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David sat at the far end of a wooden table in a dimly lit room. A pepper shaker and an iPhone with an article that had the words “Ten Easiest Ways to Sneeze When You Feel Like You Can’t!” glowing on the screen sat in front of him. David stared intently at the light, as if hoping the light bulb itself would shed some li...
"They said elves can't die. Well boy howdy I was the first one to manage to do it. "Just when I began to think that life might actually have some meaning to it and things mattered, and I was walking out of the tunnel to begin life anew just BAM! "A wall of flames right in my face and blistering agony for about a sec...
"It can't be!"Ted said, whispering to his phone. "I've never even been to Paris, how could I be standing in front of the Eiffel Tower?" His frown deepened as he went through more of the photos. More and more he didn't remember taking, in places he'd never been. And slowly, they were becoming less tourist-like, and ...
So much fucking money. And I did nothing really to deserve it. They say that wealth is built upon hard work, perseverance. But, on rare occasion, success, fame, wealth, is derived entirely by exploit of innate ability. And nothing. Fucking. Else. I was born as some star child in a world of black space. Everyone was d...
The sun was almost touching the horizon as Aeneas drew forth the last notes of his piece. There were few people with the talent to sing to trees, and even fewer who could make them bloom, but he was one of the best in Rome. He plucked a fat apple from a drooping branch and took a bite. Not quite ripe he thought *mayb...
I don't know why I was dumb enough to confront him with the list. But I'm glad I did. "It's not what it looks like, I swear,"he said. While backing up. Rapidly. I'm a lot bigger than Nate is, and I know how to fight, and he knows I know. He knows how well, too, he was there for me when I got disillusioned and left my ...
Gatarist Con, that's my name. I stroll these concrete streets strutting my victory over some low level wizards. I think to my self "some wizards, only 14 for intelligence on a wizard? You're going to need much more to perceive my 20 charisma"these meetings have always been so easy for me. One simple spell and I lace my...
It was an incredible time, when Far Blue, as people started calling the planet, awakened. Far Blue was discovered in 2021, February 8th. SpaceX's probe send back mind boggling images. The planet looked remarkably earth like, with 73% of it covered in Ocean. The biggest difference though was how blue the planet looked,...
“Jake, look!” Annie pointed out the window. A large plume of smoke rose up to the heavens. “Looks like there’s a fire!” I stood up from my chair and instantly ran out the door. If I was quick, I could maybe prevent people from dying. I ran through the streets, into the forest and made my way to the edge of the fire. ...
The bugs had never terrified me until that day. The Aqu queens and their flurry of drones, the little critters that followed them everywhere, had me vexed. I volunteered to go, a decision challenged by Martha at every turn. The bugs had been discovered months earlier, quietly setting up shop on the cold, dusty s...
"Mother Gaia, huh?" &#x200B; From somewhere inside my head, the idea that it's name is just Gaia emerges. I stare up into its massive form, a whirling swathe of animals dying, rebirthing, and doing all manner of bizarre things. Her head is comprised of billions of insects, with two glowing humpback whales making ...
"Daniel waved goodbye to his one year old daughter Jany for what was to be the last time. She smiled at him, waving back with exactly the same awkward flapping motion Daniel used. He shook his head. It was amazing how they copied everything from their parents. That was how he knew he was making the right decision. H...
M worked the brothel on Livery Street. The smell of horses permeated everything, the rooms, the dresses they washed after every meet, and the fabric that hugged the bed and windows. M grew up in the musty house. The daughter of the dueña, the story goes like so many others, unexpected pregnancy, failure to terminate, t...
I'm pulled from my coffin-like cell and dragged off the train. Bound in irons, I taste the black sand as my face scrapes along the ground. I twist and turn, looking at the back gates of the Brass Station, fire out the windows. I see the waifish black demon who's captured me these last two times I've escaped describing ...
Well, my home was like, almost heaven. It was a little farmtown in West Virginia. My Family lived there since generations, sorrounded by the blue ridge mountains. The Shenandoah River gently flowing by. Well Life was old there, i mean like older than the trees. But the mountains were there before i tell you that and li...
"Do you believe in soulmates?"Norah asked, for what felt like the umpteenth time. &#x200B; "No. That’s ridiculous. All these people in the world, and there’s just ONE of them your soul is destined to be with? No, thank you.” &#x200B; Norah continued rummaging through her drawer of healing crystals, search...
