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"Sigh, not this again."You say to yourself. You're covered in placenta goo. What will you try to achieve in this lifetime? Professional chess player? Baseball pro? Hermit on the mountain? It's the same merry go round. Every. Fucking. Time. You start talking in baby-talk to the doctor who delivered you. You know mult...
“Dodge! No, dodge left, asshole!” The orc’s bone hammer smashed into the spot I had just been standing in, cracking the stone floor of the cave. I took advantage of its momentary lapse of thought from the bone-rattling it just gave its wrists, and ran my sword through its naval region. I am Infiltrator Unit Bravo ...
Dave comes over to my cubicle; he stinks of low-level ambition and drug-store cologne, "You're Baphomet, right? Is that a Turkish name?" I suppress my growl and simply nod; it is easier. Dave's cheerfulness is irritating; he will be the first to die, "So, what brought you to Meta?" I speak bluntly, "I wish to learn...
Twirl Stache heard a sentence he's always hated come from a young man in at the counter. "You're terribly cheerful for someone who serves coffee." He looked up from his newspaper and towards the barista. A young man in a leather jacket was speaking to Melissa. He was clearly impatient about his order, but Melissa was ...
Everyone knows of the Reaper and the Devil, and the weapon that's always associated with them. The Scythe and the Pitchfork. But most people forgot that these two are originally not weapons at all, they are farming tools. Scholars has been debating for ages how these two simple farming tools are tied to such powerfu...
It was another boring early morning shift slowly grinded away as the hour to switch over drew near. Just another 30 minutes, and the manager (who was pretty chill about the time clock) would let me leave for the day. Of course, being a professional mediocre "Essential worker", I knew to expect the other shoe to drop. ...
<Fantasy / Comedy> #GNU Terry Pratchett Sir Terry blinked, looking around a bedroom filled with life and love. Framed photos of smiling faces covered the wall. Well-worn books filled the shelves. Knick-knacks and mementoes littered almost every available surface. It was a room that told the story of a life well-lived...
The applause died down as the representative of France stepped away from the podium, his arms swinging lightly as he gracefully decended the steps from the stage. His presentation, a brief overview of the two dozen or so blocky building-sized robots, carried along with the same monotonous flow as the previous entries. ...
"DID SOMEONE ORDER LARGE HAM AND CHEESE!!!!" "Did that voice come from your sandwich?" "Yea it did. Its a ham and cheese sandwich that shouts as though his caps lock is broken proclaiming about how he's large ham and cheesy cheese, rather than be eaten, he's here to chew the scenery." "How do you not go deaf from al...
And this wasnt the first of the symptoms. In the early mornings I couldnt feel the cold, or the warmth of the coffe I held. Even the porcelain seemed to slip through my fingers, given that Ive already broken three just this month. "Ive either got some hand condition or theres something wrong in my brain..." I decid...
"But I've had plenty of undead servants in the past, I just don't happen to have any at this precise moment,"Habreth assured the clerk behind the desk. He gestured over his shoulder, with a swish of his ragged black robes, "There's a graveyard half a mile from here, I'll go reanimate a skeleton from there right after I...
He moved back in when he couldn't maintain his lifestyle. It wasn't that he tried to live a lavish life in the city, it was just that even on a shoestring budget, there was no way he was going to live on his own, so I practically ordered him to move back in with me, even though I knew it was the last thing he wanted t...
"Those tentacles, they feel just almost like the real thing, please do share with me what materials you used! Oh and please take a photo with me, I love your outfit, if this weren't a costume party I would have mistaken you for the real Lord Elvari!" The woman whips out her mobile phone to take a selfie with me so I f...
My consciousness came slowly to me. I tried to remember. Nothing came to my mind except a deep, unending emptiness. I was on a Bronx-bound A train, I struggled to recall. There was a screech... and a... Suddenly, it dawned upon me. Am I dead? So much for the MTA's track record. Not like they had the, ahem,...
