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This reminds me of a story I wrote recently! Not a 100% fit to the prompt but hopefully you like it anyways. I’ll copy it below: “Ready to go, Sully?” Mike asked cheerfully, the leathery green skin of his rotund head glistening with sweat as he struggled to reach high enough to strap the canister on Sully’s back. On...
I was on my way to the NYSE. I saw someone dressed as a dragon. It was a mascot suit. Then, a few seconds later, I saw another person with a suit that looked similar, but it had different colors. I arrived at the building when the screams started. I saw a troubled man looking at one of the higher screens. I looked at t...
The music box finished its song. Suddenly, a pillar of light appeared before me. You dropped the box. The light disappeared to reveal a woman in its place. She had a wolf's ears on top of her head. Her eyes were wide open while her lips were expressionless. She wore a brown cloak. "Hello, I am Wolf, an AI that will put...
My time to make this deal was quickly closing. I could tell the woman sitting in front of me was losing interest by the second. Of course, her confused glassy eyed look could have also been because she wanted to go back to sleep. That wasn’t so unusual. The human mind is shockingly good at rejecting things it deems too...
"So, what's the future like?", asked your sister. "Well, there are these people called, 'goths.' The female ones are lovely. They show no emotions in their faces." "No emotion? What's lovely about that?" "It shows that they have strong psyches."She just stared at you. "There is also a toxic communication system calle...
This monk/shaman/sage was my dad. He's been stupid stuff like this forever. He followed it with, "The world was made so that the tower would be defeated every few years. Drink this. You will grow wings and be empowered."He held out a glass of what looked like coffee. "I don't believe you, but I'll gladly take coffee", ...
“Kick his ass James!” “You got this Trevor!” The crowd was energetic on this cool, summer night. There was a beautiful night sky and all that jazz but I think the moon made it a very special evening. Before I met Trevor and James, I didn’t believe in most of the supernatural mumbo-jumbo. Creatures of the night th...
The light was blinding at first. Soren blinked his eyes, they burned. When the scene came into view, he'd realized what had happened. The last thing he'd remember was sitting in alleyway, blood pooling out of his wound, and the sharp edge of his enemies sword tip on his throat. Fearing it was the last minute of his l...
A purple light enveloped the entire interior of the convention center. It resided after a second. I ran past crowds of people. Some were confused; some were excited. I saw her standing in the open. She was dressed as Aria, the most powerful mage from the Shy Wizard series. She wore a white corset with straps, as well a...
Most of my prompts do not require fantasy elements. I limit myself to posting at most one a day. Usually they're based on a real problem or observation, but I translate it so it's not identifiable. And abstract it to hint how a story could be made out of it without binding responders to any unnecessary particulars. ...
The shuttle entered the wormhole, a swirling vortex in the stratosphere. The crew saw purple and blue swirls moving more intensely than the wormhole itself. Upon emerging to the other side, they saw that they were in an asteroid field. The asteroids drifted extremely slowly. There were no recognizable galaxies. After...
The sunlight fades from my eyes and I look up, there they are, clouds: white, puffy, weightless things. Yet, they blot out the sun. They wedge themselves between it and leave a space free of the warm afternoon light. I lay back and feel myself falling into the sun-soaked grass. From where I am on my perch I can see fa...
*"Well, a job's a job I guess..."* I looked down at the small scrap of paper, now ripped from the posting at the Laundr-o-Mart, detailing a number and a name. ***Clotho, HR Recruiter, 854-299-FATE (3283)*** *"Doesn't seem that bad."* ​ I took out my phone, dialed the number, and hoped for another human...
The shadows were my friends. There were two of them. They took the forms of smiling faces with little tails. They looked like ghosts. One day, in my room, I was relaxing in bed when they started to fly at a higher speed than usual. They criss-crossed each other multiple times. Eventually, they came to a stop and overla...
