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Happy birthday!
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edtaxhn
She want to take it slow, I can see that... I deal with those girls all the time, they my favorite
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ed3rs61
And I thought we had 50, *five-pointed* stars on the flag?
[ 6 ]
ed43afz
Idk if you ask most store managers they will say they started as a cart pusher Probably bullshit but still.....
[ 3 ]
edsr2ay
That’s scary
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edjiygc
Are there a lot of people that defend [NAME]? I dunno I see it here and there but those people are considered idiots by most sane people.
[ 6 ]
ed9fyax
Threaten to release....welp , nothing coming from this.
[ 14 ]
ed19v8l
It’s pretty cringe
[ 14 ]
edcltt8
Pins are given out? My store hordes that shit like there’s a coming apocalypse and pins are the only thing that will save them.
[ 11 ]
ee5xkf6
Please! She’s my #1 choice. The rare mix of super likeable and hypercompetent. Like [NAME] mixed with [NAME].
[ 27 ]
ee5gsrr
Wow. You have literally no idea how American politics works. It's almost as if you're either a bot or a troll.
[ 13 ]
eddvlos
Thanks, I'll have a look and see what they offer
[ 15 ]
ee2ht7c
BUT ATHEISTS ARE DOING THE SAME THING AND ARE TREATED BETTER. No. You're just being a bigot.
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efd2sp3
Get the fuck out
[ 2 ]
edtokvo
The dude was absent in the Ohio State game... IDK I would be very worried if he was the pick.
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eedxypu
I've only seen a handful of episodes, but we're supposed to believe that the FBI agent is so incompetent that he never finds out?
[ 27 ]
edg08nn
> and was getting blocked like crazy down low We talking about [NAME] now?
[ 27 ]
efctlg5
If [NAME] had served all fast food buffet to a football team Reddit would be circlejerking "So down to earth and amazing!!1"
[ 0 ]
ee3oeje
Also [NAME] raised money because so many of his subscribers are dumb enough to confuse an Indian company with the country of India.
[ 3 ]
eeo5a1m
Don't worry, he won't be for long
[ 5 ]
eesy81v
"In valor, there is hope"
[ 20 ]
ed0ielp
Any particular reason or just because it seemed redundant?
[ 27 ]
eenrrdm
Well poops. My friend and I want to wander and look for such things but we can't. Boo!
[ 9 ]
eeqxy36
I can actually read it easily now. Good work
[ 0 ]
ee6evff
I just don’t like traversing through the snow, and how the salt stains some of my boots, and the mess it leaves at home.
[ 10 ]
eek2de5
[NAME], we told you to PLEASE be sober when you come to work!
[ 27 ]
ef8shrp
even the safe queen (pearl) was amazing. i would have had pearl and ginger double win
[ 0 ]
ef84uva
It’s 2019 dude chill out with the gender roles Edit: it’s 2019 I’m tired sorry
[ 9 ]
eddkjlj
To all of you who never had to take the SATs, consider yourselves lucky.
[ 0 ]
eet92uf
Lakers would laugh at that
[ 27 ]
edj3c30
[NAME] is so cute ^_^, the second bunny image is my favourite. Since you haven't got any requests... I request Himiko.
[ 17, 18 ]
edurdse
Whether it was an actual bite or not, Subban is getting on my nerves this game
[ 27 ]
eetmymy
Why is [NAME] so memeable.
[ 27 ]
ef1b92i
Yes every time
[ 27 ]
eeddfvo
Lakers running an awful lineup and [NAME] was too dumb to change it after the timeout. Thibs levels of Stubbornness
[ 11 ]
edexf6d
Everyone is allowed to have their own opinions, let's try to not resort to name calling no matter how much we disagree
[ 4 ]
ees3zmb
I hope one of those staffers manages to find the tax returns [NAME] has been looking for since 2016!
[ 20 ]
ee23jji
"No thanks"
[ 27 ]
efet75s
[NAME] made boobi beautiful
[ 0 ]
eel5tvc
genji dmg buffs are eh but everything else except a nerf to zen are crazy
[ 3 ]
edbhle6
Why am I crying alone in my room rn
[ 6 ]
ee69j31
I wanna see a video proving it's fake though
[ 8 ]
edmew3d
Anarcho-capitalism is indeed a joke, yes
[ 1 ]
eczeo1v
[NAME] is a fantastic player, but would he be a regular starter over at Juve? He needs to stay at Arsenal.
[ 0, 7 ]
ed2r123
Who fucking cares. People have sex all the time. You're just an asshole for trying to to profit from it or ruin her.
[ 2 ]
eew8bwo
I have no idea. That restaurant loves to put fried spaghettis everywhere.
[ 6 ]
ef3qjvd
you can tell she's insanely insecure by her body language and they way she poses for pics.
[ 27 ]
eedkloy
Beautiful. Makes me wonder how the Persona 6 Velvet Room attendant will be like and how the dynamic with their siblings go...
[ 0 ]
ef29yvd
So his aunt? I think I followed that.
