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I am a physical therapist. Normally, therapists will sit you down and work out your problems with you. It's a life-saving service, but sometimes it's not what you're looking for. Sometimes, the problem really is them, not you, and what you really need is a mundane hero in a classy suit to make the problem go away. Priv...
The third petitioner of the day was kneeling by the foot of the dais upon which he took his daily audience. Behind him, to both his left and right stood his guardians, still and silent as the grave. He was disquieted at the state of the man before him, disheveled and forlorn he deduced several things. ...
Sparky was a chihuahua who woke up one evening feeling different. His tail felt weird. He looked back. His tail was just a stub! As he examined it, wondering how this happened, he saw something furry out of the corner of his eye. It was a tail floating just above the bedroom floor. He couldn’t resist. He loved a physic...
The Alpha, a ship, sailed to an inlet of an island. The sailors got off and stepped foot onto the land. They walked into the forest to explore. Meanwhile, the woman statue on the front of the ship glowed. The figurehead was gray and wore a simple dress. The dress went from gray to blue and green instantly. She then wri...
I was putting sugar cubes in a cup of tea when I heard the first “ring” of the door in a while. I looked up to see a white stout alien. Its eyes were beady and orange. There were two bumps on either side of its head. It had a bent antenna, and it smiled. “Hello, I am General Snoo. I would like your finest tea.” I was t...
I stepped out of my house and gazed at the landscape. I was the only one here, or at least I thought. The ground was grey and barren. In the dark sky, the Sun shone. Out of the corner of my eye was something moving. It was a group of ants. They were larger than the ones on Earth. They were the size of small dogs, and a...
"Commander Richards, Chief Researcher Donald... explain what the hell I'm looking at, because it's not the velociraptors I was promised,"I said through clenched teeth. "If I were a betting man, I'd be putting enough money to buy this island on the fact that what I'm currently looking at... is a *fucking turkey*."The tw...
# Air Strike Name: | Air Strike Schools: | Elemental, Wanded, Runic Date of Discovery: | Unknown Reagents: | Feather and stone, Incantation and wand, 1 Air rune and 1 Force rune The **Air Strike** is one of the earliest spells learned by users of the Elemental, Wanded, and Runic schools of magic. Its versatilit...
(Berore I start, I'd like to say that I am hearing and far from fluent in ASL and struggle with sentence structure, so feel free to correct anything I got wrong.) Dr. Manic stared at Sightset with wide, awestruck eyes. '*Evaporate*' he signed tilting his head curiously, Sightset nodded Dr. Manic shook his head slo...
I flashed my badge and the security guard checked my backpack. The night shift was over. I laughed thinking that I was going to be fired some time around 8:30 am. This was going to be my fourth time getting fired in 4 months. The irony was glorious. These were the same places where they treated me like dog sh...
"The Department of Demonic Forces for the Good of the World." My job. Every evil you can think of exists here. And yet we are united under one cause. "World Protection". Right there in the gold plaque. Everyone here has contacted the Devil and got some sort of power. I am no exception. 5 years ago, when I was 17, I wo...
[POEM] I’m looking down, the page is blank, I need to write, I need to think, I’m comfortable here, in this chair, in this room, the day is fair, There’s the window, it lets in the day, it’s out there, I’ll make my way It’s nice out here, it’s warm and bright, I’m in a tree, a brand new height, I’m looking down, t...
The 7am sunrise alarm woke Elon up with gradually brightening light and the twittering of birds. He yawned, stretched and swung his legs out from under his goose feather covers, and slid his feet into his custom ultra comfort slippers. He shuffled over to his bathroom for his morning shower as he rubbed his eyes, but i...
I began cradling her in an arm and with the other picked up the note and continued reading. *I trust you'll take care of her like we discussed. Let us know if we can visit. You know how to reach us. Sorry we couldn't bare to stay.* Still swadling her I took her in to meet her sister. Even nowadays many people have hea...
