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<|im_start|>user Welcome by any means but have you checked out any European countries (or Canada)? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Canada immigration laws are stricter<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Today my family found out that we can legally immigrate to the USA, only problem is that 2 of my sisters can't come<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> How does everyone know OP is middle eastern?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How does everyone know OP is middle eastern?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Because OP said he's from Iraq :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What do you guys do for a living, or what do you study?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I am a Software Tester. I like to push buttons.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I am a Software Tester. I like to push buttons.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Haha! And if it doesn't work as expected...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What do you guys do for a living, or what do you study?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Senior studying criminal justice/criminology. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Senior studying criminal justice/criminology. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Nice! Do you love it?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Nice! Do you love it?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I do. I almost always look forward to class. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What do you guys do for a living, or what do you study?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Currently in a in-between job, but in July I'm off to be a scuba instructor! <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Currently in a in-between job, but in July I'm off to be a scuba instructor! <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That sounds like a great adventure. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> From Sandwich artist to floral designer. Well done :)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user From Sandwich artist to floral designer. Well done :)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> thanks 😭 gonna try to stay here for as long as possible<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> install credit karma<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user install credit karma<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> what's that<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user what's that<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 😁😁😁<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 😁😁😁<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> ??<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user ??<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 😰u scaring me 😰<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 😰u scaring me 😰<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> what? how am I scaring you?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user what? how am I scaring you?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> just kidding. 😡😡😡 im ANGRY. GRRRR <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user just kidding. 😡😡😡 im ANGRY. GRRRR <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> who are you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I imagine people buying flowers are happier than hungry people wanting food.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I imagine people buying flowers are happier than hungry people wanting food.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Unless you know it's a "get well soon" bouquet... Or for a funeral.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I agree. Fuck jayce.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I agree. Fuck jayce.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I get that a lot<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Favorite Non-Word?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yee for yes is my most used<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yee for yes is my most used<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yarp.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Favorite Non-Word?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Y'all'd've is my favorite abomination of a word<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Y'all'd've is my favorite abomination of a word<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Whom'st'd've'nt'll<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Favorite Non-Word?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Even better: "All y'all"<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Even better: "All y'all"<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes! I use that sometimes<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes! I use that sometimes<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> How could you not use it? It's really fun to say!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What song have you got in your head today?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 65daysofstatic - Heat Death Infinity Splitter<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 65daysofstatic - Heat Death Infinity Splitter<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Isn't this the song from no mans sky? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Do you apologise too much?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You spelled apologize wrong. Apologize this instance!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You spelled apologize wrong. Apologize this instance!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> *You're* spelling it wrong! Apologise!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sup. I'll only be on for 10 minutes tho.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Sup. I'll only be on for 10 minutes tho.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Why so short?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Why so short?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Classes. Got to get back to doing it.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Classes. Got to get back to doing it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Oh okay thanks for stopping by<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hey dude<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hey dude<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hey hey! What are you up to?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hello how are you doing today?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hello how are you doing today?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I am doing, wbu? Ho are you doing ?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I am doing, wbu? Ho are you doing ?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm good thank you so much for asking <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What was the last non-fiction book you read and really enjoyed?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I love myths and legends! Which was your favourite in the book?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What was the last non-fiction book you read and really enjoyed?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What was the name of the book?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What was the last non-fiction book you read and really enjoyed?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> a short history of nearly everything<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user a short history of nearly everything<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ooh, is that the Bill Bryson one? He's great.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's your mood like right now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Tired. Defeated. I desperately need motivation.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Tired. Defeated. I desperately need motivation.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What's your goal? Do you really want to reach it?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's your mood like right now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Stressed like crazy. Wednesdays are the worst, and I feel so unprepared and overworked. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Stressed like crazy. Wednesdays are the worst, and I feel so unprepared and overworked. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Its Tuesday in my corner of the world.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's your mood like right now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm feeling pretty gloomy and bored, kinda wishing I had some folks to hang out with! <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm feeling pretty gloomy and bored, kinda wishing I had some folks to hang out with! <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hey it's me ur friend<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hey it's me ur friend<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hello friend, how are you? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hello friend, how are you? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Same as you friend, where are you from?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's your mood like right now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> i'm lonely :(<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user i'm lonely :(<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> We all are <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user How is everyone today?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I feel great! I've been conversing with an Aspergers patient on Reddit. You learn a lot.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I feel great! I've been conversing with an Aspergers patient on Reddit. You learn a lot.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I told you please stop following me.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hello Reddit.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Account age is 2 years, this post is a little late.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Account age is 2 years, this post is a little late.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm trying.... =)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I'm trying.... =)<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Well, welcome either way! Get out while you still can.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Well, welcome either way! Get out while you still can.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Can't...like a moth to a flame. I'm thinking I'll like it here.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Can't...like a moth to a flame. I'm thinking I'll like it here.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's pretty great most of the time.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I called in sick today, but I'm not really sick.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hope nobody sees/notices your username from work.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hope nobody sees/notices your username from work.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Do you tell your coworkers your reddit username?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I dodged a bullet yesterday.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> was no one using protection during chlamydia fest 2017? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user was no one using protection during chlamydia fest 2017? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> apparently not. I dont know how chlamydia gets around though. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I dodged a bullet yesterday.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Have these people heard of condoms?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Have these people heard of condoms?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> According to google, you can have it through oral sex too<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user According to google, you can have it through oral sex too<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user According to google, you can have it through oral sex too<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Tried it once... its awkward.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Tried it once... its awkward.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What are you watching right now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> NCAA championship game, sucked at first but has gotten way better<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user NCAA championship game, sucked at first but has gotten way better<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Never been a fan of any sports. Who do you think will win? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Never been a fan of any sports. Who do you think will win? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> North Carolina just won, had a clutch defensive play...it never too late haha<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user North Carolina just won, had a clutch defensive play...it never too late haha<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You'll have to forgive me I'm lost. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What are you watching right now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series on YouTube.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user The Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series on YouTube.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Abridged?!? Noooooo <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Abridged?!? Noooooo <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It's too late, I'm already in. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What are you watching right now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> All This And Heaven Too. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user All This And Heaven Too. <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Is this a movie or what? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's your favorite accent to hear?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Irish ferrrr me!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Irish ferrrr me!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> If I ever heard an Irishwoman talk I'm sure she'd melt my heart<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's Something You're Obsessed With Right Now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Zelda<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Zelda<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The new one?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What's Something You're Obsessed With Right Now?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Tarot cards. I want to learn. Do you believe in this?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Tarot cards. I want to learn. Do you believe in this?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Not really, but try to make me believe!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Not really, but try to make me believe!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I haven't got a set of tarot cards to do this or I so would hahaha. <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I hate socks<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> The question is not if you use socks with shoes, but do you use socks with sandals? <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user The question is not if you use socks with shoes, but do you use socks with sandals? <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Great question. Never. You?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Girl smiled at me today<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Bro, she was looking at somone behind you. Did you check your 6? /s <|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Bro, she was looking at somone behind you. Did you check your 6? /s <|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yeah your right,the wall was much sexier than me<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user At what age did you first fall in love?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Never been.<|im_end|>