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Residents of the town are appalled by the topiary, with one saying: ‘Let’s be honest, it looks more like a penis than a Christmas tree.’
Residents of the town are appalled by the topiary, with one saying: ‘Let
’s be honest, it looks more like a penis than a Christmas tree.’
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It's sad and kind of funny how they always play cruel jokes on their fans and make them jump through hoops to get shitty tickets to see the same shitty songs.
It's sad and kind of funny how they always play cruel jokes on their fans
and make them jump through hoops to get shitty tickets to see the same shitty songs.
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Online ads are a serious pain in the ass, and lots of people turn to the likes of AdBlock Plus to clean up their browsing experience.
Online ads are a serious pain in the ass, and lots of people
turn to the likes of AdBlock Plus to clean up their browsing experience.
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And this one insists on putting her God damned bras in the dryer no matter how many times I tell her to stop doing that.
And this one insists on putting her God damned bras in the dryer
no matter how many times I tell her to stop doing that.
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They do not judge you by the content of your character; if you're white, they think that you're a privileged piece of shit and you shouldn't voice your opinion.
They do not judge you by the content of your character; if you're white,
they think that you're a privileged piece of shit and you shouldn't voice your opinion.
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If you think of local taxpayers as shareholders in the corporation of the city of Montreal (and yes, it is incorporated), then we’re getting a shitty return on investment.
If you think of local taxpayers as shareholders in the corporation of the city of Montreal (
and yes, it is incorporated), then we’re getting a shitty return on investment.
99,406
Edgar Maddison Welch of Salisbury, North Carolina, pleaded guilty on Friday to shooting up the pizzeria Comet Ping Pong after reading fake online news stories claiming Hillary Clinton was harboring sex slaves in the basement
Edgar Maddison Welch of Salisbury, North Carolina, pleaded guilty on Friday to shooting up the pizzeria
Comet Ping Pong after reading fake online news stories claiming Hillary Clinton was harboring sex slaves in the basement
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When tracked down by the police and asked why the back seat of her car was full of expensive power tools, the woman admitted to having a fraudulent credit card and driver’s license tucked safely away…inside her vagina.
When tracked down by the police and asked why the back seat of her car was full of expensive power tools
, the woman admitted to having a fraudulent credit card and driver’s license tucked safely away…inside her vagina.
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. The man approached her and tripped and fell into the snow, but when he got up she noticed his genitals were exposed.
. The man approached her and tripped and fell into the snow
, but when he got up she noticed his genitals were exposed.
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"Hey, @realDonaldTrump – regarding your claim that Captain Khan would be alive if you were president: go fuck yourself," Jesse Lehrich, Clinton's foreign policy spokesman, tweeted during the second presidential debate.
"Hey, @realDonaldTrump – regarding your claim that Captain Khan would be alive if you were president: go
fuck yourself," Jesse Lehrich, Clinton's foreign policy spokesman, tweeted during the second presidential debate.
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It’s another to be a bloody idiot and refuse even to acknowledge the rest of the world exists.
It’s another to be a bloody idiot and refuse
even to acknowledge the rest of the world exists.
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"You're either for or against, and if you can't decide who you like more and you're split on who you should stand beside, I'll do it for it for you with this: Fuck you."
"You're either for or against, and if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
on who you should stand beside, I'll do it for it for you with this: Fuck you."
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And, the females in the study were more experienced than the boys in oral, anal, and vaginal sex.
And, the females in the study were more experienced than
the boys in oral, anal, and vaginal sex.
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When I post about plant-based diets or Bill Clinton’s choice to eat fish, someone inevitably decides to label me as a perfectionist, purist, or my personal favourite, an asshole.
When I post about plant-based diets or Bill Clinton’s choice to eat fish, someone
inevitably decides to label me as a perfectionist, purist, or my personal favourite, an asshole.
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So, ages ago some fucker broke into my house and stole all of my electronics, including my laptop, my desktop, my PC and my freaking PIANO.
So, ages ago some fucker broke into my house and stole all of my
electronics, including my laptop, my desktop, my PC and my freaking PIANO.
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Told ya’ll I was gonna do Sailor Mouth so here’s this fucking pile of shit
Told ya’ll I was gonna do Sailor
Mouth so here’s this fucking pile of shit
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“Nothing says ‘Let’s go kill some Muslims’ like country music,” said Lemieux in kicking off the festivities.
“Nothing says ‘Let’s go kill some Muslims’ like
country music,” said Lemieux in kicking off the festivities.
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The fact that we are a poor country does not come from the fact that we are idiots.
The fact that we are a poor country does
not come from the fact that we are idiots.
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From sleep apnea to diabetes and heart conditions (not to mention being a fucking fat ass), the lowered quality of life and greatly increased health risks for Tubby Tim and Jiggly Jane should be of primary concern.
From sleep apnea to diabetes and heart conditions (not to mention being a fucking fat ass), the
lowered quality of life and greatly increased health risks for Tubby Tim and Jiggly Jane should be of primary concern.
