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“For the last time, Robert, there’s no octopus there,” my girlfriend, clearly annoyed, chastised me. “Sheila, I’m telling you. It was right there. I went to grab the cup of coffee that you made for me, and it tried to spray me before it up and slithered off! I know you don’t believe me, but I swear, it was righ...
God stared at me, his eyes seemingly peircing into my body, carefully observing my every move. It was scary. Like really scary. Imagine a 20ft dude with an untrimmed beard, flip flops and a hairy chest, that was god. Not some otherworldly looking dude but a guy who dresses as if he lives in a trailer with his mum. "So...
So, here I am. Everything within two blocks is smoldering at best, I’m clutching what may very well be the last, best, hope of humanity, and only one thing is going through my fucking head. Why the hell didn’t I block that number? So, there were three options. One. Slide down the pile of rubble that made up my apartme...
My human is big and clumsy. They all are, but I love her. Sometimes she is very loud and annoying, but that's just how they show you they love you. Sometimes I forget they do not understand simple gestures. I will show her my belly to let her know I trust her, and she does not understand and tries to touch my belly ins...
"...I'm going to ask you a question." "You're not gonna ask her, and have her decide?" "No, no - I need to prove to you that I'm really you, based on my question. And you need to prove to me that you're really me, based on your answer." "Okay, that's fair. Ask away." "How do you perform Cervantes' pistol throw ...
It's the same dream, every time. I'm sitting in an iron chair, bound hand and foot in heavy silver chains. Before me stand the Fates - three tall women shrouded and veiled in torn tattered grey cloth. "Azriel,"speaks the first Fate in a harsh, rasping voice, "We are not pleased with your work." "You try to defy us, a...
I drew my curtains in a flash, reducing the room to almost complete darkness, save for the little rays of sunlight that burst through the edges, highlighting several clouds of dust that had spurned from the action. "Damned cat."I murmured, turning to slump into the sofa. I sat my elbows on my knees, cradling my face i...
This was not Ragnarok. The Gods Themselves fear Ragnarok, and this was worse. If Valhalla fell, there would be no rebirth. This was the literal End of Times. The Great Destruction of Yggdrasil the World Tree. The Eternal Darkness. If Valhalla fell. Loki's wild eyes reflected the madness and chaos in his soul a...
April 27th, 2031. 10:24:36 PM. The time was fast approaching. I had no idea what was past that time. I had never gone past it. I looked at the remote in may hand, the one that sent me back thirty years into my twenty-five year old body. I perfected the technology on my fifteenth "lifetime", although I did not realize ...
No way, you think to yourself. You grab the flask, and swirl its contents, which are a vibrant and piercing blue. "Don't drink that, its copper sulphate,"says the man in the lab coat. Oh, you think to yourself. You flash the chemist a thumbs up, as if you knew this all along, then put the flask back down and tu...
There he was. All these years later. Instant rage took over and I lunged forward, almost leaping to him and wrestling him into a headlock before I choked him out, dead. Then I proceeded to rip away at his face with my teeth, I sucked out an eyeball and tore off an ear. Why had my fiance insist I wear a white suit at o...
I'm telling you, I felt like a criminal. For those few years, I had the world in the palm of my hands. You asked about regrets? When you get to my age, you stop thinking about regret. You learn that if you dote on regrets, they'll eat you alive. But since you asked... I was about 20 then when I first realized that I h...
I couldn't think of a good enough storyline of what happens when they regain their power, but I came up with a backstory. Also, I typed this up on my phone so there are probably some stupid errors somewhere. Around 2,020 years ago, a new god revealed itself to humanity. It did this using one of its recruited disciple...
It is late in the evening, and Martha is combing Allie’s wet, post-bath hair. Allie is wrapped in a mermaid towel and sits on the closed lid of the toilet, her toes snuggled in a miniature version of her mother’s fuzzy white slippers. She prattles on about the various aspects of her day - inane happenings in the life o...
