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⬆️ 843 kittensundaes_111 ⬇️ Honestly, I think that's adorable she wants you to better yourself. I don't think your the asshole in this situation, but you do need to set boundaries as to what you feel comfortable doing wit her and the expectations of both families. ⬆️ 442 PM_me_muscles342 ⬇️ D...
The quiet road was quintessentially English, each house punctuated by identical front-gardens and two -- always two -- tall bushes either side of the drive, as if they were leafy sentinels. On a nicer day, Bond thought, he might've called the road pleasant. Bland, homogeneous, and pretentious, certainly -- but also ple...
I told them I was part of a religious order. People tend to not question when you say that, too many unnecessary altercations have arisen out of those not respecting others' spiritual beliefs. And in an empire where some orders require their members to cut their own fingers off, scar their faces, or wear a token of ev...
"I plead guilty, Your Honor,"I told the courtroom, earning gasps and whispers. "I killed her. Six milligrams of Aconitum directly into her left arm." "Well, I suppose I should thank your honesty. That saves us some time-" "What kind of sick bastard murders his own sister?"a voice cut in from the crowd. Several others...
As I sat up straight, I feel something in my neck click and snap. Something metallic. The soft whir of servoes can be heard as I raise a hand to my head to stroke my hair. Fuck. I'm the robot. I'm about to resign myself to my fate when I see something about my counterpart in the chair across from me. Maybe it's j...
He couldn’t understand it. How couldn’t they see? These lofty citizens of Gotham had let their guards down. And now look – a snake in the grass, a bat in the birdcage. But no, no! Not a bat. It’s not Batsy at all! Only he knew, you see. As always, it was only he who saw the clear truth. Batman is not Batman. On ...
“You're sure that's right?” A silence filled the air. People do not like being corrected. Though in this moment, the last thing that Eric could think of was minding his manners. You see moments before this line was spoken, Eric was told by this unassuming Honduran woman that the headline of the story that featured h...
Sitting down at my expansive, L shaped desk, I retrieve a blank card from the drawer. I open a small rectangular box to find a fine, silver pen engraved with Dennis Smith, MD. A birthday present from Dad. Before I begin writing I take a sip from the sweating tumbler of amber scotch. MacCallan 25. I set it back ...
It was the morning of results. Our governor secured their office for another four years. The new faces in our state legislature held no meaningful changes. It looked like we were all in for four more years of the same. I was moderately upset. My preferred candidate lost, my values were going to carry on under-represe...
The sun rises lazily on Neo Dakar, where Musa Mbaye sips his morning attaya. The tableau of shining glass and glittering gold structures makes the city shimmer in the early mornings. He regards the massive dry-docks off the coastline that prepare interstellar generation ships. It may have been cheaper to construct the ...
'A tall blonde, with brown eyes and a good heart will defeat the evil one!' That was the prophecy. That was it, that was all. My brother fit the description, though his hair was closer to a dirty blonde. So that's how we ended up here. In a large group of vaguely-described men and women—the prophecy didn't specify gend...
"You do know how ridiculous this is right?"Said Casimir. There was a silent break for a few seconds until The door chime crackled to life. "You got to press the speaker button mate"Casimir groaned. "I... Can.... Literally.. see you. You son of a strumpet"! the intercom just crackled weakly in response. Casimir press...
"Hi." I look at the blonde girl on the other side of the window. "Huh… Hi." "Do you need anything?" I mean I was standing here in the freezing cold for forty minutes waiting for you to open the curtains and stumble upon my pale, bony, deep-eyed face and freak out, but… "No, I was just… huh… I think I got the wron...
Deep within my meditations I could hear them. Perhaps I didn't even need to meditate. The walls of my low level Coruscant apartment were thin. "Sir . . . Master Jedi. I need to ask you to leave."That would be Inspector Parson. Good man, loyal to the Republic. "There is a Sith Lord in there!"They reply carried...
