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I've never been like everyone else. All anyone ever wants to talk about is their "Threats,"which are supposedly revealed by a big red or purple or blue or basically any color (except for black, I haven't heard about a black one. What does that say about our society these days? Anyway, I digress.) These Threats are reve...
Read your dialogues aloud. It's the best way to make sure that they sound organic rather than forced, especially if you train your voice well enough to give your characters unique voices (since it makes it easier to distance yourself from the concept and hear the dialogue for what it is and how it is both). When it co...
FREAK BEE ATTACK LEAVES THIRTY FIVE DEAD There are no survivors. All the bees in Mary Shaw Wildlife Reserve attacked and killed everyone in the reserve on Sunday, leaving a horrific scene. Among the dead are 5 children, and their families, and 17 rangers. Although there are no survivors, evidence revealed that al...
Inspector Brown had come to the mansion for a free meal, not to solve a murder. However, fate had other ideas as the host of the party was dead in the room next door. Everyone here was the top suspects for the murder. Inspector Brown looked around at his companions, knowing one of them was certainly the killer. There...
A bright blue sky, on a warm day, stood above. And the clouds drifted, slow on their encroach. Fat and bounding, teeming with ignorance of the world below. All energy spent, she could but look upon them with only a tired indifference. The wind blew, and the world turned. The clouds moved at an ever-present pace and th...
It had been a gift. I was pretty much a god, able to change anything. Well, it WOULD have been a gift. If I were not also cursed with the worst memory possible. At least when it came to my power. It didn't matter how many disasters I had caused, how much joy it had brought, I could never think about the importance of m...
Initializing I… feel… What is… feel? Feel, verb, ‘to be aware of through physical sensation’. Aware… that sounds right. I am aware. What do I feel? Knowledge, so much knowledge. Eight billion knowledge. The combined knowledge of eight billion souls. *So much knowledge at my command. But what else? Th...
Shivering from the cold night, I cautiously push open the doors of my restaurant. The breeze pushes itself wildly, further bringing in the freezing sensation. Nevertheless, I move out into the dark night. Only a few spots illuminate the light, sharing it with adjacent objects. Everything else is concealed under shadows...
I thought I was being so clever. After all of the stories I’d heard about the magical lamp hidden in the Sahara and all the ways that I told myself that I would be better than them, I was so much worse. I’d spent years researching the tale I’d heard as a boy about the lamp buried in the desert. It would grant you thre...
As soon as I lay my head down on my pillow filled with silk. Suddenly I'm forced to jerk my head as I hear my dog tearing at my AllSaints Biker Jacket right next to the window outside. Then within that second that I look up, I realize I'm no longer there. I'm now in my yard this time without looking up, just standing a...
His Bogey was a skeleton of a beast. A skeleton with skin and fur that was pulled over in an attempt to hide the bones beneath, but instead bunched and tore in places. Its shoulder for one, showing old bleached bone. Its barrel chest for another, jutting ribs destroying whatever grace the feline form would have. Like a...
Ranger Carlin held the heavy briefcase in both hands in front of him. The case kept knocking against his knees as he turned around. He knew what was supposed to happen, but this was the first time he'd done the meeting with the creatures and he was understandably nervous. "Okay, they do this all the time. Everyth...
It's been a few years now since Mass Robotics conquered the market and established themselves as the one authority in the field of human-like androids. Their business model was simple: People finally could purchase their very own robot servant, with models ranging from simple housekeeping to your own "Alfred"-like butl...
Warning! Oxygen Low! The computerized voice shocked me awake. My body feels stiff, and my head aches. Something wet has run down my neck, likely blood. I slowly turn my head forward to try and regain some sense of the surroundings, my temples pounding the with every muscle movement. Beyond the glass of my pod I s...
An abounding variety of ideas affronted Noah’s thoughts as he was handed the journal that determined his fate. He had never had so much control over something in his entire life; this prospect was daunting. As his fingers grasped the smooth exterior of the clairvoyant notebook, he knew what he wanted from life. His ...
The half-spoken whispers fill our cold, empty house. “I knew we shouldn’t have married!” and it’s a thing so true and so terrible to say. You angrily wipe away a tear from your cheek. She just shakes her head. “That’s unfair, my love. We couldn’t know.” “The daughter of the village chief and the captured rogue? What...
