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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Why- why are you here, Carol?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah, it's beautiful."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What's that supposed to mean?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh.. a little.."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Dr. ...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Dr. Oberman", "content": "Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.. thanks for sharing. Uh, lie back.."}, {"role": "Robbie", "content": "Me."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Mm-hmm.."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can b...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Judy Geller", "content": "Nothing! It's an expression."}, {"role": "Carol Willick", "content": "I'm pregnant."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Pregnant?!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No, look, don't touch that!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No it's not."}, {"role": "Rachel Green"...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "A lot."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Anyway, um, I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear. He returns and stares at it.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "con...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Mm."}, {"role": "Barry Farber", "content": "Well, thank you for giving it back."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh my God."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)"}, {"role": "Susan Bunch", "content": "Look at that."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", ...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time Lapse.]"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Easy Rach, we'll find it. Won't we!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "Oh! Yeah!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Look, th...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go wit...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Doy! Probably right before she lost it!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that prob...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Remember when we were in high school together?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay! O...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "...Dinah?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Stunned silence ensues.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? ..Ross?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ohhhhh, don't be mad..."}, {"role"...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yes, yes!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You didn't."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, I am sorry..."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Me either..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "c...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I gave you one job!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I just......
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": ".....Hi."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Wow. That is not a happy hi."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Carol's pregnant...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-..."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "cont...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "She is so great! I miss her."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What does she mean by 'involved'?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Anyway, they want me to go down to this-...
The One with the Sonogram at the End
1994-09-29
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Hi guys!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun."}, {"role": "Alan", "content": "Wow."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years i...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "A thumb?!"}, {"role": "Lizzy", "content": "Keep the change. Sure you don't wanna pretzel?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Do you have any respect for your body?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hi.. how was the game?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Let it...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance fr...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah. He could row like a viking."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I'm, I'm really sorry."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No, I'm fine."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The guys stretch out their fingers.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well.."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi."}, {"role": "Paula", "content": "Listen. As someone who's seen more than h...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "\"Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.\""}, {"role": "all", "content": "Hey, Pheebs! Hi!"}, {"role": "Lizzy", "content": "Hey, Weird Girl."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay.. Well,...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Alan", "content": "Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey. Where's Joey?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, s...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "all", "content": "WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Do you all promise?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "That's ridiculous!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bin...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I brought you alphabet soup."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Mmm."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "cont...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Paula", "content": "Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Phoebe opens the can and react...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "all", "content": "Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!"}, {"role": "Paula", "content": "Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy.."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Can I use.. either thumb?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Thanks! Let's...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Lizzy", "content": "Did you pick out the vowels?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So how'd it go?"}, {"role": "Alan", "content": "Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I think he's across the hall."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing",...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yes. But I left in th...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me! Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Okay. \"So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?\""}, {"role": "all", "content": "Ohh. Ouch."}, {"role": ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, y'know.."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Thanks."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "God, he's good."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Does, um, anyone wanna see?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yeah. Yeah, excellent."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "H...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-..."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler makes a 'Cross my heart' sign. It starts to rain...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "There y'go."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "If only he were a woman."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I know.. it's gonna be really hard."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Nooo!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a foot...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Did he mention us?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Good for me!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "\"Smoke away.\""}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "conten...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "He said he's really gonna miss you guys."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Paula"...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler lights a cigarette.)"}, {"role": "Lizzy", "content": "What? Oh my God, there's really money in here."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler sulkilty picks up a garbage can lid and uses it as an umbrella.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The gang swaps all the drinks for wh...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Since when?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball.."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Po...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I know."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes.."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Y'okay, Phoebe?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content":...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, I haven't worked- It's my bank."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Lizzy", "content": "Weird Girl, what are you doing?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "It's worse than the thumb!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Does ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hey, Pheebs."}, {"role": "all", "content": "No no no!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No, I want you to have it. I don't want it."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hey, I might!"}, {"role": ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hey, this is so unfair!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- -football phone as our free gif...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "..I dunno, a little too Alan?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey lets his wrist go limp.)"}, {"role": "...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(The intercom buzzes.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Not so much!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah. Cushions the blow."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yea...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Whoah!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "- and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey. It's him. Who is it?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I personally could have a gallon of Alan."}, {"role": "Lizzy", "cont...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(An awkward silence ensues.)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yeah, alright."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What's going on?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hey!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, Satan's minions at work again..."