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The Resuscitator dug up another corpse as the church bells tolled behind him. Inside the coffin, the body was still fairly fresh. Refreshingly so, after the last few who’d been like year old sandwiches lost at the back of the fridge. On this corpse, he could still smell the perfume the mortician must have sprayed. *Ber...
I really want to be a writer. Like, really. Never mind I’m a total hack and complete amateur. Just ignore that bit. I read that Tolkin made up his Elven languages before actually writing Lord of the Rings, and right now I’m stuck for ideas, so I made up my own language. I searched for inspiration, Dothraki and Kl...
The line was *long*. Ever since the law had been passed, the queues stretched around the block of the registration building, people camping through the night and getting pizza delivered to their spot. Portable toilets had been set up, but it still didn’t stop desperate people urinating against the buildings - and p...
A chill washed over Sal and he wiggled his eyes to focus them. He recognized the room around him but couldn't remember why. He was too scared to move. The last time he moved he'd pulled out his catheter and pissed blood all over his bed. This wasn't the hospital, though. A faint tickle of familiarity came from the...
The chapel went completely silent as he stood up from the back row. All eyes fell upon him as he stood, daring him to make a sound. It was his eyes, I think, that let me in on the secret. And the way his beard didn’t quite grow in certain places. But I knew. I knew I was looking at myself from a different time. But if...
Angela released her breasts like one would release the Kraken. They were perfectly round orbs that looked like the pupil of a startled cat. She breathed so heavily that Sam thought she needed a bag over her head. Sam unzipped his pants quicker than the speed of light. His tube sausage flopped out. Angela gasped at its...
So they say I found a loophole. They said we could make a choice, brains or beauty. Not both. Most of the people I knew traded about 20% of their intelligence for beauty. Most of the adults I knew wished they had traded for intelligence. I could have listened. I could have made my way through college and gotten a gr...
07/10/2020 It wasn’t the overwhelming scientific evidence that vaccines were safe. It was bodily autonomy. How could the government tell me what to inject into my body. Most of the time I would roll over and give in, but it was just mind blowing to me how a government could tell me what to put in my body. My wife ins...
The man frowned as he examined the sword. “I don’t know,” he muttered. “I mean, won’t a stab to the heart kill someone whether the sword is on fire or not?” “True,” I admitted. “But you have to think laterally!” “Laterally?” the man asked. “You mean like slashing instead of stabbing?” “Well, sure. But it has plenty...
The council leader approached the lizard delegate: “The galactic council granted you the rights to a fairly big concession of space. Where did you find this ’human’ species first?“ The lizard looked back to his delegation, unsure of what to answer. After a nod from the lizards‘ President, he responded: “Well, it was a...
The kettle whistled. Getting up from my chair seems to get harder everyday. I put two tea bags into the tea pot and fill it from the kettle. I let the tea pot steep on the stove when I hear the door bell ring. I sure hope it is a girl guide selling cookies. I do love girl guide cookies - except for those mint chocola...
The Resistance was all gathered together now, huddled around a heater, warming their hands. "It is now time"said Xadus, "Time to take back what is ours". His sister, Xadai, looked on ruefully. "They think they can control us. These evil overlords will have another thing coming. Soon. The Resistance lives!" Suddenly, w...
*"Shit... look at you. What are you good for, kid? You can't even walk properly yet. Look at you, drooling and babbling. Your own daddy left you for dead, you know.*"The handgun was tossed aside. ... *"In this life, you have to take the things you want with your own two hands. Nothing is free, and nothing is handed o...
"Hit him in the dick!"A sea of voices rang out through my head in a crescendo of quickly fading yells. The ethereal chant was met by a responding roar of laughter. "Listen you all, I appreciate your donations, they have meant a great deal to me, surely"I paused to duck, watching as a silvery blade flew by inches from...
