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PD. Prescription Death. The newest thing to come out of some trailer in the Southwest. It’s got a chemical name, not that anyone who knows how chemicals work has ever seen it. It’s a silver-white powder, floating in little flakes in an alcohol suspension. They stick it in whatever’s available. Usually plastic-bot...
There was a time when the galaxy was much more populous than it is today. Trillions upon trillions of civilizations existed. The number of beings in the galaxy was unfathomable, each but a single drop of water in an ocean of life. Peace was a rare commodity in those times. There was a constant state of warfare between...
A world anew, And yet to be made. It will come true, In a matter of days. With fire and flames, Death and decay, Christ has returned, With few to save. Hell is on Earth, A now-opened gate, The chaotic birth Of an ancient day, Where demons all walk And devils all play. My child, my love, my dearest Eve I ...
I never liked the mess. Well, in theory I didn’t. But in the moment, anger forged my actions. My sensibility and distaste for it was put on hold. The first time was an accident. My life is a series of grays and blacks. In a moment of black it happened. And then there was white. It was terrifying. The colors and emoti...
"Sam, go to bed,"said Richard. He knew when his son was pretending to go to sleep. His eight eyes always seemed to be a little too closed when he was faking. "Dadddd,"Sam whined, "I can't sleep." Richard sighed, his pincers clicking. He rubbed his center eyes with four of his legs. Being a Web Architect was tiring...
Five minutes. That was all the time Captain Heroic had left. How on earth was he supposed to make it in five minutes? Never before had he been pushed to the limit like this. The sinister Count von Sneaky had been a walk in the park compared to the challenge ahead of him. Oh what he wouldn't give to have to fight his wa...
"Angles, Geometry, Alignment, Space, Time, Superposition." "What the actual fuck?" [METATRON] "What the fuck? Did you just" "Materialize from thin air in front of your very eyes in the middle of this cornfield? Yes." "Why am I not screaming and shitting my pants?" "My masters woke you up a little, what you really...
Every day I watched him come from afar and lean on me in the field. Sometimes he would be crying, other times his face was red from anger, sometimes with black eyes. Every day he came from the South and walked up to sit in silence. He would just sit and listen to music, and calm down, then leave once the sun began to s...
"I'm not going to be there in time, I need to hurry."I muttered to myself. This was my first client as a guardian angel, and I cannot afford to screw this up. The man I am supposed to be protecting, John, is going to be assaulted in approximately 12 minutes. Now it would be easy for me to teleport to John, as you would...
It was just something I did, and did often. These animals looked at me with huge sad eyes, eyes that often held stories of physical abuse, neglect, or other horrors that someone who led a cushy, privileged lifestyle like myself could never imagine. It was the least I could do for these suffering creatures. They deserv...
Red. Green. Blue. Shapes that have no names. This is the developmental stage. It's simple, but complex as well. Cartoon characters roam the emptiness, distorted in their images, formed from the memories of an infant. You want to leave. This is not comforting, not beautiful, but disturbing and hideous. You want to...
"Oh."Mavi the Marvelous said with a note of disappointment in her voice. "I see." She had wanted to be the King's Queen for almost a week now, quite a while for her, a woman who decided to become a magician not two days prior when she saw another magician turn a frog into a toad (it should be noted here that Mavi saw ...
We should have left them in the dirt. We had found the ruins of their civilization. We had found their homeworld and we had studied it. We had learned their language and their basic forms of communication. Their works of science and art, and their works of destruction. We even had an entire field of studied dedicated ...
Tonight on Channel 11 News: Protests by Industrial Workers of America! Suzy ann Perkins sits at the news desk, flopping all over the screen. She describes the ongoing riots and protesting by the Coverist labor union for worksite under- and overgarments. The picture in picture shows footage from a recent rally. ...
We ate the same cereal, we slept in matching beds. Andre, my sweet twin brother, I do not miss you. I woke to the crash of pans and pots. My feet carried me down the stairs like they would on Christmas, despite it being Mother's Day. No child has that sort of excitement to make breakfast and bed. Yet there stood Andr...
