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[{"role": "Pizza Guy", "content": "Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Joey, uh- OMnipotent."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay."}, {"role": "Leslie", "content": "Well. Your ... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Thanks."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Floopy?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "So in your whole life, you've only been with one oh."}, {"role": "Kid", "content": "I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I've got magic... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? She was a big girl."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Could've been a peach."}, {"role": "scene", "conte... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 7 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "You are? Ross, I'm sorry.."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregna... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 1 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 13 |
[{"role": "Pizza Guy", "content": "Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ohhh... I'm fine."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever can't do it. Listen, uh- gimme back my puck."},... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Alright, c'mon! Let's play Twister!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! What? Thought we were trying to find stuff."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "You got waaaay too much free time."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 5 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?"}, {"role": "Pizza Guy", "content": "Yeah, that sounds about right."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "There he is! There he is!"}, {"role": "Kid", "content": "No."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Happy birt... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 7 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "...Pheebs?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Where?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!"}, {"role": "Kid", "content": "No! No!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "con... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 7 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Right- where we've been looking all night!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "And-and a power tie?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "We love you, man."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question."}, {"role": ... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 14 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?"}, {"role": "Pizza Guy", "content": "No, pretty much just a towel."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "He is so cute!"}, {"role": "Receptionist", "content": "Hey! Hey! No roug... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 7 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh God."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "GIVE ME MY PUCK!!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?"}, ... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "all", "content": "Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the wowww."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "...Now that was fun."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, aren't we Mr. \"The glass is half ... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 14 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Big Bird's friend."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Ohhh."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I see pizza!"},... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see!"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What's wrong with the twentieth?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hello? Who are we spyin... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "The hell with hockey, let's all do that!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!"}, {"role": "... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Please tell me it's his mother."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What are you doing?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I have no idea."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Definitely not his mother."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "C'mon, Ross!"}, {"role"... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, no..."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the ... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 10 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "cont... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, this is not that bad."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You can totally, totally live on this."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yeah, yeah."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh,... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
[{"role": "all", "content": "Oh! Yeah!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.)"}, {"role": "Guys", "content": "Hockey! Hockey! Hockey."}, {"role": "Leslie", "content": "Rachel?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh my God!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "What are you guys doing here?"}, {"role": "Kiki", "content": "Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!"}, {"role": "Joanne", "content": "Look at yo... | The One with George Stephanopoulos | 1994-10-13 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, are you sure you're ok?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Here's the thing, Janice. Yo... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 1 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "So, you and Angela, huh?"}, {"role": "Rachel ... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Where are they? Where are they?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Ok, bye. Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "c... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "He is so cute. So, where did you guys grow up?"}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "Yeah, isn't he?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now."}, {"role": "Janice Litman Goralni... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 8 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Her and Joey walk away from the table.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross... Uh-oh."}, {"role": "scene", "c... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 13 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yep."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch th... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?"}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "Brooklyn... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 1 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh my god."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "What uh-oh?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice."}, {"role": "J... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 14 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal."}, {"role": "Woman", "content": "Yeah, well, now you're kinda not."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Which?"}, {"rol... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Not a one."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Come on! You guys can pee standing up."}, {"role": "Bob", "content": "Cleveland."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart."}, {"role": "Janic... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Janice Litman Goralnik", "content": "Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 14 |
[{"role": "Bob", "content": "Huh, I never really noticed."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "How, how did that happen?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Eww, I don't wanna do that."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Which what?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "It's just you and Rachel, just ... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 9 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, god help us."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "We can? All right, I'm tryin' that."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "But I saved it. I put my basket on top."}, {"role": "Monica Geller",... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 3 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this."}, {"role": "Woman", "content": "Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now come on, get outta my way."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(She leaves.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hello! Were we a... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 16 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Nuh-uh."}, {"role": "Woman", "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Janice and Phoebe's boyfriend, Tony, walk in.)... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 9 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh my god."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, right, right, shut up."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they ar... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 8 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.)"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Come on, they're close."}, {"role": "Ross... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 15 |
[{"role": "Bob", "content": "Monica, Monica is great."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Here we go."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "No, but he's..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yuh-huh."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Ugly Naked Guy's l... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 9 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then ... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 3 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh my god. How many of those have you had?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Close? She's got her tongue in his ear."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hi."}... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 15 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Come on, show me."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ok, have a good break-up."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly..."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 12 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Long p... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Ross arrives.)"}, {"role": "W... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 13 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Why do y... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Excellent."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, ... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 16 |