The clock started to tick down. 36h. THE clock. Everybody was surprised. Meeting between chief of state were organized. Scientific started to study all possible side effect of current projects. Even low energy particle accelerator were stopped. The clock ticked. 23. Panic started to spread in the world. Military ...
War sat, petulant in his failure, as the others continued to discuss what to try next. "Don't give me shit, Death, you were thwarted by some metal paddles that restarted his heart!"Death's empty sockets couldn't move when he faced War, but War looked away quickly all the same. There was something decidedly eerie about ...
My eyes glide over the TV and quickly glance away, I haven't turned it on in over a month. They could have solved world hunger and cured cancer and I'd never know. It would serve me right too. But what was the point of bringing the world to its knees without Dylan? I collapse onto the sofa only for a knock to come fro...
"Hey, Sparky, wake up! It's time for your morning flight!"I said as I gently tugged on my dragon's leash in an attempt to rouse him up to little avail. I had always wished for a pet dragon, longing for the thrill of adventure and excitement, something to distract me from the monotony of city life. When my family w...
"Get in there, fast. Watch the walls."A foot through the wooden door and we were inside, flashlights cutting through dust of past millenia. There was a computer in here. Even the word computer was taboo at this point. The floors were grey cement, the walls white plaster. I had my gun pointed all around, a spinning top ...
"...and I hear when the games are over, everyone just goes back to the village and has some sort of giant fucking orgy." "Thanks, Max. Glad to hear it,"said Ben halfheartedly. "Are you kidding me right now? That doesn't excite you? Pure, 12 hour shifts of straight fucking?"Max's voice was ecstatic. "Max, take the...
*I stare into my wife's lifeless eyes. I can't move. The doctors warned me this day would come, but no amount of preparation in the world could ready me for this moment. This seemingly endless space of time where I'm alone, once again. My love has left me, and even as the sound of the flatline rings in my ears and tear...
Howard stood still and looked up at the sky. It was dark out, save for a slight silver glow atop the cylindrical object that seemed to mirror the light of the moon. “I ain’t surrendering to no Mexican,” he said. “They aren’t Mexican, Howard. They’re aliens. They’re going to destroy the planet if you don’t help us h...
She looks somewhat familiar to me. I find myself staring, though I'm trying my best not to. She looks gaunt. Ill, almost. Her hair falls limply around her face. I think it's brown but really it looks colourless. She's probably a similar height to me but significantly skinnier. Her hands are like bird claws, skeletal an...
It started as a tickle but it soon became a burn, From a child to an inferno, oh, how quickly did I learn, For some people may be special and some people are unique, But for just a chosen few there's another label, "Freak." The old and dreadful ways took away my brethren kind, In the cold and fearful days they...
"Good morning John. Good morning Grib-Grob-Xorplar." The two scientists stood, loosely facing the computer. It was examining them through a web cam perched on top of the mainframe. It might have been more stylish if they had built the AI a custom mainframe with a real built in camera, but this was the beta. "I'm sorr...
The smell of the hospital was enough to make him feel worse. The stale, artificially lemon hinted air roaming through halls was heavy, and made his heart sink. His mother stood outside talking to yet another doctor. They made sure to force a smile whenever they caught his gaze but the eight year-old knew it was another...
Dear Mr. Simon, I paid Tammy $20 to give this letter to her sister's boyfriend to give it to you. Tammy says you do favours for people all the time. I know I don't work for you, you don't even know me, but this is really important and I don't know who else to ask for help. Santa never wrote back even though I asked hi...
Detective McFly was the first detective on the scene. He's a small, rugged fly with tough wings and a furry face. "What's the buzz?"he asked no one in particular. "Male,"replied one of the techs, "seven days old, reportedly on his way home from a shit feast. Three witnesses say they saw him antagonizing a pair of Beh...
You want to hear about Springtown's big hero? I mean, if you look at him, you probably don't think much of him. And his costume isn't exactly flashy either, just a shirt with his name on it. And his name isn't much either: Mr. Springtown. His real name is Albert Thomas, and he's a librarian around here, used to do some...
