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2-Damn It DamnIT is a free service that emails you when a user encounters a JavaScript error in your webpages.
2-Damn It DamnIT is a free service that emails you
when a user encounters a JavaScript error in your webpages.
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"The only reason we went into Iraq, I tell people now, is we were looking for somebody’s ass to kick.
"The only reason we went into Iraq, I tell people
now, is we were looking for somebody’s ass to kick.
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You guys are gun nuts, through and through, because I'm in a thread saying "don't diddle your fucking kids" and you can't just say "yeah, that makes sense" because I don't like guns so you have to disagree on everything no matter what.
You guys are gun nuts, through and through, because I'm in a thread saying "don't diddle your fucking kids" and you
can't just say "yeah, that makes sense" because I don't like guns so you have to disagree on everything no matter what.
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@SarahPalinUSA Has your lazy ass ever finished a job? — Drew MacDonald (@DrewYouRiot) March 22, 2017
@SarahPalinUSA Has your lazy ass ever finished a job?
— Drew MacDonald (@DrewYouRiot) March 22, 2017
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Why don’t you come after me you fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon!!”
Why don’t you come after me you fascist
, loofa-faced shit-gibbon!!”
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If I was Palestinian, I wouldn’t even have to suffer much mental strain to realize that killing a Jew would be the best choice for myself, my family, and my relationship.
If I was Palestinian, I wouldn’t even have to suffer much mental strain to realize that
killing a Jew would be the best choice for myself, my family, and my relationship.
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If ever there were an excuse to have another chocolate chip cookie in the hope it makes your arse bigger, this would be it.
If ever there were an excuse to have another chocolate chip cookie in
the hope it makes your arse bigger, this would be it.
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There are many nuances to learn but, you’ll be rewarded when you finally land your perfect parry and hit that stupid little Samurai in the face with your flail.
There are many nuances to learn but, you’ll be rewarded when you finally land
your perfect parry and hit that stupid little Samurai in the face with your flail.
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Foolish Deepika - shd keep out of this mess OR just do like madhuri
Foolish Deepika - shd keep out of
this mess OR just do like madhuri
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It is conservative men, drunk on power, calling women sluts and then rolling up their sleeves and knocking us back into place.
It is conservative men, drunk on power, calling women sluts
and then rolling up their sleeves and knocking us back into place.
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Trump is an immense egotist who opens his mouth before engaging his brain.
Trump is an immense egotist who opens
his mouth before engaging his brain.
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So to improve society, the logic goes, we must encourage the best to breed and do what we can to stop the stupid, sick and malign from passing on their defective genes.
So to improve society, the logic goes, we must encourage the best to breed and do
what we can to stop the stupid, sick and malign from passing on their defective genes.
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– Sandilands telling a staff member: “Turn it up Pretty — you piece of shit”
– Sandilands telling a staff member: “Turn
it up Pretty — you piece of shit”
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With each stride down the field, Wolf, as legend has it, uttered the words “shove it up their ass” over and over for as long as it took the NFL safety to run the length of the field.
With each stride down the field, Wolf, as legend has it, uttered the words “shove it up their
ass” over and over for as long as it took the NFL safety to run the length of the field.
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She then lost her temper and turned on Mr Watfa after the man sped off, calling him a “f***ing b***ard”, a “f***ing foreigner” and shouting: “What kind of f***ing foreigner are you?”
She then lost her temper and turned on Mr Watfa after the man sped off, calling him a “f***ing
b***ard”, a “f***ing foreigner” and shouting: “What kind of f***ing foreigner are you?”
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But I’d cut off the Muslims coming into the United States until we can vet these people."
But I’d cut off the Muslims coming into the
United States until we can vet these people."
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She’s an abuser, an adulterer, a liar, and altogether and unpleasant person who doesn’t belong in gaming.
She’s an abuser, an adulterer, a liar,
and altogether and unpleasant person who doesn’t belong in gaming.
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"People gonna talk shit, but people gonna watch regardless," said Rosado.
"People gonna talk shit, but people
gonna watch regardless," said Rosado.
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If Reddit is the front page of the Internet, then 4chan is its asshole. 4chan is the illegitimate child everyone claims to hate, but secretly adores.
If Reddit is the front page of the Internet, then 4chan is its asshole
. 4chan is the illegitimate child everyone claims to hate, but secretly adores.
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We've heard a live version of their song "Warped" and the brand new song "Piles Of Little Arms," and both are just so fucking heavy.