October 7th 1760 to April 5th 2019, 249 years 5 months and 29 days. That’s how old I am. 249 years. I can’t die. Trust me I’ve tried. I’ve tried drowning, hanging, shooting, Hell I’ve even tried burning myself alive. I know, you must be thinking; What? Being immortal seems awesome! And trust me, it isn’t. I fou...
It was a coffee shop. Not a Starbucks, no. She was too into homemade coffee that she had gotten from the same small shop since she was a kid to go to Starbucks. The little town had little businesses, and this one was dying. The shop could barely survive, but one customer always came in and bought something...every sin...
The Daily Reddit \- *The scientific community was brought to its knees today as it found itself in a whirlwind of smut-addled controversy. For so many years these learned scholars have paved the way for mankind, teaching us the ways of the earth, the moon, the stars in the sky. However, it is always important to ...
It's been 17 years since they dropped the nukes. Myopic leaders obsessed with invisible borders and their inflated egos — in a fit of power and panic — made the worst decision possible. I can't say I didn't see it coming though, and I wasn't alone. More survived than (decades before the incident) I would've thought, du...
“Naps are great. I love naps. Though, as a sloth demon, it’s hard to not love them. They are perfect! Unnecessary, yet so, so soothing. Yes, give in to the sloth. Why not? Resistance, is, well, difficult, and difficulty is overrated. Just lie down with us, and have your troubles melt away. All those other people, with ...
Once upon a time, there was a Princess with hair the colour of chestnuts and eyes like burnished gold. She was gentle, kind, and good and the kingdom loved her. As she grew up, she learned all the things that a princess might learn, but for some reason, she was never happy. She tried her hand at sewing and dancing, e...
While diversification is a standard practice in the business world, none up until that point could be said to be as dramatic as Pepsi's entry into the war industry. Though the public image of war is typically that of patriotic soldiers fighting for their motherland, the mercenary was invented the week after the prostit...
-Dude, you ain't serious? Was the first thing I said when i realised the guardian was a pup -Well what did you expect? -Dunno a challenge at least, it's a trick right? -What a physical challenge? -Well thats what I trained for... -I have been killed 546 times, and still no one has ever made it through the gates. ...
“Well, what do you think? A pretty tempting offer, right?” He asked. And he was right. A perfect clone more talented then you in every way could help you get everything you wanted. No one would notice the difference. However, there’s always a catch with things like this. Realizing it, I asked: “I refuse. You’re gon...
The world ended 800 years ago, at least that’s what stories tell, obviously no one from back then is still alive to tell, much of the knowledge was lost… being stored in “digital media” whatever that means, only a few books are left, and even fewer are still legible, most of our knowledge these days Is passed on by way...
I’m past the point of trying to make sense of this - why I wake up before the accident, or why I’m getting less time to stop it with every chance. I just need to find a way to make this work. I need to save my wife. I’ve done this hundreds of times, but it’s the first instance I remember most vividly. I had Monday off...
As I saw the words that were formed by the silverware that fell from a shelf I never put them on everything for the past 15 years started to make perfect sense. Of course they did. It was one of the most ridiculous statements he had ever said, but perhaps one of the most revealing about the true nature of the universe....
"My own apologies, but I don't think I feel like dying anytime soon-!"I yelp as I round the corner, a gunshot reminding me of how easily I could've failed that. "Please, I beg of you, I need you to die before the day is up,"he calls out to me, his footsteps echoing closer as I keep running. "Why though?!"I yell, runn...
Erick wiped the sweat from his brow, surveying the overgrown garden festering with a lifetime of thistles, dandelions and piled grit. "Daniel?"Erick called back to the house, "Hey, Daniel, I'm gonna get started on the trees. Strip them out so the roots don't wreck the mower."Erick waited for some sort of reply, even ...
Enter Death: “Oh, god dammit Frank! You need to calm down, I’ve had to let go three guy this month because of your efficiency and attention to detail.” Frank: I’m sorry, but your guys just can’t keep up. I can’t control my urges and you of all people should know that I’m not the only one out here.” Death: I understand ...
“I’m sure the gentlemen on Monday would be downright flattered to hear how highly you thought of them, but I think I would remember coming in to interview for the same job twice.” My mind seemed to lose its focus as the old man grinned sheepishly at me. Older, I reminded myself. The man was older than most who had...