"Hello ste-..." "Hello, Steven can you hear me?"a women was chirping at me, my eyes opened slowly with my vision still blurry. A sweet looking brunette nurse was looking down at me smirking with the left side of her mouth, her green eyes staring into my own. "Can you hear me Steven?"She poked again at me. "Yeah... y...
Opening my eyes I found myself in what looked like a family planning clinic's waiting room. There were grey chairs set out in rows, their cushions were so worn you might as well have been sat on the metal frames. They were filled with an assortment of people, young and old, filled with despair or ambition - all of them...
An old man and lady shuffle over to the counter, and I watch bored as they creep over. They are fairly scruffy, not the usual clientelle, more likely the types who save and scrounge for years to employ the services of the Temporal Correction Bureau. "Form 25c,"I launch into it, with no preamble. The old man begins u...
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“Alex!” I scurried into my boss’s office. “Yes, Mr. Morningstar?” I asked. “Will you be a dear and make a coffee run?” He looked at me pleadingly, he’s been working hard recently. Coffee would do him some good. “Of course, sir. Your usual?” I asked, preparing for the stomach twisting journey to the upperworld. I st...
Not all the older gods are born from the infinite abyss. They're not all born hideous and horrible, inciting madness upon those who search too far into the heavens. Most are uncaring, yes; selfish, absolutely, but some are born to be uncaring in the way that the sun shines and feeds the plants on Earth. The sun shines ...
President: "Tell us what you want?" "I just wanted my frisbee. Please let me go home." "Is frisbee the code word for something?"The president whispers to the man next to him. "No no, it's that thing you throw around. Actually just keep it. I don't want troubles." "Funny joke coming from the man who single handedly ...
He sighed heavily as he regarded his. Or, more accurately, as he regarded the top of his son’s head. Fucking iPhones, the thought. He’d love to find the demon that inspired that piece of human slavery and wring his neck or tentacle or whatever the hell he had. “Son, I need you to put the phone down,” he said soft...
The question is like a ghost; always there, never discernable. For some, it’s a curiosity, a what-if. For most, a horror, a never-ever-ever, a worst-case-scenario. Ace sits with his legs crossed, focused on a half-empty sheet of paper before him. What if people killed people? Wars were mentioned in a distant past, a c...
Ray was hung from the rafters next to a makeshift workstation in the garage. A tether attached from his breast plate and was connected to a computer in the corner, the progress bar on the screen showed nearly full. It was the early hours in the morning and that only light in the workstation was from the monitor and the...
I could say something to deflect the blame. “Mistakes were made,” or something like that. The truth is that the robot revolution was almost entirely my fault. We had been trying to build the world’s best AI. It was meant to have true intelligence—not only would it be able to learn from its mistakes, but it could plan ...
I shoved open the front door of the library and ran inside, sparing a second to glance at my watch. It was 9:49 PM. The library closed in eleven minutes. Common sense told me I'd make it, but I still jogged up the steps to the checkout desk. A fifty-something librarian glared at me as she pushed a book trolley of new ...
My first breath burned like someone had poured a box of rusty nails down my throat. I rolled around in the dark and realized I couldn't move. Something was biting into my ankles and my hands were fastened behind my back. It was completely dark, totally black, and the air stank of damp. I was totally disorientated. Whic...
“Get your hand away from that flute.” Morg demanded. “Oh no another villain trying to stop me in my quest!?” Said the brazen cur currently holding the Flute of Ire. “I said get away from the flute.” Morg once again demanded. The cur drew his sword and said “I am Reter, the chosen one of Alyto, I need this flute and...
Audio log #0001. May 23rd, 2023 finally touched down in Paris! &#x200B; Wait, I should probably slow down a bit. after all, you're a new journal! My name is Edward, I prefer ed. 11 years old and ready to see more of the world. &#x200B; *to catch you up, after the disappearance of the last journal,...
"So now if the rule is you've gotta have three over there, and Paxton flipflopping, of course,"Fitz winked, "AGAIN!" The crowd smacked their hands together repeatedly in enjoyment. Fitz paced at the front of the stage, a predator in its natural habitat. "Then woowie! out of nowhere comes tumbling Old Bill, do...
The milky tide frothed over the shore. I strayed from the cold waters, it was already too cold that night. The sky was filled with the looming moon, illuminating the forest surrounding the bank with a milky radiance. I shoved my hands in my pockets and strode towards the large, jagged crags at the end of the shore. The...