We've heard a live version of their song "Warped" and the brand new
song "Piles Of Little Arms," and both are just so fucking heavy.
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Voting for them is as stupid as voting not guilty for the mom who lost her baby for a month and went looking at a wet t-shirt contest.”
Voting for them is as stupid as voting not guilty for the mom who lost her
baby for a month and went looking at a wet t-shirt contest.”
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Your front end looks like the Hindenburg and your rear end looks like a brick s**t-house.
Your front end looks like the Hindenburg and your
rear end looks like a brick s**t-house.
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But just before he produced his bag, I'd literally seen someone have the shit kicked out of them in the pub on his orders for only a £10 debt.
But just before he produced his bag, I'd literally seen someone have the shit
kicked out of them in the pub on his orders for only a £10 debt.
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Spiritual men, called fakirs, would insert rings and hooks in their genitals.
Spiritual men, called fakirs, would
insert rings and hooks in their genitals.
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I know there are many other routes but I want to show you how to get from sitting on your ass to completing a game in record time!
I know there are many other routes but I want to show you how
to get from sitting on your ass to completing a game in record time!
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Eventually though, the British government decided they couldn’t have these fiddle loving booze-hounds being a giant pain in the ass and acting as a barrier to their colonial goals.
Eventually though, the British government decided they couldn’t have these fiddle loving booze-hounds
being a giant pain in the ass and acting as a barrier to their colonial goals.
99,226
Nearby was a sign with a darker message for the dentist who said he killed the cat: “ROT IN HELL.”
Nearby was a sign with a darker message for the dentist who
said he killed the cat: “ROT IN HELL.”
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When the 40-year-old was stopped for speeding and later arrested, Miller reportedly told cops he was being detained “because I was stupid, those damn chicken nuggets.”
When the 40-year-old was stopped for speeding and later arrested, Miller reportedly told
cops he was being detained “because I was stupid, those damn chicken nuggets.”
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"Then you put your dingus on their butt and you both hop up and down.
"Then you put your dingus on their
butt and you both hop up and down.
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"Just heard that crazy and very dumb @morningmika had a mental breakdown while talking about me on the low ratings @Morning_Joe.
"Just heard that crazy and very dumb @morningmika had a
mental breakdown while talking about me on the low ratings @Morning_Joe.
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The statement and its attempted manipulation of good Catholic people could be described as unbelievable and stupid.
The statement and its attempted manipulation of good Catholic
people could be described as unbelievable and stupid.
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It makes you and your bandmates come across as a bunch of shameless and entitled pricks.
It makes you and your bandmates come across
as a bunch of shameless and entitled pricks.
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The victim, an immigrant from Liberia, also told police that she was taunted as a “stupid African.”
The victim, an immigrant from Liberia, also told police
that she was taunted as a “stupid African.”
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Despite our puritan heritage, Americans really love to have sex.
Despite our puritan heritage, Americans
really love to have sex.
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I bet that if she was [sic] fixing to be raped or murdered she would be asking God to save her.”
I bet that if she was [sic] fixing to be
raped or murdered she would be asking God to save her.”
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Women do not need to ask a man’s permission to do fuck all, least of all worry what some anonymous ones on the internet think about anything.
Women do not need to ask a man’s permission to do fuck all,
least of all worry what some anonymous ones on the internet think about anything.
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In the letter, which has turned yellow over time, the FBI insulted King by calling him, for example, an "dissolute, abnormal moral imbecile."
In the letter, which has turned yellow over time, the FBI insulted King
by calling him, for example, an "dissolute, abnormal moral imbecile."
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Yes, a beat master granny and little girls spitting lines such as “We’re gunna rap about a prez who’s a sexist dick” and “An agenda more fucked than you’re fucked up hair” along with accusations that Trump is a rapist and “love by nazis and the ka ka klan”.
Yes, a beat master granny and little girls spitting lines such as “We’re gunna rap about a prez who’s a sexist dick” and “An
agenda more fucked than you’re fucked up hair” along with accusations that Trump is a rapist and “love by nazis and the ka ka klan”.
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Following a six-minute round of oral and anal sex, Quijada’s partner used one of DiGiulio’s dresses--plucked from a laundry pile--to wipe his genitals.
Following a six-minute round of oral and anal sex, Quijada’s partner used
one of DiGiulio’s dresses--plucked from a laundry pile--to wipe his genitals.
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Mind you, he told me vaginas had cooties just after telling me they also had teeth.
Mind you, he told me vaginas had cooties
just after telling me they also had teeth.