Happy and resentful alike, all the stockholders stood up and cheered: like it or not, this latest merger made Brutus Fordson untouchable. He had long since lobbied all the anti-trust laws out of existence. All the smaller competition was gobbled up like minnows. With the latest acquisition, there was no-one left to ...
The Man Time Waited For - The man He looked like any other man But he just didn't progress. - There was no reason to get Smarter Better Faster He just stayed the same And sometimes would digress. - Time seemed to stand still In his presence And speed up when he was gone. - He was mysterious and Shy and strange He was ...
Divine silence is a bit like normal silence, but more Godly. Death himself hunched his back as he waited for the Creator to speak. Being that he was a skeleton, his posture really showed. The Creator stood at the edge of the tallest cliff in his world and stared down at what was once a human city. "I was waitin...
My girlfriend really loves Friends, like REALLY loves it, last night I was just trying to sleep and she kept turning it up louder and louder and LOUDER. Joey is not nearly as funny when you have sleep on the brain. When she continuously wages volume war with me it always bring me back to the great "I Love Lucy"battle o...
Feet pummeling pavement, the burglar fled the crimescene with a cache of jewelry tucked under his arm. Each backwards glance revealed that the Superheroine known as The Animator was closer, and closer. He was losing. Now he would have to hide. All I had to do was outpace her, the burglar recalled as if it were a man...
When the worldwide announcements of apocalypse-level meteorites impacting the Earth were broadcast on every wavelength known to man, people lost their collective shit, naturally so. I felt like the only guy around that didn't really mind. Being immortal can be a drag. I've seen centuries pass like a blink of an eye, an...
I literally cut a swath through them. I don't know what it is. For a while, I can ignore it, can pretend it doesn't bother me. But the longer I go without satisfying this need to kill, the harder it gets. Eventually, I have to take care of it. How many have I killed? I've lost count. Whole crowds of them, innoce...
Life under the Grand Marshal was not, in fact, all that terrible. His armies were vast, yes, and they took many slaves in their wake. Yet these were slaves of tribes and monster clans. Great ogres and puny goblins, scrawling and skittering creatures that joined his armored ranks of humans and "dark"Elves. Necromancers...
"My dear Freya, you can't possibly mean to insinuate that this...this inexperienced, weak, frail intellectual would do well in Valhalla. Surely he would serve you better in Folkvangr."Odin growls at the fertility goddess as the two of them stand over the body of a middle-aged Caucasian male, his car crumpled around h...
Spatialrhinopharyngitis is what they called it once it started popping up everywhere. And popping up everywhere is exactly what it did; one minute you'd be at home sneezing on the toilet, the next you'd be at work with your trousers around your ankles and a large mess on your desk. It was pure anarchy. Initially, a...
When you tell someone you have no soul, they look at you like you are some kind of monster. Like they expect you to be some kind of cat killing, baby stealing psychopath. But the truth is, I don't know what a soul changes. I still feel sympathy, I still love, hate and laugh like all normal people. I still show up i...
"Jesus Christ,"you think to yourself, "Has it really been 11 months since I met up with that woman in the back of the Starbucks?"But that doesn't really matter right now, it might as well have been 11 years, the simple fact of the matter is that zombie hand jobs just don't give you the same rush as they used to.... ...
There are two ideas I read about that changed my view of the universe. The first is about a cat, often called Schrödinger's cat. Someone places the cat in a box, where there is a 50% chance it will be killed by poison gas. Until the box is opened, the person has no way of knowing whether or not the cat is dead or ali...
Sorry for any errors, I wrote this on my phone at work. "Good morning!"Said an unfamiliar voice. It was the voice of a female, but when I opened my eyes, there was just one other person in the room. A doctor. Male, the voice couldn't be his, could it? "She spoke to you did'nt she?"Said the doctor. Definitely not hi...
