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<|im_start|>user Give yourself a hot bath. And an ice cream later. :p<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> But what do people do in the bath? Doesn’t it get boring? I do like hot tubs, though!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I hope its just zit and nothing else<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I hope its just zit and nothing else<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What else could it be?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I hope its just zit and nothing else<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What else could it be?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I hope its just zit and nothing else<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What else could it be?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I hope its just zit and nothing else<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What else could it be?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I hope its just zit and nothing else<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What else could it be?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> r/popping wants u!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> r/popping wants u!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don’t want to click. But I really do.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I don’t want to click. But I really do.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> It’s clicked and unclicked at the same time, in your mind.......<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> r/popping wants u!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don't like that I know that video off the top of my head.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don't like that I know that video off the top of my head.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> r/popping wants u!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Omg, I had no idea this existed. THANK YOU<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Omg, I had no idea this existed. THANK YOU<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> One of us, one of us, one of us<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user One of us, one of us, one of us<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I just spent the last 30 min+ on this page.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user r/popping wants u!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Omg, I had no idea this existed. THANK YOU<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Use a thumb tack<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Use a thumb tack<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Use a thumb tack<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Use a thumb tack<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> No.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Use a thumb tack<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Use a thumb tack<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I would take a knife to it.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I would take a knife to it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A pop knife (not a poop knife - for clarification)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I would take a knife to it.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> A pop knife (not a poop knife - for clarification)<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I would take a knife to it.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user 3 YEARS?!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone say thanks for 300 upvotes.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Dude just go to a dermatologist next time, blech<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Dude just go to a dermatologist next time, blech<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Too expensive for some. American healthcare system and all.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Too expensive for some. American healthcare system and all.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Getting a cyst popped doesn’t cost much<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Getting a cyst popped doesn’t cost much<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Popping it yourself is free<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Popping it yourself is free<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> And he didn’t pop it for three years<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Bro my best friend is allergic to watermelon. This gives me hope for him<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Bro my best friend is allergic to watermelon. This gives me hope for him<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Tell them to get tested. Never just try shit at home. Might not end well.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What dont you like about watermelons? You might have tried a bad one or a expired one.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What dont you like about watermelons? You might have tried a bad one or a expired one.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Sweet, but not in the way that I like.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the texture. But agreed, happy for OP.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the texture. But agreed, happy for OP.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the taste. But agreed, happy for OP.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the texture. But agreed, happy for OP.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the taste. But agreed, happy for OP.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Wait so how old are you again??<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Wait so how old are you again??<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> 26<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I was just at Costco and I heard a kid say the sweetest thing.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> That's adorable.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That's adorable.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> My heart melted a little.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user That's adorable.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> My heart melted a little.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My heart melted a little.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This moment is so sweet, i could put it in a cup of tea.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user This moment is so sweet, i could put it in a cup of tea.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Now would be a really bad time to mention that I like my tea without sugar, but oh well...<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My heart melted a little.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> This moment is so sweet, i could put it in a cup of tea.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I was just at Costco and I heard a kid say the sweetest thing.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Wait until one dumps him for his friend<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Wait until one dumps him for his friend<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Wait until his wife has baby three colors too dark<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Just paid off my first car...feeling very proud and didn’t have anyone else to tell<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hey congratulations! Here’s to many more accomplishments!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Hey congratulations! Here’s to many more accomplishments!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hell ya, thank you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Just paid off my first car...feeling very proud and didn’t have anyone else to tell<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Im proud of ya!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Im proud of ya!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thank you!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’m fighting my stutter!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Good luck. Remember your silent h's.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Good luck. Remember your silent h's.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thanks, and good advice!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’m fighting my stutter!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Samuel L. Jackson cured his stutter with the word “motherfucker”<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Samuel L. Jackson cured his stutter with the word “motherfucker”<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I know, and now he’s famous for that word!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’m fighting my stutter!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You go boy!!!!!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You go boy!!!!!!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Hell yeah!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’m fighting my stutter!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> You'll get through it! Much love<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user You'll get through it! Much love<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thanks so much!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’m fighting my stutter!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Honestly, I couldn’t even tell.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Honestly, I couldn’t even tell.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What do you mean?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What do you mean?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Just a joke, meaning couldn’t tell you had a stutter by reading your post.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Just a joke, meaning couldn’t tell you had a stutter by reading your post.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Haha g-g-good one!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user I’m fighting my stutter!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> When I read your post I don't hear any stuttering bro. You are fine.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user When I read your post I don't hear any stuttering bro. You are fine.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> What do you mean you don’t hear any stuttering?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user What do you mean you don’t hear any stuttering?<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I was supposed to be a joke<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My book was purchased by a library!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Congrats love! 💕<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Congrats love! 💕<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thank you very much!!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user My book was purchased by a library!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Ill try and read it sometime,it sounds great!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Ill try and read it sometime,it sounds great!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Thank you very much! It would be much appreciated!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Thank you very much! It would be much appreciated!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> :D might take a while tho,im broke<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Lets talk about lofi hiphop beats<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Yes! I listen to these when I’m working all the time!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Yes! I listen to these when I’m working all the time!<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> I misread this as "when I'm working out." I bet it would make good workout music<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Haven’t drank coke for almost 3 months now<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Welcome to r/hydrohommies<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Welcome to r/hydrohommies<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Welcome brother. Please leave your reusable straws at the door.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Welcome brother. Please leave your reusable straws at the door.<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Except if you need them for medical conditions<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Except if you need them for medical conditions<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Stupid question : why would a medical condition require someone to use a straw?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Haven’t drank coke for almost 3 months now<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Welcome to r/hydrohommies<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user Welcome to r/hydrohommies<|im_end|> <|im_start|>assistant <think> </think> Only Americans could congratulate themselves for drinking water 😂<|im_end|>