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Allegedly his "old bag" of a wife gave him an ultimatum: "Get this shit out" or it's over.
Allegedly his "old bag" of a wife gave him an
ultimatum: "Get this shit out" or it's over.
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So I hesitate to lose my shit too much over a thing like what John Gibbons said today about the club’s left field situation.
So I hesitate to lose my shit too much over a thing like
what John Gibbons said today about the club’s left field situation.
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Shenandoah Baptist Church’s Pastor Jeff Owens: BURN AND SHOOT FAGS!
Shenandoah Baptist Church’s Pastor Jeff
Owens: BURN AND SHOOT FAGS!
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Granted, he's these things anyway, but it's his alpha-male braggadocio and his ability to bullshit idiots into thinking he succeeds at everything he tries that elevates him in the starstruck eyes of America's vast yokel contingent.
Granted, he's these things anyway, but it's his alpha-male braggadocio and his ability to bullshit idiots
into thinking he succeeds at everything he tries that elevates him in the starstruck eyes of America's vast yokel contingent.
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John Oliver has a new shorthand for President Donald Trump’s ongoing, multilayered Russia scandal: “Stupid Watergate.”
John Oliver has a new shorthand for President Donald Trump’s
ongoing, multilayered Russia scandal: “Stupid Watergate.”
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Christine Pelosi, a California elector and as batshit-crazy as her hag of a mother had a meltdown on the Neil Cavuto show over, you guessed it, the faux Russian hacking.
Christine Pelosi, a California elector and as batshit-crazy as her hag of a mother had
a meltdown on the Neil Cavuto show over, you guessed it, the faux Russian hacking.
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This one, ugly pimple has gotten you so stressed, that you would try to stay home and away from the public.
This one, ugly pimple has gotten you so stressed, that
you would try to stay home and away from the public.
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“Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn’t exist.
“Until then, remember this: I
hate you because you shouldn’t exist.
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But my assumption is that people don't know enough about vaginas.
But my assumption is that people
don't know enough about vaginas.
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I think. 12-year-olds Frank and Louie (or “Frankenlouie” if your ass is too lazy to pause) were just inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the world’s longest-living Janus cat (that’s fancy talk for two-faced pussy).
I think. 12-year-olds Frank and Louie (or “Frankenlouie” if your ass is too lazy to pause) were just inducted into
the Guinness Book of World Records for being the world’s longest-living Janus cat (that’s fancy talk for two-faced pussy).
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A religious leftist, he breaks down Bible believers into two categories: fools and liars.
A religious leftist, he breaks down Bible
believers into two categories: fools and liars.
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Please forgive my shitty brain and eyesight for any mistakes I missed.
Please forgive my shitty brain and
eyesight for any mistakes I missed.
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"Tampa, your laws are stupid," wrote Liz Mair, a conservative communication consultant, on Twitter.
"Tampa, your laws are stupid," wrote
Liz Mair, a conservative communication consultant, on Twitter.
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'Pompa' means 'pump' in Italian and is also a vulgar slang term for oral sex.
'Pompa' means 'pump' in Italian and
is also a vulgar slang term for oral sex.
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The article also noted that Noel had worked for an adult entertainment company that makes videos of men barebacking--a euphemism for unprotected anal sex.
The article also noted that Noel had worked for an adult entertainment company
that makes videos of men barebacking--a euphemism for unprotected anal sex.
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Fundamentally the mantra of iMessage is “keep it simple, stupid”.
Fundamentally the mantra of iMessage is “
keep it simple, stupid”.
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strip the glitzy shit out of the site when it's not needed and everyone should be able to load it easier, if you've gone there for the sale chances are you just want to buy the damn thing not look at the fancy website causing loading problems
strip the glitzy shit out of the site when it's not needed and everyone should be able to load it easier, if you
've gone there for the sale chances are you just want to buy the damn thing not look at the fancy website causing loading problems
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marionreadsbooks: thedragonsbookhoard: I know Tumblr will probably hate me for saying this, but not reading books written by male authors purely because they’re male is sexist as fuck.
marionreadsbooks: thedragonsbookhoard: I know Tumblr will probably hate me for saying this, but
not reading books written by male authors purely because they’re male is sexist as fuck.
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We go to her apartment and we start making out and im tryin to get her clothes off and shes like "no no no we just met but ill suck you off".
We go to her apartment and we start making out and im tryin to get her clothes
off and shes like "no no no we just met but ill suck you off".
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If you're a jerk, you'd better be drop dead gorgeous and have a fan base that is huge.