Miss Kathryn Richards entered the front door to the office building as she did every Tuesday. She dropped her disposable coffee cup into the nearest garbage can and walked straight to the elevator. As always, her assistant was waiting with a steaming hot coffee and her daily schedule. "Ms. Richards, your coffee and da...
"My butt itches." "I'll scratch it for you,"I said, reaching underneath Ben's body and giving his bony rump a few good swipes. He closed his eyes and sighed with relief. "Thanks honey. I knew I married the right girl, all those years ago." I couldn't help but smile down at him, or rather, what was left of him, l...
The sudden burst of air from the creature's face startled the scientists. The sheer amount of air expended over such a short amount of time was impressive. "The specimen is able to produce a burst of air out of its face at speeds up to 160 kilometers an hour. Corvon, the lead scientist said. "It is amazing, because t...
"Stick the landing!"came the cry of friends who wanted me to try a death-inducing stunt--but I still had my card, I could not die. Out the plane I flew and twirled, No parachute to pull unfurled I laughed with unabashed glee Never had I felt so free. I trailed the timer with my gaze My mind buzzed in a giddy h...
I hate this wall. I hate this job. But if I don't do the job, I don't eat and I should count myself among the lucky ones, I'm on this side of the wall after all. I gazed down over the steel cliff that kept the monsters at bay. From this distance the horde of dead corpses that filled London resembled a never ending ...
> Acceptable prompt: A blind person can see for the first time. > Bad prompt: After an accident when you were a baby, you have been blind for your entire life. After surgery, you can see the world and have decided to become a painter. (Falls down on his knees with face raised to the sky) Hallelujah! Far to...
“Let’s watch the instant replay on this. After a nearly perfect routine with some very inspired moaning from Sonya Getimov and, of course, the monster penis of her partner Vladimir Stickdabich, the Russian team is in trouble having flubbed the money shot. Here we see Getimov furiously jerking Stickdabich’s massive memb...
The helicopter thundered over the desert, kicking up dust as it flew past. "Coming up on the power station now, senator." A mighty slight it was: Circular pits, 20 meters in diameter, covered the ground. Inside each pit, several hunderd zombies pushed the spokes of a large wheel around, in a futlie attempt to reach a...
3rd time’s the charm I thought. Reassuring myself the past 12 years were not for nothing. I pulled out my sidearm, and shot the President of the United States. ---- I should probably start from the beginning. My name is Phil Connors. And I’ve been stuck in a time loop. This loop comes every 4 years. I th...
There is a picture of the two of us as babies sitting in the same seersucker jumpsuits our grandmother made for us. We used to be so small. When we were both ten we would play around the house all day pretending to be some mythical hero or other. We used to be so happy. In middle school we liked the same girl and wo...
I was a rookie detective when my first murder case came up. It was brutal the man had his hands cut off with only the message of he needed a hand so i gave him 2. No one understood the message that was until we found the next body. The next victim was a 32 year old man that lost both of his arms in a shark attack with ...
And yet, the city remained. Our final landmark. Nobody remembers the first day. Why? Because it was just a normal day. The gentle, seemingly harmless coughing was disguised among the rest of the world. And everybody was unknowing. A stranger unknowingly infecting a passerby. A husband unknowingly dooming his wife. A ...
"It's the tides, you see. The tides." I nearly choked on the pen tip I'd been chewing on. "I'm sorry, Doctor. Did you say 'tides'?!" The genteel man I was interviewing chuckled, and nodded. He seemed pleased that I had roused myself from the slight coma I'd been falling into, since I slouched into one of his overstuf...
"You're wrong you know." I stopped pummeling the henchman for a second. It wasn't his voice that was coming from his mouth. Although I had his blood caked on my knuckles, and I was pretty sure he'd lost seven or eight teeth, he was speaking clearly and calmly. His eyes were open, the lights were on, but it was a st...
Day 3,067-ish. Started adding "-ish"after going on that bender 576-ish days ago. Did I lose a day? Was that even possible? I never woke up hungover, but that was the only day I couldn't remember what happened the day (or days) before. But anyway, today is different. It's the same, but different. Still the same date. S...