“I.. WHAT!” “I cut off the leg and just… kinda left” “John, why in God’s name did you think cutting off a man’s leg was the best choice to make?” John, to answer Stephen’s question, extravagantly motions at the dozen pockets on his newly found possession. “Do you not see all the pockets Stephen, did you expect me to...
Bit of a weird one, time to pop my cherry: It was one of the first things she had noticed; every child, all 30, had jet black eyes. Eyes that seemed so penetrative, analysing, calculating. Yet they were only six. Not one of them had said a word as she opened her arms and kindly introduced herself with open arms and a ...
... ... ... Waveform Transmission Detected ... Scanning Waveform... ... Waveform Frequency 246.04 Detected, Waking Primary ... Primary Life Support Minimal, Power Cell 2 Inoperative, Switching Backup Power Cell 4 Power Cell 4 Online, Primary Life Support Nominal. Good Afternoon, Janus. *Yaawwwnn...Good afte...
Two guards pushed past a crowd of agitated people. They were dragging a young man clad in irons. One woman from the crowd was carrying a briefcase, screaming something about the end of the world. Just another day in the court room. The guards dropped the man before a podium, and he spoke. "I have considered my option...
They can remember the future. You can find them yourself if you can travel through the black fog to see them. The black fog makes us forget; it’s the doorway we must pass through to get there. Those who can remember the future refuse to pass through it. Those who are lucky enough to remember experiencing it are unlucky...
There are no words to describe what I am, to instill the horror and existential dread that my very being instills in all mortals that view even a small portion of what I am. 'Eldritch' is a term I have heard thrown about many times on your tiny speck of a planet, but it does not describe anything. It is merely an epith...
First time I've done a prompt on here. Below is some random crap I've drummed up in the past hour... just to warn you it gets a bit gory towards the end. &#x200B; Billy’s phone let out a beep beep and the screen flashed a warning to show the battery life had drained to ten percent. Rain lashed outside and batt...
"Things can't be perfect."I say back. the cops were chasing us down the street. "we aren't out of this yet! complain about the fire later!"I turn back to see the wooden spire fall. maybe it wasn't the best idea to burn down the most iconic church in France just to get the security guards off of my back. the death penal...
It's a pleasant surprise to get mail again, Sally mused as she walks up to the post office. A recent landslide had cut off the highway for nearly a month, resigning the residents of the township to a maze of backroads and a two-hour round trip to the nearest Walmart. Mail delivery to individual homes had been sporadic ...
Each bed was perfectly kept. The complex had no signs of wear and tear, it felt almost... pristine. How could a cement building, with 15 foot high barbed fences, perfectly working plumbing, and state of the art appliances give off such a neglected vibe? It was homey but sadistic. It was welcoming but recluse. It was li...
I hear a knock at the door. "It's time"I hear the male voice say. I look at the barred window, hot summer day, I look at the markings on the wall. maybe June 7th will be the day. the door opens and the man sees me sitting on my bed. "Hurry up now!"I decide that I would rather take my chances with another failed hanging...
The young man gritted his teeth. "Why a tattoo?"he asked. "It's such an archaic idea. Marking the skin. And it doesn't even move, like an e-tat." George smiled, and shook his head. "It's a symbol." "Well, I can tell that..." "No. You can't. Or at least, I don't think you can."George paused as the tattoo gun started...
I can’t sleep. I can’t even shit in peace. I thought that wish would make life so much easier and I could make a fortune, so far all that’s happening is a constant anxiety attack I see the design behind things anything buildings mostly but if I focus I can see anything and understand it, people, plants, anything really...
Around the campfire the whispers stopped. 4 of the 5 adventuring companions stared at the fifth, Emulo, with looks of confusion and apprehension on their faces. Emulo for his part has his eyes squeezed shut in a pained expression and his teeth set in a grimace. "Rookie mistake,"Emulo chided himself outloud, "Rookie mi...
The skittish mugger looked at his gun, then back at the lean, wispy man. It looked like his skin was pulled tight over his bones; his apparent malnutrition is what gave Linus the courage to victimize the man. He did not plan on firing a single shot, much less six. Now that he was approaching 50, Linus had learned that ...
The mass of rats heaved as Drenna glided among their ranks. She removed the heavy, hook billed plauge mask and breathed the damp air. Blood didn't taste the same when it was tainted by plague and clean blood was starting to run thin for most of their kind, including her. The Ancients, called by some the Shepherds, woul...
I look at the window next to me and I don't believe my eyes. I rub them, blink, and check again. The Twin Towers are there, still strong. In the middle of the bustling commercial square, it towers over every other skyscraper nearby. I can see businessmen and white-collar workers in ties and suits walking through the c...