If you're a jerk, you'd better be drop
dead gorgeous and have a fan base that is huge.
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Because students used to call women ‘bitches’ and ‘gold digging ho’s,’ scholar explains
Because students used to call women ‘bitches’
and ‘gold digging ho’s,’ scholar explains
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The GOP's house faggots grab their ankles, right on cue: http://t.co/sOTyFprJ.
The GOP's house faggots grab their ankles
, right on cue: http://t.co/sOTyFprJ.
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May I just start this morning by saying that earaches are cunts?
May I just start this morning
by saying that earaches are cunts?
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Bottom shaming, for the uninitiated, is the cultural tendency to deem the receptive partner (bottom) of anal (and sometimes oral) sex as somehow lesser than the penetrating (top) partner.
Bottom shaming, for the uninitiated, is the cultural tendency to deem the receptive partner (bottom)
of anal (and sometimes oral) sex as somehow lesser than the penetrating (top) partner.
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Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'
Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic
and have low self-esteem'
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Weinstein agreed, noting that the Hamas charter explicitly calls for the destruction of all Jews.
Weinstein agreed, noting that the Hamas charter
explicitly calls for the destruction of all Jews.
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Believe in Marx’s utopia, the idiots insist, not your own eyes,” he wrote.
Believe in Marx’s utopia, the idiots insist
, not your own eyes,” he wrote.
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I’d maim them maybe by setting their face on fire and putting a hood over it.
I’d maim them maybe by setting their face
on fire and putting a hood over it.
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The popular down under treatment, vaginal steaming, commonly known as v-steam, is an ancient Korean treatment that provides a steam facial for the vagina to release toxins.
The popular down under treatment, vaginal steaming, commonly known as v-steam,
is an ancient Korean treatment that provides a steam facial for the vagina to release toxins.
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An annoyed Silverman unconvincingly added: “She f*cking, she’s as healthy as…Believe me, she’s fine.”
An annoyed Silverman unconvincingly added: “She f*cking, she’s
as healthy as…Believe me, she’s fine.”
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@occupybuf @OpFerguson fuck that I want the nypd charged for terrorizing the black community — Jon Aime (@JohnnyAime) March 31, 2015
@occupybuf @OpFerguson fuck that I want the nypd charged for terrorizing the
black community — Jon Aime (@JohnnyAime) March 31, 2015
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I don't give a f**k," referring to FIFA's controversial decision to award the 2022 World Cup to the Gulf state
I don't give a f**k," referring to FIFA's
controversial decision to award the 2022 World Cup to the Gulf state
99,272
Commercial Hip Hop has became a desolate land where “bandz will make her dance”, sex addiction is celebrated in lyrics like “Yeah I like to F*ck!
Commercial Hip Hop has became a desolate land where “bandz will make her dance
”, sex addiction is celebrated in lyrics like “Yeah I like to F*ck!
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I said to myself, Gene, ain’t nothin’ those lousy Socialist bastards in Europe can teach the inventor of the cheese carburetor.
I said to myself, Gene, ain’t nothin’ those lousy
Socialist bastards in Europe can teach the inventor of the cheese carburetor.
99,274
With some serious debt on my hands coupled with my desire to help athletes kick ass and take names, I made sandbags in place of barbells.
With some serious debt on my hands coupled with my desire to help athletes
kick ass and take names, I made sandbags in place of barbells.
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Why not just admit you work your ****ing ass off every single night and thats why you have what you have?
Why not just admit you work your ****ing ass
off every single night and thats why you have what you have?
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Even if you don’t remember Winamp, you may remember the demo MP3 that played when you installed the app: “Winamp, it really whips the llama’s ass.”
Even if you don’t remember Winamp, you may remember the demo MP3 that played when
you installed the app: “Winamp, it really whips the llama’s ass.”
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If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, I'll help you deliver the bullet to your foot as efficiently and reliably as possible.
If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, I'll help
you deliver the bullet to your foot as efficiently and reliably as possible.
99,278
In the movie, titled 'Kitty Discovers Sperm,' she has sex with a black man
In the movie, titled 'Kitty Discovers Sperm
,' she has sex with a black man
99,279
Why is it more appropriate to call someone a shit bloke in some circumstances, and a dickhead others?
Why is it more appropriate to call someone a shit
bloke in some circumstances, and a dickhead others?
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I’ve earned positions that I’ve wanted the shit out of; my gender doesn’t seem to have affected my ability to do so.
I’ve earned positions that I’ve wanted the shit out of;
my gender doesn’t seem to have affected my ability to do so.
