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I wonder how that works if the seatbelt wouldn’t fit even if they were sitting in a regular seat? They only go so far, right?
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ed3rsd3
I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
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edzmlsl
I feel like I've seen a comment like this on another post
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ef82kp3
Are socdems welcome here?
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ef7wwn9
Don't worry, when you turn 20 you'll look back and cringe, too.
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ed8tsea
Beak makes no sense. Well beaks make no sense anyway but this one especially
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eemyj5w
We do have Uber. I use it the odd time. The main difference is that here it's taxis only due to regulations.
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ed1quj7
Poor kid. He just wanted to rescue his mum from a nefarious organisation. I hope he gets decent representation.
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edyiran
I have faith that you do it *correctly*
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ee3coph
I came here to laugh at memes. Not feel feels
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ed9ffyc
Exactly. You make anything happen for the sake of your kids. Nothing should stand in your way.
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ef3qxk3
Not practicing with the team, seems like a bad sign for playing today.
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ee7iifb
I like [NAME]. He's the most experienced, and he seems like an all-around nice guy.
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ee67en8
German accents are sexy!
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edg45sg
Ahhhh BURN 🔥
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edjcm1d
Haha exactly right!!
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edkvolg
It feels to me like your Dean has some baggage and you shouldn't let it weigh you down.
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ed3oxm7
your cat has the cutest face!
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ed9ewck
Think conductors got it bad, just think about how [NAME] feels.
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ed68988
At last, someone I can share this accomplishment with!
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efh4awk
R/T DIDN'T WANT IT!!!!
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edpjd0y
Well said. And I love your username. 👑
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eex5as5
The problem is your husband. If he prioritized you, he would have figured something out. I’m so sorry.
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edywx6i
As Kings fans both my brother and I laughed out loud that it wasn't called. Looked sick though.
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edjo3xa
Yeah but it is what it is. Apparently I wasnt as clear as I could have been either.
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edidjmg
The women-are-wonderful effect.
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edfdd7l
For what...
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ef4aalq
Guilty of doing this tbph
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efgbkf4
Thanks for the link! I've been looking too and there are like 200 in the area I called one and waiting to hear back.
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ed5355m
You're right but ”just be confident” (I know that you didn't say it ) is really hard when you're unattractive
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eeus7g6
He’s not under contract.
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ee0jw71
Sorry for bringing up so many problems without any solutions, and sorry for just being whiny overall. Thanks for the time you've spent talking with me
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edaj2gw
Curb your enthusiasm theme.
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edawb9h
He’s Russian you forgot that.
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ef3jn41
My soul twin must be [NAME] because I’m terrified of water!
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edmcbxx
NL West had 3 teams in the playoffs in 2017 and 2 in 2018......wtf you on about
[ 3 ]
edlylg2
You are on bud!
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edqmk93
I do. but some people love it
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eeb5c5j
Of course he can't
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eddzvy0
The EPA allowed DuPont to use a chemical that literally kills people in their nonstick pans. They can be bought too unfortunately.
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ef14e0u
Exactly. And they parade around with their protruding stomachs as if they're [NAME] gift to the world. *barf*
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ed4zor6
I wish I could make a garden
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edjsvk7
[NAME] looks like [NAME] gorgeous
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ef86cyu
I'm confused. Is this post finished or is u done?
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eex6fck
That might’ve been the worst pass he’s ever thrown. Yikes
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edj3z4d
I think not including a question about favorability of [NAME] was a missed opportunity, given the questions are clearly written by someone involved in the rationalist community.
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eff0cqh
Yawn. They’re toxic together and their only trait seemed to be getting naked together.
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ef3a1zc
I wonder what the laws are if you bartered for a gun. I wash your car, you give me a glock.
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ed3mqvz
Looks more like this was taken in the winter. If that was yesterday the sun would set more north over the sea??
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eer3gro
The internet never disappoints.
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edmbo6x
They wont touch a hero if they tweaked it in last 6-12 months. Like [NAME], they fucked/nerfed her and thats it.