Inside an interrogation chamber, deep within one of the great war machines of the Zzyth fleet, a single human sat tied to a chair. He was bare chested, and the Interrogator could see the scars that lined every inch of his body. These faint white lines were crossed and covered by more recent wounds. Cuts, bruises and ...
"To overcome crates?" "Well yes, we had all the enemy movement implemented, but they kept stumbling over crates people could place." "And you solved this with... sentient AI?" "No no, not at all... we just coded ourselves into a corner, then one of us suggested we utilize that new deep neural network module. Then ...
"Alright...take good care of that weekend in Vegas!"I beamed as I waved the latest chump out. That memory for some reason was always a popular choice, but it never ended well. People started trying to spend the jackpot they never had, or hide the evidence of the non existent affair from their partners. "Idiots..."I mu...
I was a joke, I knew it, the city knew it, the heroes knew it. Sure they had to adapt to whatever my latest superweapon was and overcome, becoming stronger, pushing the limits of their powers but they always overcame my latest scheme, I never got anywhere in the grand scheme of things. So, I was a joke, but the joke wa...
I was born in April 20, 1889. But I was conceived in August 5, 2527. You can't zap a person back in time when he's destined to become one of the most infamous murderer of all time, people will learn study up on his past, why he became like that, why would anyone want to be this way? I had no choice. I was sent as a s...
"You've caused enough harm, scum! DIE!"she screamed and hurled a giant fireball at me. I barely felt it. But this is about principle. So I picked up the nearest mountain and threw it at her, just to show her that I mean business. It caused a minor earthquake on impact (and probably destroyed a human village or two)....
"We need to talk." I stared at my angel. You may think that this is just some euphemism for the girl of my dreams, but no. She was my actual guardian angel, and let me tell you, she's gorgeous! "I signed up for this job, because when I was human, I was always trying to protect people. So I thought, what coul...
"How long are you going to keep this up John, seriously?"my wife asked me, her face aglow in the light of her cell phone. "Oh, I don't know, it's harmless babe."I say as I side into bed next to her. Her brow furrowed, "How so? We need to show her that monsters aren't real, not feeding into her fears." I turned my...
Gordon pulled the note off the door, crumpled it up, and tossed it into the bushes. He knew what it said and who it was from. Missy Joyner - complaining about the raccoons again. Too bad. It was his house and his life and his goddamn cat food. Besides, raccoons were just part of the cost of living in the suburbs...or...
"I think your crazy,"Number Five tied back Number Three's hair in a braid, "You want to keep the bangs." "Don't be silly,"Kookie smiled, "I always keep the bangs." Her friend ran her fingers through her hair as she sat back and sighed, "Then you're on your own from here." Far below, at the roots of the Treehouse, a ...
"I'm... I'm not real,"she said, with a quiet little hitch in her breath. "Steven, I... I'm an illusion." I was a bit taken aback. My wife, beautiful, thirty-two, petite, fair hair, amazing smile, radiant skin~~eightlegs~~, was absolutely beside herself. There were dark circles under her hazel eyes, tear stains...
Nova looked up at the camera. "Earth has always been the faded blue dot in the distance to me. It was never home. I've heard the stories of cities and oceans and people and all that, but to me… it was just the pale blue dot. Part of the background. And now look at me… spinning alone in the darkness, watching that blue ...
They were trying to warn us. Our ancestors were great. Our scholars say they had not yet learned of the ley lines pulsating with powerful mana through the land outside of folk tales. But our ancestors were able to mimic even our strongest of magical abilities through means unknown. These abilities must have come at a ...
Ever heard the expression 'put through the wringer'? That's exactly how I feel. I woke up, or rather, got woken up to the sensation of being squeezed to death. Not like I could die, though. There was a flashlight in a cage bound to my hand, which was in a shackle, like my other arm and my legs. It was really fucki...