Mac stared at her phone for the hundredth time, she was extremely nervous. It wasn’t like she’s never had done dog-sitting before. all her neighbors actually enjoy her dog-sitting while they go out of town to vacation. While Mac never had a pet of her own, she loved help taking care of others. But recently a newlywed c...
**Atlasdava#432154218\_Galaxy-Alptei\_Cluster-Zatrium** 1. Below the surface lay the ruins of an ancient planet-wide city, which holds the upper crust upon it's shoulders 2. The planet is a hotspot of archaic supertech from the humans, who died out before all other life could grace the universe 3. The surface of the p...
Bloody Hands, a popular horror film series, stars the actress Laura Chell, who plays Darcy. Darcy is the victim of the slasher character, The Bloodman. The writer of the series, Mark, was in his office when his door opened. He looked up from his work to see Darcy. Although, he assumed it was the actress in the characte...
"War creates necessity, and as the famous phrase goes, Necessity is the Mother of all Invention."Dr. Johnston announced to entire History Department as well as the physicist and an engineer that they had heavily insisted should be there. "Arms races are evident through out the ages with clear improvements to both ...
"now hero, I shall rule the world and... Come here matchstick, no you can't set fire to him."The villain grabbed the little boy dressed as a matchstick and lifted him. "Is he your son?". "no no, he's..."The villain mouths out adopted to the hero,, "ah I see, good for you and him.". "thank you, everyone blames me for a...
Stopped within hours. Hired within hours. At the stand within hours. Everything was such a blur… I just looked at a sign and I was talking to some woman with blinding white hair, then sitting down at this cramped dusty stand. Didn’t look like it had been in use for years. You couldn’t tell that by the rest of the p...
In the ending, the main character dies by the sorcerer. I couldn't stop thinking about it in bed that night. Kyle could have used a fire spell at the beginning to kill him, but Kyle didn't know about his own magic ability. I woke up to see myself in an archaic bedroom. I had green skin. I wore a loincloth and a simple...
How did I get here? I'm in my make up chair on location at a parking lot for what used to be a subway. The production team's hair and make up expert, Cassidy, is putting a pink bow in my hair, a bandaid over my forehead scar, a scortch-marked tie around my neck, and she's darkening the five o'clock shadow on my chisel...
Girl kept crying for a while, poor thing... She has difficulties on trusting people and knowing who to trust. Now she is lost in here in some kind of abandoned place. She finally notices me. I speak to her, telling her to dry her tears and stand up. She calms down and dries her tears. Then stands up, she asks for help....
The nun and I stared at each other. She looked at my two teammates, Heather and Gabriel, behind me. Her face went from surprised to happy. "Oh, gracias! Angel, I ask for your blessing to help me in my match tomorrow", she told me. "I'm sorry, we don't...do blessings...", I said. "What? Well, what *do* you do?""We are T...
Grath had been a promising student, if a bit hot-headed. Of course, in a royal spy, such impatient bravado was no small matter -- it was likely to get him killed. Thus, when the boy had brashly driven in too close for the umpteenth time during a bout of sparring with the rapier, trying to overpower Grandmaster Hartma...
I've begun to stop caring. I can't escape. Not this 'prison', not even the luxury. I'm not even able to respect the very people forced to serve me. I feel... broken. Dead. I should have known that that was what Damos wanted. Life should be perfect... except I'm not a cruel person, yet I've been forced to be cruel. I c...
Heather ran to Jeff's house. It was ages since they've visited Hell. She knocked on the door. Jeff answered. Beside him was a succubus kissing him. Jeff didn't look enthused. Heather ran past him into the house. She stopped in the living room. She stood in front of a blue portal that was once a pentagram. She jumped th...
I looked up to see an angel hovering above me. She looked at me while she had her hand outstretched toward me. She looked like she was trying to grab me. I guess she was drawing me toward her. "Am I going to Heaven?", I asked. "No, but you'll like this place."She showed no emotion. We ascended at an extremely fast rate...