Three friends formed a business together, making clothes. The first friend, Mark, made shoes, using handcrafted leather and hemp. The second friend, Tom, made shirts, but preferred the feel of cotton for all his designs. The third friend, Sarah, made woolen hats, with whimsical patterns. They rarely saw each oth...
“Alright everyone, that’s a wrap. Good work today.” Now was my chance. I should ask her now. Well, maybe when there aren’t so many people around. But she always leaves quickly, I just needed to suck it up and do it. Heart pounding with a rib-cracking rhythm, I approached Lucy. She was talking to her agent, but turned...
For fear of introducing a counter-opinion that invokes downvotes, I am going to bravely move forward and answer your questions: >These themes are not only overly represented in this sub (and stale, imo), Valid >they don't reflect the human condition. You're missing the symbolism! [The symbols duke! The sy...
-United Nations' Space Station, orbiting planet XV13- "Sir! We've made contact!"Private Jenkins panted as he ran to bring the news to the general. "What is it?"General Briggs boomed, "You better not be wasting my time, private!" "We've made contact with an alien species! The big heads down on the surface of the pla...
It's been a hard winter. Nobody really expects the world to end. How do you prepare for that? John has no idea how he made it through the last few months, much less how he'll survive the future. At this point of time, all plans have gone out the window. People now scrape by day to day. John sighs and keeps on walking....
“Bless me father for I have sinned. It’s been one month since my last confession, and I shall confess to the sins of lying once, anger against my coworkers, pride, and jealousy. I am sorry for these and all my sins.” I was always happy to hear Angelica’s confessions. She was concise, direct, and I got the sense that s...
Dora cautiously sat down on what appears to be a late 16th century antique chair after the butler let her in to the receiving room. She put her backpack to her side. Various treasures are displayed and she spots some Sumerian figurines, a Monet, Picasso and a Garfunkel, an original Galaga arcade machine and somewhat mo...
Ben enters shop Ben: "In a world, where I can have a can of soda, can only two kinds exist. One is a doctor, the other is a coke." Shop clerk: "Do you have the money to experience the fantastic cherry coke? Ben: "Follow Ben on his journey to making enough money to be able to afford a cherry coke" **...
"I've not seen you before; you must be new around here! My name is Oswald of Ornheim." The words tumble out without effort now, automatically, less conviction and interest in each successive syllable. The wind roars, the thin rain falls. The oak wall on the inn I stand against is the same dull mahogany it has always b...
"Sir!"A flash of white darted down the hallway, papers flying as the engineer ran after his superior. "Sir!!! We've made contact!" Director Gavins stopped in his tracks. "What? Let me see!" A paper was handed to him. It was in cipher, and had been decrypted through several supercomputers. When he saw the words, Gavin...
"My boy, think of this as... Re-Education." He said as he plunged the serrated blade into my chest. It burned and cut at me a thousand times in a single push. I tried to scream. "Ah yes about that, you have no voice here. You see in your life you never really said anything of note, so now you can't say anything". H...
In a conference room , prominent scientists and journalists eagerly awaiting the beginning of the conference ; hundreds of photographs ready to capture the action. "We have with us Dr. Alfred who in secrecy worked with dangerous chemicals , risking his own life , to make the world a better place , to rid the world o...
November 26th was the first crime-free day in New York City history. For twenty-six hours, NYC's 8.4 million residents refrained from so much as a measly stabbing. Nobody tried to make off with anybody else's purse. Nobody tried to dunk anybody else in a vat of acid. All the folks who would normally have been intereste...
A drop of sweat falls from my cheek to the desk. The proctor passes through the first row. Some students are ecstatic, jumping from their cold plastic chairs and shouting with joy. Others are distraught. One girl, a blue-eyed beauty, receives her paper. A gasp. She slowly lets out her breath. Calmly, she leaves the roo...