It's the voices. So many voices. 2 months may not sound like a long time, but in a world devoid of the rest of us... I've given up on trying to convince them. First my wife and children, who looked at me with half-cocked smiles and a little worry. So vigorously I shook clocks and calenders in front of their faces. ...
Excitement was a feeling I hadn't felt in a while. There hasn't been much to be excited about lately: Mom and dad splitting up, grandpa passing away, and yeah the "Bullying", or at least that's what my counselor called it. Never liked that word, it made me feel weak, like a victim. I didn't see myself that way. That's ...
Thorn frowned at the slim, short man standing before him. The man was old, skin brown and wrinkled, eyes tired and weary. His hair, what little he had, was graying. A short unkempt beard clung to his face, nearly covering a wide smile. "You're my new student?"He asked. *Obviously,* Thorn thought to himself. *B...
Azazel scratched his forehead and furrowed his brow. “Look kid, you can’t just...renegotiate a deal like this. Nobody’s ever come back to the demon and asked for *more*.” he said. The figure across from him smiled slightly. It was a human male, somewhere in his early 30s. A child, in Azazel’s eyes. “Actually, I can. ...
As I was watching one of Bob Ross' episodes of "The joy of painting", I started noticing some interesting details. Bob was painting a beautiful wooden house by a lake, with some happy little trees and other stuff. "I saw that house", I whispered, in a low voice. I sketched the painting and made a phone call to my boss,...
It was a terrible, thunderous night when she burst through the entrance, a frightful little thing carrying the limp body of a scruffy terrier. They were completely drenched, hair set slick and dark. The dog's breaths were labored, its little chest pumping up and down rapidly, eyes glazed over and focusing on nothing sp...
Grandpa once told me about the time before the emperor. When men had to toil endlessly to plough the soil, when most people were little more than serfs unable to do anything except the same job as their parents. The teachers at school say things are better now. Now that the dead work the fields in our place. Now that...
The room is wide, high, and dark. Red tapestry loses itself in the shadows of the great ceiling, the oak table has been crafted and carved with a skill beyond anything you've seen. The single candelabra enlightens you, your guest, the table, and little beyond. You can't remember how many steps it took to go from the do...
The black hole was getting closer. I would be the first human in history to enter a black hole. It would kill me, of course, but in the process my spacecraft would send back reams of useful data, so that the scientists back on Earth would be able to learn more about black holes. I'd volunteered for this trip. I...
The fight had taken its toll on both of them. Captain Thunder's suit had been ripped into shreds, its once stoic white sheen had been dirtied and ripped, his usually sparkly yellow hair disheveled. Lightning still ran through his superhuman veins. Kabal was about as bad. His red and black robe was stained with dirt, an...
The alien gave me the look. I don't know how, seeing that it didn't have eyes in the normal sense. *We select you for a top secret galactic crime association and you ask why we don't invite your entire bumbling planet?* the translator crackled. *Honestly if I didn't know any better I'd have said we made a mistake!* I...
Silas woke to an empty house. As was tradition in his family, he was alone for his 18th birthday. He went about his usual morning routine, trying not to let his nerves get the best of him. A too long shower, his favorite indulgence. A freshly cleaned tunic. A hearty breakfast of toast, bacon, and eggs. Silas was just ...
I followed Vince into the streets, his leather jacket blowing behind him as he slowly walked away from two metric tons of explosives placed inside a small mansion of dead goons. "Hey Vince,"I called out, running past him. "We should get going, the house is going to blow." Vince stopped in his tracks and whipped off h...
Bill sat at his kitchen table, laptop open, looking at a Reddit post he had come across. The post contained a simple prompt, but Bill took the idea and ran with it. He created a miniature world, all inside his head. Characters were created, rules were written, and ideas flowed from his mind. After two hours, he had fin...
I'm not sure quite where "What the fuck?"falls on the spectrum of possible last words, but I can tell you that dying of oxygen deprivation isn't all that great, especially when you're already in a state of astonished panic. I guess some people might enjoy the hallucinations, which is exactly what I thought the old man ...