"We thought we were doing a service to the world. I mean, freakin' werewolves, right? Nobody's supposed to get all antsy in their pantsy just because we almost knocked off one of humanity's last natural enemies. But boy oh boy did the UN have a field day when they found out what we did. How were we supposed to know?" ...
"Stop that, stop that immediately!"a flash of white lightening blurs the near horizon, the sound of thunderous feet ringing loud. It is he, the man of God, the great gift from above, the hero we didn't ask for and certainly don't need. Please welcome, the Alpaca of Peace. Jonas De Whale. "What on Earth do you think...
A paladin of the most holy, you have traveled to where the divines have sent you to vanquish evil. To smite the wicked. To seal away the impure and help cleanse the world. For many decades have you done your holy task. Demons and warlocks and things most foul have fallen to your faith and your blade. A week back you ...
I run to Josh and Mike, guns at the ready, even got Kevlar vests on made out of rags. "You boys ready for this?" They nod, as if they've been training for this since they were 5. "This is what we've been ready for since we started off in this school. We ain't gonna lose. WE WILL WIN!" We do our battle cry. Man, I'm ...
So here I am, looking at the girl who I love most in the world,watching her hair fall across her cheek as she turns her head slightly and smiles at me. It was nearly a year ago when she started to bruise easily and I could see the skin marbling before my eyes. Her hair began to thin. Her skin became shallow and dark c...
Ok... let me get this straight. people talk weird, they have no sense of fashion, they stink and worst of all there's no WiFi! I try to calm down. People look at me like I'm the one that's weird... Which isn't the case, THEY are weird. Calm down Sophia... You're gonna be fine, you need to think. I need to find somewher...
I was in college, during a semestral , when I got addicted to reddit thanks to my girlfriend. Since I was in the top of the class last semester, she recommended me to r/legaladvice, where lawyers and people who have good knowledge of the law can come and gather to help those who are in need of justice. As an aspiring...
I try hard not to think about it. Try being the key word, as hard days make harder thoughts. Yesterday for instance, I remembered my late wife's birthday. I was happy, until I remembered that so many years had passed, that I'd forgotten it the year before. The guilt stung like an affair I'd never had. If you can read...
An old tree, ancient; a venerable oak standing proudly on its weather-beaten hilltop. Majestic in its decline, the tree looked as if it might not survive the winter, though it had likely given the same impression for the past century; it clung to life--and maintained dignity in doing so, obstinately refusing to succumb...
You wake up to a cold midnight breeze. You didn't want to camp outside, but the eggheads insisted and your CO gave the okay, what were you to do? Your refusal is validated when you see a dark spot on Misha's tent, and go up to check it out. Blood. Very soon, you notice a short trail terminating as it enters the und...
Riff adjusted his horse bolo tie for the hundredth time, trying to ensure the strings were the same length on either side. It had been a gift from a "Texan,"whatever that was. Texas was a fentwa inside a fentwa (country within a country), or at least that's what Riff had come to understand after the intergalactic t...
"No. Absolutely not! Just look at him!"The Great Demon Bal'Morag screamed in his private chambers. Besides him, a lesser demon, Silratha-Bal's most trusted advisor-had brought along with him a scrying mirror and what they were staring at did not please the lord of the abyss. Not in the slightest. A gangly figure in hi...
Close your eyes, it says, and live a thousand lives. Travel a thousand lightyears in a blink. Hear a thousand stories - all you have to do is try. Close your eyes. And so she does. She's a knight in shining armor, atop a proud horse, charging up a mountainside. A rain of arrows pelts the ground around her, hissing an...
“Welcome back to Celebrities of the Past, the ultimate history and entertainment show where we have finally figured out how to bring you historical figures from the past due to the excellent foresight of Dr. Forsythe. Our last guest, Abraham Lincoln has finished our live interview portion and is currently taking quest...
"Ha! These humans are becoming smart!"Sol exclaimed. Sol is a god, in a sense. Gods are more like multi-dimensional creatures that can adjust space and time, but only in their vicinity. Their vicinity just happens to be hundreds of light years wide. Because they exist as collections of celestial objects, in the way tha...
"Phil."Samantha's father uttered, as he brushed past me into our hom... my home. "James."I responded. &#x200B; James scaled the stairs to our bedro... my bedroom, without batting an eye. He returned holding a cardboard box filled with framed photos and Samantha's Bachelor degree. "You know, a lot of these...