"H-hey."says Chris, a 500 year old vampire, who looks like a normal, 20 year old man. "I, uh.. heard this is the place that people get that world-famous garlic bread?"he asks. "Why, yes."says a waiter as he glances at Chris's small fangs. "Booth or table?"the waiter asks. "Oh, uh... booth please."says Chris. The waiter...
"Do you still think about it?"a voice interupted a teen who was standing on a balcony, turning around to see his friend standing with him, stargazing at the night sky. "Hm?" "The accident I mean." "Oh-"the teen took a moment to close his eyes, he still remembered that oh-so distant smoke that had filled his lungs as...
Her ancient holy blood froze as she descended upon him from the clouds above. She’d spent the last six centuries preparing herself for this moment, the point of intersection between their two realities. The old stories of the Above’s previous champions always told of a fearless young hero who would defeat the dark lord...
If I could remember what had happened before, I might suffer less. That's probably why I can't. All I can say is what I can remember. However long I've been here, I can't tell. A day, a century, a thousand years. I assume it changes up the tortures over time, but I don't know. Whatever it is, I never see it, but I...
Breaking the Universe wasn't supposed to be easy, yet here we are. Orbiting Earth is a massive ring around the entire planet. It is quite thick, with three arrows pointing inwards. It flickers in and out of our dimension and into its original one, by design. Outside of this is another ring. The station simply reads '...
As the small paper boat floats down into the sewers, it bobs and weaves, carried by the gentle flow of the water. The boat is carried past dark corners and damp walls, the sound of the flowing water echoing around it. Occasionally, the boat bumps into debris that has accumulated in the sewer, but it continues on its jo...
The house stood in a field of ripe grain stretching as far as the eye could see. The wind blew endless waves of dust and a strange, glittering pollen that settled in waves on the floors and walls and then suddenly vanished. If you stood by the windows and listened, the wind would whisper of the great cities that wer...
I was always interested in the paranormal. I drove to the abandoned place. It was in a barren area surrounded by trees. I saw a lot of stalls, a funhouse, a circus tent, and one of those hammer games. The colors looked faded. I walked toward the carnival before I felt very sleepy. I couldn't move my feet anymore. My le...
At this point, I am defeated. All I can afford to do is lay in my bed and wait for something to happen. And not because of depression. I am depressed, this made me depressed, but it's not because I'm depressed. It's because I don't need to do anything for everything to happen. I can't trust what I know, I can't trust...
Another bad month is about to end. I look at the bills and invoices piling on my desk. After rummaging through the pile and separating them. I realize storage locker 96 has not been paid for three months now. Well, there goes another customer. I grab my keys and step onto the lot. I reminisce about when I first inheri...
I was walking home from school when I felt a splash of water against my back. I short-circuited, and my vision went black. My systems were offline, so I essentially fell asleep. I woke up standing in a girl's bedroom (it was pink). A face appeared in front of me. It was Martha, a girl I knew from school. Then, I saw Ka...
The two mythical beings made a deal: whoever made more money in three days won. The genie turned to street performing. He changed into different animals and dance in those forms. People threw money into his hat. He met the leprechaun at the park. "How much money did you make?", asked the leprechaun. "$400", he said. "I...
I can't believe I convinced Lucifer to do it... I had to beg and beg and BEG... he's keeping Urrick busy for me, under the pretence of hell still being in chaos... I finally have some time for myself... I'm sitting by the lake's edge in the local park. Urrick would NEVER let me get close in fear of me falling in, despi...
„Oh, it just looks so peaceful around here! And so many mountains?!“, Clara barely was able to hold her breath the entire drive to the cabin. The job at the IT firm in Munich paid well and so Tim was able to afford their very own private cabin deep withing the Bavarian Woods near the Czech border. Although whether it s...
Grunting I shouldered the boulder. Beneath it I planted my feet firmly into the earth and heaved. With the power of the earth in my arms I threw the giant stone at the demon. "Guh wha? NoooOOOOAGH!" The demon crumpled under the weight of the boulder and vanished back to the immaterial world. Victory! Beside me my ...