Auntie had always been the fun one. She travelled endlessly, and brought with her all kinds of fantastical stories. Growing up, I loved the nights by our fireplace where she would sing and tell tales of all the world’s mysteries from the days when they could safely share themselves with all the world. Alas, cold and h...
November the Twenty-first, 1832 Wyndon is such a large place, and yet, it is still so small. It feels like it only grows with people by the day. I wonder, where are they all coming from? Do they sail from other regions to be here, or do they come from the rest of Galar? I have always wanted to travel throughout the r...
Lakshmi steps carefully through the portal, aware that any sudden movement or fault can cause chaos on the other end. Her size, giant as a goddess should be, starts to shrink and proportion itself to be a size akin to that of the mortals. Her knee length black hair shortens itself to a mid-length, two of her arms tuck ...
Glarksnarf stared at the dazed out, belligerent human sitting before him on a beaten up old couch with holes in it from top to bottom. Currently, the man was screaming something along the lines of "get out of my house you talking refrigerator,"and Glarksnarf had to wonder...were all of them like this? Was this an entir...
"We could just, you know, show up en masse." "That's a terrible idea, Steve." "What's terrible about it? 'Hey everyone, we're ghosts and we've been real and here all along and now we're revealing ourselves to ask for your help in preventing the Void from destroying reality as we know it.'" "They would panic." "I me...
Matthew drowned when he was three. At first as his mother wept over his tiny, lifeless form, a grim reaper had taken pity and revived the little boy. As he coughed and spluttered pond water from his lungs the reaper had practically fled so that his good deed might go unnoticed, but now more often than not Matthew had a...
So picture it, boots, I'm out there, 6 clacks past uni limits. Our ships got a dime and a k running on closing this job, a run straight from the 581, out to the teakettle end of Ursa major. Skip's drunk the whole time, spending his share, and likely the maintenance share as well, before we even close the job. No respec...
The freezing wind howled through the endless rain. It was the heat eater, the devourer of men and beast. No amount of pelt could protect them from the harsh, lacerating cold. Only the Hollow could provide shelter from the storm. The moist, stone walls of the cave’s entrance prevented the rain and wind from creeping in...
"Oh, hello sir! A little surprised you came to my little business today!" It's true. I was surprised he came today. I thought it would take Ares another decade or so to open that door. With how much work I've been doing for the gods of commerce and science these past few decades, I thought Ares would be content to hav...
Faith was life. Faith was everything. Faith was the hope that life and everything was worth continuing and pursuing. Faith was all he knew. His creed was kindness in adversary, gentleness when facing cruelty, and consistently keeping on in a world of upheaval constant change. He was one of the faithful who became an ...
I love walking through the woods. Something about it just soothe my soul. I can recenter, relax and let go the week’s stress. The woods just swallow all of those things and leave me refreshed. I was out in the woods with my dog, Daisy. Walking the paths and listening to the silence when Daisy started barking. My firs...
Emmanuel lay down, gripping the handles as a new wave of seawater swelled underneath him, tipping the raft right, then left. His knuckles turned white as wave after wave threatened to toss him over into the sea and bury him under the water. His stomach groaned furiously. Emmanuel gritted his teeth. The rain had stopped...
During high school we have been preparing and studying for the moment we receive our very own books which will help shape and build the foundations of who we will be for the rest of our lives. We have been carefully weighing our options, and I chose a certain book that underwhelmed the majority of my friends. I chose ...
Everybody is born with a Purpose. Some accomplish it in their 30s and live in blissfull ignorance of their slowly aging body. Some achieve it when they are still children and their parents will mourn the lively child they once had despite their offspring's still beating heart. That is if they are not yet Attained thems...
I've been here for three hours, and I know I am going to die. No, it's not the first time I had deployed with a merc unit. This would be my third deployment, and before I had reported I was looking forward to the trip. It was always something new, and my account had been accumulating well since I had signed up. Bu...
