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Dad, wait. You're not risking your life just to impress me, are you?
Well, yeah...
Shouldn't you save a couple bottles for when you're a little higher?
Bart, this climb is the most difficult ordeal I have ever faced.
Frankly we don't care.
So nobody believes I can do this, huh? Well, my son does. And I'm not gonna let him down. I'm going to climb this entire mountain on my own.
Then technically, shouldn't you go back down the mountain and start all over?
Shut up. You are so fired.
Are you crazy? You'll never make it.
The hell I won't. You're forgetting I've got my Power Sauce bars.
Homer, listen to me! Turn back now!
Forget it. I'll be at the top by noon. Over and out.
Ext. mountain - continuous)
This may not be the top, but it's as close as a Simpson's ever gonna get.
Ext. mountain - continuous)
This is for you, son.
Ext. mountain - continuous)
Hey. Wait a minute. I'm on the top. I actually did it. I climbed the unclimbable mountain! Bow down before me, everyone! For I am your KING!
Oh no, he fell! I can't look!
Hi.
Oh, Homie! You're alive!
Oh, Marge, I never thought you'd see me again.
Didja make it to the top, Dad? Huh? Didja?
Why don't you tell me, son? See any interesting flags up there?
All I see is a pole. Maybe the flag fell off.
Aw, dammit!
Forget about it, Homer. You made it to the top. You're the coolest Dad ever.
Thanks, Bart. That makes it all worthwhile.
'Mornin' boys. Can't stop to chat. Time is money.
'Mornin', Barney.
Hey Dad, wake up.
Huh? Whuh? Hyuwhuh? I'm awake! I'm awake! I'm a productive member of the team! You can't fire me, I quit! Please, I have a family! Well, let's see what we got in the ol' drawer.
Hey Dad, wake up.
Eh. Eh.
Hey Dad, wake up.
Aha. There's some glue.
Hey Dad, wake up.
Hope this stuff holds.
Dad?
Who is this?
It's Lisa. I just called to tell you how much I love you and can I take the bus to the museum?
Museum? I don't like the sound of that. What did your mother say?
Ahm... I wasn't a hundred per cent clear on that. She said something, but she was kind of in a rush to get Bart to the emergency room.
Hmm. So you want to take the bus, huh? I don't know. That's a pretty big decision...
Well... if it would put your mind at ease, I could take a limousine. Although that would cost two hundred dollars...
Two hundred dollars?! Isn't there any other way?
Hmm. I guess I could take the bus, if you think that's a better idea.
Frankly, I do. I know you had your heart set on a limo, but sometimes daddies have to say no, honey. I'm afraid you're gonna have to take the bus.
Oh, all right.
Atta girl. I love you, sweet --
Alone?
MMMaybe... but you don't know Lisa. I mean she's so smart, they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach it some things, but she had so much knowledge it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire.
That never, uhh, happened, did it, Homer?
Uh, yesss... but now I have to leave on a totally unrelated matter.
That never, uhh, happened, did it, Homer?
Lisa!
But--
Keep it moving, Marge. This isn't a parking lot.
Shouldn't you be at work right now?
Uh, yes sir, Mr. Burns, sir.
Well then, get back to wherever it is you work, whoever you are.
Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen this girl?
Excuse me, ma'am? Uh, hello? Somebody? Anybody?
Lisa? Lisa? Lisa!
Dad!
Stay there! I'll come down and save you!
Dad!
Lisa! Save me!
Look out!
Oh, no! I'm gonna go off the end of the --
Look out!
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Dad, grab onto it!
Oh, Lisa, thank God you're okay!
Dad, grab onto it!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Oww!
Are you sure you don't want to go to a doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
Nah, I'll just walk it off.
I should have known I wasn't old enough to take the bus alone, but I really wanted to see that exhibit. I'll never take another stupid risk like that again!
Don't ever say that.
What?
If I hadn'ta taken a stupid risk with that cherry picker, I never would have found you.
I guess...
Stupid risks are what make life worth living. Now your mother, she's the steady type, and that's fine in small doses. But me, I'm a risk taker. And that's why I have so many adventures.
Dad! You're headed for the river again!
Feel your heart pumping a mile a minute? That's what my heart's doing all the time. Bet your left arm's tingling too, huh?
Dad, are you all right?
I'm enjoying my life too much to care. And you should be too. So what would you like to do right now, more than anything in the world?!
See the Isis exhibit. But the museum's closed.
