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	Why do all you're coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
	Oh. That's so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, 'Where's number 27?!'
	That I did. That I did.
	So let's talk a little bit about your duties.
	Push!
	Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder.
	Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out!
	Hey!
	Let's— I was just—yeah, right.
	Push!
	Push!
	Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
	Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
	But then who? The waitress I went out with last month?
	Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!
	Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head!
	Straight up over your head!
	You can do it!
	You can do it!
	Yeah, sure!
	Hey, Mon.
	Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
	Okay, you guys free tonight?
	Yes but too me he's just, man.
	Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building.
	Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
	Yeah, we were…we were just looking around.
	Oh-oh, you're-you're fellow scholars.
	Hey, did you pick a roommate?
	It kicked! I think the baby kicked!
	Oh my God!
	Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.
	Oh wait, Joey, you can't go like that! You stink!
	Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don't have time!
	He was with her when he wrote this poem.
	You're coming on to the entire room! I'm Chandler.
	Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.'
	Hi.
	Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.
	Done.
	So uh, what are you in for?
	I talk in my sleep.
	What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
	Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I...
	Oh.
	Hi.
	Oh?!
	How'd did it go?
	Oh.
	And it's not fake, it's totally brutal.
	Yeah, it's two guys in a ring, and the rules are: "They're
	So you can like, bite, and pull people's hair and stuff?
	I know.
	What's fish hooking?
	Yeah.
	Ameri-can.
	Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
	Well, that makes me feel so good.
	Well you can let me in later.
	Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're not familiar with.
	And uh maybe you have to get used to it.
	Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
	A
	Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.
	Uh, what?
	I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
	Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?
	Excuse me?
	They didn't take any of my suggestions!
	Oh, how bad is it?
	Oh, it's bad. It's really bad. The only thing in there that isn't burned is an ass. Which I do
	Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
	I'm sorry.
	It's not like it's porn!
	Fine! I'm sorry for your loss!
	And the nudity is really important to the story.
	Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am
	You're right. Maybe I shouldn't even go on the call back.
	Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?
	There's just so much pressure.
	And I am only naked in one scene.
	Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring.
	See, if I'm not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
	Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!
	All right.
	Okay.
	What's all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
	Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much.
	Well, apparently not, and I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly.
	I mean, enough of the silliness!
	Well, why don't you tell her to stop being silly!
	Okay-okay!
	Two very good points, look I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together.
	Do you really want to throw that all away over a room?
	That is so silly.
	Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
	Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "Hey, you're not Bob."
	Love is the best medicine.
	That's laughter.
	Why do you do it?