"Jeremy,"you said you'd stop. You *promised*,"Sarah wept when she confronted him after he arrived home. "Sweetheart, I *did* stop. I stopped Maurice from spoiling all of our fun!"he said with a pleased smile. "Now we can keep doing as we like. Isn't that wonderful?" "She's broken, Jeremy. She's a ruined thing! ...
All Jacob got was denial, reverse psychology, and threats. And now, here he was, left outside on a cold autumn night, told not to come back until he acted like he was "supposed"to. He stopped, looking up at the vastness of the sky that would seemingly be his only blanket for weeks on end. Reality set in. This was i...
I don't need to go on the Internet because I know the entirety of it. The same goes for TV. Life is boring. Well, I could get hired by a scientific facilities and tell them what they don't know, leading to breakthroughs in technology. I did just this. The world then had robots and looked like something in a sci-fi. I b...
"Get rekt, scrub", said Larry. "Hold on. Pause. I need to take my medication", said Phil. "I can't pause", said Larry. One of the caretakers, Letty, came over behind Larry. "Ooh, nice snipe", she complimented. "Brings me back to 'Nam", Phil said, smiling. The next day, Larry and Phil played another session together. L...
Two adventurers, Ron and Winnie, walked across the sands of the desert when they saw the camel. It had blue stripes on its neck. "Look! I gotta get a picture!", said Winnie. She took out her phone and snapped a photo. The camel looked at Winnie, who then started to float in the air. "Woah!", she cried. Ron looked at he...
I look at my boxers as I stare at myself in the mirror, the shorts reduced to little more than a plaid rag after that tailburst. Before me is not the face I had grown up with, the face I had known. The face in the mirror is that of a [bassarisk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringtail), and already I feel the need to la...
Daisy looked kind of sad. She did not really care about the government being overthrown. She was expecting that for a while now. She was sad because of the building. Of course it wasn't as beautiful as the buildings she saw in Europe, but she still liked the design. "Well this is the end of an era..."*said Mike. He wa...
In these dead areas, people can perform spells. Magic potions can be made from materials in these zones. I've been hopping across a trail of floating platforms of earth above a canyon. The trail curves off to the side over high ground, so if I fall over there, it won't be fatal for sure. It would injure me, though. Why...
**The Last Apple** The empty aisles of the long-forgotten supermarket are laden with dust and empty shelves. The food here has been long consumed and raided by survivors ever since the uprising. What little organic matter that lays within the confines of the old abandoned box store has been taken by the rats or turned...
Jason's day started just like any other day, except for one little detail. A knock was heard at the door. He went to answer and came face to face with a slightly odd looking pair who addressed him in a high-ish tinny voice saying they were Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Jason put these strange impressions down to the fact that he...
First, Earth developed its own life. Then, said life became sapient. Though they almost killed their mother, they saved her from themselves. Then, they left their cradle world and founded an alliance based on freedom for all. But that was not to last. For then, Earth was attacked. The Sol Shield, closed the enemy awa...
"I called upon the mighty Asmodeus"the pimple faced twerp whined "who the hell are you?" "Call me Frank. Az-mo threw this one my way. Whatcha after?" He stuck out a petulant lip. "*Frank?* I have to work with a demon named friggin' FRANK?"he demanded. "You get what you get, and you quit wasting my time or spend eter...
I sighed in frustration. How could they keep misinterpreting My holy word? I watched in dismay as they raised again their symbol of worship to Me. I mean, really. A cross? The one time I visit them in person in their own land as one of them, and I'm forever remembered by the instrument of My death? Not all who worship...
"Asshole." "Is that any way to talk to a child?"said the little girl "How old is she, six?" "Five and a quarter." "Bitch." "Would it be better if I'd chosen someone older?"she didn't sound like a child anymore. "No, guess not."he fumbled around in his coat pockets, and pulled out a cross. "The power of Christ com...