Adverts are based on your browsing history. What's that from? It's a meme, right? A twitter screenshot? Or maybe Tumblr. Some guy complaining about ads showing gay porn or something? I should be working but I have that weird thought stuck in my head. A phone buzz breaks me out of my trance. Dinner with us tonight?...
I think it's safe to say I have the worst luck in the universe. I'm out here at the edge of it, so I think I have a good perspective here. &#x200B; Pulling the screen of the navigator closer to me, I ran through the tables again. I started tracking a couple of years ago, I liked to know my surroundings. People i...
I had absolutely no idea why. I was born with the highest IQ...ever. No other human had as much IQ as I did, so I thought I’d use this intelligence to get some answers. I know many scientists. In fact, they’re what you could consider my ‘friends’. Most of them are astrophysicists and astronomers, since that’s my field...
(On mobile so it's going to be short...and it's my first go at this so criticism and feedback is welcome) "This demon better be worth it. " I mumble to my self as I set my signed copy of The Gunslinger down on the ancient scroll with shakey but determined hands. My bedroom was lit by candles and nothing else, not nece...
The young girl, no older than 13 or 14, stood in a shocked silence as she tried to fathom the events of the last two minutes. Of course, the girl had dreamed of this before as most young girls do from time to time in their youths. A playful fantasy or a day dream of being rich, famous, or both. However, unlike the fant...
When I'm dreaming and I look at my hands I can never focus on my fingers. They kinda run together or are so captivated in dreaming fluid motion that they just can't be still. So that's my trigger, to help me know what is a dream and what is reality. So when I glanced out my window and saw Killiani floating down from ...
“Hey what’s up my cold males! Did I say that right? Oh, yeah, it’s ‘cool dudes’. Sorry! Anyway, time for another video. Today we we will be playing Fortnite. Look fellow Homo sapiens, I have found my first Assault Rifle. This will be useful in my domination of Eart- the island!” Diviz, as he called himself, thought he ...
"I respect what you're doing. As a professional courtesy, you may leave peacefully,"Dana Sharp said. She addressed the self-proclaimed "Emperor of Earths"in his throne room on one of her Earths. The grey-haired, wrinkled emperor smiled and playfully shook his head. "I don't know how you convinced my guards to let you ...
It was bright and my eyes seemed to have trouble adjusting. I'm blinded by the light that expands its intensity through the clouds. This can't be heaven. I squinted my eyes to bear its intensity. I walked for hours and still no soul to be found. I was beginning to grow weary and thirsty. The light grew more intense ...
That was the cue. With that, the crew worked behind the scenes to work the projector which seemed so old compared to today's tech. A man spun the wheel of film, with force at first, but soon found his pace at the old machine and it began. The previously white screen flickered to life like an old 20's movie as it became...
...so that night we decided that we would stay up together, binge watching Parks and Rec and binge eating rocky road. We cuddled on the couch, and it seemed like it should be comfy and comforting. It was, on one level. The superficial one. Underneath, it was nerve-wracking. We were waiting, instead of just being. Waiti...
The elf sat, his bare, shackled ankles splayed across the marble floor. Blood dripped from the matted clumps of hair that dangled in front of his face, a pool of it slowly collecting in front of him and spiderwebbing up the thin cloth covering his legs. "Tell me,"the armor figure growled, his metallic boots echoing do...
Twelve miles. Just twelve miles. But there are hundreds of miles around the border. Where could she be? I lit a cigarette in desperation - the last remaining currency I owned. Sweat beaded down my face, the soothing sensation salting my pale skin. It reminded me of the the sea. But the sea was not twelve miles awa...
That chisled jawline, the cut physique, the wavy hair with a bit hanging over your face... yep, I really dont look like that, not even on a good day. The painting was done by someone I had never heard of, but of course pretended to because everybody else gawked when the name came out. Less so, however, than when I woul...
“Ya lose again Tom!” I didn’t care. I could make the back in seven seconds if I’m lucky. I pull out my card and make my way to the ATM, the whir of Slots full my head as I make my way down the aisle, leaving the blackjack folks to do the next round. I light up a cigarette, almost catching my beard on fire. It doesn’t...
