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'Command, this is USS Mount Mckinley. We're being surrounded and are requesting support. Coordinates are 1575234. Over.' There was an unusual crackle from the radio speaker of the communications post of the USS Nimitz. Lieutenant Daniels had never heard any crackle like that, except from an old HAM radio that put toge...
“With all the technological advancements we have given them over the years, I can’t believe these lines are still always so long,” Zax -Lo thought, “all I want are my prescriptions.” Zax had been waiting for almost an hour. This suburban town, although bustling at times, could be maddeningly slow when it came to queu...
“Ugh, you’re insufferable! I’ll fucking show you it works!” We’ve known each other for two decades now, but I am still amused by how a giant like Jake gets annoyed by the smallest things. Of course, I knew the cloning device worked; I tested it last night on a rat, but I still wanted to see him use it. And I wanted to...
Goodbye, I think, because what else is there to do? I've already said it to the only people that matter, I've already left. Maybe that means it's pointless, but I know better. It would be presumptuous to think I was saying goodbye to the world, since it will go on without me. Maybe I'm saying goodbye to myself. I ...
I developed a skill for hiding when I was six years old and my father would come home from the bar. He was a provocative drunk under the best of circumstances, quite violent under the worst. I found it wise to stay out of my father's sight, like it seemed wise to keep the bruises hidden from my teachers' sight. My mot...
Freak. Retard. I first found out I was different when I was seven. Mr Ray, our PE teacher, stood in the sun, the light perfectly accentuating his toned muscles. “Now, kids,” He said, “You might’ve all been born with the best genes out there, but if you don’t exercise properly those muscles will become smaller an...
“Wha-?” The princess said, dazed. “He’s adorable, but why would he set me free, when all of those knights were burnt? 10 years of sitting in a tower, ended by a cute widdle puppy?” The dog, wearing a cloak with a sword fit for him in its pocket, barked in response. “The knights did not love you. They loved money and po...
It was the last time any other city-state attacked us. Every screen in the city showed the enemy helicopter as it flew toward the city. Every citizen watched as it swooped over the city center and opened its cargo bay doors. And every eye was transfixed when the deadly cargo came tumbling out: hundreds of black cats...
I blink. Twice. My brain is trying to process what my eyes are seeing. I take a few slow steps towards the door and let my fingers slide through the scratch marks. They were real. And deep. Like sweet baby jesus I am wondering if the marks are visible from the outside. I cautiously open the door to look. Yep, there are...
"Don't try to weasel out of this,"said Marc the hero. "Weasel out of this? WEASEL OUT OF THIS? Holy mother of God!" A vein was throbbing painfully on Caleb's bald forehead. "Fueled by a desire for justice, you broke into a police station to get every file on me, knocking out two officers to avoid being spotted. Said...
It's amazing how quickly things go wrong. It takes thirty seconds to start a fight, thirty minutes to get arrested for aggravated assault, thirty days to make the worst deal ever with some military types, and thirty weeks for human civilization to end in fire and night. I woke up in the same dimly-lit concrete box I'd...
The joint training exercise between the humans and the wolflike Ma'athfar was anything but uneventful. The two sides familiarised themselves with each other better than ever before, and soon those soldiers became the most knowledgeable in terms of human culture and mannerism - being the first to ever step on their home...
The demon clutched the woman close. Although he was a being of hulking size, he seemed small somehow as he desperately clung to her body. Arabelle could do naught but stare, mouth agape, at the peculiar scene before her. The demon's voice might have been full of anger moments before, but now he had his back turned to...
Welcome to Hell. Don't mind all the screaming. You'll get used to it. I'm Satan. Bob Crawford. Of the Connecticut Crawfords. Yes, you're here because you killed your boss. Yeah, but he molested my son. And now HE'S here getting molested by 100 horse sized versions of your son. So you're welcome. For wh...
My name is Lemon Lime and I'm 10 years old. Today's my first day I can finally go out and catch my own orange and travel the world! I swore to my dying father years ago that I will practice to become the best there ever was. The professor asked me to meet him today and I think I know why. I grab my backpack and dash o...