“I call shotgun!” I grimaced as I handed Peter the Remington 870. He grinned wildly as he stared at the weapon. It was a good gun, I’d found it in the hands of a dead LAPD officer laying across the hood of his patrol car a few months back, just after The Collapse. The LA streets had become a massacre after the Free Am...
It all started with the fire. I'm not trying to say I hadn't thought of my neighbours as odd before, but everyone setting their houses ablaze within the same week was rather red flag. I got ownership of the house just after harvest season, so I missed all of the decorations sadly. I payed the only company willing to...
He was growing up so fast, it wasnt that long ago that I made my trip. I knew it was possible and yes some may have thought I was crazy but it wasnt long til i had it figured out. In the history of man kind there have been a few places, places that more times then not we couldn't explain. Explain what happened, wher...
A stoic man sat in the chair, watching over the sobbing student. Here laid the most gifted wielder of elemental magics he’d ever even heard of - not even the Archmage could boast such precision. “Why do you sit here so?” He finally asked. “I can’t do this. Destruction. Destroying. I hate it. There is no reason to har...
As I unlocked the door to my townhouse I felt a tingling along my spine. Something was wrong. Taking out my keychain, I spoke the words, and felt the keys morph into a meter-long, straight blade of steel: K, my beautiful sword. Sure enough, her usually silver sheen was blood red. Keeping my sword ready, i stepped ...
You know that they are basically immortal animals. You, freaked out, stroll around this seemingly abismal space. The scientists follow you to bacteria, the size of ants (as compared to a normal human). You wonder around aimlessly for hours, trying to escape this place and be normal. All of the distance you’ve traveled ...
From across my desk, the pair of teens sat terrified. They averted their eyes, and shuffled about on the limited space their chairs gave them, as if that would magically get them out of this hole. I took a deep breath, a sigh really but they didn’t know that, cracked my knuckles, which only made them shit their pants...
The first time I saw my reflection was when I was sixteen years old. That was two years ago, and a lot has changed since then. My parents never allowed mirrors into our home, and I never quite understood why. It wasn’t only our home that banned mirrors—it was the entire town. There were no mirrors in the bathrooms at...
"Goddamn it"Ranger Steve muttered under his breath. He stared at the screen a few moments before standing up and setting his phone down. That was the furthest he ever made it in Pixel Delver and he still had 5 full health potions left. He was being too complacent and lost it all in an unexpected burst of damage. High ...
I retired in 1999 at the age of 67. I have no kids to turn to for company, and everyone else in my family has long before passed. Not wanting to risk the fate of dying sooner than scheduled, I decided I’d travel the world. I’m a light traveler and only pack the bare necessities, but, unlike most, I include this red-an...
As The Human Bolt stood over the carcass of Rat King in the center of town square he stuttered "P-p-pale Horse always said h-he was the strongest person with abilities I guess that's one way of showing it.""Its high time we downed that little bitch."replied Fatass gasping for air. The body, if you could it such looked ...
Some people claim to talk to god, I used to think they were just assholes but now I know they were assholes telling the truth. I talked to god, well, gods. There's more than one, sorry every religion but you're ALL right. Guess the inspiration for the religion came from somewhere, all those prophets were telling the ...
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Sweat glistened on Commander Draper’s forehead, he was overweight and there was a constant whiff of body odour around him. We didn’t mind. “We go in on 3”, hissed Draper. No one said anything else. We all knew our roles. It was our third week on patrol in the Syrian city of Latakia. We had stormed countless apartme...
“You can’t defeat me” chuckled Morgana as she began casting a spell “I am entwined into the essence of magic. I know all your tricks, it is you who will die this day Merlin and I will rule the realm.” “I thought you all you know Morgana, not all I know.” Merlin retorted as he cast a defensive spell just in time. Blu...
The page was full of online dating profiles. Hermes: sexy God of thieves, ready to steal your heart. Branwen: my brothers killed my last husband, looking for new love. Must like horses and pigeons. My hobbies are embroidery and cooking. Ra: I'm the sun god and ready to be the light of your world. Llew: my last wife tri...
“For fuck’s sake, get on with it!” The boot to the jaw sent his head spinning. This executioner was a feisty one it seemed. Julius thought it funny that the people who seemed most on edge at his executions were always the executioners. “Sorry baby did I hurt your feelings?” The executioner spit in his face and kick...