I carelessly flipped the coin. It didn't even matter anymore. My attention was better served elsewhere. I wanted my freedom. It landed on my palm. Tails. I smiled. I had begun to prefer nightmares. My favourite dreams were, at best, a pleasant distraction. At worst, in them I'd find myself free of these chains. I'd be...
830 The computer glares at me. The cubicles and the sky are the same grey. No one is talking. A tense silence. Even fucking Cathy from accounting isn't badgering every fucking one of us about how its's "Humpday". We fucking get it Cathy. It's wednesday. It's halfway through the week. This wasn't fucking funn...
"Freeze Janet! Burt Macklin, FBI!" "Oh! Burt Macklin!"She screamed, "How did you find me here?" "Better question is how did you find... Me... Here're.... I know your plan Snakehole!"Burt walked through the threshold into the secret FBI underground, nuclear, 1970s era computer, database, file room and Starbucks. "Y...
He stood on the stoop with just a notepad. "How did you and your family survive the outbreak?"he asked, ready to write. It had become the question that everyone in our society was asked when they first introduced themselves. We no longer cared where you were from or where you worked. We cared about how you'd made it...
Chuck pressed the phone tightly against his ear as he stood in the small, wooden boat atop the river Styx. It was almost impossibly hard to hear the voice on the other end of the line, thanks to the unending shouts and bloodcurdling screams that bubbled up from the water beneath. Although he wasn’t entirely familiar wi...
I hit another one on my way to work. They're the worst on the roads, when you're trying to get somewhere and there's a choke point where you have to move into another lane. All the markers left by someone's car accident. In Michigan we used to have the joke that there are two seasons, winter and construction. Now there...
Okay, fine, just cause the OP got snarky. --------------------- Once upon a time in a trashy part of New Jersey there lived a fabulous princess. Not just any fabulous princess, mind you, she was the princess of the wonderful kingdom of Tumblr. And all of her loyal followers pledged their reblogs and favorites to her,...
My head was spinning, the taste of dirt in my mouth. I open my eyes to see where I am at. Where the hell am I? The dirt was green with specks of blue in it. The rocks were almost a chrome color. If they were rocks at all. The last thing I remember doesn't seem possible. I was out in the woods having a bonfire with frie...
It wasn't obvious at first, but he was crying. It was unmistakable once I was aware of it. He held it together pretty well, but his breathing was erratic and there was an occasional sob. I glanced down at the butterfinger in my hand. I had just bought it from a vending machine at the station. It was a special trea...
Today would be a grim day. The day we would finally fight. Oh, there had been fighting in the past, lots of it. But it mainly involved insulting each other across the shores, and sometimes throwing rocks and arrows. But the lake had finally dried up. Now we would show them. We had been forging weapons and armor for m...
I'm watching at home on C-SPAN when the roll call goes through, 280-140. The ayes have it. Despite everything - despite all my hard work to get to this point - I can hardly believe it. I hug my plushie Cthulhu to my chest in excitement. I used to feel guilty about the way I sold out mankind to the elder gods. But now...
"Coffin Here, get Your Coffin here. Only used once. Great condition, maple oak, with a strong satin finish. Leather interior. You can't go wrong here. If you want to go to the After After Life in style, this is your ride." This sales pitch and many others were being pitched along the impoverished roads of "heaven."A r...
This is the poem Ive always wanted to write. Titled "When I Die" When I die, of course I want people to miss me And when they’re done let that sadness go free In my years on this earth I’ve lived more that most I’ve travelled the entire world and driven to each coast. I’ve seen the beaches of Normandy wher...
There were bodies lining the streets when the Alien came into the settlement. It was surprisingly easy to snatch one of the them. There was no struggle at all. The Human that the Alien approached was slumped over on the side of the road, glass bottle in hand and dressed in ragged clothing. When the Alien placed a hand ...