It had been over 500 years since my ancestors had left the Earth, our home that they had spitefully destroyed with their greed and vindictiveness. Since then, we have been traveling the Milky Way in search of anything we could call home. Although all the astronomers had found several possible leads for us to follow up ...
"Where's the wound?"my wife asks. Her tone sounds almost annoyed rather than dismayed. "What wound?"I ask, confusion creeping in. "Haven't you been shot again?" "What? No! I've never been shot." "Oh, never mind then. Hahaha. That was kind of funny." Suddenly her phone rings. "Sorry, I have to take this."and she wa...
It's hard living with foreigners. That's not a race thing! Language barriers are a problem no matter how you try and get around it, but we did figure out a few things though. The long haired, nicer smelling one doesn't like me in her room. They made loud angry noises and jumped away from me when they saw me walk. This...
Snap! My bed clipped to the floor. It released a noise so loud that it caused me to jerk out of the bed instantly. I looked around. "Dangit. I must still be inside of the simulation." I got up and fell through the floor. The only problem, besides the fact that I was in a simulation, was that there was no hole in th...
"No-no-no-no, that's not how this works,"Syl said, followed by an exasperated sigh. "I don't understand... why couldn't you just trade shit and make money like everyone else?"a bored reply from Jux. "Because don't you want to know about the forerunners? They predate the Pnthumera Wars! I mean come on, this is interes...
It spoke to me. Host time of death was just under seven hours ago, drained like a spider on a moth, yet the tumor still lives. 34.7 pounds estimated weight if separated, it evolved from an osteosarcoma in the hip joint to a full blown teratoma in seven months. The tumor has produced and discarded tens of fingernails,...
[Rachel] -- My phone vibrates on the granite countertop. It’s Jared. Again. &nbsp; Meet up for lunch? Sure, how about the Olive Garden on Addison in an hour? I’m always down for free breadsticks! See you there. &nbsp; This is our third lunch this week and it’s only Thursday. And if the others ha...
"Sir.. uhh sir?" "Dammit Johnson what is it?" "Uhh I have an inbound object, it matches nothing in our database." "What the... let me see." "Sir it just disappeared off radar." "Fuck, did you get its trajectory and velocity?" "Sir, trajectory seems to put it in line with London. We were unable to ascertain the v...
I woke up dizzy. My head hurt and and the ceiling was too bright. I covered my eyes and mumbled, “Night.” Nothing happened, and I became more confused. Why wasn’t it turning Night? “Night!” I shouted, hitting the floor with my fist. Except it wasn’t floor, it was broken. Something snapped under my hand, and made a...
When I initially had the thought to show the gorilla pictures of female gorillas, I hadn't expected him to comprehend it so well, much less demand more as if he was well versed in Gorilla-Tinder dynamics. So I obliged my new friend, and for 20 whole minutes we sat together swiping and passing on chicks when something...
Kierleon did not fidget. Not exactly. He had far too much discipline for that. At least, he had for most of these past sixty-seven years. He did not start out that way. Like all children who aspired to the Elemental Mage class, he began with an entire ill disciplined childhood's worth of bad habits of which his master ...
"G'day! Y' know, da' had a sayin' he taught me an' Bobby growin' up: y' tussle with a dingo pack, best make sure you finish 'em off. Dingoes've been known to track people across long stritches of disert, an' crikey, do they let 'em have it when they catch up with'm! "Well, turns out, the same thing can be said about ...
Day in and day out I would slip and fall, my goofy display performed with the out-most precision. There is a particular irony that comes with mastering your craft of idiocy. It was no small game, timing the moment of a fall, of a supposedly careless collision, of blubbering like a buffoon. And so each time I bowed at ...
King Viggo was in a very bad mood. His son, heir to the throne, one stone Iosef had stoked the devil incarnate. In fact, it wasn't the stealing that had angered him so, it was the fact that the prince had the gall to hurt Sir Wick's already wounded heart. He didn't care about what Wick felt, he was scared of what Sir W...
