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<|im_start|>user
I made it into med school!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Onya mate!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Onya mate!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Woohoo! Thank you fellow Aussie!!! ❤️<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I made it into med school!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congratulations, future doctor (PhD and MD)! Out of curiosity what are you studying in your PhD?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congratulations, future doctor (PhD and MD)! Out of curiosity what are you studying in your PhD?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Medical sciences, in Australia.
source:OP from other comment<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Today I found out my house spider Tom cheated on me.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Tom doesn't deserve you. Time to hit the gym and delete your Facebook.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Tom doesn't deserve you. Time to hit the gym and delete your Facebook.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
And be sure to get tested as well!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
And be sure to get tested as well!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
well, that bites<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
And be sure to get tested as well!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Genital Webs<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
And be sure to get tested as well!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Herpa-spider-itis<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
And be sure to get tested as well!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Tom doesn't deserve you. Time to hit the gym and delete your Facebook.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Today I found out my house spider Tom cheated on me.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Tom is not a spider. Tom is an opilion.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Tom is not a spider. Tom is an opilion.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
There are daddy long legs that are actually spiders. It’s just a general colloquial term.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Madarchod<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Madarchod<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Maa-Dar-chowd.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Maa-Dar-chowd.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ma, the chode<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ma, the chode<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ma, the chode<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
MA! THE FUCKIN' CHODE IS BACK!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ma, the chode<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
MA! THE FUCKIN' CHODE IS BACK!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
MA! THE FUCKIN' CHODE IS BACK!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Must’ve broken both of your arms.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Maa-Dar-chowd.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Or simply “Mother-chowed”<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Or simply “Mother-chowed”<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It's more like "maather" than "mother"<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Maa-Dar-chowd.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Madarchod<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Madarchod<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Not 'kod' but 'ch' as in change and then 'odd'.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Not 'kod' but 'ch' as in change and then 'odd'.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Madarchod<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Madarchod<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Madarchod<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Madarchod<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Madarchod<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’m sure there are accents I can’t form required to pronounce this.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
That’s quite a greeting lol<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
That’s quite a greeting lol<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
It's quite common in India. Mostly among boys<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
It's quite common in India. Mostly among boys<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Among bros<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Among bros<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Among comrades<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Kahase ho bhai?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Kahase ho bhai?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Delhi. Typical.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Delhi. Typical.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
....."bhenchod"
Poora bolo bhai<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
....."bhenchod"
Poora bolo bhai<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Oh sorry haha goron ke pass ja ke ladka culture bhool gaya bhenchod<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Hahaha I chat with all my bhosadiwale friends back home everyday :D<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hahaha I chat with all my bhosadiwale friends back home everyday :D<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Saare chutiye hote hain<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Saare chutiye hote hain<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Ek bhi buddhiwala nahi hai<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Ek bhi buddhiwala nahi hai<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Saare launde bhosadiwale hote hain<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Hahaha I chat with all my bhosadiwale friends back home everyday :D<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Saare chutiye hote hain<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Social media?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Social media?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
What?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
What?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Don't you guys have social media to talk?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Don't you guys have social media to talk?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
We do, but hearing a voice is different<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
We do, but hearing a voice is different<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You can make calls with social media.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Let me guess, Delhi?<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Let me guess, Delhi?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Delhi fo sho<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Let me guess, Delhi?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Delhi fo sho<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Delhi fo sho<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Tu jaanta bhi hai mera baap kon hai....<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Tu jaanta bhi hai mera baap kon hai....<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Abey chacha vidhayak hain humare.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Arre sahi hai bhai! Har din call karega wo ab Sahi dost mila hai tujhe<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Arre sahi hai bhai! Har din call karega wo ab Sahi dost mila hai tujhe<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Tum jaise chutiyon ka sahara doston tum jaise chutiyon ka sahara hai doston<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS_OR_UR_PETS_NUDE<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS_OR_UR_PETS_NUDE<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
[removed]<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
r/rimjob_steve<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
r/rimjob_steve<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Your username makes me uncomfortable, ever so slightly.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Your username makes me uncomfortable, ever so slightly.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Look what you've done.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Look what you've done.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Trying very hard not to.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
People are sending you death threats over this post!?!? Wow!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
People are sending you death threats over this post!?!? Wow!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Apparently I’m sexist who’s perpetuating a harmful male stereotype.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
You seem like someone worth hugging. ^^<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
You seem like someone worth hugging. ^^<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I really needed to hear that today thank you.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Do it ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Do it ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Consider it done<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Do it ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Idk I feel like this post is just Big Oat trying to gain some free advertising<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Idk I feel like this post is just Big Oat trying to gain some free advertising<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Big Oat, at it again!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Apple Cinnamon or GTFO<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Apple Cinnamon or GTFO<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Maple brown sugar and I will fight you on that. Apple cinnamon a close 2nd tho.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Congratulations here’s your adult card 💳<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Congratulations here’s your adult card 💳<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Thank u, finally I’m on the way<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I found a USB key in an Elementary School playground and its contents shocked me<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
She's going to post about it on Reddit in another few years and the story will go viral.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
She's going to post about it on Reddit in another few years and the story will go viral.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’ll be glad to finally hear back from that, it crosses my mind now and then ..<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
She's going to post about it on Reddit in another few years and the story will go viral.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
I’ll be glad to finally hear back from that, it crosses my mind now and then ..<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I’ll be glad to finally hear back from that, it crosses my mind now and then ..<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
SOoo, you corrected it by clicking on the spell check button?? My good man, Such hard work!<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I found a USB key in an Elementary School playground and its contents shocked me<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
That's one way to get a Trojan.<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
That's one way to get a Trojan.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Yeah, you gotta open that on a school computer<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
Yeah, you gotta open that on a school computer<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
Whilst logged in your account<|im_end|>
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<|im_start|>user
I found a USB key in an Elementary School playground and its contents shocked me<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
<think>
</think>
That title very much concerned me. Then I read it<|im_end|>
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