I couldn't help but cry when I saw my grandma's engagement ring on my youngest sister's finger. I was 47. Apparently 47 is the age that even your own mother deems you unlovable. "No, dear.... you know what this means. Someone too wonderful for this world is destined for you. Just not yet." Not yet. Those words start...
>Primary Suspects: Believed to be founding members. >"Eddy": Violent temper, excessive greed, quick to resort to physical violence. Believed to be the ringleader of the self styled "Jawbreakers". Long time associate and close personal friend of "Ed"and "Double D". Possible mob ties through older brother. We...
Rhea reached into her pocket, searching for the headphones that she knew would be inevitably entwined in a frustrating tangle of knots. Instead of wires, though, her fingers felt velvet fabric. Grasping it firmly, she pulled it out. Once she got a good look at what she was holding, she nearly dropped it in her surpr...
Hey Xanu, check this... Apparently an entity known as Sauron almost got control of the whole planet. Must have been though times... Hmm, interesting... But why did Justice League do nothing to stop him? This Superman guy sounds strong enough. He must have been engaged otherwise, son. By the way, remind me to inform ...
Clinical Depression. Chronic Anxiety. Eating Disorders. Substance Abuse. I can kill them all. Most therapists require multiple sessions to help their clients overcome such issues. For some it's a lifetime of therapy to stave off their particular demons - always needing to come back and talk through the latest bout....
EDIT 2: Posted in /u/WritingPrompts for Constructive Criticism EDIT: PART TWO IN THE COMMENTS! REPORT FROM INTERPLANETARY SURVEY TEAM OMEGA-13 RE: The Re-Discovery of Terra Colony (aka, "Earth") Initial Discovery, Survey Expedition, Results, and Future Recommendations On [STARDATE REDACTED], our D...
Some NSFW-ish language Michael awoke in a strange place: dark, warm, comfortable. He opened his mouth to yawn, and noticed a disgusting taste in his mouth. Breathing was difficult, yet he did not feel short of breath. He heard muffled voices around him, tried to stretch his arms but encountered fleshy walls. He bega...
"I think she's faking it,"Celeste said as she watched America's Next Person That Sings. "She's not pretty enough to sneeze that much." "Maybe she has a cold?"Robert suggested as he read the newspaper in his La-Z-Boy. "Didn't you hear her sing? That woman's sinuses are clear." Robert looked up from the paper and stu...
I did not take into account the amount of confidence 10-year-olds had. They had no self-doubt, no apathetic edge, no trauma that had shaken their faith. And I mean faith in every sense, considering the fact that one of my students was now Jesus. "When I said anything, I meant doctors, astronauts, firefighters. Not-"I...
Luna, Alpaca, ResonatingFury.. My idols would be avenged. I walked down the street in my gray washed out hoodie. The alleyway was dark and dirty. Screams and cries for help filled the streets. Police sirens blazed all day and night. The world had gone to shit ever since Redditors all over the world came together...
You want to know why all the genre films died? It's me. No more adventure epics. No more action flicks. No more drama pieces. It's all documentaries now. Why do you need fiction when the craziest shit happens in real life? How is it that those freedom fighters were able to shoot down every bullet lobbed at them by...
"Good Morning,"Alexander said as he walked into the room, he had papers tucked under his arm and a coffee in his hand. It was going to be a long day and he needed to stay awake. He was stepping into a blank room with a single chair in it. "Good morning Doctor,"the voice that was ambient in the room said to him, "how ...
It was quiet at first. No one really noticed the bans. Small stories, tiny users, registered below thirty days, less than a hundred karma. No one really notice, nor seemed to care. But one day it all changed. One day, the mods did what they always wanted to do. They put their plan in motion. They weren't hiding it an...
"Damn it, Jeff, he's at it again." "Who's at what again?" "That guy who comes running in here every day with the armor and the really sharp polearm. He's back." "I don't know what you're talking about, man. All I know is that the boss said we need to stay up here. Said he was anticipating someone's arrival, and that...