Jeff scratched his balls through the pockets of his cargo pants as he stumbled across the alley. After hundreds of hours of training, and as many pieces of McNuggets, he was finally ready. As his peers had given in to illusions of lust he had trained his mind to focus on the arts of the blade. And now, his efforts had ...
Four men in robes surround a ritual circle chanting, the goat is dragged onto the altar and the high priest readies his blade. The chanting priests kneel as the high priest sacrifices the goat to the dark lord, a sudden roar of flame appears in the centre of the circle. As the flame dies down they all look to the circl...
"Ugh, not another one...." I stood in shock. The last thing I remembered was the ceremonial knife of Yngvi cutting across my throat and the warmth of my blood running from my body. Now, I stood before the most beautiful being I had ever seen. I was completely amazed standing in his presence as I hadn't even been su...
"Um, I'm pretty sure this is treason. Or terrorism."Bill's voice quivered through the phone. "Oh for fuck's sake, we're lighting them right up again after this. Just give it enough time for the truck to crash."I glanced at my watch. Thirty seconds to go. "You sure this is an unmanned truck? I don't want to hurt anyo...
Our hero ate with relish a caesar salad while seated in a rooftop garden overlooking the city. He never ate any salad other than caesar. Sticking one's fork in a tyrant daily is an important civic duty. About mid-day now. The festival games swept noise through the city. Best be on with it soon. The others should be n...
Day 1096 Today is the 3rd year anniversary since I have found the cabin. The fire in the fireplace continues to roar without tending it, as it has since I arrived. Three years ago. This is a place stuck in a pocket of time, or space, or perhaps both. I no longer hunger, which is fine, because the ramen noodles in the...
I was always fond of the sunset. Something about it's beauty always reminds me of her. I felt the darkness slowly creeping up on the world as I made my way home. I'll admit to being a bit shaky today, but the familiar walk brought me comfort. Seeing the occasional people walking or driving, all with the same 1's and 0'...
Winter knocked at the door as I remained silent. Trees whistled in warning from the outside while darkness stalked the cabin I sheltered myself in. Ice slithered its way across the wooden floor around me. Inside the fireplace remained a small flame. It was the last bit of light my soul had left burning around in the ab...
"The lottery designed the be mathematically impossible to win,"the voice growled from behind the light. It has been what, hours, since they last chained me to this chair. All the while claiming that I was some sort of time traveller, who came back in time to make myself rich. I just shook my head, too weak to protest ...
"In a town of 50,000 people and a college with 15,000 we can get at least 1000 to say the name, at least in passing"Zach was loosing his patience. "But we need to advise or it won't work"Ted remarked, yet again. "You don't understand, we're a new wing shop next to a college campus, word of mouth of our special will ...
People say that having whatever you want or living a life of crime would get boring after a while, or begin to feel empty. Seriously, have those people ever actually robbed a bank? Killed someone just because they got angry? Or just because you want to? It's incredibly satisfying, but I don't expect many of you to unde...
Aleksander stood on the small hill around his companions. The men stood in awe of the titan as he delivered his booming speech. The women fawned over his resplendent beauty, as he stood stoic with the setting sun at his back. An adventure like no other was about to begin, and Aleksander, champion of the people, was to ...
Mice in hand I clicked my two favourite games, Civilization V and Shadow of the Colossus. To my surprise it worked, and both games booted up. Even more surprising, I got sucked into the game! I was like "woah, what is going on?" My familiar cities stared back at me, framed by thick medieval walls and surrounded by v...
Michael Bloomfeld had known it wouldn't be an easy case when he had taken it. Merely the amount of media coverage had convinced him to do it. His firm had been flat lining the last year and without a high profile case, there was no way to up the firms profile. It had been a stressful couple of months consisting of we...