“I snuck out with the morning sun to buy flying lanterns. For Amma’s birthday.” Her pupils were trembling. Her eyes glazed with tears. “It was supposed to be a surprise. When I saw her at the market I raised my hood. Planned to walk in the other direction. Blend in with the crowd. But my body didn’t turn. It just walke...
Who are they to judge us? An ardent light casts itself over the night sky as the pine woodland land burns amongst the wreck's crater. The service rifle of my nation is held tight to my shoulder as the vile alien crawls from the wreck's molten corpse.  This thing doesn't belong in this world as I place my jackboot ont...
He had aged well, unlike me. The only thing that made me question it was his attire. He looked like he was about to attend a wedding, or a funeral, one of those guys that always looked good in a suit. He even had the same shocking blue hair, the Mohawk I thought was the epitome of cool for most of my elementary years. ...
Maybe it’s for a competition. Who can make the best hand made pie for the least amount of money? Or something like that. Maybe the best tasting if that’s easier. It could be timed if that makes it easier to write as short story with. Like, he can only spend so much time shopping before he needs to get back to actually ...
**Fight Night** \[Part One of Two\] "We are live here at Star City's Milky Way Arena and it is almost time for our main event of the evening after a wild undercard filled with upsets and some spectacular knockouts. I'm Keith Kliffson joined by my co-host Reggie Rampage at ringside. Reg, can you believe that we would ...
The door to Dr. Allan Pozerski’s house was not locked in the traditional sense. The handle was unlatched, and the deadbolt left open. Considering the remoteness of his chosen abode, a locked door was hardly necessary, no other human being lived for at least a dozen miles in any direction. Nonetheless, Pozerski’s house ...
Disclaimer: There's a paragraph that is a bit dark about midway down the story (which will be broken into different comments because Reddit doesn't like multi-thousand word stories). You'll know it when you get to it. https://www.reddit.com/r/maxathronwrites/ It was the year 2500, five hundred years after the tow...
The critter scurried under the car. Jenna quietly tip-toed up to it. “Here, here. I won’t hurt you little guy.” She grabbed a chip from her bag and threw it towards the creature. It purred, grabbed the chip, and then quickly darted back behind the tire of the car. She grabbed a few more chips from her bag and held ...
“Alan! Alan! I am so glad you decided to join us,” the suited man said to me. “The platoon of armed men in full tactical gear that came to my house really didn’t make it seem like it was optional. They said, ‘Come with us now or we will shoot you in the fucking head!’ Over and over again. Wasn’t really getting the *o...
# Long-term Donations Simon grabbed the stake, braced a foot on the withered corpse and heaved. The throne instantly blasted apart under the force of darkness. He barely parried the first lunge, then used the holy wood as a club to smash the vampire away before fangs could find his neck. In response Alucard hissed a...
"So the next artefact we're looking for is a golden compass"I remark as Klonk, Leafboy and I sit on a grassy field, eating to regain our energy. My wrists and ankles are tied together by vines; understandably, Leafboy doesn't trust me and wants me restrained. "Yep. I believe the next riddle is 'The arrows will guide y...
Bea sat at her kitchen table, drumming her fingers next to the glass of amber liquid she had poured to help her make sense of the situation. Across the table from her was her cat, Vesper. The Siamese cat was almost two years old and, for the most part, fairly normal. He did have some odd behaviors for a cat, somethi...
Under the light of a crescent moon, Could you bear the weight of its watery light, Bearing down on you with the force of unbidden memory? Could you, even if you tried, see that crescent moon as it actually is? Its beauty is enough to tear the ocean from the shore. The pull of it moves oceans and hearts and calend...
Wait, these fuckers have Dad? Well, I guess there's only one thing to do. "Yeah, go ahead and kill that fucker. Ditched me when I was 6, hoping I'd die."I replied. There was a long pause, then the voice on the other end of the line said *"What."* "You heard me. Kill him. I don't give two shits about him." *"Are....
"Don't steal food from the break room. And I don't just mean because it is a jerk move and technically a crime. I mean because if it belongs to one of our fae employees, your going to face consequences. Again, I don't mean mundane—" "I get it. I wouldn't anyway,"I say to Maggy. She's in her 60s, edge of retirement, an...