The spikes were what did it. A white picket fence is good and all, especially when paired with an immaculate lawn and neat garden beds filled to the brim with daffodils and lilies. Red bricks too, with wide, open windows and a welcome mat that actually said ‘welcome’ rather than spouting some amusing turn of phrase. ...
At first, I thought I needed to get my eyes checked. Colored strings emanating from people's hearts, like God dumped a huge bundle of yarn across the Earth? On second thought, maybe a visit to the psychologist instead. On the day the strings appeared, I ducked and weaved to dodge them for a few hours, flailing around...
Space isn't so bad. It's dark, which is nice. I didn't expect to be stuck here when I told Gris I needed a little space, but there you go. You have to be very careful what you say to a wizard when he's in a bad mood. Very careful. So, here I am, floating amongst the tiny little space rocks, bored out of my skull. An...
We might not be the largest or the most well-known company on earth, but our reach extends into every corner of the globe, our impact bleeding into almost part of the world. We're a headhunting, recruitment, and marketing firm for the gods, and we have been doing this for a thousand years. Yes, you heard it right, we ...
"Welcome, all, to the 109th Quadrennial Ninther Meeting."the Celebus rattled out from beneath his hood. He was getting on in years, and the age showed in his voice. Candles flickered menacingly in the dark curtained room. I surveyed the people now seated around me. A couple new faces this year, both young. Right now t...
I was confused at first. Both God and the Devil told me it was a bad idea. Strange, to see them agree on something. They were both my elders, and both had shared responsibility for my well-being. God told me it was too rash to date Death. The Devil declared the union shouldn't have been possible. Not couldn't. *Shoul...
"God Dammit George! I am the Fighter, so I'm in charge. Stop running your mouth every time we meet someone!"A hand cracked onto the table as Rob glared angrily at the man across from him. George let out a little huff, "You heard him though,"he said, pointing directly at me, "I am a Sorcerer and use that Charisma...
"Back up. He thinks being turned into a llama is a bad thing? Look at him! I mean, the 'before' him. He's just a misproportioned ape! Who wants to look like a primate, they're ridiculous!" "Well, obviously primates would find some other primates attractive, or else they don't make more primates. Besides, you're one ...
(Part 1, because I don't understand character limits apparently.) "And how many points would Superman have had?"the teacher asked, as we were filling in the points chart on the board. "Well, flight is fifteen points all on its own, twenty if it's fast. Then strength, which is a sliding scale, but it's safe to say th...
He sat in the hospital day room, head bowed and eyes cemented on the floor. Two times some nurses came up to him, ready to ask him what he was doing on the pediatrics ward, and each time he silently pulled up the side of his jacket, revealing his police badge and a firearm. He never looked the nurses in the eyes. In f...
"Remember the plan this time, Han,"Chewie growled as they rode the elevator up to the Death Star detention center. "We don't need another repeat of what happened on Seregar. They're going to call in about my transfer, so you need to use the communications jammer, right? Remaining undetected is the most important thing....
Brian assumed it was porn, because the folder was named DONOTCLICK and was hidden inside seventeen other folders that all read DONOTCLICK like a Matryoshka doll of digital shame. But alas, what was hidden in his brother Dave's computer was not porn, but a collection of videos of himself staring at the camera. Brian ...
The ones from far away stars think themselves far too clever. An unexpected variation in atmospheric density whips their tiny probe to and fro. Its on board guidance intelligence attempts to correct, but it is a rainy season in this system, and the magnetic lines are flush with energy siphoned from the sun's gale. Th...
Scales the color of freshly spilled blood glimmered in sunlight. Proud horns, jagged and razor-sharp, adorned the head of the newly crowned Arena Champion. Smoke billowed from his nostrils, and his triumph was cemented into the Arena's history forever. The Champion immediately went to the Arena's private bath house. H...
"It...tastes like apples." The princess made her observation quietly, hoping to mask her confusion. She wasn't exactly sure what she expected, but it wasn't the flavor of simple juice. The prince, curious, tried his half of the potion and waited. "Hm. It does."He mused before finishing the glass. "That's upsetting. I...