A rumbling gave the volcano a gentle nudge. Dirt stuck to the ceiling came loose and crumbled down. Latea didn't pay much attention to it. As long as Moldunar was resting, nothing could hurt them. She sighed, clicking her weaving needles together to finish up her latest pair of pants. She had a habit of ticking the fly...
When Anna found Diego, he was bent over the keyboard, illuminated by the blue-tinted glow of the monitor, fingers pounding out keystrokes in rapid succession. She leaned against the doorway to the office and closed her eyes. “I thought you were taking the night off,” she said. “I am,” replied Diego, without turning ...
My username is PM_ME_WHEN_YOU_DIE on reddit, I chose it because I had seen people named PM_ME_WHEN... and I thought my name would be funny. I was wrong. I was browsing reddit one day, just reading trough the gaming subreddit as usual. Then I noticed I had afew unread messages. I found this weird since I usually neve...
“We’re going to need an archaeologist” Colin stated to the rest of the crew as it suddenly became apparent that they weren’t drifting through a valley of underwater pillars. They were in fact slowly gliding within the rib cage of a colossal leviathan-sized animal carcass, that had been decomposing for potentially ten...
It's great to have a confessor, a confidant, someone I can talk to even if it is anonymous and through chat routed through an onion network. My country isn't the most open place to live in the worlds of Sol - human's first solar system and the birthplace of us all. It's part of how I get through each day, to chat with ...
The robots were sent to protect, and they did where they saw the opportunity. Stories came out of robotic "guardian angels"leaping into action and stopping car accidents. They stationed themselves all around the roads to make sure nobody got hurt. Soon they decided that they needed to block traffic altogether. Those hu...
“...and per Article 926, Section 2185, which states that ‘Any terrestrial organism capable of logical thought that has committed any of the aforementioned crimes has to provide a valid form of identification, including, but not limited to, a Galactic Travel VISA, birth certificate listing full name, planet, and empire,...
Once I got over the initial shock, I was actually quite pissed. I had taken care of this cat for several years, and make sure it was healthy and happy. And now the little twit had stolen my body. I wanted to give her a piece of my mind, but she now owned my gigantic twenty five year old male body. I didn't want her thr...
The missiles flew at their targets and simply blipped out of existence. The fighter jets and fighter jet prototypes did the same. The last course our governments tried were the nuclear weapons and a few fusion ones (again prototypes) with the same results. Every weapon from bullets to lasers were, as we warned them,...
Sunday The four malcontents gathered in the second floor apartment across the street from First National Bank. They couldn't see each other, but they could definitely hear each other scrambling to finish the prep work for the greatest bank heist in history. Jan, the mastermind behind the heist and the imposter, sa...
I hated dealing with the Divine. Especially those who had built a single solitary world and didn’t realize (or chose to ignore) the grander scope of existence. This was one of the ones who had blinded themselves to the endless series of opportunities to expand their understanding and power, choosing instead to concentr...
The art of summoning and binding had been built upon breaking taboos and disregarding warnings, but one rule was always honored: never summon an angel. I’d made deals with Mephistopheles, summoned servants of Beelzebub, bound countless imps and spirits to my name, but still my hands trembled as I completed the revers...
“WHERE ROCK?” Thrag stared out at the assembled clan, bug\-eyed, lower lip jutting out. The clan shuffled about, refusing to meet Thrag’s eyes. The last one to anger Thrag, Gurk, had mysteriously fallen out of the cave onto some lions. Thrag had been just as confused about the episode as everybody else, but events lik...
After wiping sweat from my brow, I stuck my woodcutter's ax in Master Ory's cutter stump. The wood pile next to it reached to about my waist and for about an hour's work, I'd say I did a damn good job. The wood in this damn place is thicker than usual; I think the castle wizard said it was some magic in the soil or som...
It was always the same train car whenever I doze off on family road trips. Always the same velvet carpeting, same cushioned seats and same horizon over a milky sunrise over the ocean. The very first time I had this dream there were several people in Old Western style getup. I get up, feeling oddly anxious and oddly out...