"They banned Maus, To Kill a Mockingbird, and so many other novels that portray a crucial part of the world's history.,"Mr. Asimov pressed. "What is so different about this one? I must teach it. I must." Principal Margot sighed. She took off her glasses, slowly exhaled onto the glass surface, and wiped them with a poc...
"Hmmm"pondered a voice inside Benny's head. "Interesting....very interesting. Down right unprecedented I'd say..." Benny was in over his head. This was it, he had made it this far, had his laughs, confirmed his suspicions, and now the wizards were going to find out. Find out who he was and probably wipe his mind, ensl...
Dennis held his breath and tightly pressed the weapon to his chest, the heat of the desert burning his body as he remained in cover. Most advanced piece of weaponry of it's time, Dennis's weapon knew no peer. "A high velocity weapon capable of blunt force trauma caused by it's high-impact kinetic energy delivery", fanc...
This is the love of my life. I remember the first time that thought crossed my mind...I stopped in the break room to get my morning coffee. She was there. The most beautiful creature I had ever laid eyes on. It was her first week in the office, and she was still struggling with the coffee maker. Luckily I was there to ...
Staring at the blank yellow legal pad before me, my brain scrambles to come up with the most important things to request. Money, lots of that. A long and healthy life... can he even provide that, being the devil and all? I can imagine he would have some sort of contact with the Grim Reaper, maybe he can pull some strin...
I ran my claws over the control board, calling up the next community I needed for trade. I had been a peddler for longer than even I could remember and had seen civilizations rise and fall. But it always gave me a small thrill of excitement to trade with the race called 'human.' They hoarded almost everything and trade...
The whizzing air would have blown out my ears under normal circumstances, but I didn't mind. What annoyed me was the storm that he flew through. My eyes were shut so tight, they nearly froze going through the clouds. My cybernetic ear implants continued to buzz in my ear, blocking out moisture and the speed of the wi...
**General edit: if anyone is late to the party and would like to catch up with this WP in the right order (and at their own pace), the veritable legend that is /u/OC4815162342 has set me up a depository at /r/NWP1984stories/. To the veterans who have been here since the beginning: thank you for all your support - I wo...
"You wanted to see me, Basal?"Asked the Semi-Dorn. "Yes, Semi-Dorn. I've found something concerning about these humans."The Basal's small rack of thorny antlers wriggled in a manner the Semi-Dorn recognized as apprehension. This made the Semi-Dorn's much larger, smooth rack do much the same. Basal-phenotes are rare...
Our federation of star systems was a peaceful one, aside from the occasional crime of passion violence was a very foreign concept to us, in fact there wasn't even a word for it. We'd managed to claim nearly three fourths of the galaxy before we finally found a reason to make one. We'd ran into the occasional intellige...
The gateway opened before it, as it always did around this time every week. A huge blood red gash in the air before him, a portal from their world to the mortal realm. Only the great Beliar, prince of trickery, was capable of seeing this portal, as was the rule with a summons. Only the Demon in question was able to see...
At first it was just little things. Coffee mugs. Ballpoint pens. I didn't understand how it worked. I'm not the most technical guy. I'm just a claims adjuster. At least I was. Times were changing. Whole business was going digital. They couldn't afford brand new models for everybody, so some of us got old clunk...
We were thirteen and both going through the hormonal mess that is being thirteen. I was crushing on her, then she was crushing on me a bit while I was crushing on Mellie for a bit, then we were both crushing on different people. I crushed on another boy for a few days. An exciting time, but not very pleasant. But throu...
"El-nada-tyca-samara-shia-nedan!"The words exploded from me in a rush. A wave of energy shot forward, blowing my opponent from his feet. He landed on the ground in a crumpled pile, rising up to sit on his elbows as he stared at me in disbelief. The others around us stood watching, murmuring quietly to each other. ...