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edvycbz
That's awesome to hear :)
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edwvrek
In many circles this would be considered a steal
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efez5o2
You can also send one of us a Reddit private message with your handle on Twitter if you don't want to out yourself too loudly here.
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eexjxwe
Weird flex but ok
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ef3810u
Stop giving panhandlers money. They dont need it.
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edb8mm6
Want pizza time? Get religion
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edua0vw
YO HERE'S DYNASTY WITH ANOTHER EX CLU SIVE LOOK AT THE ALL NEW MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT COVER ART (5 Minutes later) ... AND SUBSCRIBE
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edr10du
Just waiting to see which outlets decide to report it first.
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ed7v30x
I ALWAYS notice how [NAME] used latex gloves now
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eeejbfe
I see, good one.
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edksr56
I keep seeing this argument and I will tell you my wait times are long also - I don't have the DLC.
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ef2qa7p
Bad defensive move by [NAME] there
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eeqwgzn
They killed me [NAME]. They killed me with schlock
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eeygdec
Pretty impressed that they have pork roll there tbh
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ed9vrk8
Just a quick correction: if the next tax bracket is 10% than $10001 would be taxed $500.10
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eduw3ke
> In some, cops fire blanks in the hall to simulate an active shooter scenario. That's incredibly stupid, and serves no purpose.
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ee8c8zz
Lol. 'have meat on my bones and I'm thick'. Just 'overweight' will do, Captain Redundant.
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edyhell
I meant mainsource [NAME]. the one that assists you on your journey. >! not the one that is evil as fuck!<
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edze284
I try my damndest. Hard to be sad these days when I got this guy with me
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edjotvo
No but some random did afterwards. You’re welcome.
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eczdv3l
This is blatant racism and harassment of minors. These people need to be fired.
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eex5isp
Yeah. If you're a woman.
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edngijy
>outsourced independent contractor Dude there is no way [NAME] knows these words.
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ee3d01h
Or is that a 3:14? You’re in trouble pal.
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ee5yeln
I wish my husband was like you, especially on point number 6
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edyh8nf
Update: I still like football
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edj97l2
He needs an eye patch
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ef1703q
they are always playing the victim no matter what happens. bash the fash.
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edkg3q3
Didn't realize they were shipping the challenge coins with Israeli FAL rifles, that makes this whole thing even weirder.
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ef0p7z6
I thought the exact same thing. Especially since he kept saying he hadn't done anything wrong. He totally smoked crack with her.
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eeppac7
If there's evidence besides say-so, chances are better.
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ef8j6vj
Is it bad that I don't want any of them?
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ed3lqa5
Yo u r awesome op. Gold me :D
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ee5y5vn
I'd love it, too. Might be that I've just gotten an idea for a post.
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eevjbdw
Congrats on becoming the owner of this cat! What a beautiful meow.
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eex0izy
Your brother really saw the light huh!
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ee7dv9o
Facebook starter pack: Post Condescending disagreement with juvenile name-calling Repeat step 2 over and over and over and over agsin
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ee5tc12
> make sure you register the claim against them and hit their credit score how does one do this?
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edq37to
Oh would you look at this....
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eez7t0n
Spice Burger. Delicious!
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edgstis
Couldn’t get the votes in the senate. We had control in the house though. That’s flipped though
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edooa3g
She’s all natural
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eemjyvo
Imma let you finish, but Cutthroat Kitchen is one of the best cooking shows of all time.
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ef1lube
This is genius! I’m going to start doing this now too. Thanks!
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edye6rm
Yeah but vanilla ice cream has a Super Bowl ring and regular trips to the playoffs.
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edazy9q
It should go well with kratom anyway. I need to just eliminate anxiety and not have cravings
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efgjn0t
Just be glad you’re not his wife
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edeu38u
AMAZING!! I can’t wait for your talking head!
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eeo2s9h
I'm so sorry about your friends [NAME], I'm sending good thoughts to you and your friend.
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ed4yvmd