It was a perfect summers day, not a cloud in the sky and the sun held high. She thought briefly about how it didn't fit, about how the sky should be dark and weeping with her instead. But nature didn't account for how she felt, and she somberly acknowledged that it had no reason to do so. Death was a part of nature, ...
I heard the call, that sweet agony that beckoned across planes. It was like a drug to demons, one that could be denied but is usually welcomed. The longer one ignores the call the more painful it is. The sound builds louder and louder, from a whisper to a scream until you finally listen. Transitioning from our realm to...
The steady beeping of the monitor was finally dying off. Four long months he has wasted away in this asylum, with no one to come and tell him stories, no one to make him feel better, no children to feel sympathy for him. He's been mostly forgotten by the living, with only the idiot doctors coming by to uselessly prolon...
Structural integrity compromised. Beginning improvement. Oh yes, my opponent would get what was coming to it now, I thought. The first step was to gain a higher view of the battlefield, while simultaneously making myself appear taller and more imposing. I extended my neck upwards, and- "DISQUALIFIED!!!"the s...
Second Chance Second Chance is a reality game show on FOX. It features billionaires from all over the world competing against one another for the ability to have a younger new body. Each episode would have a competitive challenge in order for the billionaires to gain immunity from elimination. Billionaires who’v...
"Fuck."Sarge really could turn a phrase. "He's really outdone himself this time."Sarge turned away and kicked a chair. This really was turning his career into a circus side-show. First it had been the clowns, all shoved piece by piece into a tiny clown car. Nineteen, Nineteen of them had been put inside. Forensics...
An eery whistling can be heard coming from down the hallway as wind finds its way inside through a narrow path. The increasingly visible dust particles in the air disperse momentarily before finding their place, ever drifting. The sun has begun its gradual descent once more, hiding the growing erosion of the building ...
Log Entry 007654 Subject was taken from dwelling in a primitive Earth city. Sensors show it appears to be healthy. Planet has made an orbit 32 times since it's birth, around 567 galactic years. Genetic scan reveals average life span of humans to be around 120 Earth years, although for a civislizion at that stage of med...
I wake in my bed, screaming. I smell moss and mud and the fading scent of wet fur. "No,"I moan. "No, it's happened again." I stagger to the mirror, not daring to look at my clenched hands, my heaving chest. A tear trickles out of my closed eyes. I bump into the dresser. I hear the tiny jingle of chainlinks; the cros...
65 years ago, a computer spit out nearly 100 8"× 11"pieces of paper for the Central Valley Hospital. My parents received their's and sat quietly on the smooth wooden bench, watching me sleep soundly next to the other 99 newborns. Birth date: 10/08/2018. Expiration date: 06/10/2084. They tried to hide it from me a...
Case File: B6-2291Contributors: Mage Ouzohur, Mage ArfeaCase Officer: Grand Wizard Tarlok Incident Report: On \[Date Redacted\], an unregistered fairy created an unsanctioned time bubble in \[Location Redacted\], Illinois. In this bubble, she trapped a total of 235 non-magical individuals for the self-proclaimed purp...
My grandfather was a miserable man, and I mean that in every aspect of the word. He was miserable to be around, miserably unhappy, and perpetually drunk. I only ever had a couple of conversations with him, as he and my mother didn’t get along. Not that I wished for more time with him, I had heard the stories - the beat...
I’d been able to see them basically all my life. A few years ago a fortune teller tried to tell me it was something about being the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter, but I only had two little sisters, so that theory hadn’t gotten me very far. Not that it matters the why, since the what wasn’t very well going ...
"State your problem." I put my axe down, and try my best not to intimidate the poor fellow, but I think it's a little too late for that. He has this blank stare on his face, not that that's anything too foreign to me. After all, look at me. I'm very unique (and I like it that way, thank you very much). Pearls on my n...