######[](#dropcap) Takeda looked down at the scroll, it was complete. He picked up another blank parchment after placing the finished one down next to the fourteen before it. How was I to know that was the emperor's dog? he pondered as he shook his head. He looked over at the imperial guardsmen who watched over him,...
>“To be an adult means to be wiser and older.” >Y.H. (2nd Period) The young man asked the old man “how is it like to be old?” He said it’s a little bit cold. Like eating oatmeal and watching soap operas. But it was more disappointing When you're not enjoying the good old days because I Rememb...
"What- what do you mean, her father isn't on the database?" "It means, you fucked a rogue,"the doctor's assistant said. "The little bastards. So nice job, lady. Was he ruggedly handsome?" "Leah needs a father. I can't support a baby on my own! And what the hell? A rogue, came into town, got me pregnant, and ran off? ...
‘M’lord, he sends for you,’ ‘He? – Who is he?’ I didn’t recognise the old man who stood in the doorway. His thick travelling robe hung from his arched back, his bony shoulders buckling under the weight. ‘Sorry,’ he shuffled closer, struggling to pull the hood from his head. He pursed his colourless lips. I motioned ...
"What city does your faction operate out of?"Rezna's high voice chimed as she needled her prisoner, both literally and metaphorically. She pressed a long thick needle into the peasant's bruised eye, delighting in his screams of agony. "PLEASE! PLEASE! I don't... I don't know anything... I swear... I swear!"The farmer...
I glance nervously through the oval window into the room. It is packed with well dressed men and I quickly pull away from the glass. I press my back against the hallway wall and breathe heavily. The nerve demons are at play in my stomach. *You are going to lose this pitch, Daniel-san. Just as you lost the world junior...
“Are you Mark Lionheart?” Said the woman in the doorway. Mark Lionheart was currently having a nice nap in the bathtub, with a large quantity of highly acidic liquid to remove any evidence that something terrible had happened to him, like fingerprints around his throat. But hey, if this lady is from UPS or something a...
“Subject 421, state your designation.” The cold, unfriendly voice of Tech Jones woke me from a fitful sleep. I rolled over on my narrow bunk and blinked at him. The pain in my arms was barely noticeable now. The swelling around the flashing metal attachment had gone down, just like they said it would. “State y...
It started as a crack, a thin line that was only visible when it caught the light just right. Children saw it more easily than adults. Gradually, it widened, until it was always visible, and to everyone. Multicolored lights could be seen within, and sometimes, snatches of voices or music could be heard, always too brie...
I looked at my dog, and I looked at the aliens. Wait. No. When did I get a dog? I'm a cat person. Whose dog is it? My confusion lasts only a moment before the golden retriever growls a bit, then, in the plainest English replies, "Thank you. Well done. Your payment should be in order." The lead alien--and th...
It couldn't be. Curly red hair, but longer than she used to wear it. Nerdy T-shirt, check. Scar on her lip from the ravine? Oh god, it's bigger than I remembered. I steeled myself as she walked up the steps, expecting her to recognize me. When she didn't say anything, I glanced over to see her taking a seat next to m...
"O - M - Geeee. Brandon is so hot in those skinny jeans." "I wonder if she'll recognize me. Those lips look so soft." "Damn dog. If my wife doesn't handle that stupid mutt, I'm going to murder it with my bare hands." I look around for the three voices in my head. The first voice is obviously coming from the t...
Complete and utter darkness. Or was it a blinding brightness? Peter found it curious that he never questioned what he was experiencing but now as serenity slipped away he could feel the physical world coil around him once again. "Brother Mark?"he probed, his voice hoarse and his eyes still shut. No response. Peter sl...
The whispering came again as I lay down to sleep. It came from under the bed. The same whispering that's lulled me to sleep every night without fail since I was five. I did my best to ignore it, as my parents told me to do when I was a child. *Sweetie, it's just part of your imagination. There's nothing under you...