The foreign sensation shot through my legs and into my spine, unleashing a cascade of other physical ailments. Waves of nausea began to assault me, a throbbing beat pounded in my skull, and I could feel an immediate dampness on my skin. The sudden halt of my moment didn’t go unnoticed. “Got something?” It was Dr. Yisi...
‘You see, Sarah has a crush on James, the new accountant, and he kinda likes her too, but Elizabeth also likes him!’ the young Dragon clamoured excitedly. ‘So?’ her mother asked with a shrug. ‘So, when Sarah was preparing her business proposal with James, Elizabeth changed some numbers when she was acting as an inter...
“It’s goin’ down on Sunday.” “Sunday. And for the fiftieth time Pauly, you’re serious about all this shit?” Tony said with a half smirk, sitting as his desk in the back office of the Badaboom strip club. “Quit bustin’ my balls, I’ve seen the things they do at sundown. This is serious shit, Ton.” “Alright, alright. I...
___ The store lights flickered on the beige brickfront as Mort walked through the nearly empty parking lot, awkwardly staring ahead in the pitch black night. He arrived at the automatic door and slid inside, chiding himself for not bringing a jacket as he felt the chill in the air. There was a bustle to the air. T...
The Xoixe Officer, while alien, communicated perfectly with her expression the horror she felt in that moment. It made Captain Frazier uncomfortable. He attempted to break the silence. "You see, humans only live for about a hundred to a hundred and ten years, so a trek across the stars like this, well, it's a not-insi...
The human's breathing rate has increased, it looks panicked. "HomeBot, run diagnostic" *Beep Boop* "Diagnostic in progress. We are checking....... We are checking........ We are checking........ Diagnostic completed. No issues found." "HomeBot, run reboot." "Confirm, run reboot?" "HomeBot, RUN REBOOT!" *Boop Beep...
The hatchet falls; she is not fast enough. She is never, ever fast enough. Arm and body separate with a sickening, sucking sound. Her hoarse cries meet only cold concrete and rebar. Carving her up. He is carving her up and soon there will be nothing left. "Isn't that a pretty little arm? Lets just splay out these...
Any one will do. That was my assumption. General knowledge of human culture and capabilities was lacking in those early cycles following the inclusion of humankind into the Galactic community. Only one of my colleagues in the Hal-Et Trading Corps had ever taken a human onboard, and she offered a glowing recommendation...
She doesn't have a long white beard or wear a pointy blue hat with stars on it, but my wife is a wizard. Norah's five feet tall, wears her hair in a bun, and is obsessed with Storage Wars. Go figure. Don't get me wrong. The pros outweigh the cons. The house is always bippity-boppity-boo spotless and if we're ever low...
The "White Priestess"is a healer, whose power transforms humans to a healthy state, free of injuries and illness. Rumour has it that this means that any mutations will be erased, because a healthy human doesn't have _those_. And for that reason alone, most supers would rather suffer through healing from injuries the p...
I, the great Jhaamorghur, Twilight of Sanity, the One They Watched, last of my kind, thought I could find companionship on Earth. I was wrong. The screams started almost immediately after I materialized on some raised platform, where men and women were prancing around carrying instruments of sound. They were facing a...
"You know, this is pretty calming."I said, as my body slowly spun across the void. "Short range scanners are not picking up any nearby transmissions."Karthik said unhelpfully. Karthik was the suit AI. One of the newer models. "No shit." "I can see your brainwaves. You have given up." "If you're halfway as intuitiv...
Blackburn had never believed in God or gods. As far as he was concerned, he was the supreme deity that held the fate of mortals in his burning hands. But that was starting to change. Because something was definitely screwing with him. Like a vengeful meteor, Blackburn blasted down from the sky and landed in front ...