99,281
Referring to married women who become preggers as ‘sluts’ is jr. high school-level rhetoric.
Referring to married women who become preggers as ‘sluts
’ is jr. high school-level rhetoric.
99,282
It’s a time for giving, for friends, and for family, but there’s usually that one relative who just winds up being a pain in the ass.
It’s a time for giving, for friends, and for family, but there
’s usually that one relative who just winds up being a pain in the ass.
99,283
There is a drinking game, there are epic lolpictorials, and a chorus of idiots on Facebook.
There is a drinking game, there are epic
lolpictorials, and a chorus of idiots on Facebook.
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Because I want you - oh, how I burn for you, but I won't be a homewrecker.You looked close to going into labor, and I think I heard you say "I don't know when this little mother fucker is gonna drop out, but it better be soon."
Because I want you - oh, how I burn for you, but I won't be a homewrecker.You looked close to going into labor,
and I think I heard you say "I don't know when this little mother fucker is gonna drop out, but it better be soon."
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Holy crap, I am so excited to share this anchor submission with you all!
Holy crap, I am so excited to
share this anchor submission with you all!
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Other activists greeted the arriving international negotiators with a 75-foot high banner suspended by weather balloons shaped like giant buttocks that read “Free Trade My Ass: Flush the TPP.”
Other activists greeted the arriving international negotiators with a 75-foot high banner suspended by weather balloons
shaped like giant buttocks that read “Free Trade My Ass: Flush the TPP.”
99,287
What the hell happens when your tiny house partner farts Mexican food farts, huh?
What the hell happens when your tiny house
partner farts Mexican food farts, huh?
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Just let people talk and ignore it; and shut the fuck up about me, if you ever tell nikki.
Just let people talk and ignore it; and shut the
fuck up about me, if you ever tell nikki.
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However, when Beatriz’s shitty jalopy won’t start, Cathy extends a friendly invitation to stay for dinner.
However, when Beatriz’s shitty jalopy won’t start
, Cathy extends a friendly invitation to stay for dinner.
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(I will never forget that episode of The Big Bang Theory when the entire cast masturbated in front of a minotaur.)
(I will never forget that episode of The Big Bang Theory
when the entire cast masturbated in front of a minotaur.)
99,291
"I don't understand how anyone in the European Commission can have such a stupid idea.
"I don't understand how anyone in the
European Commission can have such a stupid idea.
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Perhaps a Schwarzenegger or maybe even Marc Singer type ass-kicker?
Perhaps a Schwarzenegger or maybe even
Marc Singer type ass-kicker?
99,293
Gorgeous features, perfect bodies, big tits and sexy clothing, it presents an air of mystery to think they also sport a huge package between their legs and this is what drives straight men to love tranny's so much.
Gorgeous features, perfect bodies, big tits and sexy clothing, it presents an air of mystery to think they
also sport a huge package between their legs and this is what drives straight men to love tranny's so much.
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They’re like metal, gangsta rap, the Manson Family and a Lars Von Trier movie all wrapped up in barbed wire, dipped in shit, set on fire and stuffed like an apple of pure evil into the mouth of a rotting severed pig’s head.
They’re like metal, gangsta rap, the Manson Family and a Lars Von Trier movie all wrapped up in barbed wire, dipped
in shit, set on fire and stuffed like an apple of pure evil into the mouth of a rotting severed pig’s head.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:29 PM 12-21-2008, 04:29 PM You filthy liar.
Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008
, 04:29 PM 12-21-2008, 04:29 PM You filthy liar.
99,296
“I get along with almost everybody, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life,” said the former House speaker, John Boehner.
“I get along with almost everybody, but I have never worked with a more miserable
son of a bitch in my life,” said the former House speaker, John Boehner.
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Derpy's clumsy (possibly due to a lack of depth perception) and Screw Loose has a generic mental illness (probably a psychosis or schizoid disorder) that makes her act like a dog.
Derpy's clumsy (possibly due to a lack of depth perception) and Screw Loose has a
generic mental illness (probably a psychosis or schizoid disorder) that makes her act like a dog.
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A woman with Woodward warned him not to enter the water because of the risk, prompting him to reply "Fuck that alligator," Enmon said.
A woman with Woodward warned him not to enter the water because of the
risk, prompting him to reply "Fuck that alligator," Enmon said.
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It’s a case men have made for centuries: guys don’t understand a fucking thing about women.
It’s a case men have made for centuries:
guys don’t understand a fucking thing about women.