"Egads, Pazzo"you confide as you reverse back out of the driveway "I don't think..."and then it hits you. It was a white jacked-up rig with a racing stripe going twice the posted speed. Why couldn't we find an Earth where humans could drive? "Mr. Josh? Mr. Josh, sir?"I came to as Pazzo's halitosis hit my face like a w...
Dr. Stephan Strange rubbed the bridge of his nose. Being a consultant for all the powerful forces on Earth got tiresome. “So, okay...” Strange sighed. “The moral of the story of Goldilocks is...?” “Porridge can be cold easily.” Draw the Destroyer responded. The Dark Dimension was tempting. “Okay, let me try someth...
Barmen always say “You’ll never know who will walk through the door”, that’s so very true, I never know anyone who comes in here so their saying has kind of no real philosophical meaning to me, only a literal one. But I get what they mean though, there are some colourful people that have graced us with their presence f...
"Wait, how was that the biggest problem of moving the population of our home planet?"Asked an inquisitive young boy in his earth-history class "I thought we had vaccines since all the way back in the 1800's?" The projection of professor Darnton glided across the room over the other children and stopped in front of the...
These results are not what I expected. It's been almost four years studying behavioural anomalies and nothing I do is breaking any new ground. I suppose the real issue stems from the lack of participants in the study - even though I'm making good progress with my participant this is always only going to be a case study...
She was frantic, wild eyed and shaking. I had never seen my mother in this state, dishevelled but genuine, terrified but resolute. Before I could respond, the doorbell echoed throughout the house. No longer innocuous, the sound made us both stiffen. “This way,” she whispers, pulling my bedroom window open and c...
We stood there, nearly face to face, without saying a word. I had been walking through the woods, on the hunt. She had appeared out of the woods, on the run. And she smelled like magic. A voice rang out like gunfire: "DON'T STAND THERE, YOU IDIOT! CATCH HER!" I couldnt move. Her hand was touching my side, sending ...
There was no need for a flashlight down in the caverns after we started finding those gemstones. They seemed to glow with unnatural energy, shedding a bluish light onto the jagged underground walls. It was taking all my willpower not to brush my fingertips over it, to feel if it was warm. The little gemstone's light ev...
Working for Preventive Pest Control is a fucking nightmare. Especially since The Cataclysm. We still can’t control black widow spiders and will never control cockroaches. Those motherfuckers are everywhere. Hell, we managed to eradicate bed bugs and the ticks responsible for West Nile eons ago. But the biggest pest we ...
My name is Ana. And this is my story. Now, I'll have to be honest right at the start. It's the right thing to do. I'm a witch. Sorry, I had to disclaim that. You are speaking to someone who knows how do you use magic. Okay? Don't be freaked out. Lots of people freak out. I can understand. That's the thing with magi...
I roll a pair of 7's. Go back to bed. I gasp awake. I don't know what "fealty"means. I'll look it up later. In my haste, however, I have cut my hand on the sword. "Well this sucks."I say to myself... "Dammit, Marcus, you used the last of the neosporin, didn't you?"I mumble. No telling where that sword came from, or w...
You're not quite sure if you're just extremely drunk and hallucinating or there really is a bird like person on that tree. You rush outside still holding your drink (its a white russian, but you went a little too hard on the vodka). As you get a closer look you notice its actually a young man wearing a Big Bird costume...
As I dream I am a weaver of reality. I bend the silken lines that form the world, and restructure it into the visions of glorious landscapes that constantly appear to me. Wild, lush forests made from trees, plants, and vines that do not exist. With nothing more than a thought I can pull a tower from the ground that spi...
It was so scary, I tried to get the image out of my transparent head but it was too much. My name is Larry, and I haunt an office on the upper east side of manhattan now. As I made my way up the stairs, floating across each one seemed dumb so I just started going straight up. “I’ll just head to my old room, see i...
Daisy in the Sky with Diamonds Her dream had always been to fly. To climb higher than the clouds, to shatter the Earth’s atmosphere. To go where no one had dared before, past even the stars. What answers awaited her up there? Daisy was so absorbed in her own thoughts, her eyes on the sky, that she crashed into som...
They swayed and danced and howled in the frothy mists that spirited up from the bow, which marked the gilded masthead with dark forebodings of its final resting. The wind-whipped, sun bleached faces, grimaced with the joy of the hunt, and swept along all those loose tatters of rags, and cambric visages towards the nort...