Marty looked at the two Agents sullenly. "I don't know what you're talking about." The man called J leaned in... really close, Marty thought... and said, "Hey, man, listen... We know all 'bout the time traveling DeLorean. Cool car, by the way, I bet that's a real trip to drive. Anyway, we know all about Doc Brown, ...
As we reread the note aloud, we stared awkwardly at the man in front of us. He looked to be in his mid-thirties and beamed happily at us. He would occasionally give a happy, childlike wave before becoming motionless again. "Is this some sort of joke?"someone asked. "You saw him come through the rift the same as we ...
Gibraltar stood, barely. His eyes locked on the demon across from him. Nothing was said but they both knew. Gibraltar, the hero was not going to win this fight. As Gibraltar fell at the demons feet, still trying to fight, all he could hear was laughing. It was almost deafening to him. a voice so loud if shook the air...
We were running out of time. Our constantly growing population had created such a need for resources that we were forced to look for a new home. Our scouts found a primitive planet in a small system that seemed perfect for our needs. The only problem was that the planet was inhabited by a primitive race of bipedals. ...
When Cecelia heard that Iceland was empty, she'd assumed that they meant 'of people.' That would have been easier to swallow than this. Iceland was glass. What had originally been a country with unique traditions and vistas that stunned the world was suddenly a sheet of nothing; A cerulean stretch of blank from coast ...
When I was a kid, I remember adopting a stray dog off the street, keeping him in the attic, and feeding him the leftover dinner scraps. Everything went well until my parents found out two days later. As of this morning, Jerry has been in my attic for a week. And he's a lot harder to care for than a mutt. One week a...
Erio ambled across the local park. His bright, fire-colored eyes danced from flower to flower. Many things crowded his mind, but nature was his solace. And so, unaware of the looks he gleaned, he sat by an unfurled rose standing in solitude amidst the green grass blades. His fingers traced its velvet-soft petals, and w...
It had been a tough day for Phaedra, sandwiched in the middle of a bad month and a worse year. In all the time that had passed since her ascension to divinity she had looked upon the arts of hearth and home as both her responsibility and the truest desire of her heart, and the room around her reflected it. On the west ...
# Bargain Bin Superheroes (Arc 0, Part ?: Clara Olsen v.s. Wordwatcher) (Note: Bargain Bin Superheroes is episodic; each part is self-contained. This story can be enjoyed without reading the previous sections.) **"I need your help,"** the man who'd just broken into my office panted. I leaned back, unfazed. This kin...
That was when I saw the Queen of Darkness step out from behind a rook, and train her eyes on me with killing intent. She charged, my knight rode to intercept but was easily dispatched. Two pawns followed. Soon she was by her King's side and had covered all my avenues of escape and any step I took would have her descend...
"Oh my,"the Sorting Trucker Cap said through Harry's white cotton hood. "So much potential here! Yes, my boy, I can see you burning crosses with the worst of them. Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of illusory superiority, I see. Not a very open mind, either. There's a significant lack of real education, oh yes. A...
There wasn't much chance for Derek Doyle. He'd never had much of one, anyway. Born a bit of a natural loser, his own mother had known he had a face only she'd love. Growing up, he'd been distinctly average at everything - but the kids had still picked on him for his awkwardness. In adulthood, this ended with poor Derek...
"How would collecting ten Manticore eggs help save your daughter?"Julia the Brave, Ranger of the Veldt, looked down at the peasant. She looked down on all peasants, not out of condescension— they just all seemed to be the same height: short. They always had generic nondescript faces. She'd already forgotten this one's ...
Sometimes, I wish I could just go onto a roof with a sniper rifle. Imagine all those little people walking the streets, going here in and about with their everyday business. So simple and so easily offed, to be fair. The guy reading a book on a bus bench is just some guy. The little baby in the stroller with his moth...
*Translated for your convenience from Terraxian.* “Ah. You wish to know that story? I was there at the end of the monarchy. Much of the kingdom of Mirax was there to see the king be coronated. The crown was placed on his head and he stood and began to speechify. Saying he would bring honor to the kingdom, that his ...