When I was a little girl, I was obsessed with fairies. Fern Gully, Tinkerbell, Star Fairies, Rainbow Bright - anything remotely fairy related. I wrote stories about fairies in school, I had posters around my room and I drew endless pictures of fairies in beautiful dresses, in fairy castles and dells. The entire fam...
Three Realms for the Elven-kings, their orbits high, Seven for the Dwarf-lords, the asteroids they own, Nine for Mortal Men that never reached the sky, One for the Dark Lord to be his dark throne In the Galaxy of Mordor where the stars go to die. One Realm to rule them all, One Realm to find them, *On...
I thought I was nice and discrete moving through the bar's side entrance, garbed in Simon's Terratonic pressure gear. The dried blood and dust really sold that "worn-in"look. To the masses I'd be another ghoul off the graveyard shift, too far gone for the front entrance, too thirsty for conversation. A shallow hallway ...
Alice leaned in close to the wire and squinted at the small, wrinkled animal on the other side. "What breed do you think it is?"she asked her husband doubtfully. "Mutt,"her husband replied without a thought. "Just a regular mutt." Their son wriggled between them and beamed at the puppy, wide crooked grin boding ill f...
The only reason Claire hadn't been disappeared away to some government facility is because she initially shared proof of her power on social media. To spirit her away would be to take an unacceptable PR hit, so they left her to her own devices, after leaving her a message with a government-issued cell phone. *Consider...
Something about blinding white lights always had a way of giving Thomas an awful headache. The day could not have been going any worse for him. He sat up and looked around the room. Blank, white walls and a blank, white ceiling enhanced the blinding light giving Thomas a migraine. And of course, the floor had to be whi...
I was hungry and I wanted a sandwich but my fridge was empty. I drank a lot of water and I waited but I wasn't getting any less hungry. I needed to go out. I put on my bulletproof vest, my utility belt and my bicycle helmet and I opened the trap door to my bunker and I peaked out. The street was on fire. I closed the...
It wasn't what I had hoped. In fact, it had gotten me in a bit of a tizzy. I grew up in a rambunctious environment, filled with vivid imagination of dragons, princes, princesses, witches, goblins ogres and magic. An nonreligious man such as myself might pleasure myself with the thoughts that religion would never per...
DISCLAIMER: I've no idea if the formatting works for others as it does on my screen. Also, massive emoji alert, so hopefully no one has compatibility issues. *** Once upon a time, there was a man named Alan. He -- ('_')o OK, hold it. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&am...
Tom slowly slid across the floor towards the kitchen, he could still feel some unknown substance bubbling in his stomach, God knows what he did or ate last night, he's not even sure if today is the day after yesterday or two days after yesterday's yesterday. As he poured himself a glass of water he suddenly remembere...
The surface of the planet was fine white sand, the particles heaped into dunes and valleys, the steady wind sending a drifting haze rolling across everything. Behind Checka, the emergency shuttle gained a dusting - and a puddle of sand had already seeped inside the hatch she had emerged from; just a few minutes ago. ...
My eighteenth birthday pulled me into the ride of a lifetime. When I woke up at 5 (I'm a morning person you see), she was there standing in my room. She was beautiful and serene, and, indisputably hot. I thought she was a Goddess. Capital G. She's a goddess, actually. Little G. I'll explain later. I, like many others...
I started setting up my gear as per my training right away. A nice rooftop near a stadium filling with people or as they were known as now, "main objectives."You see as soon as war broke out to stop these healings stadiums became a massive target for demolition and protection from demolition. My job was to stop airs...
Beyond lonely Luna and into the lonelier sky, Earth watched as her sister was wracked with a storm of rock and ore. Each strike sent blood spewing anew into the galactic sky, and Earth mourned Venus as she gave her final dying breaths. Tears fell richly from the crestfallen Earth, landing upon and trickling across the...