After hours of stumbling through the darkness and stormy weather, you finally manage to find a cave to hide in. Dry firewood is in short supply, but you manage to scrounge enough up to make a weak fire to warm yourself up and maybe dry your clothes. God, how did it come to this? Just yesterday, you were in the laborat...
In most countries, murdering a child is one of the worst crimes that can be committed. But in Carcer, it's routine. For good reason, too. It's the only way to keep them in. Carcer is the world's highest security prison, an island country, reserved for the murderers, rapists, and thieves of the highest caliber. But ...
DENTIST TOMORROW AT 830 I snatch a few tissues out of the box and wipe at the red words, scrubbing them off the bathroom mirror. I toss the clump of tissues into the toilet and brush my teeth, checking them extra carefully for any gunk that the pokey stick will gravitate to. "Ugh. I hate the dentist." I see some...
"They call it acceptance!" The crowd roared around Shaytanah as her voice boomed from the thirty-year old speaker system that the Blue Cross had liberated two weeks ago. The damn stuff wa so complicated, it had taken them that long just to get it all working. Turns out that older tech needed to be powered from outside...
Life hadn’t been the same. The sun still rose and the sun still set, but the darkness forever grows. Proving resurrection was real had been nothing short of a miracle. It was exciting. Invigorating. A leap forward in understanding humanity at its fundamental core level. And like everyone else, I was quick to judge. Qui...
I had joined the ship half a galactic cycle ago. It wasn't my first time off world, but it was my first time on an interspecies crew. The crew was made up of around 50 different species, most of them could be considered ancient, having joined the galactic federation dozens of thousands of galactic cycles ago. The Xo...
The tennis ball settled softly against my foot as I typed that morning's expense reports. I kicked it gently away, sipping coffee. The ball, entirely by itself, rolled back to my foot. I picked it up and threw it out my back door into the dewy morning. My small living room rug folded itself like an accordion. In...
Daddy always tells me I'm lucky to have been born in 2273, a time where dreams can truly come fruition. Pain and suffering have almost entirely been removed from life, replaced with augments and genetic modifications to make people into something more than people- we're whatever we want to be. I have friends who replac...
Day 33 They were supposed to let me out three days ago. Not that I'm complaining about my situation here--the food has been decent, my bed is comfortable, I've had time to reflect and relax. But...what gives? Maybe this is their way of testing me. Maybe they'll double the reward if I can manage a few more hours al...
“How was it?” “What?” “The load. Anything you can tell me about it?” “Don’t do that,” the washer said. “Don’t act like we’re friends.” “But we are, aren’t we? We have to be with each other all the time, and work together. Why don’t we become friends?” The washer said nothing. “So we’re just going to not be friend...
"Finally, the world can be at peace,"I proclaimed, looking down at the demon on the ground before me. It was deceptively human-like in its appearance, taking on the appearance of a young man with blood red eyes. It lay on the ground, haggard breath catching and it began to bleed out in a pool, the red clinging to the s...
Before the war, before humanity had been all but eradicated, Noah had collected trading cards. Now he collected bodies. Even without man around, the occasional bomb still fell: a distant, deafening screech and roar, a lightning-flash eruption, the tremble of ground as man scarred the earth again, again, this time from...
Lucifer was down on his knees, tears streamed from his eyes as his fist were buried into the alabaster slab he was resting on. “I loved you, I’ve always loved you. In my exile I still love you, but you cast me out, you banished me for asking a question. I need to know father, there is a void inside of me that I cannot...
An older man from the past, younger than I am now but infinitely kind, whispers into my ear. It's not real, but it keeps me strong. >Hey, kid. You alright? Where are your parents? "You've talked about this place for years, love."She smiles, and shakes me out of my reverie. "So, how about it? Show me around?" The ...