[{"role": "Janice Litman Goralnik", "content": "Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day."}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "Hey, Joey."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have ... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What's goin' on?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Well, who's to say what's true? I mean..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves."}, {"role": "Woman", "content": "Let go!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "conten... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hey, that's not good. Can I get an e... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 12 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, li... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh my god, what were you thinking?"}, {"role": "P... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 12 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, I'm sorry."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!"}, {"role": "scene", "content... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 12 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "There you go."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Tony?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "cont... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I'm not fine. Here she comes."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Where's Chandler?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Wait here. Breathe."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yes! Did you see that?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, he needed some time to grieve."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Ow!"}, {"role": "Janic... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 16 |
[{"role": "Janice Litman Goralnik", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, you know, no suds, no save."}, {"role": "Rachel... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. That's my friend's machine."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I'm outta here."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves t... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I could not have done this without you."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "How do you do that?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I'm free! I'm free!"}, {"role": "Janice ... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 15 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. Nothing, just, just, I'm fine."}, {"role": "Woman", "content": "Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "That oughta do it."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it."}, {"role": "Rache... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 16 |
[{"role": "Janice Litman Goralnik", "content": "Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The woman and Ross stare at each other.... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Are you sure?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, I'd like that."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "[Time lapse, Monica accidentally spilled her drink on Bob's shirt and is wiping it off. Joey is making eyes at Angela.]"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "That's great."... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 15 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. Ok, let's do laundry."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The drinks arrive, and Chandler downs his espre... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle,... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 15 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Did he give you that whole \"You're-not-up-to-this\" thing again?"}, {"role": "Janice Litman Goralnik... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "What's that?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Uh-huh, uh-huh."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "That's it?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 6 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel starts to load her clothes.)"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah, it was really hard."}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "Hi, Joey."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh,... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Ok, you weren't there."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "My god, Angela."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Angela takes a seat at the counter.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buff... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. Hey, Angela."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicat... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "You don't say."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "So, uh, Rachel, what are you, ... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Who?"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "co... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Sure."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Cut back to Joey and Angela at the counter.)"}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "Forget it Joey. I'm with Bob now."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Bob? Who the hell's Bob?"}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "Bob is g... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too."}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio", "content": "Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "Angela Delveccio"... | The One with the East German Laundry Detergent | 1994-10-20 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "God. I feel violated."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Hey, kids."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Tah-daaah!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Al... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 1 |
[{"role": "Director", "content": "...Dammit, hire the girl! Okay, everybody ready?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "God, I love these fingers..."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable..... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 6 |
[{"role": "Aurora", "content": "Thank you."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)"}, {"role": "all", "content": "Hey."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Did any... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 7 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that."}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "The exclamation point... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 1 |
[{"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer."}, {"role": "Direc... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 4 |
[{"role": "Aurora", "content": "Oh my God, I'm late."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "For what?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Me?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Well, ... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 7 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Is it? Feels like two."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The lights dim.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "conten... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Well, whaddya think?"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Whaddya think? Today's the big day!"}, {"role": "Director", "content": "That would work."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content":... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Nope."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "No? What happened, big guy?"}, {"role": "Aurora", "content": "Okay."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Right. Okay. Losing the robe. And the robe is lost."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Oh my God. Okay, go into the bat... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 8 |
[{"role": "all", "content": "Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "What?"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 4 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!"}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.)"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman."}, {"role": "Joey ... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Don't go."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "\"Big guy?\""}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.)"}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "It felt like a 'big guy' moment."}, {"role": "Aurora", "content": "Okay. Oh... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 7 |
[{"role": "scene", "content": "(Chandler enters with the phone.)"}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang..."}, {"role": "Aurora", "content": "...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block.... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 5 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it."}, {"role": "Monica Gelle... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Too bad, she's leaving."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I got fired."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Well, I'm- I'm showering."}, {"role": "all", "content": "Oh!"}, {"role": "Aurora", "content": "I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", ... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 7 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "We talked 'til like two. It was th... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 5 |
[{"role": "Aurora", "content": "...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it ... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
[{"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and..."}, {"role": "Aurora", "content": "It's not Rick."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here,... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 8 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?"}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!"}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "I warned you..."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here."}, {... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out."}, {"role": "scene", "content": "(Rachel enters from her room.)"}, {"role": "Director", "content": "I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... wate... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 4 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Something so sweet and...disturbing about that."}, {"role": "Aurora", "content": "No, it's-it's Andrew."}, {"role": "Joey Tribbiani", "content": "I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask..."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "You guys, I am not that bad!"}, {... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 8 |
[{"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "He could never get a woman like that in a million years."}, {"role": "Rachel Green", "content": "Who is being loud?"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Thank you, buddy."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Who's Rick?"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Yeah, you are,... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
[{"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And ... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 5 |
[{"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "Maybe this wasn't your shot."}, {"role": "Aurora", "content": "My husband."}, {"role": "Monica Geller", "content": "That is so unfair!"}, {"role": "Phoebe Buffay", "content": "Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 8 |
[{"role": "all", "content": "Ooooohhh."}, {"role": "Ross Geller", "content": "Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!"}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.."}, {"role": "Chandler Bing", "content": "Oh, so wh... | The One with the Butt | 1994-10-27 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
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