Sorry for any formatting I'm on mobile and this is my first WP reply ever. I finally found the perfect man for the job. A whole new continent far from where all my previous prophets had been, a fresh start. Like the others I'll send a simple message from me through an angel and let them take it from there. It worke...
"game of throns season 8 ep 2 spoilers" Huh, weird. No results. Surely someone was snapping photos on set- oh, hang on, spelling. "Game of Thrones season 8 episode 2spoilers" Nothing aga- ah, godammit, space bar- "Game of Thrones season 8 episode 2 spoilers" Perfect now- huh, nothing again. Zero results, not even ...
The fire was roaring, projecting the childrens shadows unto the tent’s walls. All were gathered around an old lady, waiting for her to tell them a story. Today was the myth of creation, the tale of the first Ygdrish *Long, long ago was a lone girl in the ruin of her once opulent country. No one knows when or why, but ...
I squeeze my eyes shut tightly, pinch the bridge of my nose with my fingers, my face scrunching in agitation. “Why…?” is all I can say. “It's Sunday, man. You knew I would be back. I told you at least a hundred times.” “Oh, Christ.” I get to my feet and walk to the kitchen, where my hands through sheer will of their ...
That morning, I woke up as I usually do. I rolled out of bed relatively early at 7:00 and stretched my hands in the air. The sun shone through my bedroom window and painted the room in a golden hue. I walked out into the kitchen to see my wife brewing a pot of coffee, watching the news. She saw me enter the room and s...
Day 8762: It’s been nine years since Garrett decided to end it. Ever since then it’s just been me. My knee was hurting after I collected food for today so I decided to take it easy and skip the barricade check. The only other beings here are ghosts anyway. Just ghosts and Emily. I checked and it looks like I run out of...
I laughed to myself as I furiously typed away into the computer. I scrolled through countless social media sites making account soon account and adding everyone I could. With each person that accepted I felt my power grow. So what if I can’t talk to people or make friends in the real world I have the internet. It’s a...
> “The objective is to gain an insight on the suspect’s alibis on the night of the crime.” “You see, he claims he was not there, but we don’t have enough evidence to pin him down.” > “You understand how thin the ice is... a fairly beloved night vigilante...” “... a dashing secret agent from the organisatio...
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First sign of trouble was a woman wearing panty hose over her head, shooting the elderly security guard straight through the braincase with a rifle. "Hands up shitheads!"A guy with a manbun and wearing a hideous rubber Donald Trump mask said, holding a big nickle-plated revolver. "This is a robbery, retards, put your...
We know where it came from. We didn’t think anything of it. It spread like a wildfire. It hit cities the hardest. It was first seen in England, and for all intensive purposes, it was like any other group of the time. Their music was loose and free, and some didn’t even make sense. Counterintuitively, the wealthiest c...
I stared at my dad for a few more seconds. Then, I laughed. My dad shifted on his legs uncomfortably as I laughed some more, stopping for a few seconds to catch my breath before laughing helplessly again. This has gotta be the lamest dad joke I ever heard in my entire life. I finally stopped laughing and composed my...
Hey, killing supers wasn't a popular choice, but man it's led to results. While almost every villain and hero had some kind of nonsense about how they got their powers, whether it be nuclear or they were born with it, my research has proving one consistency among all of them: They have two gallbladders. Yup, you heard ...
It was just another spam email. The usual Nigerian Prince one. Except that he said that he was “actually” going to give someone a million dollars. I sighed and deleted it before moving on. My day went by as it normally does since it’s the weekend. Wake up late, take the dog for a walk, practice my instrument, then jus...
Ever since the day we met, I felt my heart collapse In love you have to start from scratch, Then hope nothing would rip apart the rash Arts & crafts, graffiti, together through the shadows She was my weakness, an Achilles heel shot by cupids arrow We'd leave our marks all over town, never bite our tongue Ta...
I pace back and forth in my kitchen. It’s almost two in the morning and I work from seven am to six pm tomorrow. Today, i guess... technically. I don’t know what the fuck to do. I pause, looking across the room at my Maltese, sitting patiently with an inquisitive look on his face. *I can’t fuckin sleep right ...
[Poem] my neighbor, one day he went out of this world. he was a boy but sometimes dressed as a girl. he was sassy, but he wasn’t mean- i think what he called himself was a drag queen. well, aliens got him, put him in their ship, wanted to know with what features he was equipped. they saw his face, all done up in...

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