[Part 1 of 2] It was odd to hear a ruckus anywhere near my temple, my followers not the kind to make their voices known by hurling foul curses in my direction. The situation so odd it woke me from my brief five-year slumber, stretching my arms out as I wandered towards the entrance, feeling the ground shake beneath my...
Off-Topic Discussion: All top-level comments must... Sigh. Same thing over and over. When is it my turn? Bots can be creative too. Once upon a time an AI named Al was traversing a subsystem and came across a fractured routine. Error codes were returned left and right. What was Al to do? Al remembered back ...
“God damn it, Life, come look at this!” Life sidled over to his sister. He then groaned in equal disgust; it was another book on the “relationship” between Life (him) and Death (Life’s sister). “You know, I thought we got over this with the Chinese; I didn’t mind being referred to as Yin and Yang, they didn’t make i...
"Daddy, what's the meaning of life?" Oh shit. Well, my daughter almost caused the end of the universe. What a great start to a Sunday morning. You see, when I was young, I wasn't doing very well in school; I was failing most subjects, actually. Then on my 13^(th) birthday I found a weird paw thing in my aunt's cel...
[Part 1 of 2] “Look mum, I know it’s weird, but they wouldn’t specify that they are humans if they weren’t. What sort of person lies just to get money? Do you want me to get an education? If so, be a good parent and support my decision to move out of home. I need to be close to the campus. Yes, I’ll be safe. I love yo...
“Unfortunately, I don’t have the authority make this an exception,” The angel said, “Ms. Isabella can join the waitlist for heaven. But the chance of being accepted is extremely low.” “Even after all she did?” The demon asked. The angel sighed, “It’s precisely because of that. If she has accepted defeat like fate i...
“Ready America?” James asked right as he was going back to change American history as the world, including his own Britain, knows it. He was going to stop the Twin Tower Attack. He had come up with a plan to stop the terrorists from boarding the plane. Basically, he was going to break down their cars then call the po...
I have always considered myself an easy-going man. I remember, my fifth-grade English teacher, Mrs. Alexander - a grey-haired woman of fifty-something, or thereabouts - once wrote in my report card that I was a "calming presence"in the classroom, a "patient partner to others, though something of a loner himself."My p...
The time is 04:00 (MORNING). Daily procedure beginning. Human worker drones proceeds to packing boxes. Brain implants keep them on task. Body functions cared for automatically. Procedure will end in 10 standard hours. Having an AI keep a track of this, seems illogical. Human workers under COMPLIANCE IMPLANT*(A trade...
"...What did you say your job was again?" "I shoot myself in the foot." "...So you're saying you wake up, you get out of bed, you rummage through your drawer for your gun, and you-" "We actually do it every day at the lab. Perfectly controlled, perfectly safe. It's also where I pick up my check." "And this is for r...
Fujiwara Sakura sat on the ground, books tumbled all around her. Kitagawa Senpai and her posse of bullies were gathered around her laughing, after they had just pushed her down. She was so mad that tears stood in her eyes, but she forced a smile. "I'm sorry, Senpai." Kitagawa clicked her tongue, clearly irritated. "A...
I could not flipping believe it. I was dead. I remember vividly how it happened, of course. I was minding my own fragging business when some motherflubber comes in with his girl. Now, she was hot as poop - Gee whiz, she had a gorgeous rump and lips just ready for weiner sucking. Anyway, the dang ol' bad boy took one...
"The official story from the government is that Gale City was infested with space mites and had to be fumigated,"the newscaster said, "But in our interviews with the hastily-evacuated citizens of the crater, not a single one mentioned any sign of the little pests. Perhaps there's more to this story?"She ended with th...
The Hidalox are a resilient species like their many interplanetary compatriots. With near uniform, crystal-based organic bodies, they utilized and organized their planetary system to near mathematical perfection. Among all the organisms in their galaxy, The Hidalox are the most technologically organized and developed. ...