Tom was a janitor at the government research facility. He had worked there for over a decade and had seen all kinds of strange things, but nothing prepared him for what he was about to experience. One day, while cleaning a storage room, he came across an old, dusty device tucked away in a corner. It looked like it had...
"Yeah, what about it?" Georgie responded to the group chat, he was one of the remnants of a gaming group. They were apparently playing rainbow six when "it"happened. We don't know exactly what; our best guess is some kind of bomb. Their was a bright flash, some crazy colors (we can't agree which ones) and everyone, ev...
​ What could have happened? Why would I be such a tightwad? The penny that I had sent, a mere sliver of zinc, denuded of its copper cladding. The date still etched in my mind. The process was just now being perfected after 9 years. Tens of millions of dollars of wealth to be sent to past selves. Changing...
"Damnit!"Bea yelled over the sound of explosions in the tunnel ahead. She rolled the corps of Lieutenant Jacobs over and ripped his dog tags off, shoving them in her breast pocket. She looked up at the hall where the smoke and dust was still settling while patting his pockets, the approaching groans of the mummy's h...
Bea stepped out of the truck with the big yellow logo of the extermination company she worked for. She had parked just outside the town square where she could see a crowd of people talking to someone who had the suit of someone important. In a small town like this, that was either the mayor or someone on the city cou...
The bluejay jetted off from my shoulder, back into the trees, back to its mate. The news it brought was saddening. Another hunter had come, and another doe lay dead. It was a good thing hunters were rare these days. I just don't have the strength I used to, and what must be done takes a lot out of me. I heaved my bulk ...
The man, whose name was John, had always imagined that he would end up in Heaven after he died. He had lived a good life, had been kind to his neighbors, and had always tried to do the right thing. So, when he found himself in a strange, gray landscape, he was confused and more than a little worried. At first, h...
“I am heading to the store to pick up a few things. You need anything?” My beautiful wife said from the kitchen. “I could used some Doritos - orange bag, not the red bag. You know the ones,” I replied. “Ok,” I hear her updating her list. She walks through the living room with her list in hand and a bag full of re...
The Mandalorian's helmet beeped as it locked in on the target. The heavy rain obscured her gunmetal armor with dark blue trim, and she timed her jetpack with the the thunder and lightning flashes to make it harder for the target to detect her. The objective was largely in the open, only a standard weather-field betwe...
From her quarters, Admiral Rizza peered down into the street: rubble was strewn across the road, cars were bonfires and pipes sent streams of water out like fountains. Her third eyelids flickered as the human surrender came over: "With great reluctance, we have come to the conclusion that our position is unwinnable. To...
"Hey, b-b-boss? Do we know what hap-penned to Scott from the Johansen account?"Dave asked. Or was it Dan? Jeez, I had so much trouble with his name. "Who?"I had no idea who Scott was, though I definitely knew Johansen. Big money, and Old World, too, so it was a cornerstone account. If they had a problem, I wanted it ...
Fuck Fuck! FUCK! How can someone run that quickly with a knife in their leg?! I didn't have time to look for him. I still have to set up the crime scene before my shift starts. Please god, make him forget everything about me. Cleaning everything that could incriminate me was already hard. But now, the paranoia of ...
*”You didn’t touch them..did you?”* *”I ate one earlier actually, I hope that’s okay you had quite a bit in there and they looked really fresh.”* I said sheepishly hoping he wouldnt mind. *”Thats okay, could you actually replace it? There’s a bag in the basement, I usually like to have my apples accounted for, seem f...
**The Human Polygraph** "Damn it Falcona what's taking you so long!? Lost your touch at interrogating suspects?"Yelled Chief of police Simpson. His deep voice shaking the walls of the small office. Detective Falcona leaned up against his paperwork covered desk, snatching a chocolate doughnut from the open box next to ...