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“Get that son of a bitch off the field right now,” he suggested.
“Get that son of a bitch off
the field right now,” he suggested.
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Like, shit, so deep down the rabbit hole because being a kid and growing up is hard and nobody understands.
Like, shit, so deep down the rabbit hole because
being a kid and growing up is hard and nobody understands.
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To my own absolute amazement, that stupid toll road -- you know the one! -- turns out to be the one thing people want to hear about in this election.
To my own absolute amazement, that stupid toll road -- you know the one!
-- turns out to be the one thing people want to hear about in this election.
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They mean, while they were putting out yet another TV show about gay marriage and how stupid fathers are, maybe they needed to service the rest of America (that voted for Trump.)
They mean, while they were putting out yet another TV show about gay marriage and how stupid
fathers are, maybe they needed to service the rest of America (that voted for Trump.)
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I still have to meet a black girl who was not raped at about 12.
I still have to meet a black girl
who was not raped at about 12.
99,424
"Kill all Koreans," and "Koreans must die," are common refrains.
"Kill all Koreans," and "
Koreans must die," are common refrains.
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Spend too much time in the john and Petrovich will wind up in there with you, asserting in broken and unabashed English that “you not take shit forty-five minutes.”
Spend too much time in the john and Petrovich will wind up in there with you,
asserting in broken and unabashed English that “you not take shit forty-five minutes.”
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I ended up calling him a dick, for being a dick to Nick Bilton, after which he wrote the now infamous post that kicked all this off.
I ended up calling him a dick, for being a dick to Nick Bilton
, after which he wrote the now infamous post that kicked all this off.
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This film is for the climber looking for that last nudge of inspiration to get off their ass and go to the gym.
This film is for the climber looking for that last nudge of
inspiration to get off their ass and go to the gym.
99,428
This is genius, but also apparently controversial, because how dare women repeat the horrible insults that get launched at them all the goddamn time.
This is genius, but also apparently controversial, because how dare women
repeat the horrible insults that get launched at them all the goddamn time.
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Palmer's office with subtle messages like "rot in hell" and "there’s a deep cavity waiting for you."
Palmer's office with subtle messages like "rot in hell"
and "there’s a deep cavity waiting for you."
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I want to make this as offensive as possible for the old ass punks who are running the record labels…and dictate what the black community hears.
I want to make this as offensive as possible for the old ass punks
who are running the record labels…and dictate what the black community hears.
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According to the local KOB TV station, federal documents claim that police noticed Eckert clenching his buttocks when they asked him to step outside of the car, indicating that he may have been carrying drugs in his anal cavity.
According to the local KOB TV station, federal documents claim that police noticed Eckert clenching his buttocks when they asked
him to step outside of the car, indicating that he may have been carrying drugs in his anal cavity.
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Jerry Sylvia, a longtime customer and disabled from the waist down, said of the lawsuit: “It’s all a bunch of crap.
Jerry Sylvia, a longtime customer and disabled from the waist down,
said of the lawsuit: “It’s all a bunch of crap.
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But we relish the opportunity to talk about two of our favorite subjects- animals, and genitals.
But we relish the opportunity to talk about two
of our favorite subjects- animals, and genitals.
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The hazing got the team suspended for an entire year, so they must have gotten caught doing some pretty crazy shit, right?
The hazing got the team suspended for an entire year, so
they must have gotten caught doing some pretty crazy shit, right?
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He plied them with drugs and alcohol, gave them clothes and a place to stay, and forced them to engage in sex acts with strangers.
He plied them with drugs and alcohol, gave them clothes and a place
to stay, and forced them to engage in sex acts with strangers.
99,436
I’ve witnessed some sorry fucking sights in my life, but the display you just put on in front of that nursing home crowd was the most pathetic excuse for Christian-themed slapstick I’ve ever seen.
I’ve witnessed some sorry fucking sights in my life, but the display you just put on in front
of that nursing home crowd was the most pathetic excuse for Christian-themed slapstick I’ve ever seen.
99,437
“And the TSA security people all look like black thugs from the inner city.
“And the TSA security people all look
like black thugs from the inner city.
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Big pick-up trucks are driven by reckless assholes; European sedans by condescending elitists.
Big pick-up trucks are driven by
reckless assholes; European sedans by condescending elitists.
99,439
Even Bobby Jindal recently recognized that the GOP is the “stupid party.”
Even Bobby Jindal recently recognized that the
GOP is the “stupid party.”
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"You are a slut, I'm going to kill you and I'm going to fix up your sister and friends who have been teaching you this."
"You are a slut, I'm going to kill you and I'm
going to fix up your sister and friends who have been teaching you this."
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I’ve done this myself in the past — it was a form of fantasizing about how I was going to make my life better, get my shit together.
I’ve done this myself in the past — it was a form of fantasizing
about how I was going to make my life better, get my shit together.