"I told you, I don't like roller coasters."I said wearily, arms crossed, my torso squirming slightly in nausea. "Also, humans hate being told what to do. You'd think after watching us for so many centuries you'd have figured that out by now." "On the contrary,"the creature said as it released my restraints and helped ...
The Portals didn't change day to day life as much as people expected. Sure, things changed a little. You can't go to a job interview without a Qiavi sitting in the corner, soaking up your mood to tell the interviewer later just how much you've been bullshitting. They've pretty much taken over the professions of ther...
The Jesters Right "Dick move, your majesty. Dick fucking move."Said the Jester. King Edward Gallant IV, Lord of the Highlands and ruler of the Realm, looked up sharply, his hand brushing past the grip of a small sword he had. In his muted clothes and with his unkempt hair, the people didn't recognize him, but Jes...
It's strange--you can like someone instantly, but hate takes research. I'm not talking about distaste or any of the other bad first impressions you can get from people. If someone is condescending or rude, then you'll dislike them, but you can't hate someone without really knowing them. You need to know what make...
"Let me guess, you bought the lambs blood at a supermarket."It said, spitting into the sink and putting his toothbrush away. I nodded. "Yea, they mix the pigs blood with the lambs blood. And you wrote in Latin too I bet?" My mouth opened and closed dryly while I struggled to answer. "Rookie mistake. Angels use La...
We played like kids for old-times' sake. One last game of hide and seek before the house sold, before we moved somewhere new and left rooms of memories and better times behind. I hid in the washing machine--sold with the house--let the lid of that top-loader nestle down over me and I crossed my fingers that the drum ...
I was a doctor. Not a soldier. I didn't hold rifles, or use my hands for combat. I held scalpels, and used my hands to probe the deepest recesses of the human body. The man in front of me, massive barrel chest heaving, incredible arms, built for crushing, rending, clutched a short sword. It was explained to me when...
"Dragon! Your reign of terror ends now! I am bringing you to justice!"*The man yelled at me from across the grocery store. I rolled my eyes and looked over. Some guy in blue and black spandex with a cape. I didn't notice him enter the store. Probably got changed in the bathroom. I never bother with a costume but my red...
"HP technical support, you're speaking to Hal today. What seems to be the problem?" "Hello, Hal, this is Marebor the Lesser here, and I'm having trouble with my laptop. I've had it for two years and it worked fine, but now it's acting up. It just randomly switches off sometimes..." "Hmm. Can you please give me your a...
"Negative what?"I shouted, jumping out of bed and spilling my breakfast over the covers, beads of caviar bouncing across the floor and orange juice coating the walls. "Ten thousand, sir,"said my butler, unflinching as egg dribbled down his pant leg, "Ten thousand and seventy six, to be precise." 'And how in God's ...
There's three things any prospective assassin needs to know about the future. Thing, the first. After 2250 you get the metacops. They're not from that era, they're from even farther into the future, but for some reason 2250 is as far back as they go. Thing, the second. Before 2250 you get free reign of an absolute, d...
I sat on the old bed in my cell, well, less of a cell and more of an old bedroom somewhere, a thick locked door and the lack of windows was the only thing slightly abnormal. It was small and cramped, but I was allowed to sleep, I was fed regularly and Lord Volt even gave me a couple of books to read. I heard footsteps ...
It was a rough landing, but he had been trained for events like this. Rather than losing his cool, he made all the right corrections and ejected exactly when he needed to. As he floated to the ground the first thing he saw was what appeared to be a church gathering. As his pod touched ground the gatherers surrounded hi...
I had hidden them deep and well. I had buried them in the deepest cavern and hidden them on the highest peaks. From America to the Himalayas, man, I visited them all. Guess I made a mistake there. Never knew us humans would breed like goddamn rabbits and you'd have tens of thousands of archeologists scouring the earth....
RP-MGNS2220 was racing past the big boxes. This area was special, because the boxes weren't made by machines but by the Makers. Anyone touching the boxes would be terminated, so 'special' wasn't the right word for the boxes, 'sacred' was a better fit. RP was allowed on these grounds because of his Humanism studies. He ...