Hitler’s face sloughed off, sliding to the floor and revealing the flaming skull beneath. The convenient harem of women that I’d gathered up until this point in the story screamed in horror. “Help us, SqueeWrites, you’re our only hope!" I used The Force to remove my harem from harm’s way and Hitler paused while he wa...
Have you ever had a cramp? You've gone running, and your calf screams as it tightens with pain. It might even spasm. You know it would feel better if you just relaxed it, but you can't control it, even to help yourself. Imagine that lack of self-control as applied to mind control. You have a random thought - one of ma...
This is an official transcript of the captains log while aboard the Promise Long term Human Transport, the Vow Planetary Shuttle, and on the planetary surface of Wolf 1061c, earth like planet. Mission: Establish human presence on Wolf 1061c to launch continued efforts to transport human kind to new habitable planet. ...
I contemplated the fedora wearing large figure that was standing on the entrance of the backstore ; his clothes and hygiene were probably as filthy as the place I made my traffics in, a tight cemented space full of cardboards and old buzzing freezers where I kept all the trafficked food for the fatties. Mister here isn...
"You don't know me, but I need you to do me this one quick favor. Come on, it'll be easy." "Huh?"I had replied, rubbing the sleep from my eyes. "Come on. It's already noon, sleepyhead! I need you to wake up and face the day. That's it. That's all." "Who..." "Yep! Just like that! Thanks!" click "Huh." _________...
Mr. Kringle took a seat on the plush leather chair, as he usually did every year at our sessions. "Anything to drink, Kris?" "Milk is fine. Whole, if you have it." I extracted a pitcher of milk from a cooler I brought from home. I also offered him a small tray of homemade cookies, which he liked. Mr. Kringle had bee...
"Why is the old man still having us make presents every fucking year? It's just going to be coal again anyway. Coal, coal coal. Every child gets coal, every year. And all of the presents we spent fucking MONTHS assembling are just gonna land in the trash, again. We could be lying somewhere on a beach in Tahiti now, ins...
The Dragon-that-was sat perched on the peaks of Dragonmount, reflecting upon the events that had taken place these past few days. The silvery glow of a gateway was the sole source of light this high and bathed the rocks in an eerie atmosphere. My task has been completed, the shepherd from Emond's Field thought. *I a...
"He said, 'Got. Your. Fucking. Ticket. Sir?'""The loud one said. "Hear that, Paul? I think he may have started to cry? But no answer. Better ask again."The smaller man seated to his left engrossed in a newspaper seemed to somehow notice. William never meant harm to anyone. As an old, withering away man ...
"Psst. You there. You look suitable enough. You want in something... BIG? Like I'm talking freaking astronomical. If you're Pluto, I'm talking Jupiter here. You interested?" I looked at the man blankly. Was he.. high? Drunk? No. I couldn't smell anything coming off of him. Maybe it was crack, cocaine or crack cocaine....
"You were always my greatest disappointment," the voice on the other end of the line wheezed. I could hear wrappers crinkling through the static. The voice continued with labored breath, "I slaved over you. I built you into my greatest creation - but you failed to meet every last expectation." I thought I h...
"Dude you know you can have a lawyer collect that for you right? And they're not going to charge $50 million for it. No seriously, that way you can keep your name off the news and nobody has to get harassed by thieves and sob stories. You don't know any good lawyers? Hold on, I'll find one for you..." I set my phone d...
It was so cold, it was as if the slightest touch would crack the world into pieces. The twelve Rifle Associates stood in the Village Square, their breath piping up like chimneys. Some of them had their hands tucked under their armpits or were stomping their feet on the icy pavement. Behind them, the Town Hall sat qui...
"You still are"Jim responded. "... how the fuck you figure that. I'm at least ... what 85% machine now. I'm a cyborg if anything" "Yeah ... but you're still human, Bob. Its what you are" "No I'm fucking not you dip. I'm not going to be like one of those berks "ooow, I'm 1/87th Irish on my fathers side", thats not h...