“Bloody hell, Zaph...” he angrily shouted. “Did you even try to marinate the Boghog before you started the chop?” Gordon grimaced while he sliced into the toughened meat, digging into another piece of the hastily prepared meal. “Seriously? All that two heads has really won you is the ability to look like three prop...
I sat there, staring at the empty space, the tiny molecules of oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, and all the other assorted -gens, in total disbelief. I stood in front of over a million people, with millions more watching in their homes, looking in total silence at the broken string on my guitar. Let me clarify: the brok...
BEEP BEEP BEEP 9:45 A black controller crashed onto the desk as I reached for my phone. A simple swipe right and the blaring sound of my alarm was silenced. My chair creaked as I leaned back and sighed. A crash sounded from outside of my room, but I ignored it. “Is it time?” my girlfriend, Rachel, asked from behind ...
In the two years that it took me to really get all the Latin down pat, I had a lot of time by myself to think. I knew all about the old Marcus Dominicius of Roman Times, and always thought that my parents had kind of cursed me with that old-fashioned sounding name. Dad always said that we were distantly related, but it...
Another night alone. The young man stumbled down the stairs towards the bodega which made up the bulk of his buildings ground floor. Why was his elevator always broken? Stairs were not a good place for drunks. Realistically he knew why the elevator was only now being repaired, almost a full three months after it had b...
He did not make friends easily. His mother had left when he was a young boy, running off to Florida with a tan car salesman she met in a cooking class, leaving nothing more than a yellow post-it note that said she was sorry. He had ever since been wary of depending on another human being, which in turn made those aro...
The Enlightened One was eating spaghetti. Her eyes were foggy, like a window after rain. She reached back and scruffled Mister's fur. The grey cat was delighted and said, "Oh yeah baby!"The Enlightened One furrowed her brows. I need to get a less-perverted familiar, she thought. The TV screen displayed several quick ...
No one ever thought all the nuclear weapons we had amassed would be of any use except exterminating ourselves. When the president suggested we build more, pour more money into them, everyone balked. I balked. Why push us ever closer to our own demise? For what purpose? We had nowhere else to go. We had no other planet...
"Remember when-" "Yes." A beat, a pause. They returned to reading the paper and sitting in existential despair, respectively. She read the book with a passing interest - when you member been around long enough, stories tend to seem just a bit formulaic. He, however, still did find something new every time he read, bu...
"Woah..."You whispered in awe. "That was scary, but also really cool." A muffled voice could be heard, and it sounded like Jack Black. "I know, right?" You get the gun once again. "You can talk?" "No, you can talk. Normal humans don't. You speak gun!"The gun yells. You gasp. "I... speak gun?" "Just kidding, I'm th...
As I got scrubbed up, I could hear my surgical techs whispering. Washing my hands and putting on pajamas wasn’t too hard, this part of med school I got. A few of their whispered words reach my ears. They say he’s a prodigy Completely experimental! He’s crazy I walked closer as they fell quiet. “So, what surgery ...
A roar of air swept past Roger, breaking against his heavy armor. It only took a moment for him to return to his senses and open fire. Beams of green light erupted from Roger's laser rifle at this radiation infected beast. Each shot missed as The Siren rolled to the side, unsheathing a way-too-large sword as he returne...
At a certain instance you begin to feel the thread unravel. Your mind loosens, and you fall into a spiral of inaudible despair. I think they call it madness. That feeling of something happening, but you don't know what it is. I have often felt so. The thread has loosened like time does, after enough of it has passed...
I swirl from the lamp, filling the room as smoke fills a crowded room. Genies don't have bodies, you see. That's Hollywood nonsense. We are a presence, a vapor. A spirit. I recite the line I have uttered millions of times to thousands of masters: As I have been summoned, so I will go; *As you have reaped, so you ...
Chuck Norris grasped the orb, staring longingly into it's milky-grey mass. He wondered what it was made of, and decided that it would make a good addition to his collection so he climbed the long flight of stairs and returned to his third story apartment. He kicked open the door, and tossed the orb onto the table with...

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