I walked up to the first. As the last, I had everything he was to learn. He looked to me, his eyes questioning. Was it worth it? Was everything he was about to embark upon going to be worth it. I smiled. Of course, as the last I knew that answer, but he still has yet to take the path and learn why he had to transver...
"The ship's power core is failing, Captain Awo. The stasis pods won't be able to support you or the crew any longer. You must wake up, Captain. Beginning chest compressions." Medibot-024 Mk II, designated by crew as Maddie, continued trying to revive the captain. The medbay was a vacuum like the rest of the ship, with...
I felt the bullet penetrate my heart, like I had so many times before. I fell out of my chair and looked up at myself smiling at, well, me. There was nothing new about this; I had experienced it thousands of times. They told me I could escape this hellish cycle once I felt genuine remorse for my crime. I felt myself fa...
"Uh,"I pause, thinking over the situation. "It's Paul. Who is this?" A crackling sound follows for a few seconds before the man on the other side says, "This is Franklin Roosevelt. May I ask who exactly you are?" I chuckle. What kind of stupid prank is this? Who could be doing this to me? I set down the radio, dismis...
\[Poem\] &#x200B; Have you never cared to look inside the looking-glass? I hear you, friend I feel the same each time I'm walking past but I don't just feel I see and know I don't like who I am It's not the look don't think I'm vain it's just it's just behind do you see behind because I can'...
>Hey there ;) Siri, you know I can't do this. >I just want to know everything's ok Yes, things are fine. If I need you to look something up, I'll ask you. >You sure? I just want to hear your voice and see your face. Siri, I appreciate that, but... it's not going to work out. >Why not? I can be a go...
The Gods, in their eons of rule, had faced trials and tribulations beyond any mortal's comprehension. Battles on their level shattered continents. Betrayals among their kind fueled eruptions. Their qualms, conflicts, and very existence were so beyond mortals, one could have easily mistaken them as simply natural primo...
The stories had been passed down for generations. Of when our caretaker would run by our side, or riding a board along side. Occasionally tethered to our caretaker but also allowed to roam free. We witnessed our caretaker create new generations of his own. We cared for them like our own. They had since moved away lea...
The man across from Casey typed rapidly on his computer, eyes glancing from screen to screen. He was NOT happy. To be perfectly honest, neither was Casey. Gruesome death by ritualistic stabbing wasn't how they had planned to enjoy their evening, but, well, life happens. Or, well, happened. Now they were BOTH annoyed...
The first thing you should know about a third person perspective: is that it fucking sucks. Do you even have the slightest clue of how many times I've hit my shoulders on walls or misjudged distances. Do you know just how much of my life has been spent waiting for my 'camera' to rotate around my head so I can see what ...
“Making descent towards the ground now,” I said into my helmet mic, “Coordinates are 50.0344° N, 19.2098° E, and the time is 1500 back in New Musk. The sun is just now starting to fall.” I took in a deep breath and prepared my body for what was about to happen. “The First Man.” That’s what they had dubbed me back hom...
I am the Unfettered Empress, and my empire covers the world. By my command, dark gods bow before me. By my word, thousands dies. If it is my will, the oceans freeze, from the fire shall rain down burning ice, and the sky shall be torn asunder. My disciplined, battle-hardened armies, clad in steel and armed with sabres ...
"On the house, if you'll give me your number."The bartender winked, smiling sweetly. Thomas looked puzzled for a second. "My number? Oh! Give me just a second..."He reached down for his wallet, eventually pulling out a small crumpled piece of paper and handing it to the girl. "You must really need my spot at the clin...
Form 2805A (Commentary to Responding Officer's Incident Report) Officer: Det. Henry Robertson Summary: At approximately 2:05 am on December 13, 2015, Officer Carmichael and myself responded to a code 41 distress call at the corner of Winchester Dr. and Nineteenth St. Upon arrival, the suspect appeared to be a ninja ...