Closed, eh? So getting in would be a pretty big risk. What do you say, honey? Feeling stupid? I know I am.
Dad, I'm kind of scared.
Good. You're gonna need that adrenaline to make the final jump.
Okay... Here goes.
Could you open the window? The cops have Daddy's prints on file.
Have you ever seen such exquisite Ushabtis?
Uh... not this exquisite.
Archaeologists have been studying it for decades, and still have no clue what it means.
Well, Daddy will figure it out.
Oh! We can't touch it, Dad. It's behind a velvet rope! A velvet rope.
Lisa, you can't go this far and then not go further.
It's a music box! Dad, we uncovered the secret!
Oh, so now it's we, eh.
Thanks for making me take such a stupid risk, Dad.
Anytime, honey. Just remember, never be afraid to live life on the edge. Now let's get home before your mother kills us.
It's kind of humbling, isn't it? The music we just heard might never be heard again.
Yeah... but it'll always live on, because we'll never forget it.
Dad, that's the Old Spice song.
It is? Well... that's a good song too. Do do do do-do do do...
Do do do do-do / Do do do do-do / Do do do do do do do do.
Run!
And look as handsome as the day we were married.
Oh, Happy Anniversary, Marge.
And look as handsome as the day we were married.
Hey, look what was in here. A program from that guy's funeral.
You mean Frank Grimes?
Yeah, him. Whatever happened to that guy?
Yayyy!
But Marge, the Gilded Truffle is an intimate, elegant place.
Ohhh, look, Homie. Our wedding cake.
You mean there's been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?
Look at this little plastic couple. Mmm, so full of hopes, potential, dreams for the future...
Hey Marge, wouldn't it be weird if they had little parties at night? Wee little parties?
I'm going to bed.
Gotcha!
I'm going to bed.
Another super year with a super lady. Good night, honey.
Good night, Homie.
You know, um, it is a special occasion...
Yeah, we probably should... you know... rock the Casbah.
Yeah. Seems like the thing to do.
Yeah, we probably should... you know... rock the Casbah.
So, you gonna...
Oh. Oh, did you want me to...?
Oh. No. No, I'm the guy. I'm supposed to, uh...
No, no, no, I have my part in this, too, um...
I know, but let me get you started first.
Homie, you got your, your elbow in...
Oh, sorry.
Mmm.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Do you want me to?
No, no. Don't do that.
Well, we used to...
I know, but I don't like it.
Well, we used to...
Ahh!
Ooh! Who's a good boy?
He's the best boy!
Oh yes he is! Yes he is!
Hey, Marge, wasn't that great when the dog came in here?
Oh, yeah. He's really special.
I love that dog.
I love him, too. G'night.
G'night.
I love him, too. G'night.
Hmm, that's queer.
Homer, don't look.
What?
Homer, don't look.
The food!
Homer, don't look.
Why did this happen? Whyyyyyy?
Someone left the freezer door open and the motor burned out. We can get a new one.
Okay.
Someone left the freezer door open and the motor burned out. We can get a new one.
It was just the shock of seeing all that food on the floor. Plus I'd just fallen on my back, which hurt more than I let on.
When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to trade in a refrigerator motor?
Eh, I never thought I'd live this long.
Ooh. There's the turn!
I'll get us out of this, honey. It's just gonna take a whole lot of floorin'.
Ooh. There's the turn!
Hmmm...
Safe at last.
Shhh. We're trespassing. And some of these farmers have pitchforks.
Huh. Well, maybe they're in the media room.
That was close!
Ohhh. My hero.
At your service, milady.
Ohhh. My hero.
Cara mia...
Uh, Captain? Captain? I-I know we usually bury the treasure... but what if this time we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like.
No, no, honey. Maybe this will help.
He put new electrical tape on the cushions.
Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast.
Can I come?
Nah, it'd just be awkward... what with the sex and all.
Oh, isn't it romantic? Doilies and cozies as far as the eye can see.
If there's anything more exquisite than Queen Anne's lace, I haven't found it.
Big enough for two...
Are you ready to rock? 'Cause heeere we go!
Should we get started?
Um, no time like the present.
Hm, something's not right. Does this bed feel lumpy to you?
Well, yeah, kinda...
Hm, something's not right. Does this bed feel lumpy to you?
Did that butter churn just move? 'Cause if it did...
Oh, my heart's beating like crazy.
Mine too. Just like back in that hay loft.
Y'know, the fear of getting caught is kind of a turn-on.
There's the dirty girl I married. Come on, I have a disgusting idea.