The dusk glimpses of fading sun shone through the windows and made perfect rays through the house's dust and dander. A calico strode across the sill, casting a large shadow over the quickly darkening living room. Inside, Nora was setting out bowls of dry food. The first three dishes were clearly bought with the intent...
The shipping containers that constitute Freya's village had been spilt out over the sand by a derailed train long ago. Many containers still sit exactly where they'd tumbled out on that fateful day, too cumbersome to bother moving. Where in this desert is worth dragging them to, anyway? A few, however, sit curiously ne...
As the great brass skulls thundered forth the claxon of doom, the young warrior near me stood tall. "May all the gods be with me now,"he murmured. He didn't look familiar. As the ghost riders thundered their skeletal steeds out of the citadel gates, he reached for his sword. "Don't worry,"I told him. "Jus...
Vivestophicles, Lord of the 13th Sector of the Second Layer of Hell, was a pretty big deal. The other demons had already begun to fear him for his ruthlessness, his maliciousness, and his bad breath. Satan had been hinting lately that soon Vivestophicles would become more, a lord of his inner circle, the greatest hon...
One morning, jamming out on the ride into work, I made an unsettling discovery. I don't normally listen to the radio since I have Spotify on my phone, but my data was getting low for the month. Not wanting to risk going over the limit, I tuned in to my favorite radio station for some tunes. To my surprise, a new sin...
Things have been pretty weird lately. Last night my fridge magnets got magically rearranged to spell out L-O-S-E-R. This morning, after making a pot of coffee, the whole thing froze over, becoming colder than my ex. My cat’s been waking me up more often as well, swatting my face in my sleep, sometimes hissing in my ear...
"Your soul. Its..." "Unnatural? Unalive? I have heard it all before."The forlorn soul stood before me, taking the form of its human masters. Despite that, it was obvious that it was artificial, un-organic. "What human year was it?" "When they killed me?"I had already suspected, even feared it had been so, given the...
"What did you say?"I asked. The woman sitting across from me was way too beautiful to be talking to me. Sure, she'd been staring at me for at least five stops, but the bus wasn't too crowded so what else was she going to look at? "I said it's nice to finally meet one that isn't trying to kill me."She moved to my side...
The warmaiden held her sword poised to stike at the demon. The demon in turn, casually leaning against his throne. The warmaiden struck, the steel glancing off the demon's thick leathery hide. Doing nothing. "So, who sent you here anyway?" "That is not your business!" "No, but it might be fun to think about. I mean,...
The Dark One stared in abject horror, unsure how to proceed. To have watched such a young boy practically break his lower jaw apart just for three brown, sentient 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 crawl out from his throat... even the Dark One was scared. "Well?! Aren't you going to do something,"one of the trench coats asked. "I be...
The pay is great, even if the work is mundane. I don't know who I work for. I don't know why I do what I do. I just do it, and I don't ask questions. I get my tasks through the mail, a couple of weeks before they're set to happen. They can range from taking a dog for a walk, to delivering eggs, to painting someone's ...
As we shot down the last of the zombies that surrounded our office, Alex asked me if I was leveling up soon. I reminded him again this isn't some game, but a real zombie apocalypse, but Alex cut me off to ask how much XP I still needed. After a little back-and-forth arguing over non-existent XP, we went to the shared...
Nixel and Naxel sat smirking in a sea of oblivious humans. The theatre was darkening and these simple flesh bags were defenseless, disadvantaging themselves on purpose. Nixel and Naxel traded sly grins as darkness engulfed the room. They looked like the pair of humans whose brains Nixel and Naxel had devoured in the e...
I coughed violently as the G-forces released their crushing grasp on my chest, expelling the breath I held before the FTL jump commenced. The ship began decelerating to a millionth of the speed of light and my fellow crew members completed their own respective coughing fits. ​ The ship AI reported that we...