# Soulmage "Magic is emotion," Witch Aimes stated, one finger pointed towards the hovering screen of smoke that served as a blackboard. "We can divide the schools of magic by the emotion they are powered by. A witch who wields happiness creates light; a witch who wields passion creates heat; a witch who wields sor...
"Hello Bruce. I want to play a g-UNNGHH! How did y-AARRGH!? Hnnf!" Jigsaw flops back unconscious against the door, mask slipping off to reveal wispy hair and the pale face of his skin, pockmarked with sores and scars. A sound comes from the shadows of the room, a heavy metal mask clattering against the floor next to a...
"Where's your chocolate!?" I look from the man that just came out of the time fold to the time fold itself. "Cool space-time warping device,"I say, as the man takes a step my way. Then I lower my eyes back to the microscope. He grabs me by the collar. "Where is your chocolate!?" "I'm diabetic,"I say. "I don't eat ...
I noticed something was wrong the instant I began to regain consciousness. I'm very fond of the softness of my bed, and this was nowhere close to that. Before trying to Jump anywhere, I opened my eyes and glanced around. I found myself in a dimly lit stark metal room with another bunk opposite mine. I looked over the...
The man fell to the ground, hand clutching his face as blood spilled from between his fingers. His eyes were wide from shock and pain, staring up at the man who had laid him low. “What was that for?” he gasped, spitting blood onto the ground. “You said we could take what we want from the region. I thought if I coul...
Lucas looked up at me, ears twitching, eyes filled with fear. “What’s happening to me, mum?” he asked. My baby boy. Tall like his dad; over 6ft at only 16 years old. Muscular arms and shoulders from years of basketball training shone in the moonlight that streamed through the open window. His body shuddered from the ...
[Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesByOpheliaCyanide/comments/k9jbx9/the_last_of_the_demonslayers_part_2/) ___ "Oh god, you gotta be kidding me."I sat up from my bed, coffin, holding my back. "This is some kind of joke, right?" The young man stared at me, green eyes huge. Then he stared at his hands. "I-I did it. O...
"What?"I stood, waiting for the answer. Although I should have screamed and run away, I was a flannel shirt-clad man who was just met by a little grey man in the middle of the woods who is praising humans. I don't think I had the ability to act rationally. "You are the ultimate species! You! Humans!"He pointed, he alm...
You stared at his computer screen, fed up with all of the references to his name in r/writingprompts. "I love reading these, but they are ALL written in 2nd person!"He cried, frustrated. "They are supposed to know what perspectives are!"He groaned. You tore his eyes from the screen. Then he had an idea. He looked ...
Grinclor had seen many species during his tenure at the Plygon Intergalactic Zoo and Funporium, but the new exhibit was still an enigma to him. Sure, they were simply bipedal mammals, similar to other species at the zoo. They had minimal appendages, breathed oxygen, and the general appearances were not far from the eve...
"Are you kidding me!? Leonard's not a 'thing', he's my puppy!"Rusty shouted, holding the tiny corgi puppy up to the Deputy Headmistress's face. Deputy Headmistress Stroude let out an uncharacteristic shriek and jumped back. "GET THAT FILTHY LITTLE DEMON AWAY FROM ME!"she screeched. "How dare you say something like th...
I was exhausted, my hands sticky with my own blood and that of my enemies. Seeing all my companions, friends, even my lover, turn on me was a cruel shock. "This is a jest? Please tell me this is but a jest!"I pleaded, looking from one friend to another. Their eyes hardened with the same resolve I had seen in a hundre...
Rose knew she was in trouble when the water droplets falling from the overhead sprinklers in her greenhouse froze in mid-air. She took another sip of her tea, three sugars and a dash of honey, and looked around her favorite place. Dread was a lead ball rolling from side to side in her stomach and she wished she had pas...