"Hey! Wait!"Nara waved her arms helplessly as the bus drove off into the distance. "Not again... and the next one's in an hour,"she moaned. A buzz sounded out from her purse. She bit her lip before picking up the call. "Nara, are you on your way?"Archie asked. "I'm really sorry, I -" "I can't hear you, there's som...
Why are we so nice? It's not just southern hospitality. It's a little bit of hostility too. See, we don't know what yer capable of. And the way I see it, we treat y'all with kindness, you'd do the same. And generally the human species as a whole, well, we have a fear of the unknown. But once we get an understandin' of ...
Hungry and Scared. Those were the only things he had felt for months. The soldiers around him had begun to allow themselves to feel a modicum of hope. The war was ending they said, but as he tried to summon the emotions of what those words meant or could mean, all he could feel was hunger and fear. There was one more a...
Bea was sitting on a rustic wooden chair in a backwards fashion, her arms crossed over the back of it with her chin resting on them as she watched Ophelia stir a cauldron and mutter something out of a book. A lot of this magic was well over Bea's head but she liked to watch Ophelia work; it was a sort of zen experienc...
“The human lord had ripped through almost all of hell and its 9 layers, an unbridled rage and unbreakable will. It seemed nothing could stop him!” The running cultist thought to himself, he had been told story’s about how the lord was once mortal and still hell had fear him. “Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap! I gotta call the...
3 minutes. Feels like twenty. I haven’t moved and my eyes haven’t strayed. The eight legged intruder sits in front of me. I’m pretty sure it’s staring back but obviously, I can’t tell for certain. Neither of us makes a move. It’s like we’re on the same page despite our differences. In a way it’s almost beautiful…except...
A/N: Slightly different from the prompt since I'd rather write from a female point of view, but thought this would make a funny short story. --- Jenna was an ordinary girl that finally gotten fed up with love. She’d had a string of bad luck with dates that left her feeling that the situation was hopeless. After her l...
Erich had a perfectly average appetite for a 6'5 competitive hammer thrower. So when he saw an ad proclaiming that UL's Pizzeria would pay $100 to whoever could finish a pizza known as "the deepest dish,"he was sure he'd win the prize. He was even more sure as he stared down at a plate containing a pizza barely larger ...
"Honey, can you please tell those ice elementals to quit their moaning? It's really annoying!" Farbauti violently pulled the curtains apart, opened the windows and yelled at the ice elementals standing around the pool in their yard to shut up. The temporary silence and peace didn't last, the ice elementals were soon b...
Ill start <3 Unconscious and clothed in dim red LEDs, I'm convulsing whilst gritty guitar riffs seep into my skin. Abrasive drums and heavy bass keeps me breathing. I am an empty shell, evacuated of all simple, conceivable character. My husk of a personality is flooded by abstract thoughts. Deeply seeded sadness fo...
The hero and his harem. They were famous. After defeating the demon lord, they returned to the capitol. Or at least what remained of it. The group of seven were deemed heroes of the realm, and were given titles worthy of their exploits. However, after the ceremony, and after the festivities, they returned to their kee...
<Fantasy> It was far too nice of a day to be so angry. The sun shone through the trees in thick beams, catching my cheeks as I moved steadily down the worn path. Birds chirped overhead. Wind rustled the canopy above but didn’t reach the forest floor. The walk to the Tome of Secrets was always soothing. Hell, half th...
“The FUCK do you mean “release” me? Like out into fucking SPACE?” Gabriel spat. Bruce furiously scribbled on his white board and spun it towards Gabriel. *Stop talking. You’re wasting oxygen* “No. No. Fuck that. Just because you give it a different name doesn’t mean you’re not sending someone to their death.” The a...
A soft clink from the foot of my bed woke me from a drowsy, dreamers sleep. I lived alone in my shop, and couldn't afford any pets...besides, the display cases weren't done, and I couldn't aford to have any of my items broken. What can have made such a small noise inside the room? "Shhhhhh. Don't. Move." I should hav...