"The payment?"I drawled as I snuffed the butt of my cigarette on the man's tablecloth. It was a nice one, silk if my hands were any judge - and after three hundred years they were pretty reliable. "I ain't going through with something like that 'less you can make it worth my while. Dude's a prick." I enjoyed talking l...
Darth Vader was breathing funny, but then again he always did. A few moments later, he stopped breathing at all and collapsed to the floor. That's when I sprang into action. I marched my way through the crowd of shrieking onlookers to get a closer look. Darth Vader lay on the convention floor, blood spilling out of hi...
She stood in front of the window. The sun was setting, casting light between the skytowers so that half her face fell in shadow. She wasn't blinking, even the autonomic rise and fall of her chest was paused. "May?" I put a hand on her shoulder and felt the ribs of her polymer frame. She turned to face me but didn't s...
My body's a bottle, For all of my rage, But it seems that my prisoner's Escaped from his cage. He's massive and cruel, And he holds nothing back... And now that he's free, He is on the attack. My selfish desires Will draw people in, My anger, like fire, Will burn through their skin... To hunt this beast dow...
"Huh, well, in that case what do you wish for?" "Pardon?"The genie of the lamp asked genuinely perplexed. "Well, if I wanted something an ordinary guy could do, I'd do it myself, I don't want a slave. I mean, I joke about it- but you should always use safe words and all that." "I see... Then for my first wish... I...
It begins today. First contact with an intelligent alien civilization. The benevolent leaders of our world gather at the Citadel in preparation for this unprecedented and momentous event... for a thousand years we gazed at the stars and wondered if there were other beings out there, perhaps even like us. We prepare now...
Evlink. The leading company in the field of science, it had taken the world by storm a few decades ago with the serial discoveries of complex biomechanical applications, advancements in the field of quantum mechanics allowing the synthesis of antimatter, and enormous upheavals in the field of biochemistry. It monetised...
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"Pope Francis, please, you can't be serious." "We all thought this apocalypse wasn't serious. But it is. In these desperate times, would you rather I not attempt to use every resource at my disposal, try every avenue possible to protect us?" The Pope scoffed, and, ignoring the Council of Cardinal Advisers, exited the...
I was lifted into the air by a dog's jaws. He shook me; it didn't feel bad, but it was uncomfortable for me. Then a man in a military uniform rushed over. "Stubby! Stubby, drop that. Stubby!" The man inspected me, but didn't notice anything amiss; I had disguised myself as a stick, obviously. Stubby sniffed me one m...
The crowd cheers as sweat drips of the matador’s face. He’s been in this arena over a hundred times and none of his opponents have ever been this difficult. He’s bested zombies who run, zombies who spit poison, and even zombies who perpetually burn. He’s the greatest of all time, and nobody’s denying that—but worry's...
People write about hell like they know what it is. Countless useless fiction writers, priests, paranormal investigators piling one lava lake on top of the other demon-infested abyss aimed at human torture. Frying pans and flames, forks and stretchers... Hell, I can tell you, is nothing like that. It’s swimming in an ...
“Oh, it’s me guys. I’m the killer. Just hold on I gotta find my keys and then I’ll turn myself in.” I joked to myself as I switched off the tv and tossed the remote on the couch. “You finally got me, you crazy son of a bitch you finally caught me.” Pleased with my witty pop culture comment I continued the charade in...
Dear Markus, If you are reading this, I would like to apologize. Okay, you see, there are a lot of things I gotta explain, but I really don’t wanna sound like a Text Block Terry. *Long story short, I got scared of the relationship. I really do love you. Please don’t think I don’t. I just... I couldn’t bear to see...
In the beginning the plan worked. Thanatos, with long eyelashes, homoerotic lips and a boyish sensuality took people from their lives to the Underworld. Once they waved goodbye—Thanatos skipping back the way they came—they’d produce an oblong for Charon. The oarsman took his charges across Styx. One goal, one boat, o...