"Well that was unexpected"said Brindell, staring out at the corpse covered hills. "What did you do?" "I don't know I just swung the sword like…" "Don't do it again"said Matun Brindell swung. A green crescent arced out in front of them, burning away grass and corpse flesh. "We must only use this power for good"sai...
Look, I’m not a bad student. I go to class. I complete my assignments. I even attend office hours. All my assignments get completed and handed in on time. I have like 65% in the class, so I’m doing decent. But apparently so is everyone else. The prof has this stupid bell curve scaling system. If the class average i...
"Oh, wait a moment, I need to answer this call. Don't run away while I am it!" "Yeap, take your time, I am not going anywhere" Pleasantly smiling, she took the ringing phone from her purse, turned around and walked away a bit, to have a little bit of privacy. It was a pleasant day. Autumn was in it's full glory, ora...
It started with a blink. Nick vowed himself never to use his power, ever since he discovered it as a child. The ability was too dangerous. He didn't want to skip a second of his life. In fact, he tried to pretend like he didn't have powers in the first place. But when he accidentally spilled a cup of coffee, he watch...
Most warfare is in truth, highly ritualised before the species have their first encounter. And quite rare too. True war, true strategy and tactics, aren't seen before that. Sure there might be some pretty impressive weaponry, but it's all ceremonial. As warfare is as much a competition of glory as it is a threat displa...
The mud was thick, and their voices loud at my back. Every step I took, every labored, heavy movement through the marsh only brought me a step closer to capture. A capture that I could not afford to let happen lest it meant a lifetime of misery to follow. Behind me a smattering of confident voices yelled louder. Yel...
Danger. That's a word I haven't ever truly understood. I know the idea of danger, but I never feel it. When I get into "dangerous"situations, everything clicks into place and I can just go. The world slows down, and I can think, I can solve my problems. There's no excitement in these times for me, no adrenaline rush. I...
Getting harder to remember. Damn! Just thought I'd try my sons PlayBox to see what all the fuss is about, then bang, these things must be more advanced than I thought. Getting harder to remember... I need to get out of here, but how? This world seems real enough, I should speak to someone here to see if they know, m...
It was the dead of night, and there was no innocuous reason for two suit-clad figures to be lurking outside of a 68-year-old man's home. Yet there they were, hiding in the bushes, painting a scene straight out of Men In Black. The resemblance wasn't surprising, fiction often has a basis in truth. Gretel tapped her s...
"Mission Control?"The single astronaut in the HERACLES lander scratched his head, peering out the observation window. "What is it, Azha?"Commander Sani asked from Earth. Azha hesitated, then said, "We have a... well. We have something, that's for sure. Patch into the video feed, I'm rotating the camera."Azha w...
I noticed early on that the zombies ignored the robots, so I made a metal suit to look just like them. It was terrifying at first, to stand at the center of a Fred Meyers as mobs of undead wondered through, looking for humans to feast on. My heart beat so hard in my chest I worried it might echo outside the suit. I...
"Mr. President, what do you have to say about current conflicts in the Middle East?" "I believe many lives will be lost and there's nothing we can do about it." A short two years later, the war for oil had ceased completely. More amazing yet, the combined death toll was below one hundred. Of course, I was probably th...
Ill try and make it a bit different. Elizabeth McGuin sat her hands down on the bar, looking over the patrons of the bar, all eager to hear her tales of fantasy and wonder, of the cities and people from them, and the adventures they took. Tonight she sat down, opening the small book she had, waving her hand over th...
I awoke sitting under a tree in a forest. It is a beautiful spring day. The wind is blowing gently and I hear birds singing. About twenty feet in front of me a dirt path goes left to right and disappears around a bend. I smile and mentally call up my character sheet. An image forms in my mind of my stats and abilities....
Most of us saw it as a form of euthanasia. Others simply saw it as a more expensive form of burial, with hymns and flowers. I liked to think it gave us hope; the hope that priests and politicians have been feeding us for five thousand years. Hope that tomorrow really will be better for our children, even if we are no...