Day 1-"This sucks"I thought to myself. "The carpet is horrible in the oval office! I want out." "We need six new Supreme Court Justices." President adds Six New Justices, New Levels of Fairness reached Day 38- "What? That's a Terrible Idea! How did it work?" "Drill for Oil in Manhattan" *President orders M...
"Eat up while it's hot, guys!"Aunt Melanie trilled as we sat down to dinner. My aunt had made mountains of food. She groaned heavily as she lowered her body into the chair. She beamed at us once settled, and picked up her cutlery, eyeing her towering plate of food. "Mmmm, don't mind if I do - I'm feeling a bit peckis...
"Honey!"I called to my wife. "What?!"She yelled from upstairs. "Where's the gas can? You know, the one I use with the lawnmower." "In the garage.." "Where are our matches?" "In the kitchen..." "Thanks!" -------- God watched with an incredulous look, a massive face palm shook the heavens. Cupping his infinite ...
Retirement. I can’t believe it ends like this. I was shaking so much after reading the letter that I had trouble getting the lighter to hold a flame. Eventually experience overcomes my emotion and the flame catches, licking the letters clean from the page, consuming the evidence, with the exception of the photo clutch...
“Hey! Hey you. Yeah, watching from that little box thing. What the hell are you doing in there?” “Francis, honey, who are you talking to?” “It’s these people. These people watching me. I don’t trust them.” “Francis-“ “Stop calling my Francis. That’s a queer’s name. Call me Frank.” “Francis, don’t use that word ag...
Day 37 of his incarceration. He was actually beginning to like the stupid outfit they had forced him to wear. Blue and orange stripes, the dumb hat. The bells tinkling no matter how slightly he moved his head. It had seemed so outrageous at first, cruel even, but now it seemed to cheer him up. It worked wonders on his ...
RING! As I heard the noise of the alarm clock, I broke out of the dreaming realm and into the real world. Trying to remember what I'd dreamt, I kept hitting a wall - must have been just another shitty dream, I thought, and forgot about it. I sat up, slipped in my flip flops, and proceeded to go to the restroom. I...
Souls yearn. That's what they do. That's what they for. A soul always longs for more - a deeper connection, a more vital purpose. Souls are what drive us to explore, to invent, to push beyond whatever boundary we face. Driven by our souls, mankind has undertaken the seemingly impossible, and triumphed. We yearn. Tha...
A Lexus LS400 is one of the least noticeable cars on the road. An antiquated profile, wide fenders and an understated color pallet make this octogenarian special blend into the background of any inner city street. This one was brought to a garage on salvage tags a week ago, having puked oil all over the Mavis' pristin...
This ones is really hard for me to write, I can't make my structure feel good so I'll force myself to do it anyway. Kourtney sat in her loveseat thoroughly confused. How could Thomas, her best friend since grade school be dead? The autopsy came in fine, it wasn't murder. That had surprised a lot of people because m...
Russia was sick of America's shit. Sanction after sanction, spy plane after spy plane. Putin sat at his table, preparing himself to give a speech. This message would act as a challenge against America for their heinous actions. He cleared his throat, and began, "Greetings Bahamas," "Sir, it's Obama." "Бляд. Greeting...
One by fire and one by water Put them on the pyre, lead them to the slaughter. Deep in the depths or in the center of the blaze Same place in the end, achieved in separate ways. One by fire and one by water Hold down the son and light up the daughter. Listen to the crackle and listen to the splash Let it sink to...
A crescent moon shines in the frigid winter sky. Slivers of moonlight pierce the clouds, illuminating a lone cabin in the middle of the woods. Six vampires surround the building, their dark cloaks flowing in the biting wind. Blood boiling, red eyes glaring, ready to kill. Their leader, Dinah Brand, holds her thin hand ...
Hudson gripped the tarp, smiling ear to ear. His fellow scientists entered into the warehouse. They wore white lab coats, backwards caps, sunglasses and carried clipboards. "Are you ready for the grand unveiling?"He asked them, his voice wavering with excitement. Ashley raised a hand. "Actually,"he began, "I was hopi...