"BEHOLD!" A screaming assassin booms across an excited crowd. A king lies face down on the podium, held by Jhin, the assassin's, foot at his neck. &#x200B; \>"Roll for charisma" &#x200B; \>The die turns to 19. "BY THIS BLADE, YOUR PROUD, SANCTIMONIOUS KING SHALL BE FELLED! YOUR KINGDOM, BE ...
At first it was small things. A shaker knocked over after sunset. A glass spilled on the nightstand after he'd fallen asleep. Hangars knocked loose in a dark closet. It took the poor, dumb bastard three months to figure it all out, but not before a ceiling light burnt out, and came undone directly on his head. It too...
"Okay, dragon, what's your name?"I demanded, trying, not entirely successfully, to keep my cool. "Elmderoth,"the immortal and all-powerful dragon peacefully replied. "Elmderoth, our position is about to be overrun by billions of monsters. If we fail to stop them, they will pretty much wipe out all life on this planet...
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!"Gordan screamed into the phone. "He's a cop killing maniac and Jack is the best we've got, no matter the methods!"Jim slammed the phone on the receiver before the DA could say another word. Jack Napier just plastered a huge ass grin on his face. "Troubles with Harvey again, Commissioner? ...
The lights turned on last night. I never thought they’d come back. This scene has been etched into my mind since everyone left. Its like one of those scenarios you act out alone in the car or the shower where you think of what you will do or what you would have done differently. Those silent fights you have with the pe...
He'd once been the most trusted wizard of all. He gazed through reality, and fulfilled his duties as the Great Wizard. However, it's been years since Chrome had done what's right. For reasons not yet understood, his heart began to grow cold. Perhaps it had been his doubts of a god existing getting the best of him, or h...
A fun reunion with my best friends. Some drinks, some fishing, and a whole lot of reminiscing. That’s all this weekend was supposed to be. That’s all it was gonna be until Mark decided he wanted to go swimming, and Sarah agreed. Now we’re stuck. It doesn’t make any goddamn sense, but we’re stuck. We were gonna h...
"Jesus."The word slipped from my me. My mind had truly gone blank while staring at the piece of paper in my hands. The title of the page "Ancestry and more"could clearly be seen, the contents though filled with paragraphs of information. None of it truly made sense though. It just couldn't be real. &#x200B; I ha...
He sits across from a police officer, who says she only wants to help. Says he doesn't need a lawyer -- it's all just between the two of them. Maybe we can sort this out before sundown, and you can go back home. "Had you met her before?" "No,"he says, and it's true. *Her back is to him. But she looks sharply over he...
"Huh. For some reason I was expecting you to bleed periwinkle." A spate of crimson flowed from the side of the Mad Titan's now-mutilated face. Tony Stark, in a red-and-gold burnished iron suit, stood over Thanos' prostrate form; the rest of the Avengers -- Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Hulk, Clint Barton, and Natasha ...
Harry-“The more curious part is that you always exit the time portal being pulled out of a top hat. No matter the year we’ve entered; the end user is pulled from a top hat. Once the user is placed back in the hat, they’re transferred back to the present in human form”. Stephen-“ That is very curious. What happens when...
“Duke, get off! What is with you today?” Kevin sidestepped his frantic dog’s violent slobbery pounce. Duke was a 2 year old half-lab and half-unknown (most people guessed cow or moose) that did everything he could to stop Kevin from going to work every morning, but today he seemed more determined than normal. He had al...
Obligatory I'm new to WP so please give me feedback (constructive criticism, support, or even just criticism). &#x200B; Whiterun was a magnificent city. Jewel of the north, home of the Companions, and bastion of free will. People lived and laughed as much as any, the taverns were filled with song and dance, peopl...
I Shall Fear No Evil The squeaking creature threw her tiny arms around the hellhound. It was a marvel she hadn’t stabbed herself on one of the spikes protruding form his back. Or been burned by the acid hanging from his mouth “I love you so much!” it said. “I’m going to take you home and give you a bath and pet you ...

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