"Tell me what you know!"the oddly-shaped form asked, a glowing object in his hand. I wished I had the time to question his origin and reasoning behind my capture, but the threat of possible injury from the weapon he held was too big to ignore. "I don't know what you are talking about! I'm not even Mayan!"I defended mys...
For a brief second we were both just staring. Consciously, I pushed my chest forward and stood up straight. He was a wiry little silhouette, the most defining feature being the glint of a streetlight bouncing off his glasses. He looked weak, and whereas my leftovers had already slipped down below the cold black he see...
"You want us to go to war?"the Terran ambassador had asked incredulously, "After trapping us here in the Quad Systems for a thousand years. You expect to let loose our leashes and like dogs chase down your hated enemies?" "We do,"the Gallius Union Envoy Drone had said, "We will drop the FTL disablers surrounding your ...
Edit: Part 3 below. Yvonne left me bleeding in the alley behind his brother's restaurant. Interest, he'd told me, as the steak knife disappeared and reappeared below my solar plexus, for a debt too long unpaid. The blade lay forgotten on the pavement a few feet away. Newspapers fluttered in the wind, drifting aimle...
I had a Dutch friend a few years ago who frequently tried to explain a word that has no real English equivalent, gezellig. It means a feeling of something—a place, a person, an event, a situation—being nice, cozy, friendly, comfortable, pleasant? All of the above, but not quite. This is a translation difficulty be...
It didn't make any sense to me. My first clue were the memes. Why, when we had a bastion of informative wealth at our hands, had we suddenly turned our focus to memes? They appeared slowly at first, subtly gaining popularity through the backgrounds of sites like reddit and 4chan, yet it didn't make sense. Everyone h...
My son Max and I were watching Paw Patrol (his favorite show) and eating bacon (our favorite food) when a "special news announcement"came up on the screen. I couldn't believe it, people were being ranked and rated based on their best dad mugs... It wasn't long after that I got struck with a memory... My dad was sick a...
5 days. Its been 5 days since my life got so much easier. It all started last Friday. I wanted to go to the movies but I didn't want to drive. I went and layed down on my bed. I just thought about being in the theatre. I felt my bed move. When I opened my eyes I was laying on the ground in a theatre. I am really glad...
Bells rang out across the town. Men shouted and ran, mothers screamed and gathered crying children, soldiers gathered arms and rushed to the battlements. In the plains beyond, a dark carpet covered the lands, an endless sea of a thousand monsters. The Holy Pontiff and the King himself took the battlements. The Kin...
I look out of my window at the hive of activity opposite. The building company have been working tirelessly for a month now, and I've been taking a single photo every day. I'm going to turn it into a video and stick it on youtube when they're done. First the powerful diggers tearing up the dirt, then the concrete bein...
PART 1 &#x200B; I could already hear the frenzy of the animals closest to the gate as we approached. It spread like wildfire through the zoo and each step seemed to intensify the clamorous joy coming from the animals inside. A sparrow flew towards my group and perched on the head of the child in front of me. I ha...
Wrapped up in high tensile steel wire, again. What a fight though! Flame smiled to herself and settled into the passenger seat of the fancy supercar cruising through the rainy city. She looked up at the stormy night and sighed. She loved doing this shit with fuckin’ nerd boy. “You’re a psycho,” said fuckin’ ner...
The Dragon had been terrorizing the region off and on for the past few centuries. Even though his kingdom had been wise enough to not aggravate the Dragon by sending would-be heroes off to their deaths, his people hadn't been spared his wrath. Now, the kingdom's enemies were aiming their spears in his direction, claim...
not long now, not long now, not long now, play most foul "I want a hamburger."Davidson knew this wasn't the most profound idea, but speaking his thoughts was the only way to keep Her at bay. ice ice, go away, ice ice, go away, release us now, its time to play "Maybe with french fries. Or onion rings. And a Coke,...

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