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Why do all you're coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
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Oh. That's so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, 'Where's number 27?!'
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That I did. That I did.
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So let's talk a little bit about your duties.
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Push!
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Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder.
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Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out!
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Hey!
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Let's— I was just—yeah, right.
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Push!
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Push!
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Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
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Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
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But then who? The waitress I went out with last month?
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Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!
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Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head!
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Straight up over your head!
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You can do it!
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You can do it!
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Yeah, sure!
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Hey, Mon.
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Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
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Okay, you guys free tonight?
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Yes but too me he's just, man.
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Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building.
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Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
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Yeah, we were…we were just looking around.
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Oh-oh, you're-you're fellow scholars.
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Hey, did you pick a roommate?
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It kicked! I think the baby kicked!
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Oh my God!
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Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.
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Oh wait, Joey, you can't go like that! You stink!
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Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don't have time!
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He was with her when he wrote this poem.
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You're coming on to the entire room! I'm Chandler.
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Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.'
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Hi.
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Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.
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Done.
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So uh, what are you in for?
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I talk in my sleep.
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What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
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Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I...
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Oh?!
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How'd did it go?
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Oh.
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And it's not fake, it's totally brutal.
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Yeah, it's two guys in a ring, and the rules are: "They're
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So you can like, bite, and pull people's hair and stuff?
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I know.
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What's fish hooking?
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Yeah.
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Ameri-can.
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Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
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Well, that makes me feel so good.
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Well you can let me in later.
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Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're not familiar with.
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And uh maybe you have to get used to it.
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Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
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A
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Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.
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Uh, what?
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I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
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Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?
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Excuse me?
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They didn't take any of my suggestions!
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Oh, how bad is it?
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Oh, it's bad. It's really bad. The only thing in there that isn't burned is an ass. Which I do
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Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
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I'm sorry.
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It's not like it's porn!
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Fine! I'm sorry for your loss!
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And the nudity is really important to the story.
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Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am
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You're right. Maybe I shouldn't even go on the call back.
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Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?
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There's just so much pressure.
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And I am only naked in one scene.
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Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring.
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See, if I'm not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
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Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!
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All right.
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Okay.
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What's all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
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Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much.
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Well, apparently not, and I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly.
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I mean, enough of the silliness!
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Well, why don't you tell her to stop being silly!
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Okay-okay!
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Two very good points, look I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together.
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Do you really want to throw that all away over a room?
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That is so silly.
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Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
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Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "Hey, you're not Bob."
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Love is the best medicine.
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That's laughter.
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Why do you do it?
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