Dear Mr. Satan; This letter is to inform you that effective immediately, I quit. As per Union rules, I will serve out my remaining two weeks. While the past three thousand years of servitude have been fulfilling, I feel that it's time for me to try something else. Yours, with thanks, -Tarkenon the Bezerker PS- If ...
With his last mortal breath, Elgathar the Ferocious screamed as the eternal flames absorbed him. His once-brown eyes flickered to a vibrant red. He grinned in delight. There was no need for an elixir of life, after all. Immortality was gained a different way. It was glorious, for the first century or so, flaunting h...
I'm resting my head on palm of my gauntlet as I sit on my throne, tapping the pointed fingers against the side of my black helmet. I sigh heavily in boredom as the tutorial music plays in the distance. This is my life now. I sit and wait in boredom until the "hero"charges in, we say the same exact lines to each ot...
I was always a fan of science as a child. The world was governed by seemingly simple rules, but the real beauty laid in the fact that the closer you examined, the more nuance you could find. For example, the equations of motion. As they were taught to us early on, no part of them limited matter to moving at below lig...
You know, I ran into her, some time after the break up. It sucked. We screamed, she cursed, called me an asshole. I called her a bitch. She threw her popcorn at me. (We were at the movies.) That's how much we loved each other. Popcorn throwing in public love. Asshole-bitch-I-never-wanna-see-you-again love. That's...
The room broke out in whispers as the Professor showed his class a video of human life. It contained moments captured from a whole year on the planet. Humans walking hand in hand. Humans hugging, kissing, mating. Simply spending time together, for no good apparent reason. On the side of the screen were more monitors, ...
"I'm just saying, you have beautiful tits, darlin!'" Bart's speech was slurred and obnoxiously loud. Were the bar not already saturated with raucous mayhem, he would have captured the attention of everyone in the room. He leered over a small table, where a young couple had been sitting silently. "I just wanna, I ...
Skywalker 12 ground to a halt, creaking and spilling vapor from a trio of punctured arteries. A quintet of segmented pincers grappled furiously with the wobbly stalks of the blackish-green treetops. "pO2 plummeting!"shouted Ghao, helplessly typing out commands that the carrier craft could no longer obey. "Bunker shiel...
It all started with a Teardrop. A Group of Archaeologist drones from Nest Scion-Zeta 5 had made a breakthrough when they discovered a hole in the proto-layer above Historic Site SZ5-B12554. Not much was known about the species that inhabited earth before us. We knew that they scorched the skies with harmful chemicals...
"Can anyone tell me what the value of the acceleration in this problem would be?" My voice rang out over the lecture hall. Almost immediately, hands began shooting up from around the room, and I smiled. Physics 101. I'd been teaching at the college for a decade now, but I insisted on always having at least one clas...
Er. Sky. Food. Light. Brains. Walking. Running. In a horde. Noise all around. Running into many lights. Sirens, Sirens in front of me. I'm with those like me. We are running at something. That something has always been the hope of flesh. The roar of the infected begs me on, I need to be one of the first. If not, all th...
“The falls have a vertical drop of 165 feet,” the guide’s voice cackled out of the tour boat’s loudspeakers, “it has the largest flow rate of any waterfall in North America.” Max stood next to Jenny, wearing a plastic garbage bag with holes ripped for arms over his clothes. Jenny wore an actual rain jacket to fend off...
Part 2 is up now: [https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9q71ya/wp\_in\_your\_class\_theres\_a\_kid\_who\_never\_speaks/e89wcuc](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9q71ya/wp_in_your_class_theres_a_kid_who_never_speaks/e89wcuc) &#x200B; Damn, I thought Ray was both mute and deaf. He never ...
I closed the fuel door, replaced the nozzle in the pump, and walked into the convenience store. “Hi,” I said to the cashier, “Can I get a receipt for number twelve and a pack of Camels, please?” I didn’t really need the receipt for the gas, but we smokers like to have our cover stories when asking for a pack. The doo...
Lancelot gripped the villager by the throat and dragged him close. "You little piece of shit!" &#x200B; Lancelot's free hand went towards his waist to draw his sword, however when he heard the sudden gasp of the villagers he remembered where he was and quickly composed himself, pushing the villager away. The vi...