[ 4 ]
edihdga
great!! thank you
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ed37bzj
And not all children's hospitals need the same stuff, so call and ask what they need. But I like your tip. You're correct.
[ 4 ]
edh30hb
That's not justification to keep doing it. Also this would be the purview of the Democratic party since it's the primaries we're talking about.
[ 27 ]
ef9zx18
Metallica recorded a congratulatory video for him, so effin cool:
[ 15 ]
eeq988o
The title of the post started playing this in my head
[ 27 ]
ed0xxvq
You shut your stupid mouth troll. Thy absolutely matter
[ 2 ]
eez0s1z
Just cut it all of, you won’t look bad
[ 4 ]
eew55xp
Not probable, I study in the best university in my country, I don't want to stop at all
[ 0 ]
ee7zjtx
Including the fact that once I pirate something, i usually will purchase it later on either through frustration / poor quality/ actually loving the product / etc
[ 27 ]
ef7dvml
Ugh foot rubs. I feel embarrassed thinking about how my nmom used to make me do this to her. Ugh ugh ugh
[ 12 ]
eeljmuc
It's a troll. Look at the history.
[ 1 ]
ed8cuiv
I don’t think he forgot I think he was just really out of breath
[ 27 ]
eeoltfs
Might be wrong but isn't it [NAME] who wanted gase more than mac
[ 27 ]
edofwn5
Someone get fat boy [NAME] a happy meal.
[ 17 ]
efbr881
Everyone loved the Snacks trade.
[ 18 ]
edu5o0d
Makes me sad at how brain damage effects boxers so much
[ 25 ]
ee05ptl
Probably scared they’re gonna get flashed by a camera.
[ 14 ]
eddqd0h
Fucking Real Madrid
[ 2 ]
ed6kuh3
a guy named [NAME] had a nightmare of [NAME] getting shot at a live performance.
[ 27 ]
eff7igy
To drool on.
[ 11, 27 ]
ee84xf1
Mountain West/Southwest so far, but it would be awesome if he did a film set in the Idaho/Oregon mountain wilderness.
[ 0 ]
ef8k6ie
*What* exactly *are* we *italicizing* so *much* for?
[ 7 ]
edgs1gs
Lol you got nothing to worry bout from me bro. Thanks for keeping the game on
[ 1, 15 ]
eei4exl
Incumbency only seems to matter in smaller states these days.
[ 27 ]
ed0oip1
[NAME] didn’t just fight dogs, he, personally, tortured them too. He isn’t a dog fighter, he is a sociopath.
[ 2, 3 ]
eeoylhd
No. Without getting into spoilers that ring is reserved for something else later in the game.
[ 27 ]
ee0ypp0
Wrote some good poems too
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efcb23d
They are loving this choice in maga canada of course. Just a typical day of bigotry.
[ 17 ]
ednstdk
I am hopeful that it will win the Oscar for best animated picture and renewed interest will lead to more 3D screenings.
[ 20 ]
efa78iz
Hell yea brother, Charlotsvile car attacker did nothing wrong Lets see how quick they scream hate speech
[ 3 ]
edoha39
The automatic double action loophole.
[ 27 ]
eeiafip
Serious question, where was this? That looks like my ex in the green top.
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ef7i0xz
“Bigotry is when you disagree with me, and the more you disagree the more bigotryer it is” -[NAME]
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ed4vp0r
This only makes me want him more. Proves he is decisive and has self belief. Our team has been devoid of both.
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edi5zpa
Thank u goalie [NAME]
[ 15 ]
eeejjy9
What happened ?!
[ 7 ]
eeoa608
That, but I also really think that [NAME] is going to be a top QB. Especially, if he progresses during his time as back up.
[ 20 ]
ee7b1su
OMG, crying laughing right now. Hubs and I both. What a visual!
[ 13 ]
eera2yh
DON'T DO THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES LIKE THAT THEY DON'T WANT HER EITHER BRUH
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edkv1zi
I don't want to go to meet the kids yeeeet. Im not yet ready ;(
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edeuvqp
I just came out of the restroom after crying from laughter watching that and my brother asked me if everything is okay
[ 1 ]
ef56jji
Oh look, even a crazy nut gets a squirrel once and a while.
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ef6bn0r
Great story. Maybe it isn't malicious compliance, but I enjoyed it anyway. Damn companies who lack empathy for other humans.
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ed28bqh
(slow claps) Well played!
[ 27 ]
edc17vm
Hiya! 😃
[ 13 ]
edgnqjy
How embarrassing.
[ 12 ]
ee2fa7t
Well I am happy you believe that.
[ 17 ]
edcoull
Just curious...
[ 7 ]
ed53gec
Omg I thought it said it aired the 7th. I feel dumb. Ty.
[ 27 ]
ee5uiut
Are you joking? 538 has him hovering around -15 net approval. He won’t win unless Dems nominate someone like [NAME] again at this rate.
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efgkhvr
This post is a waste of time and doesn't belong here.
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edlqvvo