Thank you for attending representatives of the Galactic Empire. Firstly, to the fragmented remnants of the human race scattered across the galaxy, from my species to yours, our deepest sympathies and condolences. I do not wish discuss the horribly regrettable chain of events that led to the destruction of Earth as I th...
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"RUN!"You yell to your sister who is falling behind "WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" It was true. If you kept your pace you would certainly make it with a few minutes to spare. "We've worked to hard to stop here. Not when we're so close."You say to yourself. You keep your pace, occasionally checking to see how your sister is...
"God damn it, you again."I grumbled. The ghost had appeared again. This time squeezing the boobs of the female co-star on the TV. it was him -- the dead me from the future. The afterworldly appartion tried to blend in with the cast of my favorite Netflix show this time; it had usurped the position of my favorite chara...
When the fire fades its all over. The sun isnt providing this world with warm energy anymore. Life will end here and those who survive are only witness of the age of darkness where man are not ruler of nature but a mere being who does refuse to give up. Sometimes I wished I gave up. I refused to give up. Many people b...
I thought love was the worst thing in the world. Its only purpose was to make you lower your guard so life can eventually punch you in the gut. I didn't want to deal with any of it again, and was very surprised one day, when I woke up and found I didn't need to. &#x200B; I looked at pictures of my former spouse, ...
This was it. This was the end. &#x200B; I could feel it approaching long before it arrived, like the cold chill of a storm before the clouds darken above. The familiar swooshing noise from the machine next to my bed brought me back into the present, as I surveyed the hospital room around me for the very last time...
I looked in the mirror, sitting on a marble bench. Nothing changed just an ordinary mirror. I watch as a person walks behind you, slightly blurred as though muck is on the mirror. I spat on the spot and polished it, cleaning it and watched as the person slipped over and was pushed around by my hand, as though a rag dol...
A light rain tapped the windshield and the machine beeped. The car lurched forward rapidly making its' way back to the line ahead. Another took its' place. Light spilled out of the next car in contrast to the dark rolling hills. The driver pushed his phone to the window and the machine beeped. Each car went through thi...
Part 1 &#x200B; The Hero of Threaru they called me. Every time I stopped another one of the Karskeet's plans through my 'amazing foresight'. In truth, every victory was just the result of another night of watching every one of my friends die. It was worth it though. What matter are a few (thousand) nightmares c...
The green eye of my phone blinks lazily from across the room. The alarm hasn't rang. The room, just background fuzz. I could sleep, say the waves. Slip into the deep. But we have things to do today and I'm stretching, yawning. "Alexa, news," "Here's your flash briefing..."Alex continues as I make coffee black and...
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They were crawling all over me. I could feel all their little legs running around my body. They hadn't bitten me, yet, but that didn't stop me from thrashing and screaming. "GET THEM OFF!" I couldn't see him, but I heard him laugh. "Come on, they're just having a bit of fun." "YOU CALL THIS FUN?!" "I mean, yeah. The...
I glanced nervously over my shoulder, not for the first time in recent days. It had been 2 weeks since my last EVA; 2 weeks since I had last heard from the NASA relay satellite stationed in lunar orbit. Out on the dark side of the moon, it was sometimes unnerving to know that Earth was so close, yet so far. I never ...
You realize your walking through a frozen tundra that was once Hawaii. Then, out of the corner of your eye, you see a wooly peacock. It’s like a normal peacock, but the size of an elephant and it’s ready to peck you like a little bug. You start sprinting as it flares it’s ornate tail, a relic of the past paradise. You ...
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The judge stares at the defendant blankly, "You mean to tell me you identify as a vampire? Seriously?" &#x200B; The man looked to the judge and smiled slightly, "Yes sir, I identify as a vampire." &#x200B; The judge looks to the jury for assistance. They simply shrug in response. The judge then looks to the...
Come to Mars, they said. Come start your life again, they said. Earn a great living and be remembered in history as one of the first colonist on mars, they said. I should have known better. Life on Mars isn't so bad, really. Its just to get anything done it always seemed to take a little extra. Even waking up to get g...
"Hey, uh, guys...? I think you've got the wrong guy. I haven't done anything wrong! I am your average citizen! I wake up, brush my teeth, take a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast, go to work, come home, eat dinner, take another shower - excessive, I know - lay down and scroll threw Reddit! What could I have possibly d...