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, se...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Uh, Ross."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Hey!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Chandler! He's here!"}, {"role": "Lizzy", "content": "Please, let me do somethin...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, I-I could live without it."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "We...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Alright, now try taking a puff."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had hors...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Lizzy", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Uh, Joey.."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey tries and visibly winces.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay, plea...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(She opens the door and Alan enters.)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "conten...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, God!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay.."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, \"you do, do you\"?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "No no no, I am not g...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing"...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "all", "content": "Oh! That was Lambchop!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Please, guys, we have to talk."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Hi, Alan."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey reluctantly gives hi...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler leans over the back of the couch out of sight.)"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "conten...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Alright, we have to talk."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Everyone laughs.)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered."}, ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Chandler, what are you doing?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. Oh.. my.. God."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey. Whaddya doing?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time lapse, Alan is leaving.]"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "c...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "There it is!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler tries to shrug nonchalantly but eventually he has to exhale a mouthful of smoke.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the fir...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "all", "content": "Oh! Oh, God!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Silence.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(They all gasp and clutch each other.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What is this?!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "C'mon!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Is there somebody els...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Is there somebody else?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him."}, {...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "all", "content": "Loved him! Yeah! He's great!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "We didn't change.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "And this- is my reward!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani",...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I-"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Yeah!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit."}, {"role": "Chandler Bi...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Look, I- I could go on pretending-"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Ohhh! Put it out!"}, {"role": "The Guys", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Okay!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "-but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yes, yes! Lik...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...What shoe?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I'm sorry.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "From the nurse...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "This Alan again? How's it goin'?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Dubious pause.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays c...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Oh, yeah! Right!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Let's ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "all", "content": "Oh, come on! Come on!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Really!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are you guys gonna be okay?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No. Not after what happened with Steve."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You know what I like most about him, though?"}, {"role": "Monica ...
The One with the Thumb
1994-10-06
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Alright. Phoebe?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay, Monica: Right foot red."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pa...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "...Poul...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "No, you were right. I don't have a plan."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I think it's...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Receptionist", "content": "It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "What's that?"}, {"role": "Kiki", "content": "Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "con...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks."}, {"role": "Pizza Guy", "content": "Pizza guy!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribb...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh. Maybe they're- napping."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Listen, i...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Weeeell, it's rum, and-"}, {"role": "Joanne", "content": "Alright. Let's talk reality...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Pass it! Pass it!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Thanks."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley."}, {"role...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh please, they're having sex."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Thank God. Food."}, {"role": "Receptionist", "content": "Hold on. Fill these out, sit over there."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "He's open!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "C'mon, sit. Just si...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- Sorry. Sorry."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh! Wha...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
1
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "...Jack from downstairs?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Phoebe?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. Good."}, {"role": "Both", "content": "Hey, buddy."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What?! You slept with Jason?"}, {"role": "Chand...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "Shut up!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, ...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but Ross stops and whines.)"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "We thought since Phoebe was staying ...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
1
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hi."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "You'd already broken up."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear y...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face. Chandler looks concered until he notices...)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "So, whaddya think George is like?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost ...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What's going on with you?"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Ah, the other Jack."}, {"role": "Receptionist", "content": "Well, you'll have to wait your turn."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Well, how long do ...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people."}, {"role": "Receptionist", "content": "Oh, that's attractive."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "How long?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Then what?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I think he's shy."}, {"ro...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Do you have a plan?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people."}, {"role": "Joanne", "content": "C'mon, this is us."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Peach pit."}, {...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I got no sleep last night!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, thi...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "A couple hours."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "My first time with Carol was..."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I don't even have a 'pl'."}, {"role": "Receptionist", "content": "Any minute now."}, {"role": "scene", "co...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler and Joey hold the puck and wave at the TV thing.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, God, ask them what they want."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yes, Bunny?"}, {"r...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Probably kill myself!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-"}, {"role": "Pizza Guy", "content": "Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?"}, {"role": "Ross...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
1
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[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hey, this- Heyy..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Alright. Yes, this is Rachel."}, {"role": "Monica...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "..Excuse me?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!"}, {...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Nooo! Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, ah- the kid has it."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay, okay, okay, I got one! Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson l...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "But I haven't used my card in weeks!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "With Carol? Oh."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Green. To the green."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "The kid...? Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content...
The One with George Stephanopoulos
1994-10-13
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