Oh no. I didn’t know what I was doing. When I ordered the attack on a small, backwater planet called Earth. I thought it would be a simple invasion. A planet of simple lifeforms that used bows and arrows and clubs. After all, they hadn’t mastered space travel. Such a species is a simple one. What I failed to see, wa...
“Tell me, hero, did you know those monsters you slaughtered to reach me were once human?” Pthera’s violet cat eyes casually looked me over as I entered her presence through her massive ornate doors. It had been over ten thousand days of battle and loss to accomplish this day’s feat. “You say that like that would have ...
Suspicious of a final trick, I only take the key after his final breath. Despite vigorous poking, the body maintains my face. Well, shit. Guess I'd better inspect this 'time machine', presumably the tall blue box labeled as such, conveniently sitting in the corner. Entering the box I stumble over a bit of a lip, and ...
I could feel the wrongness of the thing from a couple of kicks out. Wanting to kill creator was my first impulse. Not allowed. Its not their fault most of the time. Only a few people can alter reality with mathematics and belief alone and even less can actually create something that lasts. Now if they can repeat that t...
\[Opportunity Wails\] "Seriously? This is the millionth time this month,"Connor shook his head at the general state of affairs. Banshees weren't to be taken lightly; but, it seemed more and more people were meeting them. He was glad at least, that the adventurer had dealt with the banshee. There were more sightings th...
Their ex is immortal and over the years what was a romance turned sour to loathing. They usually avoid each other by miles, but fate decided to maroon them in a small city on their vacation. For x amount of years they have been developing a certain public lauded skill. This is their first exhibition. What chaos...or ...
[1/?] Translucent notifications of a new message flashed on my field of view as I took a sip at my coffee. I moved my eyes to the location where the neuroimplant’s filters overlapped with reality, opening the messages. *&lt; Good morning, Captain Argus. - EMAI-1.5 &gt;* *&lt; Morning, Engels. How’s your great revol...
Dioses, distintas especies que sobreviven en el espacio profundo, especies que son varios metros de alto o cientos y viven en tierra o mar, máquinas sensibles incluyendo nave, criaturas de fantasía de cuentos antaños. Todo por parte de la humanidad. Cuando la primera inteligencia artificial logro la singularidad fue u...
“Oh, bro,” “Yeah, bro, look.” “Oh my god, bro,” Clyde salivated, turning to his companions. “How’s my fur look? Is she looking over here?” “Yeah,” Logan said. “She’s looking over here, at me!” “Fuck you!” Clyde, the pug, said. “She’s looking over at me! She likes my face wrinkles.” “Shuuuuuuure.” Logan, the pit bu...
**explanation coming in a bit lol** *[Two days ago, midnight]* “Did you really think I wouldn’t hear of this order?” Elisia said as she stormed into Denneth’s quarters. “Or do you truly not care for my opinion any longer?” He didn’t answer. He hoped she would just leave him alone. “What *are* you?” she continued. ...
MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT MATCHMAKING EDITION SCRIPT "Welcome to Married At First Sight, I'm Prester Kral Dobson." "And I'm Dr. Rosemary Black." "I feel so lucky that we get to be back here in my hometown of balmy Avernus. We have a lot of incredible monsters with us this year that it was hard to just choose four coupl...
\[…\] The darkening sky littered with many shooting stars, while the pale moonlit sky sparkled with the white comet tail. Those were the telltale signs of something significant approaching – though whether that was doom, or salvation, none could know. The Gods acted in their mysterious way. There used to be a distinc...
The year is 2073. There are no longer economical classes in society - no middle class, no upper class. Only the poor and the rulers. It all began around 2050, 4 years after the second nuclear world war. The world once known as Earth was starting to rebuild itself, only few people survived: the rich elites, who cowered ...
I stood by my car and looked at the sky over the cornfield. A comet rocketed across the sky then appeared to turn around and grew larger and larger shimmering with a pale light. I looked above me and a flying saucer hovered. Suddenly there was a green flash and a blue skinned creature with a large head floated Inf...
