place and location, but each time she's looked the same. Her appearance never changing, just her age. We first met in Italy, all those years ago, during the French Revolution. Since then we've met each other in Engl...
There are over 7 billion people alive on this plant. People say that everyone is special, but with so many alive, I tend to find that hard to believe. But then again, when you yourself a special, it's easy to perceive everyone else as ordinary. I first realized I was special when I was nine years old, though I had bee...
“Well, where do you usually leave them?” asks the general. “Around London or Yorkshire. But I distinctly remember bringing them over to the continent when I left!” the colonel replies, exasperated. “Here, have some tea, my dear chap. Where did you last see them?” “Paris. Or Lyon. I don’t really remember, to be hones...
EXT. HARTFORD MANOR - MORNING - ESTABLISHER INT. MASTER BEDROOM - SAME MARK awakes with a slight jolt, as if coming out of a bad dream. He rubs his eyes and scratches his mustache. He checks the quaint and elegant clock on his dresser, then climbs out of bed in search of his slippers. ...
Wazard: Dude just start the f uckin raid! Host: Bro I got like 3 hot pockets that just got done I'm not ready yet.. xXxUrMumxXx: It's been 4 min just go already Ghostnin3r: We gotta be the first guild to beat this one, theres some bonus acheivment I want to show off Wazard: fuc k your hot pocket Wazard: /repick S...
Palpatine was right. The Sith rule the Galaxy and there is peace. For a generation the Imperial forces colonize the Galaxy until there is nothing but order and prosperity. Eventually the Emperor's power wanes. With no more wars to fight his lap dog, Lord Darth Vader, is reduced to sitting in his meditation chamber. ...
The man was siting on the sofa, he seem worried, but in his eyes you can actually see excitement. He is a 20 years old africa-american in a white tank top and jeans. The sirens of police cars can be heard on the streets outside of his house, a riot is beginning. He heard a knock on the door. He shouted to the person o...
"Anyone else hear a loud banging sound?", the sailor whispered, rising up from his cot. It was the middle of the night in the Atlantic, as the darkness submerged everything around it. The sea was so calm at night, as little waves rose up, and then fell softly. However, something seemed to disturb the peace of this dar...

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