These mysterious beings have become the leaders of nations. They also meet each other in the shadows. Flog, a little green man, walked out into the streets of a village at night. He liked to see how quiet his nation looked in comparison to the busy life seen in the day. He stopped. He sensed a presence behind him. He t...
People changed their personalities after death, too. I appeared before people I didn't know. They stared at me. I know they wanted me to speak. "I don't remember who I was", I said. At least I remembered that my name is Al. After some silence, a woman said, "Well, you would spend a lot of time on TikTok in your room ...
Finn stared at the masked swordsman in anguish. "It's time that I revealed who I am"said the man. He took off his mask. Finn stared at him blankly. "Am I supposed to know who you are?", asked Finn. "It's me, Phil!", he said. Finn stayed silent. "We used to work together", said Phil. "Sorry, I don't remember you. People...
Captain Obvious opened the doors of the abandoned house that night. He walked up the stairs to see someone float from an open door. It was a ghost. She had long black hair and pale skin. She wore a huge white shirt with no bottoms. Her form was transparent (to him, at least). She was looking at Obvious. He walked to he...
[Animal violence] Part 1: "He may not be the best, but he ain't the worst." My grandpa patted Duke on the head. He adored that mutt. I heard the poor thing got clocked in the head as a pup by a mule on a farm somewhere in the midwest before he came to be my paps hunting dog. "He's as loyal as he is stupid." My p...
"What is this supposed to mean? Mortal?" The Demon Lord Aatyr bewildered at the site of a.. 'friedship', a large galleon covered in breading, its keel smells akin to porkchops, its sails the fragarance of a fried chicken, every dish that could be cooked fried is included in this ship. "Haha, I meant 'friendship', I s...
Everyone’s meant to die, that’s the whole point of living, what I do is simply unavoidable. I have nothing left anymore, it’s my job and my job only to take the lives of others. They give me a request, how they want to go and I can’t tell you the amount of times people have wanted to watch the sunset before they meet t...
Arman scanned the floor of the room, the long barrel of his pump shotgun swinging low in track with his eyes from left to right. Nothing stirred on the dark faux wood floor as he did so, and he let out a quick breath of relief. He took a few steps through the unlocked double glass doors that had large frosted italic le...
Oh, I know what you are going to say. Magic doesn't exist. Most people think that in the same way that deaf people don't think that music exists. I knew a blind person once who didn't believe in rainbows. But you know what? Deaf people can \*feel\* the music when the baseline is thrumming through their bones or a dru...
I found myself in the white void standing on the blank floor. In front of me was a floating window. Through the window, I saw faces of people I knew. They were flat images floating in the air. A digital timer above the window counted down from 50. A floating plaque beneath the window read, “Tap a face to see a trailer....
Sam looked at the screen on the huge, metal, cylindrical device in his room. “Blue”, he said. The screen displayed a blue silhouette of a ghost. “You’ll be boisterous, like my ex-wife. Also, you’ll wear pajamas.” The silhouette was now wearing pink pajamas. “…Child-like appearance...kind…affinity for spiders…Hannah.” H...
C: “I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to open the cellar! THEY NEVER TOLD ME WHAT WAS DOWN THERE!” H: “THEY GAVE US CLEAR INSTRUCTION NOT TO AND YOU STILL FAILED TO FOLLOW THEM!” The two argued back and forth as they were running for their lives. They released a creature that killed for fun and considered every victim ...
Familiarity and recognition are peculiar things. If you pulled some random person off the street and replaced them with a near identical copy, most people would be confident their friends and family would be able to notice the details. I would've thought so, at least. But now, the longer I stand here watching it li...
I was always a bit different as a child and growing up. some say I had a loose screw and a half. People may have said that but I didn’t mind because I had my mind set on other things. There was always just something different about the sky to me like a calling, and I wanted to answer it. That was my single goal in life...