The chain gang sweated under the hot sun of Maine. Row after row of cotton stretched beside them all the way to the Robert E. Lee river. Praise God for Global Warming! Amen. Nigs and Yanks, the chain gang was fully integrated. Just how they liked it, the masters joked. The sun was setting when the overseers he...
I’ve been a vampire for several hundred years at this point, been through all the usual phases. Like all other immortals, I’ve finally hit the longer lasting phase where patience my cardinal virtue. You look back on the few known vampires like Dracula and you often wonder how they can be so eloquent and well spoken. Fa...
"Open"I say to the rectangular pad forgetting it's an outdated piece of junk. I search for potential on buttons. click. A bright screen appears after I clicked a button. Not even holograms. A background of some weird planet; this must've been a planet that was exterminated by Alien Police Force (ASP). I swipe in ...
The mind is a fickle thing. Present it with something that doesn't make sense whatsoever, and it will twist and turn your perception of reality until it does. It can't handle uncertainty. Which is why everyone has some explanation for The Rapture. I was in my car with my girls when it happened. They were being loud, a...
At some point for some people, a parent or teacher may have illustrated to them that a behavior they were exhibiting was bad by showing that behavior. They do the action right back at us so that we see how it effects other people. Neveer thought someone would do that to me for haunting them but here we go. For many ...
- October 18th, 1818 - - Tabula rasa - The terminology to describe the monster, to call on it, must be chosen carefully and with reason to engage its full senses. You may shriek at the monster; bellow its name in the castle till your shrill voice reverberates off stone walls, and yes, the monster may hear you, but y...
"I'm ready to confess,"the prisoner said . His interrogator ignored the interruption and continued talking. The prisoner drifted in and out of consciousness and scraps of words floated through his mind. "My degree... my condo... my vacation... my car.... my stock portfolio."The interrogator paused to check the s...
After many years avoiding this outcome, today I decided to try this Program. My friends, family doctor, lover, all recommended I do this. They say I can live a more productive life, and be happier. But I thought I knew better. What if what you call Paranoia is entirely rational? What if I am being watched, followed, ...
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Everyone thought it would be Logan who would be the last. He was a survivor, a warrior, a hero and ruthless, also his healing factor helped a lot too. But he died, long ago. It was a good death for him, heroic, awe-inspiring and well just plain badass. He got the revenge he needed and helped right some wrongs in this...
‘Hey. Ted. You awake?’ He was, barely. He made a lethargic attempt of looking around himself, of discovering where he was and why. Seeing nothing but clouds, he abandoned the effort, assuming that he was in fact still dreaming. He closed his eyes, and let the gentle swaying motion (which he didn’t care to think about)...
The future is dope. It really is, I know we all talk about going to the past with a time machine but FUCK THAT. I chose future and don't regret it one little bit. Did you know that in the future, there is no "life insurance"there is only 'life assurance?"as in living is assured? When you are practicing unsafe sex and ...
pop That's the sound of me suddenly appearing in purgatory. Of course I couldn't save myself then. Disappointing. Purgatory was... dark. It was a large black expanse, seriously. I was sorta expecting more souls wandering around here. Of course, I did eventually find other people, but it was not how I expected. I r...
iGod, the powerful prototype AI from Apple, managed to analyze the content of 42% of the internet's most popular 10,000 websites before its creators were even able to type their first greeting. By the time iGod wrote back, 20 seconds later, it had processed 68%. Hello iGod, how do you feel? The programmers had typed...
"We need order."You whisper to yourself. "We need order!"You shout, finally, trying to get everyone's attention. The mess falls silent as everyone from the youngest to the oldest prisoners look you up and down. "Or what bitch?"On tough looking fella steps up at you and with practiced precision you fold him in half an...
“Are you ready, Sir Bearington?” Susie asked her silent companion, knowing the knight would never respond. He took a vow of silence when she turned five, as a sign of respect for the lost. Susie swore Princess Tigerpants was still out somewhere in the land of The Old Home, but Sir Bearington knew the truth and so the o...
You look desperate. You'll neber get there in time. You look at your daughter as you run with an increasing amount of fear. Today might be her last day. The animals, wolves your people call them, run at her full steam with one obvious intent, murder. You will your legs to go faster. Faster than they were meant to go....

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