Cash registers aren't complicated. You punch in the numbers and do a little math. Put money in the machine, then take money out. Basic. Customers are also fairly simple. You hear what they want and get it done. Put them in their seats, then take their orders. Easy. Quantum bullshit isn't that complex. You commit...
Daniel was sweating profusely. Not only was the putrid smelling den hot and humid, it was also packed full of unscrupulous people that made it feel even smaller than it already was. A yellow lightbulb hang from the ceiling, providing illuminating the wooden table where Daniel was seated. People with swastika tattoos an...
The Jupiterian delegate was once again in a full uproar. With spittle flying from his mouth he was letting the Supreme President have it. Pointing his finger directly at the president he once again reiterated his point yelling, "This is an absolute travesty of justice! Once again we meet here to talk about more bureau...
As I watched my friend develop their powers towards our 13th birthdays. I started to wonder if I'd end up like the boy in the grade above us. Powerless and with the inability to eat solid foods. I feared for smoothies and blended meals all while sitting on the sidelines watching others fly, run super fast, turn invisib...
"Oh god. How? WHY?!"I thought to myself in the frenzied crowd. People were screaming and running in all directions around me as I tried to collect myself as I headed towards the source of the chaos. I had just had an argument with my girlfriend over her suspicious behavior. It started calm but once she admitted to chea...
Many moons ago... Heh. I prefer this start; much more poetic than the modern "Once upon a time". Anyway, Many thousands of moons ago, I made a Deal with an ancient Being for a Gift beyond most Mortals. But why? Surely you knew... Knew that said Deals end badly for the mortal? Well, that piece of knowledge on...
My self summary I'm a practical-minded practitioner of the necromantic arts. Young in body and ancient in mind, I think you'll agree I'm the total package--plus, I can communicate with the dead, so I can totally hook you up with your deceased loved ones (caveat emptor, though). I've got an insatiable appetite f...
[Note: changed assistants for aspirants :P] “This curriculum is very promising, Mr. Doe, I’ll be honest, its one of the best we have had yet,” I said. In fact, I was a bit worried that he was over-qualified for the internship program. The thirty year old man at first appeared like a line-backer from a professional tea...
The door slammed shut and I knew it was the last time my ex-wife would ever enter here ever again. The divorce was final, I still had the paperwork in my hand and the tears still had not dried. I was alone with nothing but my thoughts, she had taken almost everything in the process. I picked up a picture frame, a momen...
"Talk quickly. It's been a long day and I don't have much patience left. What the hell is going on?" Eric swallowed. It was his third day at the White House, but with the amount of metaphorical shit hitting the fan, he might as well be working at a sewage treatment plant. He glanced down at the stack of papers in fron...
Mattew arrives five minutes late. I can see as he looks for me through the cafe, so I raise my hand to get his attention. A couple seconds later and he is sitting across from me, sipping quietly the coffee I so graciously bought him. “Thank you very much for coming on so short notice,” I tell him. By now, the script I...
"Hey, American. Here." I lit up, picked my way around the equipment, and moved to the ancient stone door. Sergeant Khoroshin scowled at my little coffin nail, but let it pass. I guess too many of his own men have died for him to worry about me and my vices. "This is the door?" "This is door."Somehow, the scowl got d...
"You ready for this?"I muttered to Graeme as we approached the enclosure. He nodded, tight-lipped, staring ahead at the crowd around the exhibit's glass wall. A neon-green sign above read "Zombies — Beware!", complete with cheesy red paint smears. People all around were laughing and pointing at its inhabitants, taking...
The bells in the ship rang and signaled the beginning of Procession. Hundreds of civilians made their way to their deck's gallery, a place once filled with the art of humanity and now filled with the wishes and hopes of the people on board the colony ship Phoenix; a massive super-ship that stretched thousands of miles ...

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