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<|im_start|>user Guys lets start a cult<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> CAKE!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> CAKE!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Guys lets start a cult<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> DUDE<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user DUDE<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user DUDE<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I used to, but Undertale references have died off in recent months.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I used to, but Undertale references have died off in recent months.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> So there were a lot of undertale usernames?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user So there were a lot of undertale usernames?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Not that I know of. Most of the PMs I received were Undertale references however.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I PMed my gloves to PM_ME_YOUR_GLOVES once.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I PMed my gloves to PM_ME_YOUR_GLOVES once.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A picture of your gloves or the word gloves?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A picture of your gloves or the word gloves?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A picture of my purple gloves.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I have once or twice in the past. It can be a fun time.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I have once or twice in the past. It can be a fun time.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes, the people have been pretty nice so far<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes, the people have been pretty nice so far<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Not getting a mailbox full of abuse is the main thing. How many have you sent so far?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Not getting a mailbox full of abuse is the main thing. How many have you sent so far?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Four so far Boobs Beard Advice Determination<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Four so far Boobs Beard Advice Determination<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> &gt; Boobs &gt; Beard Hmm<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That's too bad. Mine have responded except for the guy who requested a cup of boobs<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I did a couple times, but none ever responded.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Well that's rude, I always respond. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I get stuff pretty often if I comment or post.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I get stuff pretty often if I comment or post.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What is DBZA? I want to send you something<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When you guys see those people with the "PM_me..." usernames, do you actually send them stuff?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I've only had one person PM me :( <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I've only had one person PM me :( <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Was it boba fett though?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Was it boba fett though?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I lied, I've had 2 and yes, they were both Boba :') <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What are your new years' resolutions?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> To gain weight<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user To gain weight<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That's a new one. Eating disorder?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That's a new one. Eating disorder?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> not OP, but I'm pretty skinny.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What are your new years' resolutions?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You've already heard mine :P<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You've already heard mine :P<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ask your crush out, right? Good luck with that!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Same, Ireland here!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Same, Ireland here!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hej, tillykke fra denmak!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hej, tillykke fra denmak!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What what, tillyke fra Danmark til papa!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Same, Ireland here!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I just got off a 14 hour flight back from England T'WAS HELL<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just got off a 14 hour flight back from England T'WAS HELL<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I've got one of those from Heathrow to LAX in about twelve hours. Not looking forward to it. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Teehee 😊<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Teehee 😊<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> NOOOO!!! 😵<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user NOOOO!!! 😵<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> why?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user why?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> who cares 😒<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user who cares 😒<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user who cares 😒<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hey do something funny <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hey do something funny <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No. 😒<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user No. 😒<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Or else😇😲😢😭👹😵👳🙏🔫<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Or else😇😲😢😭👹😵👳🙏🔫<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'll pull it for you 😁<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'll pull it for you 😁<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ok where do u live<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ok where do u live<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Russia 😃<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> who cares 😒<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user who cares 😒<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Two words in and its pretty easy to see it's not gonna be funny.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user why?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's inappropriate 😕<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Teehee 😊<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nice<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Teehee 😊<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sounds like a Chelsea handler rap. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Teehee 😊<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I want to die after reading that<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I want to die after reading that<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Why? It's funny <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Why? It's funny <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No, it's just a bit stupid<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Teehee 😊<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Chill on the emojis man. Really, it's too much. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Teehee 😊<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> oh my god<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hannibal Buress on having sex on weed: &gt;Yo, why she lettin' me do this to her<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hehehehe that means you had SEX!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No idea! Don't wanna know till the day of arrival!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Congrats! /R/daddit is awesome<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congrats! /R/daddit is awesome<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> And /r/predaddit <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user And /r/predaddit <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You can tell Mom about r/babybumps and r/beyondthebump too. They're really supportive :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You can tell Mom about r/babybumps and r/beyondthebump too. They're really supportive :)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I was about to ask if there was a /r/momddit<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm so sorry. My condolences<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm so sorry. My condolences<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I completely agree but it seems like OP is happy about it, so let's wish him well :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Congrats on your sex trophy!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congrats on your sex trophy!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congrats on your sex trophy!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm like a rogue soldier my friend, I never pull out, even when other people tell me I should <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You understand timezones, right? It was between two and three pm here when you posted this.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You understand timezones, right? It was between two and three pm here when you posted this.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> If you're not in America or the UK that's irrelevant, because that's where 90% of redditors are.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Congrrraaaatttssss!!!!!! When is your SO due? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congrrraaaatttssss!!!!!! When is your SO due? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thanks! We worked it out and we reckon it's around beginning of September <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Thanks! We worked it out and we reckon it's around beginning of September <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nice! But lots of 0 to 3 fleecy pjs<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Nice! But lots of 0 to 3 fleecy pjs<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> As I read this in in fleecy Harry Potter pjs so I'm way ahead if you!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> #Hi Mr. Going To Be a Dad, I'm fraud_93.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user #Hi Mr. Going To Be a Dad, I'm fraud_93.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 0.0 <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 0.0 <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hi 0.0 I'm fraud_93.<|im_end|>