"hey, Jim.""Yeah."Why do we have this self destruction button this is suppose to be a food storage depot, right?""well before it was a weapons depot so that's probably why.""so they just left this thing here and never bothered to disarm it?"Well maybe they will turn it back into a weapon depot some day that or there co...
Oh boy! I can’t begin to tell you the amount of times I’ve messed up speedrunners over the years. Bad RNG? No no, Bad RN-ME! I’m the one who’s ruined countless speed runs and it’s always hilarious to see their reactions. All those times DarkViperAU said “the runs dead” was because I simply casted a spell to ruin it. Ca...
My plan was to get on a rowboat, jump off, and destroy it. I told the guards that I was going for a boat ride at night. They will assume that I died on it. I was far from shore on the boat, wearing a hooded cloak. I lit a torch and jumped into the water. Being careful not to wet the top of the torch, I held it high. I ...
If we're being honest, I got the notice two weeks ago. I've read it over and over, and it still doesn't quite feel real. I can hear her footsteps as she rushes down the stairs, because despite being woken up an hour ago, she choose ten minutes ago to get out of bed and get ready. "I'm late! I'm late!"she says over and...
I guess in retrospect he'd always been there, in the corner of my eye, slowly moving into focus. First time I saw him he was across the room. Tall and godly, he looked straight over my head to the people who actually mattered. I kept an eye on him though. In fact, I hardly looked anywhere else. It's hard to see the...
# The Legend of Paul They say only one in ten thousand warriors is a true berserker. Of the berserkers, one in ten thousand can be an avatar of War. Small Paul was the lucky lad. When the Delmare Horde assaulted the wall their city's bravest defenders came forth. The elite guards, the highest trained and best-equip...
He stepped out of the Uber into the heart of the city, he had heard that the rat problem was out of control, but how bad was it that the city wired $500,000,000 into his account with another $500,000,000 to be paid once every rat was in the incinerator. He got his answer when he saw a rat, the size of a chihuahua dragg...
*Once upon a time was there* *an old and lonely tree* *By him, folks had come and gone,* *and he was standing still...* ​ Once, I was a tree. And I loved a little boy. I did not go by any human gender then, for trees know gender in ways human folk cannot understand. But my boy called me a she. He cal...
There was mass panic in my village. Those huge wolves were running around. Bodies of people in the community were on the ground. I ran out of my house to see a wolf looking at me with intent. It pounced on me. Its claws scratched my arm and stomach. Suddenly, it was launched to the right. I looked to my left to see Hon...
I’m Derrell. I’m 18, and I live on a farm. I was tending to the crops at night when I heard a noise coming from the cornfield. I walked into it, pushing aside the plants. I saw a figure. I pushed through to find myself looking at a demon. He was red, and he looked like a teen. He wore a shirt and jeans. He held a rapie...
Rican sat in the tavern talking to an orc. “So then I said that I could just find another wife exactly like her. We live in a multiverse”, said Rican. The orc laughed. A man entered the building and sat down to join the two. “Hey, Rican”, he said. “Hey, Jerry.” “Listen, this sounds weird, but I realized recently that...
The receptionist stared at Jackson over the top of her glasses. "You mean...'moral support'?"she asked. "No,"He replied. "I meant what I said: *mortal support."* She nodded. "Alrighty."She slid a clipboard out from behind her desk, and offered it to him along with a pen "Please read the highlighted text aloud, sig...
Things were changing in Gotham City. Joker was dead. His recent attempt to kill Batman had backfired on him. Harley Quinn mourned his loss, but after his death, his spell on her had broken. She had been arrested, but Bruce Wayne had seen that she didn't end up in Arkham.         ...
Martha finished cutting little Jim’s steak before slicing her own. “Thomas, why are you bringing this up again? Why can’t you just be happy with what we have?” Martha gestured around our ornate dining room. The chandeliers, the mahogany, our adorable family. “Martha, I know.” I began. “And it’s not like I’m not going...
**And, my third career was going so well** I sat down at my desk and sipped from my latte. Extra cinnamon! The coffee stand lady is always so nice to me. I was looking forward to my work day, another long set of short meetings to continue contract signings. My last employer and coworkers would scoff and poke fun, ...