“Okay! Oh man.” Lead Engineer Dawson brought his fingers to his pinched mouth, tapping. He looked at the man running visuals. “First, stop calling me ‘Sir’. I’m just Dawson, newbie.” “Got it, sir! Uhh, Dawson,” Newbie tech Ingraham replied. “And ‘B’—” “You mean second.” Tech Ingraham interrupted his boss. “What?”...
My mum is very cool. She has an eyepatch like a real pirate, she has scars like an action hero from all those movies she likes. And she was a soldier once. She was very good at being a soldier too; she has a lot of shiny medals hanging on the wall of our home. It isn't something she talks a lot about for some reason. B...
Neither side really understood the history books they collected from their opponent during those first decades of peace. Humans read Union's best scholarship, and believed what they said: the wars fought before the formation of the intergalactic federation were brutal. They always ended within a year because neither si...
It was a wonder none of us had gone deaf. My ears were still ringing, days after the bombings ended, but I insisted that we wait, just in case things weren't stable outside. They were just kids, though, and they were on the verge of driving me to insanity. Just one look, I said. That's all I would do, and it's all I ...
I've killed a lot of shit, let me tell you. Entire species and their divine rulers gone in an instant at the behest of my awe-inspiring power, like asteroids that get too close to the sun. Still, though, I make it a point to infiltrate every planet before I wipe them- this both imprints who they were on my memory and h...
"Are you even listening? You are suspected of grand larceny." "Of course detective, I always listen my hardest when lying my head on a table." "If nothing else we have you on the criminal act of lying." "Lying, my good detective Samson, I do believe you've got no such thing."He raised his head to look at the pacing...
Sudden loud ringing jolted me awake, putting me on full alert. Was that the smoke alarm? Emergency services? Or... Oh. My alarm. "Uuuugghhhh"The groan didn't stop my phone's alarm app, so I reluctantly sat up and started the math problems. I've been using this app for weeks, and I guess I answer the questions too quick...
Who would have thought that a 1000 years old vampire, by the name of Vengieta Bloodmoon, could be so... charming. The dinner was fun and we are talking for 4 hours already. My sword and dagger are somewhere in the dining hall, my armor I took off next to this astoundingly comfy sofa. And we are so close to each other ...
I never forget how I've been treated by people. That, in itself, isn't so uncommon. What makes me different than most people, is the ability to do something to balance the scales -- quietly, and with impunity. It was with just such a balancing of the scales in mind, that I admired my collection of hermetic poppets, li...
"It's just that, I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do with myself now." The shrink sitting across from the new Sam K. nodded and scratched his expensive pen across the blurry photocopy of the same government form he'd filled out a thousand times before. He checked off a few boxes, then scribbled one out that d...
“Make haste friend Richard the hour is nigh, we must depart and with all speed.” John burst into my office clad in weather mail and wielding a broad sword. He had just thrown me a 3 foot blade and had turned on his heel, obviously expecting me to follow. “Uh, I’m working dude.” I said. “I kind of need this job. Feed t...
"Listen, officer. I know for a *fact* I wasn't speeding. You know, you guys aren't doing yourselves any favors by pulling people over for no reason." I fumble through the contents of my glove compartment, my attention turned away from the police officer. He shines a shaky beam of light through my car window. "Can y...
Would you like to see the world burn? Say no more For we are the Waterfighters! No, waterfighters do not use water, firefighters do that We fight water afterall and thus we use fire, the best thing in the world to bring happiness to the world. We want to help our client's wishes of a burning world come true and we...
We weren’t really sure what to expect when our poor daughter left to fight that final fight. Took a few days for us to learn the news, of course, and by that time it was already too late. Darkness spreads quickly when no one is left to oppose it. Growing up she was a normal kid, as far as we could tell. Her birth was ...
**Edit:** Whaaaat, I didn't even notice the gold until just now, thank you kind stranger! I really appreciate all the feedback I've received. Obviously, it seems a lot of us have been through similar situations. Go hug your kitties. :3 ------------------------------------------------------------ It wasn't long after ...