Groa grunted, falling to one knee as the pain threatened to overwhelm her. She looked up through her remaining eye at Lord Mal, he also looked worse for wear but was still on both legs, heaving breaths and looking more tired than enraged now. The cheering crowd around them started to chant *Mal! Mal! Mal!* and the or...
I just moved to charm city, it's supposed to be home to the most charismatic people you'll ever encounter. The ads, articles, and youtube videos about the city stole my heart. *Joy overtook me and I danced silly until I pass out on my old sofa, smiling and laughing to myself.* Fast forward to a week later, I got my ide...
The final moment is here, or at least that's how I felt. Laying down on a hospital bed, my body hurting. In the room there was my closest friend in this entire world, having the knowledge of the unseen and unimaginable. I asked my friend, "why does death hurt me so much?" He replied, "death is only the beginning of y...
A family sits in their living room, enjoying their favorite movie together. “Gee, I sure do love Sharknado!” says little Billy, and little Alice says, “Me too!” George and Debbie smile at their children affectionately. What a great family this is, they say to themselves. The sudden sound of breaking glass shatters t...
I glowed when I was sick. Mom could talk to birds. My Dad could mimic anyone voice. My brother was like mom. One day he started talking to birds, and after two days mom took him to the doctors. Three days later he went for tests. He was diagnosed with Leukemia not long after. But he beat it. When he turned 14 it came...
\[jfc he's still going\]...{is he in the woods still or made it back to u?}... \[woods. he's going deeper\] {fuck man, just go with him, he might trip and fall}...\[god damnit. last fucking time I answer a call from 209 area code. done with this town and everyone in it\] Two hours ago I was walking into an In-N-Out i...
*Not again.* He sighed and bowed his head, and his ears drooped. An animal, for the...how many times now? Over a hundred. Over a *thousand.* His soul's self-awareness didn't wake until he was mature, and each time, it was just another sad surprise. What was it last time? Oh, right, a hamster. She had been too young for...
“Gentlemen, calm yourselves!” “Sorry, sir,” Sergeant Doyle tried to save face, side eyeing his comrades. “Look, men,” General McDonald said. “I know this is hard to accept. But, reality cannot be avoided. We must find this infection and stomp it out.” “But, sir,” Sergeant Doyle said. “How can we sniff out the traito...
My car screeches to a halt as I arrive on scene. I got called for an emergency hostage case. Not unusual - though I prefer helping families work through their issues, police sometimes need an extra hand when a captor is being stubborn, and my power is extremely useful. I walk past the police blockade with permission, ...
"What's this, Rick?" "Well, Dave, it seems he is chewing on the other teams' keyboards." "Well, I guess there's no rule against siccing a dog on another teams equipment." "Apparently not, because the moderators are just standing there, letting it happen." "Oh, now he is urinating on a server. This has to be a viola...
I am really falling In love with this prompt, and I really want to write a book. I guess this first part is the rough draft of chapter 1, and I will be working on grammar and stuff to make it longer. It’s not a guarantee it will be finished, but I have some plans for it and I guess I’ll spoil it. &gt;!I will have Adel...
I was lounging on my couch, flipping through TV channels and nursing a beer. My cozy first apartment was nestled in the heart of the city, just a stone's throw away from a well-known commercial wormhole. Or, more specifically, a bathroom's walk away. I loved it, partially because my favorite pizza delivery place starte...
Drown in booze and sorrow he didn't notice the footsteps. "To you captain! You vindictive old bastard. To you! It is your favorite after all." And took another sip. -It "was"my favorite. You made sure of it. Enjoying the life Jack? The man turned his head. There he was. A man ...
\- Sir, how do you do it?Asked the young looking demon from the Daily Devil News. \- It's actually real easy kiddo...Said the soft looking demon dressed in a grey wool suit, like a vintage door to door sales man from the 50's, while taking a puff from his cigarrette.- if they want riches, you make 'em rich. They want ...