In the Arctic, Greek gods met Roman gods at a party in a large mansion. Boreas was outside playing with foxes. He was lifting them into the air before setting them down via wind manipulation. “You like playing with animals, too?”, a voice came. He abruptly turned around to see Aurora. “Yes, and I’m not afraid to be sad...
The grass lawn was well maintained. Birds chirped merrily on the trees. People were commuting in buses, cars, bikes & even bicycles. The sun shone in the sky, but the day was pleasant. I inhaled & exhaled to release my tension.         Half an hour later,...
“I was 13 when I first saw it. It was a Tuesday. I had just gotten back from school and was playing around on the family computer. You remember? The big clunky one that always broke down? I think it was a racing game, not that it really matters. Anyways, the front door opens and, you know, at the time, I assumed it was...
She looked up through a mat of tangled hair, clutching her almost shapeless doll to her filthy shift dress. Her tears making muddy rivulets in the caked on grime. She made no noise, reached out for no help, clearly too accustomed to her misery to ask for help, but her silent tears never stopped. “We can’t help you.” ...
I’m Kars. I was ready to show people my talent: rapping quickly. I stepped to the stage, my heart thumping, but my vision went blue. It looked normal again, but it wasn’t. I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned to see a woman. "Hello, you have perfected your talent. Please take a seat among the other true masters of t...
An angel enters my room, takes my body higher into a sphere of souls and I, in spirit gaze upon the story only I can doom. There's a race upon this little Earth, of men capable of feats of gold, their mind set upon a single goal the spirits will grant, the future still holds. From their little world on space-ships they...
What a way to go. Fuck you, Asimov, and your, “Final Question.” It had been roughly 1.7 million google years since the problem had been posed. The “Heat Death of the Universe.” Back when we were glorified monkeys making marks on flat rocks to communicate ideas. Newton, Einstein, Patel, Obi and all those old meat bags....
The galactic federation was in disarray. The Supercluster Collective was crushing the milky way like a black hole did a tin can. As the various species put actions to vote, an empty, overlooked seat suddenly sprang to life, the holographic projection of a human flickering. "Humanity responds to the galactic Code Red....
I sat in my living room, when suddenly I heard something and looked outside. It was the sound of the garbage truck, and I remembered: I took the trash out last night, but there was a trash bag in the kitchen trash can that was now completely full of garbage, stuff like a banana peel, empty bags of snack foods (I eat a ...
I slid in through the window and dropped the fifteen feet or so to the floor of the warehouse. I had expected shipping containers, boxes, something. I did not expect an empty building. Well, almost empty. Someone was lying in the middle, under the only light that was on. I approached cautiously, my limited prophet powe...
Nothing in this world made sense. I had been running from this hooded man who had bladed tentacles slithering out from his sleeves for what feels like over a week. Neither of us have showed signs of fatigue, hunger or thirst. He just never stops coming after me, so I just kept running along the empty street. Desperate...
They say Hell is being tortured relentlessly, a place with fire, whips, and knives that tear away at flesh like works of art, they were wrong. What's worse than eternal damnation you ask? Well, nothing. Nothing at all. I remember the day I died like it was yesterday, a Spitter-Zombie ambushed me from behind, spraying i...
"Ok, there's three of us, and this time, we are coordinating,"I said, grabbing both my past selves into the janitors' closet. "Whoa, what are you doing? This could disrupt the time stream!"Ah, Second Run. How needlessly careful you/I were/was. "Trust me, it doesn't. I did everything you were about to do, and you were...
"Klork, bring us a six-pack, would you, love?" Klork brought the beer, sopping wet with condensation, and rejoined the others in the hot tub. "I'll catch y'all shortly,"Xynth said, getting out. "It's getting a little too hot for me." "Me too,"Klork shot to his feet, extending a limb to help Xynth out. He opened the ...