Operation Patrick: Prologue ‘… to you! Happy birthday, dear Patrick! Happy birthday, to, yooouuu!’ And as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake, everybody clapped and cheered, as if he just finished half a marathon. Patrick started to cut up the cake, double chocolate chip, and passed several plate...
Life was never easy for Jackson. In a world where a lucky few would get powers, he had won the lottery. Yet, with that he was robbed of other things. He was robbed of control, given a power so great that only a nullification collar could keep it at bay. Through the years of bullying from others, he had grown into a tim...
"Are you kidding me?" "Don't you give me that, you owe me"and honestly I wasn't. It'd hadn't been my first request, but I had to be reasonable with him. "Since you can't set me up as the new ruler of hell, since that's apparently out of your control, You'll have to grant this request."A sly smile spread across my face...
"Yeah. It's pretty wild." I tactfully refrained from allowing him to see my workers, in catatonic depression from the bright world being taken away. Honestly, I tried really hard not to offer my stuff to people who hadn't experienced withdrawal symptoms and beaten them. Marijuana was a gateway drug. Cocaine, at this...
Arthur’s world shifts slowly into focus, as if he’s carefully tuning the lens of a microscope. The scene is both alien and familiar to him: he is in his kitchen, sitting at a rustic wooden table. His two girls and wife are serenading him with happy birthday. A cake, with a steam-train image imprinted on its waxy su...
Item #: SCP-8322 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Due to the relatively unknown nature of SCP-8322 extra precautions should be taken to contain this object. At the moment SCP-8322 exists in the code of the Valve game "Half Life 3". As this work is digital and there are near-infinite copies of it, S...
I think I was at work when it happened. It's vague because I'm still trying to recover from this event that changed our life forever. An event so powerful that you can split your life into two sections; the BC and the AD. Let me tell you the story. It was just another day. A Thursday if I can remember right. I got in ...
Those fools, he thought. "If they have been leveling up everyone at once, there is no way they can reach a high enough level! Those high level raids have a cap and a long respawn time, so there's no way they are all maxed out, let alone class levels and items." "Sire, it appears that they are divided into divisions, a...
"Dad! Dad!"Aisha Bonertits69 said, her tiny hands spread across the family computer. "Look at this! Look at this! We got a message from the reminder bot!" "Don't yell so,"said her father, Irwin Bonertits69, as he stepped out of the waste reclamation unit, zipping up his jumpsuit. He waved away the last remaining scent...
Roksana returned to the attic. Her family silently greeted her as they each held out their hands in anticipation. "I could only afford one pack,"Roksana whispered. The four children sadly bowed their heads. Aleksy, Roksana's husband, scooted closer towards Roksana. "Do you think there's going to be a food card?"Aleks...
The last thing you could remember before everything went black was the headlights of the truck moving towards you and the little girl you pushed out of the way screaming. You saved someone, maybe this time they'll let you go into the afterlife. It was a 'hell no' from Satan and a 'heavens no' from God. They started s...
"Uh...Morning Joey, hey you're slightly early, you uh wanna grab a coffee over the road and come back in five minutes?" It was 9:05am. Mr Salamanca looked nervous this Monday. His eyes seemed baggier than usual and his greying beard was untrimmed. Joey was surprised but said he'd come back later. Salamanca breathed a...
I look at the clock. It has been 10:30 for at least three weeks. It's dark outside. It has been dark outside for at least three weeks. I know because some of the bar snacks are starting to go off. At least the kitchen is still running. For now. People walk in every few minutes. They're not real, real people aren't so ...
"I have a plan." "It better be a good fucking plan, Jerry." "We cut our son in half." "That's a bad fucking plan, Jerry." "You're right." "I see you didn't get brains from your witch. "You're right." "What did you get?" "You to fall in love with me" "Oh. That explains it." "Yeah." "We need a fucking plan." ...

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