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<|im_start|>user
Guys lets start a cult<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
CAKE!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
CAKE!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Guys lets start a cult<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
DUDE<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
DUDE<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
DUDE<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I used to, but Undertale references have died off in recent months.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I used to, but Undertale references have died off in recent months.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
So there were a lot of undertale usernames?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
So there were a lot of undertale usernames?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Not that I know of. Most of the PMs I received were Undertale references however.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I PMed my gloves to PM_ME_YOUR_GLOVES once.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I PMed my gloves to PM_ME_YOUR_GLOVES once.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
A picture of your gloves or the word gloves?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
A picture of your gloves or the word gloves?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
A picture of my purple gloves.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I have once or twice in the past. It can be a fun time.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I have once or twice in the past. It can be a fun time.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Yes, the people have been pretty nice so far<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Yes, the people have been pretty nice so far<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Not getting a mailbox full of abuse is the main thing. How many have you sent so far?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Not getting a mailbox full of abuse is the main thing. How many have you sent so far?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Four so far
Boobs
Beard
Advice
Determination<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Four so far
Boobs
Beard
Advice
Determination<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
> Boobs
> Beard
Hmm<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
That's too bad. Mine have responded except for the guy who requested a cup of boobs<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Well that's rude, I always respond. <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I get stuff pretty often if I comment or post.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I get stuff pretty often if I comment or post.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
What is DBZA? I want to send you something<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I've only had one person PM me :( <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I've only had one person PM me :( <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Was it boba fett though?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Was it boba fett though?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I lied, I've had 2 and yes, they were both Boba :') <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
What are your new years' resolutions?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
To gain weight<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
To gain weight<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
That's a new one. Eating disorder?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
That's a new one. Eating disorder?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
not OP, but I'm pretty skinny.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
What are your new years' resolutions?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You've already heard mine :P<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
You've already heard mine :P<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ask your crush out, right? Good luck with that!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Same, Ireland here!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Same, Ireland here!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hej, tillykke fra denmak!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hej, tillykke fra denmak!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
What what, tillyke fra Danmark til papa!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Same, Ireland here!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I just got off a 14 hour flight back from England
T'WAS HELL<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I just got off a 14 hour flight back from England
T'WAS HELL<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I've got one of those from Heathrow to LAX in about twelve hours. Not looking forward to it. <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
NOOOO!!! 😵<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
NOOOO!!! 😵<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
why?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
why?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
who cares 😒<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
who cares 😒<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
who cares 😒<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hey do something funny <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hey do something funny <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
No. 😒<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
No. 😒<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Or else😇😲😢😭👹😵👳🙏🔫<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Or else😇😲😢😭👹😵👳🙏🔫<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'll pull it for you 😁<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'll pull it for you 😁<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ok where do u live<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ok where do u live<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Russia 😃<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
who cares 😒<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
who cares 😒<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Two words in and its pretty easy to see it's not gonna be funny.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
why?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Nice<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Sounds like a Chelsea handler rap. <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I want to die after reading that<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I want to die after reading that<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Why? It's funny <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Why? It's funny <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
No, it's just a bit stupid<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Chill on the emojis man.
Really, it's too much. <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
oh my god<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hannibal Buress on having sex on weed:
>Yo, why she lettin' me do this to her<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
No idea! Don't wanna know till the day of arrival!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congrats! /R/daddit is awesome<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congrats! /R/daddit is awesome<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
And /r/predaddit <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
And /r/predaddit <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You can tell Mom about r/babybumps and r/beyondthebump too. They're really supportive :)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
You can tell Mom about r/babybumps and r/beyondthebump too. They're really supportive :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I was about to ask if there was a /r/momddit<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'm so sorry. My condolences<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'm so sorry. My condolences<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I completely agree but it seems like OP is happy about it, so let's wish him well :)<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congrats on your sex trophy!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congrats on your sex trophy!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congrats on your sex trophy!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'm like a rogue soldier my friend, I never pull out, even when other people tell me I should <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You understand timezones, right? It was between two and three pm here when you posted this.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
You understand timezones, right? It was between two and three pm here when you posted this.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
If you're not in America or the UK that's irrelevant, because that's where 90% of redditors are.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congrrraaaatttssss!!!!!! When is your SO due? <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congrrraaaatttssss!!!!!! When is your SO due? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thanks! We worked it out and we reckon it's around beginning of September <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Thanks! We worked it out and we reckon it's around beginning of September <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Nice! But lots of 0 to 3 fleecy pjs<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Nice! But lots of 0 to 3 fleecy pjs<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
As I read this in in fleecy Harry Potter pjs so I'm way ahead if you!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
#Hi Mr. Going To Be a Dad, I'm fraud_93.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
#Hi Mr. Going To Be a Dad, I'm fraud_93.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments...<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
0.0 <|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
0.0 <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hi 0.0 I'm fraud_93.<|im_end|>
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