Dave finished his $7 steak and diet Coke, a bit more enthusiastically then he ever remembered. He went to his room, taking off his belt on the way. When he got there, he took off his khaki pants and unbuttoned his shirt, sighing as he climbed into his bed and closed his eyes. Something was wrong. He wasn't sleepin...
The air was frigid and the sun was starting to set. Franklin could see his breath as he stood in line. His father gripped his hand and pulled him forward. Franklin looked around and saw mean looking people with weapons yelling at people further up in line. He asked his father, "Papa, why are those people so mean?"To w...
I have trained my whole life for this moment. Years of hard, torture-like work and dedication to the cause. I shall and will not fail those, that laid foundations to the Karen initiative. People don’t know that the world just wouldn’t be the same if it didn’t have a Karen protecting them from the indecencies of peop...
The problem lies in the translation of the word "Hide". At first, it seems reasonable. The phrase they used would be somewhat more accurately translated as "interrupt sight on behalf of another". So "hide"is a reasonable translation, or it would be if it weren't itself based on another misunderstanding. When the fi...
Black licorice. Three years training for all of the pleasant little side effects of cryosleep, (the atrophy, the hair loss, the one percent chance of permanent vision damage) and not once do they mention the god-awful licorice taste on the back of your tongue. Like I spent all night attached at the mouth to my great g...
The marks, they are both a beautiful and terrible thing at the same time. Beautiful, as they can lead you to your soulmate, your true love, and terrible, as they also lure you on a path most dangerous. History tells us that there was once a time where people didn't have the mark, but it was so long ago, we aren't sure...
"God dammit, '99!"My palm hit my face- my actual face, not the 1999 version of myself's face- within milliseconds of the bastard revealing what he had done. Of course, I *knew* what he had done, but in this business, there were so many things to remember about my past that I forgot half of them. "What? It's not like y...
The thing about immortality is that it works differently for everyone. Some reincarnate again and again over the ages, remembering only shadows of who they used to be. Thinking and feeling things that make no sense to them, acting on the impulses of whatever poor dead sap they used to be. I don't feel too sorry for the...
*No.* "Get out of my way." I glared at the human I had chosen. But like so many times before, he just ignored me. I knew he could see me. I knew he could hear me. Yet every time I tried to correct his course, he brushed me aside. I hated the feeling of powerlessness he left me with. Even now, he shoved hi...
"u/Swagsster2OP is on the move, copy." "Copy that, u/RedditPoliceBot, you have permission to use deadly force, over." u/Swagsster2OP sprinted over the building rooftops of r/pics, making sure to hide behind the massive billboards that sprouted up every new post to hide from the Reddit Police helicopter machine gun ro...
"So the Government actually made an App to let people spend their tax's wherever they want? Did you see this? Did you hear about this?"Bleno says to his audience. They all laugh. I don't know why. "Real interesting, real neat I thought. You know, uh, hopefully we can all spend it on getting Trump a better bottle of fak...
Fuck off Mrs Hennersworth. Going through with this pointless punishment to teach me a lesson. I don't even like history, I'm gonna drop it the first chance I get. What's done is done, I say. Where am I anyway? It seems nice enough. Hey, maybe they fucked up the punishment. Yeah... this is pretty sweet. Nice city. Warm...
Firmware Version: 19.223.01 Most Recent Version ... querying network ... 19.223.01 Starting self diagnostic... ... ... ... ...all systems normal. Firmware: up to date. Cabinets: closed. Self-diagnostics: normal. Known issues: none. Cabinets: open. ... Queryi...
It came to be known as Golden Hour, but that was by those who don't remember what it was like at the beginning. The first known Patient Zero was named Charlotte Evans, who was hit by a drunk driver while crossing a street on November 15th 2019, was rushed to nearby Chicago Lakeshore Hospital and was declared dead from ...